Chapter 143 It's better to start first
"Koreans, it's not the same!" Meichuan Kuzi compared his middle finger with Jin Dazhong: "Your taekwondo is also a flower fist embroidered legs, which can't be compared with our karate. Only karate is the real kung fu!"
"Hit, Simida!" Jin Dazhong also looked at Meichuan Kuzi disdainfully: "Taekwondo is the strongest kung fu!"
The two stared at each other. Xiao Tian and Lin Shaoyu looked at each other and couldn't help laughing on the spot. This scene is really funny, as if two dwarfs have entered the kingdom of giants, but these giants are sitting on the ground, so the two dwarfs think that they are taller than these giants, and the two dwarfs are constantly arguing about who is taller than whom.
"Ah ha!" Xiao Tian laughed directly and lay down. One of them accidentally got a little louder and covered the lips and swords on the stage. This sudden laughter was so shocking that it sounded like thunder on the spot, which shocked Meichuan Kuzi and Jin Dazhong on the stage.
The whole audience was shocked by this unqualified guy and cast contemptuous glances at him one after another.
"Cough... I have a seizure. Don't pay attention to me. Go on, go on!" Xiao Tian stood up and pressed his hand in the empty air, as if he were a professor speaking on the podium: "Low-key, low-key, international friends are here. They are the protagonists. Don't all look at me."
"Who is this person? What's wrong?" Not all demons know Xiao Tian.
"Chinese people are still so unorganized and disciplined. Such a person will never be a big deal!" International friends sneered and gave Xiao Tian such comments, but this situation is a good thing for them. The weaker the other countries, the better.
"Ba Ga! We are having a sacred competition. Who is such a presumptuous ridicule? This is insulting our samurai spirit!" Others haven't responded yet. Meichuan Kuzi can't stand it. I, the Tang and Tang generation of karate masters, are here to compete with people. How dare anyone dare to be so presumptuous?
"Come forward, I want to challenge you!" Jin Dazhong also roared: "This is also an insult to our taekwondo, and we must apologize to Simida!"
"Who is laughing? Stand up!" Jin Dazhong and Kuzi Meichuan shouted at the same time.
"I'm laughing." How could Xiao Tian stand up and sit there carelessly and said lazily, "Is there a problem?"
"You are disrespectful to us!" Meichuan Kuzi looked full of righteous indignation: "Kim Jun and I are competing, and you are actually laughing wildly on your face?"
"Yes, I must apologize to Simida." Jin Dazhong also said.
"Do you want me to call and call your emperor to move a small bench here and honestly watch you fight?" Xiao Tian laughed and said, "You can beat me if you want, but you don't care what I do--by the way, this is Huaqing University. You two run up without permission. This is already disrespectful to us. Respect is mutual. You are disrespectful to us. Why do I respect you? You don't care about me and mud, but you still ask me to watch below. Isn't that ridiculous?
"Strong words and reason!" Meichuan Kuzi shouted, "You are unreasonable. I came here to have a friendly competition with you in order to enhance the friendship between our two schools, so as to further enhance the friendship between our two countries..."
"Lap it down, go home to wash and sleep." Before Meichuan Kuzi finished speaking, Xiao Tian waved his hand impatiently. Dude, you are too bragging and enhance the friendship between the two countries. What do you think you are? What's more, you dwarf is obviously pretending to be bad water. Xiao Tian sneered: "I did this to enhance the friendship between the two countries, and I encouraged you with laughter at the risk of being suspected and misunderstood by you. I believe that everyone sitting here can experience..."
Little Japan, aren't you talking nonsense? I'm also talking nonsense with you. Let's see who can talk about who. Xiao Tian sat there carelessly, crossed his legs, with a sumpy look on his face, and his mouth was still oscillating: "Look how focused my expression is. Look how correct my sitting posture is. I just had a car accident the day before yesterday. , crashed over a car. I had to lie in the hospital to recover from my injury. For the friendship between our two countries, I dragged the sick body..."
"Hit!" Meichuan Kuzi didn't expect Xiao Tian to be so shameless that he was farther than himself. He couldn't stand it and pointed to Xiao Tian and shouted.
Hmm? Xiao Tian narrowed his eyes, and the cold light flashed, but no one noticed it. He had to stand up and look at Meichuan Kuzi: "Shortman, you have to figure out who you are now. You are just a guest here. This is not your backyard. Pay attention to your attitude!"
"What do you call me?!" Meichuan Kuzi is only 1.6 meters tall, which is high among girls, but in boys, he is a standard short man.
"Shortman, aren't you not only short, but also your ears?" Xiao Tian stared at Meichuan Kuzi.
"Xiao Tian, you are too arrogant." Lin Shaoyu pulled Xiao Tian below: "Although they all have no good intentions when they come, they always have to do it. If you do this, don't you want to tear your face in advance?"
"Well, if you tear it, you will tear it. I just want to see who can't help jumping out first." This visit of the Three Kingdoms aimed at the powers of Devil University. Xiao Tian didn't know exactly what they did, but he clearly knew that this group of foreigners came to kill people!
Without Xia He's action, Xiao Tian can see that at least a dozen people will die, so he has already made a decision in his heart that these foreigners, those culprits, must die!
Anyway, you have to kill people in the end. Why be polite now? What's more, this little Japan is so rampant. Forget it and run to me. Isn't it impatient to live?
"Tut, Xiao Daxia is indeed Xiao Daxia. I only heard a lot about him before, but now I realize his style of behavior. It's really gratifying." Some people think that Xiao Tian is very happy.
"It's still too arrogant. Although Japan is arrogant, we are Chinese. How can we be as unqualified as their 5,000-year history and civilization?" Some people also think that Xiao Tian is doing this to discredit the image of the Chinese people.
"This person is not easy to mess with. He is not as hypocritical as other Chinese people at all. He wants face." A red-haired Yankee nearly two meters tall stared at Xiao Tian with sunglasses and muttered.
"Oh, Statham, do you mean that little man?" The yellow-haired man with long hair and shawl next to him pointed to Xiao Tian with his chin.
"Olivia, this man is definitely not simple." Statham nodded.
"I think you are blind. I can't even stand the arrogance of the monkey on the stage. What a big deal can this kind of temperament be?"
"Ba Ga!" A Japanese wearing a black kimono scolded and was about to rush into the crowd to teach Xiao Tian a lesson, but he was slapped back one by one: "Get back! This is Meichuan Kuzijun's own business. He wants to find the insult he has suffered. What are you involved in?!"
When the rest of the Japanese saw this situation, they all retreated, but their eyes looking at Xiao Tian were full of murderous intent.
"You call me a dwarf?!" Meichuan Kuzi stared at Xiao Tian angrily and questioned loudly.
"It's okay not to call you short." Xiao Tianche said, "If you have the ability, can you grow another centimeter taller?"
Ahahaha, Xiao Tian's words caused a lot of laughter, especially several senior cadres at the Devil University, like the little girl and tall beauties under Zuo Tingmei's beautiful command, who had already laughed and lay down.
"Ba Ga! I want you to fight with the ring, the ring of life and death!" Meichuan Kuzi roared, "Come up quickly, I'm going to unscrew you with my own hands..."
Before Meichuan Kuzi finished roaring, a chair flew up from the stage and hit him on the cheek. His whole body flew up and spit out his teeth.
Xiao Tian clapped his hands and smiled and said, "This kind of thing, he also said that he was in the stage of life and death with me. The visitor is a guest. How can I be ashamed to bully you?"
Puff!
Zuo Tingmei covered her mouth and smiled. This boy is really funny. With this kind of attitude towards people, he is embarrassed to say that "the visitor is a guest". Who treats guests like this?
However, Xiao Tian's troubles also completely disrupted Zuo Tingmei's plan. She originally planned to watch her changes and then slowly fight back, but according to Xiao Tian's rhythm, is it better to do it first?
If it is placed in an ordinary school, the face problem is definitely a big problem. Whether the visitor is a guest or an international friend, unless the other party really does something extraordinary, he will definitely leave a face for the other party.
However, this school is a demon university, a modern version of the world. This group of people pay attention to an open and aboveboard, and they are the most unsponsive and unaccustomed to these Taoisms. They usually deal with problems and communicate with each other, which can be summarized in one word--play!
Does your boy like me? It's easy to do. I happen to see that you don't like it. Let's fight! What disputes have arisen between classmates? Fight! Whoever wins is right.
And this so-called communication between schools is not formal at all, and none of the leaders of the relevant institutions of the Education Bureau were present. In fact, the so-called exchange students of the four countries were negotiated privately by the four universities, and they did not pass the Education Bureau at all. It was an informal exchange.
Zuo Tingmei also did some investigations. She had long been sure that the person was not good and had made the decision to tear her face, so Xiao Tian was so arrogant that she did not stop it at all.
"Baga! I have to kill that beast!" In the Japanese camp, all Japanese students quit. The Chinese student is really too arrogant. As the saying goes, he doesn't hit people in the face and expose his shortcomings, but the Chinese student directly slapped Kuko Meichuan's face with a chair! This is not **| What is a naked insult?
"Ba Ga!" This group of Japanese students had just finished, and a more powerful sound came one after another. The leading teacher wearing a Japanese samurai suit shouted, "Yours, retreat, this man, you are not the opponent!"
"Xia He, have all people above C been locked?" Xiao Tian asked.
"It's all locked, three Japanese, two C and one B, two Americans, all B, four Koreans, two B and two C." Xia He said.
"How many Ds?"
"At least 20."
Twenty? Isn't this too much of Devil's University? Xiao Tian shook his head. How can there be only 20 supernatural people in the demon university founded by a veteran of the Association to cultivate supernatural powers?
Now that he knew the strength of the other party, Xiao Tian decided to do it first. At that time, he said a few words to Lin Shaoyu, and then he jumped five feet directly into the air and ran to the stage on everyone's shoulders.
"What are you going to do!" Jin Dazhong turned around and kicked him sideways.
"Go down." Xiao Tian didn't look at this guy. He stretched out one hand casually, grabbed Jin Dazhong's foot, and threw him down like garbage.
"Sister, it's up to me. You go and get ready for the battle. This time, they are not good. Their strength and distribution are..." Xiao Tian whispered to Zuo Tingmei for a while, and Zuo Tingmei immediately took several leaders on the rostrum to meet Lin Shaoyu.
"The costume in samurai clothes | forced goods! I challenge you! Come on!" Xiao pointed to the Japanese wearing a samurai suit and the Japanese samurai dressed in film and television works, and said rudely that this person is the Japanese B.
After clarifying their combat strength, they are still stupidly waiting for them to show their fox tail or kill a man before taking action. Xiao Tian is not such a fool. Since he has decided to take action, he is the enemy. What else is he polite?