Chapter 2 Kissing a Hundred Dead People

"Hello, Xiao Tian." Xia He stepped down from mid-air, and his slender thighs were shiny, which almost stunned Xiao Tian.

"Xia He, you are also good... It's strange. It's too strange. Xiao Tian couldn't help frowning. He said that strangeness did not mean the strangeness of the floating corpse in the sky and the appearance of Xia He, but that the scene in front of him was enough to make any normal person crazy can usually be regarded as strange. Am I born with a nervousness? But isn't this too exaggerated?

"First of all, I want to apologize for cheating you." Xia He fell to the ground, "But for the sake of our fate, you will definitely not mind... Isn't it fate that you can meet me even if you skip class?

This is my line! Xiao Tian protested in his heart.

"Then I want to tell you something that you will never believe. In fact, I'm not a human."

"I am... Death!"

"Ah, this, it's really hard to believe, but I believe it." Xiao Tian really believed it. There was no reason. She believed Xia He's words.

"Well, if my bright array hadn't affected your mind, I'm afraid you would have been scared to lie down on the spot." Xia He curled her lips disdainfully, which looked unique.

"What?" Xiao Tian almost jumped up when he heard the words, "Bright array?" He pointed to the corpses and dark space all over the sky and was almost speechless, "Is it still bright?"

"Cough." Xia He smiled shyly, "That's just convenient for you to accept. It doesn't matter. It's just a name. You just need to know the role of this array."

"What's the name of this array?"

"Mind Pollution 2012 Upgraded Version."

"Damn, 2012 still upgrade? It's quite with the times."

"In addition, users also have discounts and packages."

Huh? Tell me about it?"

"If you get a discount, you can purify it for a minute for free, and if you give it away, you can get a body killed in a car accident, only for men."

"Damn, it's still limited to men. Keep it for fun... Wait, what is 'purification for an hour and free for a quarter of an hour'? Isn't it free now?

"Of course, it's not free. It takes you to consume a day's life to purify you for a minute."

"Damn it!" Xiao Tian is going crazy. What kind of purification is obviously pollutes the soul and makes people get used to the negative things such as corpses and darkness. "I don't care about this purification. No, pollution. Hurry up and withdraw the array!"

"Oh, don't worry, listen to me." Xia He stroked her hair, "What I said is only for ordinary people."

"You mean I'm not an ordinary person?"

"What do you think? How can ordinary people see me?" Xia He stretched out his snow-white arm, hooked Xiao Tian's chin with one finger, and said extremely, "How can I like you if there are not so many people?"

"Stop, stop, stop!" Xiao Dihou took a step back, "Let's talk about this pollution first."

"You must be glad that I'm purifying you. Although I'm not omnipotent, I still have this permission. I can serve you for free."

I can provide you with free service. What an imaginary sentence.

"Okay, I won't talk nonsense with you. This array has a limited effect. You can't reach my requirements by purification alone. You must absorb the power of the array."

"But this has far exceeded my requirements!" Xiao Tian shouted, "I don't need to get used to corpses!"

"You will need it." Xia He giggled and stretched out his hand towards Xiao Tian. A black light hit Xiao Tian, and his body suddenly floated uncontrollably. "And it's not just as simple as getting used to corpses. You need to get used to... Everything! Next, you have to do what I say.

"Can't you do what you said?" Xiao Tian wants to cry without tears, but my body is under your control.

"You have to absorb the power of the array and be ready to enjoy it."

"How to absorb it?"

"From their mouths, a hundred corpses."

Damn it! Xiao Tian almost fainted, mouth to mouth? Kissing the dead? I haven't given my first kiss yet.

"Xia He, Sister Xia, Grandma Xia! Give me a break and we'll discuss it again!" Xiao Tian shouted and struggled hard, but no matter how hard he tried, no matter how hard he was, he could only watch himself getting closer and closer to the body.

"Hey! At least give me a beautiful female corpse!" Xiao Tian's face is only an inch away from the horrible male corpse. He knows that he can't escape this disaster. Just put up with it. Damn, I think of you when I kiss them!

"Other corpses are OK, but not in the array. Both men and women, you must absorb them!"

"How many eyes are there?" Xiao Tian asked carefully, praying in his heart not to be too many.

"Not much, just ninety-nine eyes."

Oh my God, let me die! Xiao Tian almost cried, "How many women were there in those eyes?"

"All..."

"Xia He, you are so kind."

"Why do you always interrupt me? They are all men!"

“......”

"In fact, all you need is the ninety-nine eyes. That female corpse is given for free. You should thank me. How considerate I am!"

"Xia, I am not at the right time with you!"

"Anla, at worst, you think of me when you kiss them... Hey, don't always cry. I'll ask you to kiss me when you come down. How about it?"

"ok!" Xiao Tian replied cheerfully, "That's it!"

Now it's Xia He's turn to be speechless, "Did you do this on purpose... I said, how can a person who has been purified for so long resist the body so much?

..................

Half an hour later, Xiao Tian, who had kissed a hundred dead people, finally landed.

"Xia He, should we be that?" Xiao Tian smiled and said, "After a hundred attempts, explorations and summaries, my kissing skills are extremely proficient."

"That's your experience of doing as a gi job, right?" Xia He said ruthlessly.

"What you say, you and I are determined." He made up his mind that he had to kiss for half an hour! How exciting it is to kiss Death.

"Yes." Xia He smiled shyly, "But there is something I want to tell you."

"What's the matter?"

"Just now, I just cared about controlling your body and forgot to manipulate the array."

"What do you mean?"

"It's a failure to absorb it, and you have to do it again."

Dong, Xiao Tian closed his eyes and fell directly to the sky.

Xia He's "Psychic Pollution 2012 Upgrade" was really powerful, and Xiao Tian easily accepted everything she wanted him to accept.

"I am a god of death. I came to the world for some reason. I was injured, so I can't open the door of the underworld and return to the underworld. I need your help."

"Don't worry about this," Xiao Tian waved her hand and interrupted her. "Since you are a death or a beautiful female death, why don't you call her Lucia?" Xiao Tian looked a little excited, "Do you know that I love to watch Death?"

"Didn't you call Kurosaki Kazugo?" Xia He curled his lips.

Huh? That's a TV series on earth. Does Death also watch TV series?

"Death not only watches TV, but also curses people. Do you want to try it? What I want to say is a very important thing. Do you want to be scolded for talking to me about these boring things?

"Scolding?" Xiao Tian's eyes widened, "Wonderful, scolding is an art. A good way of scolding can not only make the scolder feel comfortable, but also make the scolded feel relaxed and happy."

"..." Xia He angrily stretched out a finger to Xiao Tian, "Why are you so boring?"

"Tut." Xiao Tian turned around Xia He and swept his eyes around her. "The shrew type is not suitable for you. Although your movements are a little similar, your tone is completely bad. Generally speaking, it is better for a beautiful woman like you to take the ' implicit' route, cursing and not showing your teeth, which is a great enjoyment in vision and hearing. It's just that this is the style of classical beauty. Your figure is a little hot, especially these two legs. Let me touch whether it looks so smooth..."

"Touch your sister!" A big hand fell from the sky and fell fiercely on Xiao Tian's shameless face, beating him to the ground like a dead dog.

"I can't even button you down!" Xia He walked to Xiao Tian with his slender legs to get a variety of hairdressing, "How about online scolding?"

Xiao Tian didn't say a word on the ground, and it was as quiet as death.

"Hello?"

Silent.

"Hey!"

"Hahaha!" The dead dog on the ground suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed wildly and bounced up from the ground. "Red, red, this time I made a lot of money!" He laughed extremely exaggeratedly on his shoulders, "Ah ha ha ha, hee hee hee..."

"Go to hell!" The murderous sound echoed in this space for a long time, followed by a wolf howling like killing pigs through the night sky...

"General people can't see death. Since you have seen it, it means..."

"Are you predestined?"

"Go to hell, I don't know why, but since you can see me, I think your physique is also more suitable for me. Well, I have checked it, but it's helpful for me to stay with you."

"Wait, what do you mean by 'Staying on me'?" Xia He smiled mysteriously and suddenly stepped up her slender legs and walked towards Xiao Tian, entering Xiao Tian's body in just one step.

"Do you know now?" A beautiful voice came from Xiao Tian's body.

"Hey, I'm not a hotel." Xiao Tian shouted, "Come out!"

"Don't be so nervous, it's just to have sex with you." The next moment, Xia He appeared in front of Xiao Tian again.

Is it just to have sex with you, Sister Death, don't you really know whether there is great ambiguity or deliberately seducing me... Let the temptation be more violent.

"There seems to be some energy in your body that can help me recover. Of course, I won't let you suffer. I will sign a contract with you to give you some special ability..."

"For example, perspective?"

"What's good about this ability?" Xia He didn't understand for a moment.

"Then I can know what color you wear anytime and anywhere."

"Bang!"

"Bum!"

"After the death contract is signed, you will have some abilities that ordinary people do not have and have a foothold in this world, but at the same time, you also need to help me recover and help me return to the underworld. Would you like to?"

"In fact, there are many people in this world who are not ordinary people. Some of them will go through some adventures and some are born with special abilities, that is, what you often call powers. And the energy in these special abilities can help me recover. Only when I return to the peak state and your help can I open the door to the underworld.