Chapter 51 The best warm-up in history

"Have you heard that Xiao Tian, a gangster in our school, may be a genius. Let's go and have a look."

"Really, Xiao Tian is the mainstay in the three evils of Qingshui. If he is a genius, then I will be the reincarnation of Einstein."

"Let's not talk about whether it's true or not, but the teachers did go to Class 8 to jointly inspect Xiao Tian."

"The teachers have gone. Let's go. Let's go and see what the hell Xiao Tian is doing."

Xiao Tian may be a genius. Teachers of various subjects went to Class 8 for a joint inspection. The news swept the campus like a plague. The students who heard the news immediately lost their affairs and ran to Class 8.

A small Class 8 was piled up after a while, as if a thick wall was built outside Class 8, and there was a steady stream of people behind it. It's just that Class 8 is so little, and it can't accommodate so many people at all. The people who came first are extremely proud. Later, the people are dejected, and the people behind want to squeeze forward. The front is not allowed to squeeze, and the scene once fell into a chaotic deadlock.

"Let's get out of the way! All get out of the way!" While making trouble, An Qing roared and forced her into the crowd. This person came to squeeze in person, but it was much better than those big and wide boys, and soon squeezed into the front.

"If you can't see the back, go back first. I will record it in the front and then send it to the Internet. You can watch it later." An Qing turned around and shouted, "Don't squeeze into the door of Class 8, class soon, especially if the class is far away from Class 8. Go back first. I promise to send it to the Internet!"

The students in the first row of Class 8 left their seats and stood behind or sat at the back table. The seats in the first row were empty. Teachers of different subjects sat up in a row. On the podium, Xiao Tian sat between the table and the blackboard.

This situation is like a court session. Xiao Tian is the presiding judge sitting in front with a hammer, and the teacher below is naturally the judge of the hearing.

"I'll start first." The old witch took the lead in opening her mouth. She was the head teacher and the local emperor of Class 8. Naturally, she would not be polite.

"Mr. Wen, please." Other teachers nodded one after another, and the old witch's surname was Wen. Hearing that Xiao Tian was a chill, such a thick-lipped bitch with a gentle surname of Wen was really unattractable.

"Xiao Tian, in the end, the English course is just two words. Understand. If you understand the meaning of the article, then you can make the title. This is Obama's speech. Give you five minutes to translate it."

"Xia He, it's up to you." Xiao Tian said to Xia He with his heart.

"It's on me!" Xia He stretched out his little hand and patted his little chest.

"Isn't it the black man's speech? You don't need to read the manuscript. I've heard the black man's speech before, and I still remember it. Ask the old witch which speech it was."

Since you help Xiao Tian, it will help him more completely and make him more shocking!

"Teacher, I just read Obama's speech on the Internet, and I probably remember the meaning. Which speech do you think it is? I'll translate it directly for you." Xiao Tian sat there with a golden knife and didn't get up at all. He was full of master demeanor.

"Well, this is Obama's Chicago campaign speech." The old witch was stunned, but she didn't expect Xiao Tian to be so crazy.

"Xia He, do you know?" Xiao Tian asked.

"I know, but there is a problem." Xia He stroked her hair: "If I say a sentence, it looks too stiff, just like an endorsement, and there is a pause between the two sentences for too long. Isn't that suspicious?"

"It's easy for you to come to me." Xiao Tian laughed in his heart. I can't wait, little girl, come to me!

"I won't go to you. You're so dirty!" Xia He curled her little mouth.

"I just took a shower yesterday. Why is it dirty?" Xiao Tian called for a grievance.

"Cut, is that also called bathing?" Xia He despised and said, "If you wash it with water and pull it twice, can you wash it clean?"

"Why can't I wash... Wait a minute, I said Xiao He, how do you know how I take a shower?" Xiao Tian was full of tears, and an old man was peeped by a little beautiful woman when taking a shower. I said, Sister Death, you can't be so inauthentic. If you really want to see it, I'll show you, but you shouldn't peek...

"Don't look at me with those eyes!" Xia He, whose eyes were more unjust than Dou E, was shocked. She glanced at Xiao Tian blankly: "I don't have time to see you take a shower. I just said it casually. Who knows that you really take a shower like that."

"No, you absolutely peeked at me. I can't suffer!" Brother's innocence could not be stained in vain. Xiao Tian bit his teeth, and his space ability was suddenly used. With a tear, Xia He's clothes suddenly cracked. Her skirt and coat left her body at the same time, leaving only her trousers and underwear.

"Ah!" Xia He didn't expect Xiao Tian to be so bold. He immediately screamed and didn't see any action from her. Suddenly, a white light flashed all over her body. After the white light, another dress had appeared on her. The clothes torn by Xiao Tian disappeared.

Although this was just a short moment, Xiao Tian still seized the opportunity to see this wonderful scene clearly in his eyes, and two nosebleeds burst out.

"Go to hell!" Xia He floated into the air, raised his little hand, slapped Xiao Tian on the top of the head, and fell on the table and bounced up again. The loud sound was like firing a cannon. The desk couldn't stand the power at all, as if it had been hit by a hammer.

What's the situation? As soon as the students saw this scene, their eyes widened. Which one did they play?

"Well, Xiao Tian, you won't know, you don't have to do this..." The old witch was frightened and stammered. She regretted letting the teachers come to inspect Xiao Tian. In the current situation, she began to self-harm before she finished one subject. If she took two more subjects, she would have to die?

"It's okay. I'm used to warming up before doing English." Xiao Tian cracked his mouth and smiled, and the nose blood flowed down his nose to his mouth, so that his teeth were also stained with blood, and the "cheer" smile suddenly became creepy.

He wiped it with his hand, pulled it and sucked it hard, and shouted, "Xia He, come on me quickly!"

What? Warm up? As soon as my classmates heard this, they almost fell down on the spot, so they had never heard of warm-up before doing exercises, and have there been such a warm-up since Pangu's founding? Is there such an earth-shaking warm-up?! Is that self-harm?

"Oh, it's so dirty!" Xiao Tian's sloppy Xia He saw a chill, and could not help him stop bleeding and clean up in an instant in full view of the public. At present, she was beautiful and wrinkled tightly, with tears in her big watery eyes. Then as soon as she closed her eyes, she broke into Xiao Tian's body like rushing to the execution ground.

"Hello, Chicago! If there are still people who do not believe that the United States is an impossible place, some people doubt that the dreams of the founding fathers are still affecting our era, and some people question the power of American democracy, then their doubts have been answered tonight. Outside schools and churches, people lined up long lines, which is unprecedented in American history. In order to cast their own vote, they can wait for three or four hours. Many people vote for the first time in their lives, because they firmly believe that something must be changed this time, and their voices will be pivotal..."

Xia He, that is, Xiao Tian, recited Obama's speech very fluently in the eyes of his classmates. This speech is not as emotional as most students' endorsement. It is as rigid as the sound made by a machine. Her recitation is very emotional and can be said to be a recitation. Fan.

It's just that such an emotional recitation with the two red ** under the nose is very non-coherent.

"Hello, Chicago! IfthereisanyoneouttherewhostilldoubtsthatAmericaisaplacewhereallthingsarepossible;whostillwondersift Hedreamofourfoundersisaliveinourtime;whostillquestionsthepowerofourdemocracy,tonightisyouranswer···· ··”

Xia He did his best, not only recite the Chinese version, but also repeated it in English, so that Xiao Tian happened to recite the Chinese manuscript.

Wan! The old witch applauded first. Xiao Tian's English is very good. Generally speaking, Chinese people speak English with a strong Chinese accent, but Xiao Tian's English is not like this. He is fluent and has a Hawaiian flavor. What you close your eyes and listen to is really a bit like Obama himself giving a speech.

In the final analysis, English is used to "speaking", and being able to speak fluent English is the sign of learning English well. Xiao Tian's English surprised everyone present. No one present heard such "pure" English from a Chinese.

If you can speak English like this, no one will doubt Xiao Tian's English anymore.

"Is this really Xiao Tian's English?"

"Good authentic English seems to be better than what our head teacher said."

"Well, how can the old witch's English compare with Xiao Tian's English? No English teacher in our whole school speaks better than Xiao Tian."

Xiao Tian's performance is so shocking that no student has ever spoken so well. But no one understands that "speaking" is very important in the language discipline of English. Xiao Tian never does morning self-study. He doesn't know what he is doing when others are reading English. How on earth did he practice oral English so well?

Is it true that he is a genius?

"What's going on?" An Qing frowned when she saw this scene. Others did not know Xiao Tian's details, but she knew clearly that Xiao Tian could do anything, but his English was so bad that it was worse than that it was worse than primary school students. At one time, he was very entangled about why there were 27 English letters instead of 28. After hearing Xiao Tian's entangled question, An Qing was almost entangled to death. She told Xiao Tian with tears that there were actually only 26 English letters.

After hearing An Qing's answer, Xiao Tian protested righteously, saying that An Qing should not lie to him. He was sure that it was 27 or 28, and then turned out the English alphabet in An Qing's murderous eyes and counted them one by one...