Chapter 13: Xuan Junyao's strange behavior attracted the attention of Long Xiao!
Returning to the house, Long Xiao took Xia Shiming to the study, "Today, the emperor gave me Xuanjunyao a marriage!"
"Ah?" Xia Shiming opened his mouth in shock, "Did you refuse? Then won't we be tossed by her every day, and our life on earth will be over!"
Xia Shiming completely entered his fantasy world, "She saw me!" Long Xiao said coldly.
"She didn't see you. How could she pester you? It's over. What should we do in the future? Are you really going to be disfigured..." Xia Shiming, who was frightened by the news of marriage, was completely unaware of the other meanings in Long Xiao's words.
"She saw my dragon body at the bottom of the river yesterday!" Long Xiao repeated it again.
"If you see it, you will see it! ...Ah? You mean she saw your dragon body? Xia Shiming was shocked, "It's impossible. This is simply a joke. How can an ordinary woman see it?"
Long Xiao shook his head to express his doubts, "This is not necessarily true, because I also saw her last night. At that time, her expression was indeed a little strange. Let's go and have a look!"
"Good!" Xia Shiming said that the two of them came to the princess's house during the water tornado illusion. Because of the invisibility, no one could see it.
"Bend me some food. By the way, bring a raw cucumber by the way!" Xuan Junyao's voice sounded faintly in the inner room, and Long Xiao and others walked there.
"What does the male cucumber do?" The maid asked inexprehensively.
"If you ask you to go, you can go. There are so many questions. Is it because I have a good temper that I spoil you all?" Xuan Junyao said dissatisfiedly.
He knelt down and said, "I dare not!"
"I've said that don't kneel down easily in the future. I really don't have any memory. Wasn't it all good before? Why did you change it back to me? Chinese people's servility, feudalism, hey! I can't change it for a while. Go ahead. Send me chilled cucumber slices so that I can make a mask!"
"Mask?" Although the maid of honor was surprised, she did not dare to ask more questions and strode out to prepare.
Long Xiao walked slowly in and saw a super-large bathtub in the hall. Xuan Junyao was sitting in it washing her toes. Her eyes were white flowers. In the wind of a gentleman who was rude, the two quickly turned around.
"Sister, you go forward boldly, go forward, don't look back... Sister, you take the bow, brother walks on the shore, love and the rope! ... The vast horizon is my love, and the flowers are blooming at the foot of the green mountains! ..." It's simply a string of lyrics. The more Xuan Junyao sings, the more excited she is, and her voice is getting louder and louder, as if her fear of the monsters in Xuanhe River has slowly disappeared.
Long Xiao and Xia Shiming looked at each other awkwardly, and their eyes were full of surprise. How could this noble daughter easily talk about love? This song is too explicit.
"Princess, what you want!" The maid of honor presented the plate and put all kinds of cakes on the table. Xuan Junyao rubbed her hand that had just rubbed her toes, picked up a piece of cake and put it in her mouth. She pouted and praised, "This chestnut cake is well made today. Appreciate it!"
The maid of honor is covered with black lines, and it's pea yellow! But I didn't dare to squeak.
"Oh, is this cucumber slices? It's too thick. What I want is a millimeter, not a centimeter. If I sit like this, it will fall off on my face, don't you know?" In order to let the maid of honor understand the unqualified cucumber slices more deeply, Xuan Junyao pasted a few cucumber slices on her face and only listened to "Puff, Puff!" The cucumbers fell into the water one after another.
The maid of honor knelt down in surprise, "Princess, spare your life! The maidservant dared to ask, what is a millimeter, a centimeter?
Facing the curious eyes of the maid, Xuan Junyao sighed, "It's just a unit of length measurement!" It seems that the more you explain, the more unclear it is. Xuan Junyao frowned and asked, "So what do you use to remember the length?"
The maid of honor replied, "Spice, inch, foot, foot..."
Xuan Junyao scratched her head, which was really difficult for her. She didn't know anything about unit conversion. If she had known it, she would have studied junior high school mathematics. Oh, I regret it!" Get up first, and I'll give you a stroke!"
The maid of honor stood up, and Long Xiao quickly turned around to see how long it was. Xuan Junyao casually picked up a cucumber in a plate, "This should be five millimeters, ten millimeters is equal to one centimeter!"
"Oh, I know, it's the same reason as our ten points are equal to an inch!" The maid was very excited, but immediately realized the problem, "Princess, how did you know this?"
"Well, that, I've seen it in a well-read group!" The maid looked suspicious. The princess has always been lazy. She has never touched books, let alone read a lot of books!
"Oc's it. Go and bring me two raw eggs. I can't make this cucumber mask!" Xuan Junyao didn't want to lie. Such a conversation made her very unnatural. Did she tell them that if they came here, they would not be burned to death by monsters? These people have done everything about sacrificing the river. What else is there to dare?
"Ry...eggs?" The maid of honor was shocked, and the main thing became more and more strange. Since the princess came back from the dead, her words and behaviors have changed greatly.
Xuan Junyao was just trying to change the topic and send her away, but she didn't think it would be more difficult for them to accept what she said this time. It was too late to find the maid's surprise. She had to say harshly, "Go quickly!"
The maid of honor left trembling.
A big face in the bronze mirror was painted by her. The unpolluted chicken egg is good! The maid's hand holding the bronze mirror kept shaking slightly. Xuan Junyao said contemptuously, "This is called beauty, which can make the skin soft and elastic, and can also remove wrinkles!" After patting her face, she said proudly, "Although I don't need to remove wrinkles at this flowery age!"
The maid's shoulders shrugged, as if she was trying to hold back her laughter. Xuan Junyao glanced at her and continued her face project. Her hand stained with egg yolk stopped. Xuan Junyao suddenly turned around and said, "To me, voyeurism, you have seen enough. Come out. If you dare to peek at me take a shower, you are not afraid of bad eyes!"
The maid of honor looked over there with her eyes and couldn't help wondering, "Princess, no one? Did you read it wrong?
Long Xiao and Xia Shiming, hiding behind the screen, were shocked. Can she see them? Thinking about it, I thought it was impossible. They used invisibility, and the two of them didn't move.
Xuan Junyao was furious and forgot that she was taking a shower. She suddenly stood up from the water and walked towards the screen. Long Xiao and the two were shocked. Fortunately, Long Xiao was fast and immediately covered Xia Shiming's eyes. Although this picture did not cause nosebleeds, it was the first time for him to see such a fat white **. I forgot to breathe.
"Princess!" The maid of honor was shocked and hurried to get the clothes on the shelf and put them on Xuan Junyao.
"Wh!" With a sound, the screen was pulled away, and two pairs of eyes looked straight at each other. Xuan Junyao scolded at Long Xiao, "The sex demon!" Fortunately, it was invisible. The flying saliva did not spray on his face, but he still frowned and closed his eyes.
Because Long Xiao used his hand to block Xuan Junyao's saliva flying everywhere, Xia Shiming was able to see the light. At this time, he reached out his hand and shook it in front of Xuan Junyao, but was opened by Xuan Junyao. "You are still a little boy. I believe in your evil and dare to peep at my princess!"
"Princess, put on your clothes and be careful not to catch a cold!" The untimely voice of the maid of honor sounded, and Xuan Junyao was shocked. She slowly lowered her head and saw that she was only wearing her belly pocket and trousers.
Ah!" The roar shook thousands of miles, and the whole palace seemed to tremble.
After grabbing the clothes, Xuan Junyao quickly ran to the big bed in the hall. While running, she did not forget to tell the maid of honor, "Catch King Xuan and his dog slave!"
The maid of honor looked blankly at the open space in front of her, and only the princess roared wildly in the whole bedroom. The invisible Long Xiao and Xia Shiming hurriedly exchanged glances and disappeared in an instant!
Shocked by the princess's voice, the slave who came from afar asked eagerly outside the door, "Princess, what's the matter? Are there any assassins?
"No, don't come in!" Xuan Junyao roared, and the movements of her hands were a little messy. The ancient clothes were complicated, "How on earth did you wear them?"
"Princess, maidservant will help you change your clothes..." The maid of honor said and was ready to run over. Xuan Junyao said anxiously, "Look at those two bastards. I'm going to dig out their eyes and feed the pigs!"
The maid of honor statled in place, hesitating whether to find the emperor. It seems that the princess was too frightened this time, and she was a little abnormal.
"Where are the people? I just turned around and put on a time, and you let them slip away? It's really useless!" Xuan Junyao strode around with her coat, but there was no one on the ground.
The maid of honor knelt to the ground in fear, "Princess, there has never been anyone!"
"No one? I just saw King Xuan and his dog slave standing in this position!" Xuan Junyao pointed to the empty place, and the maid of honor still shook her head blankly, "Princess, do you mean that King Xuan saw you take a shower?"
Xuan Junyao looked at her and suddenly realized that the ancients were conservative. If people knew that she, the princess who had not left the palace, was seen by others, how could she fool around? Well, I may have read it wrong!" Xuan Junyao withdrew her fingers, but reluctantly stamped her feet in the air, as if she had kicked the two bastards, "You run fast!"
"Princess, what are you talking about?" The maid of honor asked.
"Nothing, collect the things and don't wash them. I'm going to bed!" Xuan Junyao said angrily that her good mood was spoiled, and now she has no energy to do anything.
"Ah, it's just past the hour!" The maid was surprised. The princess slept all day yesterday. Today, she was noisy to take a shower. She just messed around like crazy, and now she is shouting to sleep. Is this really crazy?
"Wh, do I have to report this to you?" Xuan Junyao turned around and glared at her.
"I dare not!"
Lying on **, Xuan Junyao felt uncomfortable all over and over, but suddenly sat up. "Why did he do something wrong, but I want to hide? You're not a gentleman if you have revenge!"
Change the person's black clothes, carry a kitchen knife, and jump out of the wall around the backyard. The speed of the 100-meter sprint is directly proportional to the rubbing anger in her heart.