Chapter 370: Hot face sticks to cold butt--

In the pear garden, Mage Hu held a broom and looked angrily at the guardian god in front of her. If Xia Shiming hadn't pulled herself, she would have killed this guy.

Xia Shiming quickly advised, "Don't be impulsive. Maybe he went to the wrong room?"

Mother Fox looked back at Xia Shiming next to her angrily, "I'm the only one in the room. Can I go wrong? In this guest room, except for me and a woman, all the other rooms are men. Why didn't he go to the wrong men's room and walk to the corner? Ah, what do you say..."

Xia Shiming broke out in a cold sweat. How can he answer this?

The god guard blushed and hurriedly replied, "Don't talk nonsense. Who wants to enter your room?" Even if you give me a hundred chances, I won't want to step into your room. Besides, how can you be the only woman? Where do you put Yan'er?"

"Yan'er, don't get me wrong~~ I'm looking for you, and I don't want to enter this evil woman's room at all!!"

The king of thee, who had a dog's tail grass in his mouth, looked at the god-keeper puzzledly and said, "Why are you coming to me?" Also, is he a woman? I took a look at his current clothes, oh, he turned into a woman!

"I, I... Anyway, I'm not looking for that woman!" The guardian god said with an embarrassed face.

"You are a mother-in-law!! You haven't been pulled by anyone, have you? Come on, I'll help you!" Mami Fox shook off the broom in her hand and rushed in the direction of the guardian god.

Xia Shiming pulled Mage Hu's arm in distress, and his heart was very sad. Who did he provoke...

After looking at the fox Mama in the rampage, the guardian spirit complained and walked to the king of death flatteringly and said, "Yan'er, this is the food I went to catch in the morning. Let's see if it's delicious!"

The king of hell spit out the dog's tail grass in his mouth and pointed to the injured dead mouse of the god guard and said, "Is your head caught in the door?" Do humans eat this? Idiot..."

The guardian spirit looked at the back of the king of the dragon who did not hesitate to turn around and leave, and his eyes were full of grievances. But this is my favorite food~~ It's still hot."

Hearing this, in addition to the departing King of Hire, the people in the courtyard, including the beasts who had been watching the play, seemed to be a little confused.

Is the guardian of the gods to please the king of the den?

"Hey, does this guy know Yan'er's true identity?" Xia Shiming asked the fox in a low voice.

And the fox Manny also stopped struggling and looked at the guardian god doubtfully, "It's impossible, the old fox is so shrewd. How could it be discovered by him?

"Then why is he so flattering? I don't think this boy even flatter Junyao like this~ Drink, can't it be..." Xia Shiming seemed to be shocked by his guess.

Mama Hu was also stunned there, looking at Xia Shiming's faces. At the same time, the two exclaimed, "No way..."

Does that boy like the king of the den~~~?

The two of them once again turned their eyes to the guardian god. They were lost, sad, wronged, and pretended to be strong, all of which were shown by him one by him.

Xia Shiming patted his head speechlessly, "What are you really afraid of? Isn't this injustice!!"

M Mother Fox was stunned at first, and then seemed to think of something and laughed.

"Hey, why are you like this? What's so funny?" The guardian god has not yet eased from his sadness.

Muffeur Fox raised her eyebrows and said, "Of course I want to laugh. Some people ~ people who don't want to have it can't be funny? I don't think it's suitable for me~ Cut... Ball, take your brothers and sisters, let's go to dinner!"

Warcrafts are not good people. Of course, I understand what Mother Fox means. Several little guys covered their lips, squinted and bent down to leave with a smile, which looked obscene!!

"Ah, bitch, I hate you..." Of course, the god guard understood what Grandma Hu meant. He covered his face and ran away directly over the wall.

Xia Shiming was stunned. Mother Fox is going to do it...!!

In the room, Long Xiao and Xuan Junyao heard everything, and both of them stared at each other in disbelief. Does the guardian god fall in love with the king of the auspity?

Long Xiao shook his head and said, "I don't know either. Didn't he have any contact with the King of Hemmal? Besides, that guy has a poisonous tongue all day long. Who is used to it?"

"Yes, how did you like it!" Xuan Junyao asked.

"..." There is no solution.

After that, Long Xiao and the two took a day to observe the relationship between the gods and the king of hell, and the answer was "hot faces and cold farts..."

"You're not hot, are you?" Is there no bone to be so close to him?

"It's not hot. I still feel cold~~" The guardian said shyly.

"Get out!" After staring at the gods, the king of ordin changed his position and continued to eat.

"I don't have a hand? Do you need me to pick up the dishes all the time? If you don't feel tired, I still think it's dirty!!" Looking at the pile of dishes, someone felt that his bottom line was almost exceeded.

"I~ I'm afraid you won't have enough to eat. Don't you all say that women have the strength to have children only when they are full?"

Bum! The bowl mixed with food was completely buckled upside down on the head of the guardian god, and the culprit got up and left disdainfully. As a result, everyone who ate next to them felt full of eyes. Consciously get up and leave.

It didn't take long... "You're following me. Believe it or not, I'll let you become a eunuch!!!" The unbearable king of death was very disgusted with the sudden appearance of the big-tailed wolf behind him.

The guardian spirit twisted his fingers and whispered, "I have become an eunuch. What will you do in the future?"

"Fuck... Don't pull me, I must cut him to death!!!" The dragon roared and restrained himself, and the king of the den was almost on the verge of storming.

"Yan'er, don't be angry. I heard them say that women get angry and age quickly~ It's not so easy to give birth in the future!!!" The guardian god said seriously.

"..." The king of the den is speechless, and the blue veins on both sides have begun to stand out.

And the reputation of escorting the second lady and Luoyu back for a long time, he is squatting beside Xia Shiming and asks fiercely, "This is too bloody. I like it very much~~"

"...Oh, hehe!" Xia Shiming said he couldn't answer.

"Ky, tell me, how do you want to die!" The king of the underlin was not struggling, but asked the guardian god very calmly.

"Ah? Why do I want to die? Hey hey, I still have to be with you!" The godkeeper giggling with his head.

"Long Xiao, you also saw it. Did I do it on purpose?"

Long Xiao quickly shook his head and said, "No."

"But your identity is!" Xuan Junyao quickly answered and pointed to his figure, indicating that he could understand that a gentleman is so good. His identity at this moment is completely normal.

The king looked down and smiled coldly, "Very good, then I know. Let go!"

"What are you going to do?" Long Xiao asked nervously.

"Relieve the trouble."

"Are you sure?"

"I'm very sure. It's more certain than the time my mother gave birth to me. Please let go. Thank you!"

Long Xiao looked at Xuan Junyao, and after getting the latter's nod, he let go worriedly.

The king of the delin flashed, directly led the guarding collar, hung the boy's neck and disappeared into the courtyard, as if the two of them had never appeared.

In addition to ~ "Ah~Yan'er, you touched me..." The nymphomaniac who didn't conform to the image was amazed.

"Jun Yao, are you sure nothing will happen?" Long Xiao caught Xiaopang. After wiping her hands, he ignored Xiaopang's claws and looked like he had been greatly wronged. He walked to Xuanjunyao and said with his wife in his arms.

"I'd rather say, are you sure you're all right?" Xuan Junyao said helplessly that he was going to cry with his chin slave Xiaopang.

"What's wrong with her?" Long Xiao said he was very puzzled.

"Woo-hoo... Yin's new clothes ~ I want to tell me Ma Ma..." The little fat milk cried, and his fat cheeks were like a red apple because of hard crying, which was suddenly lovely.

Looking at Xiao Pang running clumsily towards him, the ball stopped him speechlessly and said, "Your mother is there~ What are you rushing to me?"

Xiao Pang was slightly stared, "Oh, yell." Turning around, he was about to rush to Xuanjunyao. When he suddenly found Long Xiao beside her, he squatted directly, sat on the ground fiercely, and splashed, "I'm not numb..."

"What's wrong with her?" The person involved is still a kind of soul wandering outside.

"It was wiped by the pig!" Leaving Long Xiao's warm embrace, Xuan Junyao went to Xiaopang and picked her up. She looked at Dabao speechlessly and said, "Why did Xiaopang cry? Don't you come to coax her?"

Dabao twisted his face and hummed angrily, "Well, let her live with her new clothes for the rest of her life!"

It turned out that as early as when Xiao Pang arrived at Longfu, Dabao picked her up happily, but it turned out to be fierce by Xiao Pang, which meant that her new clothes were stained. In this way, all night, Xiao Pang and Dabao were fighting over clothes.

Who knew that Long Xiao was so good that he grabbed Xiao Pang's clothes and wiped his hands. Isn't that what it is?

After Xuan Junyao knew it, she completely rolled her eyes and simply let the fox lead the other three war beasts into the room. She thought that proper education still needed to be reflected.

"Jun Yao, I'm afraid I can't accompany you to educate these stinky kids. The old lady asked me to go there. I guess I wanted to have a showdown. After all, I was so brilliant yesterday~" Unexpectedly, as soon as Mother Fox led the Warcrafts into the room, she said with a smile.

"Well, I'll watch the child. You go." Xuan Junyao nodded.

"Wait!" Xuan Junyao seemed to think of something, "Munt Hu, don't think about this matter anymore. The king of hell will really hack you to death!"

Mami Fox was stunned. Of course, she knew that what Xuan Junyao was talking about was "Don't worry, I haven't started yet~ Besides, if you want to cut, you can only cut the parties involved!!"

"Mame Fox, don't mess around..." Xuan Junyao stopped in a low voice.

What can answer her is the back of Mother Fox who keeps shaking her hand. She has been married to the dead snake for a long time. How can she let it go easily??

Long Xiao looked at Qingyu and Xia Shiming and said that he had no words. He went straight into the room to find his wife, but he didn't know that he became the object of the experiment. Let him be touched by the monsters, and a lot of Mary's next door will be highlighted in his heart!!!

Because Xia Shiming came here, he needed to be familiar with many places. Qingyu volunteered to take him to visit. But as soon as the two walked to the door of the mansion, they saw a large number of officers and soldiers completely surrounded the dragon mansion.

And the prince's war madness waved the fan, sighed and looked at the two people, and said with a smile, "Know the long first. I don't know where you want to go here?"

Long Xiao and Xuan Junyao in the pear garden were in shape at the same time. The two looked at each other and said, "Why did he come here?"

In the depths of the jungle, he was teaching the god-keeper of the king of the jungle. Suddenly, he sensed that there were traces of tearing in the air. He suspected that Jue Ao was doing it, and quickly threw away the god-keeper who was blue and swollen by him. He quickly jumped to the top and muttered, "Shouldn't it be this time?"

The god guard slowly climbed up from the ground with pain, raised his blue and purple red eyes, and hissed, "Yan'er~ No matter how you disguise yourself as a man, I won't give up on you..."

"Fuck!" The king of heaven and earth can only answer like this!

Suddenly, two red lights were rushing towards the Dragon Mansion at the speed of light, and the pupils of the king of hell shrank "so fast..."

The body shook, and the person disappeared.

"Wait for me, Yaner..." The guardian spirit also turned into a small black snake and quickly slid out of the forest.