Chapter 4: Successfully lobbying for disfigurement.
"Wow, fortunately, I didn't lose my skills in climbing the wall in those years, but this damn land is really hard. It hurts me so much!" Xuan Junyao, who didn't find anyone behind her at all, still spoke to herself.
"It should hurt. It should be the grass in the queen's yard, right? Your Highness!" The inadvertent words behind Long Xiao were directly scared, and Xuan Junyao almost hit the wall.
"Well, it's a nice day today. It's suitable for watching the sky at night. Well, isn't this Prince Xuan? What a coincidence. Do you also come here to enjoy the flowers? Then the princess won't bother you. See you back!" Since you dare to call yourself the king, will I still politely use Mandarin for you? Humph.
As soon as Xuan Junyao's words fell, the two Xiao Si outside the wall couldn't help laughing, and Xia Shiming, who came later, was also in a state of twitching his mouth. He didn't expect that the weeds in the yard could appreciate the flowers?
"Do you want to run?" Looking at Xuan Junyao, who left with a flying pace, Long Xiao slowly began to raise a water ball in his hand, and a deep black dot flashed faintly in the water ball.
"Xiao, what are you doing? If we do it here, our years of forbearance over the years will be completely in vain. She is just a straw princess. Why do you break the boundary and use this water to eat bones? Is it worth it?" Xia Shiming, who stood in front of Long Xiao, tried his way to comfort him.
"I really don't know what you're afraid of. I'm not worth it for you!" Although Long Xiao knew that what Xia Shiming said was reasonable, his handsome face was still full of reluctance. The original amber pupils suddenly turned dark purple, but unfortunately, it passed away in a blink of an eye, and the water ball in his hand slowly disappeared from the palm of his hand.
"Remember, all the lives of our dragon clan are in the hands of you, the Dragon King of the West Sea. You are my good friend and the king of Weichen. My only hope is that we can return to the Dragon Palace safely and reunite. The world has said that only women and villains are difficult to raise. We can't afford to provoke them. Can't we hide? !"
Looking at the painful expression of his friends who endured more than himself, Long Xiao knew that his belligerence could not bring anything to his people, but there would be a catastrophe... With the anger that could not be vented, Long Xiao's spiritual power moved, and his whole body was covered with water and disappeared in the backyard. Xia Shiming could only follow him helplessly and accompany him. Venting.
Xuan Junyao, who didn't expect to be found, looked back as she ran. After seeing the two people pulling, an idea suddenly came to her heart, "Good friend, good friend!" Pooh, after getting rid of this evil distracting idea, Xuan Junyao got lost...
"Then who? Why are you stuck outside the kitchen? Do you want to let the air go? Why don't you get in and help!" Originally, she wanted to sneak away from the back door, but she walked to the kitchen of the royal palace by mistake. She was also regarded as a handyman by the huge kitchen stewmer, Zhang's mother. Xuan Junyao, who was difficult to explain, could only do the fireman.
"Oh, this is killing my mother~ I asked you to burn the fire, not the house! Which idiot got this idiot! Why don't you get out of here? I'll take care of you later!"
Unexpectedly, Xuan Junyao almost burned the kitchen because of a mistake. Fortunately, Zhang's mother's experience prevented the expansion of this incident. Later, Xuan Junyao used modern cooking technology to achieve sweet and sour spare ribs and Mapo tofu, which completely won the forgiveness of Mother Zhang and everyone.
"Hey, hey, I said Xuanzi, where did you learn this dish? It's really better than everyone's. Teach us!" After tasting Xuanjunyao's craftsmanship, the kitchen clerk attracted all the gents of the royal palace.
"Cough, everyone, it's not worth mentioning the carving skills. It's no problem if you want to learn it, but I have a request, that is, I hope you can listen to my opinion on Prince Xuan and our Xia housekeeper. You can agree!"
"This, it's not good. The subordinates discuss the master. That's a great crime of disrespect and will be punished!" One of the slaves who saw the current events more clearly said pertinent words.
"But Brother Xuan also said that it's an opinion. Maybe it's good? And you don't want to learn how to cook those dishes? In the future, I can also relieve my sthirts. Mother Zhang, do you think so? A well-behaved maid cleverly took advantage of Zhang's mother as the biggest steward here. As long as she speaks, there is nothing she can't discuss.
"This... the master is heaven, and the slave is the earth! It itself is always untouchable. We are just talking about opinions. Don't housekeeper Xia often say it? There are problems to be discussed to make the royal palace more prosperous, so you can say it, but you must ensure that you can't speak ill of the prince and the housekeeper, otherwise the emperor will come, and the old man will not let you go!" Zhang's mother, who loves to eat, can't match the ** of diet. She is defeated!
"Don't worry, it's definitely not a bad word. Wait for me to sort out the words!" Unexpectedly, Long Xiao and Xia Shiming were so respected in the eyes of people, which made Xuan Junyao quickly change the countermeasures and achieve her wish in another way.
"Cough, it's like this, everyone, the handsome appearance of our prince and housekeeper is rare in the world, right? Is it that even you look at it? Sometimes you will be a little envious... Er, it's a heartbeat. A woman will feel that she is so proud to have such a boyfriend, but on the contrary, she is worried that after getting married, she will be robbed by other women, and then her whole body will change from kind and innocent to a vicious old widow!
When a man sees it, he will be more or less envious, but if it is seen by that kind of evil-minded person, it is estimated that there will be a lot of evil and vicious ideas. At that time, won't our two masters who don't know martial arts be in danger? Everyone said, "Isn't it?"
"Oh, don't say it, it's really horrible. Then we have to protect our two masters, otherwise where can we find such a good master?"
"Yes, yes, yes, sometimes I secretly think about what will happen if I marry a housekeeper, but when I think of the back, it's really the same as Xuan boy said, I will become another kind of person!"
"Well, in fact, so am I. Sometimes I really hope that the prince's beautiful face can grow on my face, little brother, you are so right! If all men grow up like you, the world will be peaceful."
Looking at everyone's response to her words, Xuan Junyao felt that this plan would be successful. As for the last sentence of a slave, she decided to block it directly.
"Occeed, shut up. That mysterious boy, look at what you said, is there a solution? In the end, Zhang's mother spoke.
"Yes, but I'm afraid that everyone can't do it, that is, disfigure the two masters! But I hope everyone can understand that this is to save the lives of our two masters. This matter must be carried out. Please remember that life is bigger than face, don't you?"
When Xuan Junyao spoke loudly, all the family people stared at themselves with a kind of 250 eyes.
Seeing that everyone was not brainwashed successfully, Xuan Junyao ran away and simply used all the tricks she had learned at work on these people. After an afternoon of lobbying, Xuan Junyao's goal was completely achieved, and it was agreed that every day, everyone would come to report on the situation of the day.
In this way, because Long Xiao and Xia Shiming suddenly left the palace for a few days, Xuan Junyao, whose plan had been delayed, finally got a good news today. Long Xiao and others returned home! Wow, hahahaha...
Xuanwang Mansion...
"Xiao, I don't know if I'm suspicious. You didn't feel it. Since we returned to the mansion, the eyes of the servants have made people look cautious and panic, and there is always a feeling of hiding in their hearts!" Xia Shiming, who was sitting in the study, recalled that after entering the house, the eager joy in the eyes of the family was getting more and more heartbroken.
"Oh, you, a prime minister of the Protoss, actually told me that you are afraid of human beings? This makes me feel embarrassed. Don't make trouble. Let's think about how to sacrifice the Dragon King in a few days!" Long Xiao held his forehead and said helplessly on the chopping board.
"Well, I guess I was scared by the third princess. After my investigation, I found that the area this time was a little different from the last time, because this time, the emperor approved the national master to change the place of sacrifice to the main river in the north of the city, Xuanhe!" Speaking of this, Xia Shiming also had a gloomy face. It was good that the river god was difficult to deal with. What surprised him more was that according to his own investigation, there seemed to be something hidden there, but he was not going to inform Long Xiao for the time being and was ready to confirm it again.