0119 Meet the old immortal on the road

"Hey hey, I just don't know what will happen if I change a pair of underwear in front of everyone?" I asked curiously.

After listening to my words, the two women couldn't help turning their heads and looked at me contemptuously. I was dizzy. In this matter, they pointed their guns at me for the first time.

I don't dare to talk anymore, especially when I go shopping with women to buy clothes, but don't ask. I just tried on the Taoist robe. I didn't mean to buy it. She directly reached out and pulled the clothes she was wearing, and the Taoist robe naturally slipped down from her body, revealing the clothes inside,

"Cough, some of it disappoints me." Someone thought to his heart.

Don't ask and take the Taoist robe in your hand and return it to the tailor shop owner. He said, "Boss, I don't want this Taoist robe."

"Girl, this Taoist robe is just right for your figure, and the workmanship is exquisite. You can ward off evil spirits after wearing it, but why don't you want it?" The ghost lady of the tailor's shop asked.

"Don't ask." Don't ask and answer coldly, and then look at other products.

I have also been very puzzled. Don't ask, as a mysterious Taoist master, she never wears a Taoist robe as a Taoist priest, but only wears that black gauze, but since she doesn't want to say it, I don't ask. This is the trick for us to become a good friend.

We were in the Sanjie trading bank. After making a purchase, we found that we were really a little shy. If it hadn't been for coming out of Hua Tuo Medical Center, Xiaoqian would have given me a few silver tickets. Everyone would be embarrassed to come here for shopping.

The silver bills we carry are not enough to spend in the underworld at all. Going to the underworld is like going to Japan. The currency in this damn place is seriously inflated, and one or two silver is used as 100 million taels, forcing the underworld underground department to print higher-value underworld coins for the trade between currencies.

"There is only half an hour left. We have to go back to the sun quickly." Don't ask and estimate the time and say it to us. After buying it, don't ask except for buying a few hidden charms in the charm store, and a 'copper money sword', basically all the money has been spent.

When Chen Yuyan and I heard Don't ask, we also nodded one after another. Everyone was also very happy on this shopping trip to the underworld, but just as we were about to walk out of the trading house, a fairy at the door blocked our way.

"Brother, how about buying some 'spring medicine'? The so-called life is romantic in the world, and a pair of 'spring medicine' will definitely make you want to be immortal~"

I looked at each other. Hey, your fairy signboard is really loud. I didn't expect the immortal to set up a stall here. I saw that the white-bearded fairy had a radiant face, so I asked him, "What is the 'spring medicine'?"

When the old fairy heard my question, he looked mysteriously at the two beautiful women next to me. While stroking his beard, he said with a smile, "Hey hey, you know."

"What, do you understand?" I nodded as if I didn't understand. It seems that this sentence is popular now. In the eyes of the two big men, you seem to have an ambiguous meaning, but each of them understands the vague meaning. Only don't ask, who is wearing a light veil in black, and Chen Yuyan, who is wearing a tight waist of water and green, can't understand the meaning. It feels a little 'unknown'.

"So, where did you get this 'spring medicine'? In addition, how do I know that you are not a charlatan? I asked the old fairy.

"Hehe." As soon as the old fairy heard that the business was coming, he hurriedly smiled and said to me, "This medicine is effective. I promise to pay for ten yuan. The old god is the yang god in the Liuding six-jia of Siguan Tianting. He is specially responsible for refining the medicine for the Jade Emperor that can be used to favor the daughters of immortals."

The old fairy patted my hand with a smile and said, "After the fairy daughters accept it, they all said it was good!"

I understand. Even Chen Yuyan next to her understood. She quickly and excitedly grabbed the bag of 'spring medicine' from the old fairy and said, "Hey hey, it turns out that's what you two big men mean. I also 'understand'. To be honest, I bought this bag of 'spring medicine'. How much is it?"

"100 billion taels of silver ticket, guarantee 'medicine to rise'!" The old fairy patted his chest and promised.

The embarrassment in my heart, I was about to refuse to say no, but Chen Yuyan searched from me and directly searched the remaining 1,000 taels of silver tickets on my body to the old fairy, and proudly took the old fairy's beard and said,

"Old man, the jade emperor you serve should be an emperor. My brother-in-law Ling Feng happens to be the emperor of the human race. This medicine must work on the harem concubines."

When I heard Chen Yuyan's words, I suddenly felt embarrassed. I couldn't wait to find a seam to get in. Why did she take a picture for me? If this word spreads to the heavenly court, how can I lose face? How can you stay in the three worlds in the future?

Chen Yuyan still wanted to bargain with the old fairy, but she actually said to me in front of asking, "This medicine will be given to my sister. It will definitely make my brother-in-law and sister happy to death. At that time, she will give birth to a prince early and prolong the incense for the palace..."

Don't ask, his face suddenly turned black, and I didn't care about anything else, so I hurriedly pulled Chen Yuyan's pink hand and pulled her out of the door of the three worlds trading bank.

Look, there is not much time left. When the three of us got out of the ghost gate, we returned to the sun room and saw that the three masters in the room were still safe and sound, and the skeleton elves were also quietly guarding there.

Chen Yuyan played a lot this time. She played too much in the underworld and even didn't want to come back. The trading bank of the underworld did have many strange things and rare treasures. I was thinking about whether to stuff Chen Yuyan back into her body. Don't ask her little hand, directly' He slapped Chen Yuyan's face and clicked her forehead, which made her soul return to her body.

I also lay down on my own body. Chen Yuyan and I opened their eyes almost at the same time, but Chen Yuyan was still angry. As soon as she suddenly opened her eyes, she angrily * small mouth came forward to question,

"Don't ask my sister, why did you slap me in the face just now?"

Don't ask, he naturally breathed a sigh of relief, slowly opened his eyes, and after looking at Chen Yuyan, he said coldly, "Help you return your soul, otherwise you will be 'cool' to death in the underworld and can't go back to the sun."

"Ah, is this true?" After listening to Don't ask, Chen Yuyan put her hands on her waist and her face turned red, but she couldn't find any reason to refute it. After all, she still knew it. Don't ask, she was an expert in ghost-catching and demon-catching. What the expert said was beyond doubt.

"Okay, stop it." I saw how the two women quarreled as soon as they met. They hurried forward to change the topic and said, "Don't ask. You go to the capital with Li Wei later. You'd better open a hospital in a secret identity."

"Alas," I sighed and said worriedly, "Now monsters appear in our heavenly city, causing our people to be innocently bitten by monsters. We open a hospital to help the world and relieve the sufferings of the people."

Although I have no way to persuade the magic doctor Hua Tuo to come to Yangjian to treat me for the sufferings of the people bitten by monsters, at present, I will first open the same hospital in Yangjian. Sooner or later, Hua Tuo will be moved by my heart to save the world.

"Hmm." Don't listen to me. He nodded and took out a bracelet from his sleeve and handed it to me and said, "Ling Feng, this bracelet is for you."

When I saw the bracelet handed over, I was slightly stunned. I took the silver-white bracelet curiously and looked at it carefully for a moment, and said to her, "Well, isn't this the bracelet that the Taobao shopkeeper promoted to us when we first entered the store?"

I remember that at that time, because I was a man, what did I need a bracelet for? So I went to Master Ou Yezi's sword shop. Unexpectedly, I bought it and gave it to me.

I didn't understand, but Chen Yuyan next to her rushed up angrily and said, "Don't ask. Why didn't I know that you bought a bracelet and a love note for my brother-in-law?"

I was speechless to Chen Yuyan, and I didn't pay attention to her, but continued to say to me, "This is just a communication tool. As long as you wear it, we can talk freely."

"Oh, is it so amazing?" I suspiciously put on that exquisite bracelet, and when I entered my wrist, it contracted freely and fit. When I saw it, I stretched out my thumb and little finger respectively, then put it on my face, put my thumb against my ear, and then put my little finger against my mouth to speak to me,

"Hey, can you hear me?"

"Well, I can hear you. Can you hear me?" I heard the sound passing through my ear, and I was immediately excited. I felt that this was a phone, but I didn't know if the signal grid was full?

Don't be happy to see me. It was also the first time that she smiled happily and said to me, "I heard from the Taobao shopkeeper that this bracelet is called 'Love Crazy', which is a new call tool in the heavenly court."

"Love crazy?" I smiled and savored these two words carefully. The name is really great. I must love it crazily in my hand. I heard that she bought it at a high price. I really admire that she was so willing to spend money. No wonder she was reluctant to buy her favorite Taoist robe. It turned out that she wanted to save money.

"No, I'm also going to the Three Worlds Exchange to buy this 'love crazy' bracelet." Chen Yuyan's little mouth was raised, and it was estimated that she could hang up half an oil pot. As soon as she turned around, she was about to go to the underworld again. I said to myself that this woman was really addicted to play. I quickly reached out and pulled her and said,

"Yuyan, stop it. We mortals go to and from the underworld once, which will consume a lot of our body. We have to go there again at least every three days, and we can't go for more than three hours at most. Besides, even if you go to the underworld now, it is estimated that their "three world trading bank" will have stopped business for a long time.

"Hmm, you and Don't ask your sister all have crazy bracelets. I don't have one. My brother-in-law, you don't love me anymore." Chen Yuyan was about to cry in the rain. I was in a hurry and quickly comforted her, "How come? Of course, my brother-in-law loves you."

When I saw Chen Yuyan grinning and holding my arm, I suddenly found that I seemed to have said something wrong. I stammered, "I,... I didn't mean that. Otherwise, I'll give you my love crazy."

I was anxious. Fortunately, the more I explained it, the more chaotic it became. I simply took off the love crazy bracelet that I wore in my hand and gave it to Chen Yuyan.

"Thank you, brother-in-law." Chen Yuyan took the bracelet and kissed me on the face with her little mouth. I was dizzy. She really took it. I touched my face and was kissed so wet that my mouth was wet.

I looked at the side and asked. Her eyes were uncertain. After a moment of hesitation, she grabbed the 'Love Crazy Bracelet' in Chen Yuyan's hand and put it in my hand. She took out another bracelet from her own arms and handed it to Chen Yuyan and said,

"Well, I bought a total of three 'Love Crazy' bracelets in the trading bank, which are just for you."