Chapter 132 Two Fools

"Like the anomaly integral of a unary function, double integrals can also be extended to the two types of anomaly double integrals of infinite regions and unbounded functions. Next, we will make a brief introduction to the concept of these two types of anomaly double integrals and the discriminative method of convergence..."

The math teacher is giving a lecture on the podium. Under the podium are students staring intently at the blackboard. Only people from Devil's University know that in fact, it's good to have one or two people who listen to the lecture below.

Xiao Tian has been a transfer student in Zuo Tingmei's class for a week. This week's life can be summarized in two words, that is: boredom.

At the beginning, there were still some people who wanted to find Xiao Tian. If they had put it in Xiao Tian in the past, they would definitely be very excited to compare with them, but now in Xiao Tian's eyes, they are no different from babies, and he has no interest in them at all.

When he threw a classmate directly from the ground to the third floor in front of many people, the whole Demon University was shocked and no one dared to provoke Xiao Tian again.

His comic has also been completed. The inspiration for the next book has not arrived, and the comic has not been drawn. This boring course is even more lazy to listen to, and there is nothing to do for a while.

Dip Didi······

The message prompt sounded. Xiao Tian hurriedly took out his mobile phone from his pocket and opened QQ. He saw a beautiful woman's avatar flashing. Xiao Tian opened the message. This girl called "Just to meet you" sent a message: Concubine, I seem to be a little troubled.

QQ is really boring. After being introduced by Zuo Tingmei, everything is fresh. When he first came into contact with it, it was still very interesting. In order to prove that he was not picking up girls by playing QQ, Xiao Tian specially took a female online name.

Xiao Tian's online name is "Xiaoxiang Concubine", and he replied: Nini, what's wrong?

Just to meet you: (crying expression) Two rogue students stared at me and insisted on me being his boss's girlfriend.

Xiaoxiang Concubine: Well, the story is wonderful. The beginning is full of suspense, and then?

Just to meet you: (aggrieved expression) Concubine, you are so conscienceless. Those two hoodlums have blocked me at the school gate for two days in a row. Yesterday, he said that if I don't agree, they will...

Xiaoxiang Concubine: How's it going?

Just to meet you: (crying expression) You know. Didn't you say you know a very good guy? Ask him to help me.

Xiaoxiang Concubine: Which school is the student who blocked you?

Just to meet you: it's from Shimizu High School.

Shimizu High School?! Xiao Tian's hand trebled and immediately replied: Are you sure?!

Just to meet you: I'm sure, it's from Qingshui High School!

It seems that I still have to go there. If that guy is Shimizu, isn't this disgraceful to Shimizu? It must be dealt with.

If it weren't for Qingshui students, Xiao Tian would have to deal with each other even more. How dare he pretend to be Qingshui students to do this? Do you want to die?

So Xiao Tian replied: OK, I can help you. Let's meet first. Let me know more about the situation.

Just to meet you: OK, let's meet first. At 2 p.m., I'll wait for you at the gate of the Qingshui campus.

Xiaoxiang Concubine: Do you know Aya Florist? Why don't we meet at Aya Flower Shop?

Just to meet you: (cute expression) OK, it's at Aya Flower Shop. In fact, I haven't told you that I work in Aya flower shop.

I turned out to be working in Lin's flower shop. Why have I never heard of it? With the character of Lin girl, should she discuss with me if she hires a new person or has any new system? Xiao Tian was a little strange, but when he thought about it, he suddenly realized that Si Chen must have left her because he saw that his sister was beautiful.

"I lied to my pure little sister on the Internet again!" Suddenly, a big hand came over and grabbed Xiao Tian's mobile phone.

Zuo Tingmei grabbed Xiao Tian's mobile phone and hurried to look through his chat records.

"Sister, do you know there is something called privacy?" Xiao Tian stretched out her hand and grabbed the mobile phone again. Although Zuo Tingmei tried her best not to let Xiao Tian grab it, any resistance was futile in front of Xiao Tian, who was proficient in space ability.

"Sister will help you see which content should be listed as privacy. Hurry up and give your mobile phone to me, and you don't know the importance. In case someone cheats you and sells you on the Internet, I will be responsible. I didn't take good care of you!" Zuo Tingmei said and went to rob Xiao Tian's mobile phone again.

"I can't wait for someone to cheat me away, so that I can also sell people." Xiao Tian threw his mobile phone into the sky, and the mobile phone flew high, drew a beautiful arc, and fell into his other hand. Xiao Tian is very right. If any unlucky person really cheated him, whether it is money or sex, it must be the person himself who is unlucky in the end.

"Ah, I see. You're reading pornographic novels, aren't you?" Zuo Tingmei looked like she suddenly realized.

"Sister, you are too obscene. People like me are full of righteousness at a glance. How can you look at that thing?" Xiao Tian retorted.

"Since it's not a pornographic novel, what does it matter to show my sister? No, if it's a yellow little thing, I should read it more. I will filter it for you and mark all those large-scale plots for you, so that you can find them when you think about it.

"Ye, I'm convinced. Isn't it just a call record? What's the big deal?" Xiao Tian threw his mobile phone to Zuo Tingmei.

"Damn it, you rubbed a big man like this and named it 'Xiaoxiang Concubine'. It's really funny." As soon as Zuo Tingmei saw Xiao Tian's online name, she covered her mouth and laughed with trembling.

"I'm afraid that if I use a male online name, some girls will be fascinated by me!" Xiao Tian hummed.

"I'm also called 'Nini'. It's really kind."

"That's what she called. Besides, she has always regarded me as a good sister."

"You pervert!"

"Sister, why haven't you seen Ren Fufan these days?" Xiao Tian used the method of changing topics.

"They went abroad." Zuo Tingmei said while looking at Xiao Tian's chat record.

"going abroad?" Xiao Tian was puzzled.

"I don't know why our Devil University became famous, and its reputation has spread abroad. The United States, Japan and South Korea require exchange students with our school at the same time. Our four demons were afraid of falling into the school, so Ren Bofan, Xiang Wentian and Liu Shan volunteered to become exchange students with their elites, each of whom went to a country. I'm a woman, so I stayed."

Xiao Tian's first reaction when he heard the news was that he felt it was incredible. You should know that those foreign universities try to choose the best schools for cooperation and exchange. These three universities in the United States, Japan and South Korea are good, with such a unique vision that they directly chose the most rubbish one. Universities come to exchange students.

"Which three are those three universities?" Xiao Tian asked.

"How do I know? Foreign names are too hard to say. Zuo Tingmei threw her mobile phone to Xiao Tian and pointed to his mobile phone and said, "Fake! It's absolutely fake!"

"How do you know?" Xiao Tian's eyes widened. He chatted with "just to meet you" for a few days. He felt that the other party's words were simple and cute, a little like Lin Ya. No matter how he looked at it, he didn't think he was a liar.

"Intuition, woman's intuition!" Zuo Ting said proudly.

Damn, what I don't believe in now is intuition! The intuition of the divine taxi driver who took a taxi last time left a deep impression on Xiao Tian.

"And don't you think her avatar is too beautiful? It must not be your own." Zuo Tingmei was resolute.

"How can I see it?"

"Intuition! Look at that chest. It's bigger than mine. It must have come out of P!"

Come on, sister, I think you are jealous. At present, Xiao Tian smiled at Zuo Ting and got up and left the classroom. Since the other party works in Lin Ya's flower shop, he can meet him at any time. He doesn't wait until two o'clock and also looks at Si Chen's people.

"You will definitely be cheated!" Zuo Tingmei still shouted in the back.

"It's okay. I won't suffer." Xiao Tian waved his hand back and strode away.

When he quickly arrived at the flower shop, Xiao Tian saw Si Chen sitting on a chair and playing with a mobile phone in his right hand, but he didn't see a woman.

Is she going out to send flowers? Xiao Tian thought, Xiao Si, how can you let your girl run errands?

"Wow! You are not handsome at the Devil's University. Why do you have time to come here? As soon as Si Chen saw Xiao Tian, he was very excited to see the female dog.

"Where's the girl in the store?" Xiao Tian asked.

"What kind of girl?" Si Chen hammered Xiao Tian with a punch: "Do you think the girl wants to go crazy?"

"Isn't there anyone in the store? A girl?"

"Who told you that the florist is looking for people?" Si Chen said, "So far, it's still us elders."

Damn, he actually lied to me about working here with Lin. It seems that he is still defensive to me, but it's okay. After all, netizens are not acquaintances. Be careful when you meet her. That's right.

Xiao Tian immediately took out his mobile phone and sent a QQ message just to meet you: Where are you now?

Just to meet you: At Aya Flower Shop, what's wrong (cute expression)?

Xiaoxiang Concubine: Why didn't I see you?

Just to meet you: Am I too beautiful to believe my eyes?? Nerchievous expression)

Xiaoxiangfeizi: I was in the Aya flower shop, but I didn't see you.

Just to meet you: You won't go wrong, and I didn't see you either.

Damn, even if people all over the world go wrong, I won't go wrong! As soon as Xiao Tian was about to reply, he heard Si Chen exclaiming, "Ah, our ruffian actually chatted on QQ, which was also trendy."

"Furple, just talk about me, isn't your mobile phone ringing?" Xiao Tian despised. With that, Xiao Tian sent another message: Maybe you didn't see the land clearly at work. I'm absolutely right. The place I'm in now is Aya flower shop.

"Speaking of which, this QQ is really good. It's simply a sharp tool for picking up girls. I put my avatar on the Internet, and all the beautiful women came to add me. I have made an appointment to meet today, haha! You son of a man, can't you? I guess you don't have a woman on your account yet. Hurry up and worship me!" Si Chen became more and more proud, and later he forgot about it.

"Don't show off. Let me tell you, I was asked out by a girl today." Xiao Tian began to be proud again, "This beautiful woman is extremely beautiful. After adding me five days ago, she kept sending me messages to ask for warmth. She will definitely say good night to me when she goes to bed. Turning on her mobile phone in the morning is her morning greeting text message. Well, it's only five days, and she can't help wanting to see me. In fact, I don't want to see her at all..."

"Stop!" Si Chen waved his hand and interrupted Xiao Tian: "The girl you caught must not be as beautiful as me!"

"Cut, it must be my girl is beautiful."

"Fuck, you are shameless, and you have become your girl before you even see your face?"

"I'm willing, and she's willing, too. You're jealous."

"Jealous bullshit, jealousy is also you, my girl is beautiful!" Si Chen covered Xiao Tian's mouth: "Don't howling. Let's make a bet on who is beautiful."

"What bet?"

"The loser should be called the winner."

"Since you want to be my brother so much, I will fulfill you!"

Si Chen threw his mobile phone to Xiao Tian, "The concubine Xiaoxiang is her. Look at it yourself."

Hmm? Why is it the same as my online name? Xiao Tian also threw his mobile phone to Si Chen: "Just to meet you and see for yourself."

Hmm? Why is it the same as my online name? Si Chen also flashed this trace of doubt in his heart. He took Xiao Tian's mobile phone and clicked on it.

"I'll wipe it!"

"Damn it!"

"Damn!"

"I'll do it!"

The next moment, both of them wrinkled their faces into egg skins, and both of them howled and threw their mobile phones at each other like a rag.

"You are shameless, obviously frustrated like a piece of shit, but you actually take such a poetic name 'just to meet you' and make such a beautiful avatar!" Xiao Tian pointed to Si Chen and scolded.

"You are really shameless, urine-like character, and pretending to be beautiful women on the Internet. I'm really blind to know people like you."

"I want to kick your dog face!"

"W, how did you say my heart? You shameless, go to hell!"

Boom!

Two fists knocked down in the air, and both of them sat on the ground with bounced buttocks. They didn't get up, so they jumped on the ground and tore each other...

These two men pretended to be beautiful women and cheated on the girls on the Internet, and ended up talking...

"Ah ha ha!" Xia He smiled back and forth, took out her mobile phone and patted it crazily, and then uploaded the photo to the log. This log she had just written, with the title: Silly | Picking up a girl.