0139 flirting with the goddess to steal

I saw that Yang Guifei, a beauty of the Tang Dynasty, came. I couldn't help patting the table and asking the underworld ghost angrily, and said,

"Well, since you are the four beautiful women, why don't you find 'Xi Shi of the sinking fish' or 'Wang Zhaojun of the fallen geese'? If it's not good, you can find Wang Yun's goddaughter 'Diao Chan' to drink with me."

"It's better than letting this fat man Yang Yuhuan accompany me." I said angrily that this ancient aesthetic point of view is really fashionable.

Yang Yuhuan showed her eyebrows and stared. After waving her hand to let the little ghost jailers go down, she came to me casually, but when she walked with her fat body, she still sounded,

"Mr. Ling, I, the noble concubine, am wronged by myself for the sake of your gift to Lord Lu. Don't be arrogant." Yang Yuhuan said to me.

"Ha ha, you have been a noble concubine for several years. After your death, you have a good temper in the underworld. I heard that you are beautiful,... Well, well, I won't mention your figure. Let's see it as believing, so let's talk about it. According to historical records, you are good at singing and dancing, and you are also a musician and dancer in the court of the Tang Dynasty. Today, since Judge Lu asked you to accompany me, you should offer a clown, dance a dance for me, and sing a small song. I drank a glass of wine, put down the glass and said to Yang Yuhuan.

I thought that she was not in good shape. It happened that I was in a bad mood and couldn't get out now. I just asked her to offer a dance for me. It should be good to relieve boredom. But to my surprise, Yang Guifei came to the table next to me and sat down and said,

"Yuhuan just took Lord Lu's order to accompany Mr. Ling to drink and eat..." Yang Yuhuan said Shiran.

"Oh?" When I heard Yang Guifei's words, I couldn't help frowning and said, "According to historical records, don't they all say that you are rich, good at singing and dancing, and knowing the rhythm? Since you are a musician and a dancer, why don't you give me a while?

"Alas." Yang Yuhuan sighed softly, raised his sleeves in the fruit plate on the table, picked up a lychee, and said while eating, "The record of the court is right, but you don't think about how many years I have been dead. I have been in the underworld for hundreds of years since I died in 756, and my figure has also changed."

When I heard Yang Guifei's words, I couldn't help but think it was quite interesting. I asked her, "No matter how long a person dies, he still retains the appearance of his youth in his memory. Moreover, once he dies, he is free from the suffering of all sentient beings. There is no more life, old age, illness and death. How can you grow fatter and fatter? I'm really puzzled."

After eating the string of lychees, Yang Yuhuan stretched out his left hand and picked up a roast chicken on the table. He carried a wine glass in his right hand and poured it into his neck. He said, "You don't know anything. I was a little fat when I was alive. I didn't expect to go to the underworld after death. I was busy with all kinds of public relations entertainment all day long. How can I have time to do it? What kind of music creation, dance posture?

When I heard Yang Guifei say this, I immediately understood a general idea in my heart. No matter what famous people are in their lifetime, or princes and generals, when they go to the underworld after death, they are all past clouds and smoke. In the underworld, no one will respect you because you were Yang Guifei before your life, because that's just your previous life.

After death, all sentient beings are equal.

After thinking about this, I also felt very sympathetic to Yang Guifei in my heart. This poor woman was used to the arrogant and luxurious life of the emperor's clothes. After death, without the service of the maids, she had to rely on her own woman to work hard.

She has been busy with socializing, business, drinking and accompanying wine all day long, and even the hobbies she is good at such as "compassing rhythm, good at singing and dancing" have to be put aside for the time being.

After her death, she no longer has Tang Xuanzong's ride on the red dust concubine's smile, no one knows that it is lychee' to spoil her. All the expenses and life in the underworld have to rely on herself and strive to be self-reliant. She is a respectable woman.

After Yang Guifei chatted with me, she didn't have much left on the table. I asked her if she had anything to pack and take away. It was a pity that she couldn't finish eating and throw it away. She only wrapped a bag of lychees from the fruit plate on the table and thanked her and left.

I really didn't expect that after chatting with Yang Guifei, I actually changed the impression she left me at the beginning. It's really 'people can't be measured by appearance'. Maybe this time I understand. In the future, people must not only rely on their appearance and figure, but also look at the sadness of women's hearts. .

Beauty is cute, self-reliant woman, more respectable.

I watched Yang Guifei leave my five-star prison. When I was about to turn around with a sigh, I saw a jingle of collision outside the door. A woman in black was shackled, shackled on her feet, and was escorted into prison by two ghost brothers.

However, she was not treated as well as me. Two jailer ghost brothers, holding a wide knife on her white neck, beat and scolded her.

I saw the masked black veil on the woman's face falling, reflecting a beautiful face. I couldn't help frowning slightly and said, "Well, isn't this the female thief in the 'Three Worlds Club' during the day? At that time, I was chasing her, but I didn't expect her to escape.

Unexpectedly, after she escaped, she was sent in again.

"Ghost Brother." I stretched out my hand to stop and said to one of the jailers, "Big brother, I'm also 'in prison by order'. Your Lord Lu Juan arranged for me to stay in prison here, saying that I want to serve you with good wine and vegetables."

"Lord Lu has indeed ordered. I don't know what Mr. Ling needs? Whether it's food or physiology, we can be satisfied. The ghost put the knife on the white neck of the female thief in one hand and asked me questions at the risk of ghostry.

"Cough" I coughed dryly and said, "You know, Judge Lu has ordered that not only good wine and vegetables, but also beautiful women to accompany you. So, you know." I motioned.

After listening to me, the two ghosts shook their heads and said, "I don't understand. How nice the beauty was just now, that waistline, that figure, it's a pity that Mr. Ling, you don't want it.

"I'm ashamed" After listening to the ghost's speech, I almost fainted. Is the aesthetics of the ghosts only enough? Calculate the waist circumference as the chest circumference. Forget it, I don't bother to explain the IQ of these ghosts to them.

So, I said, "I think this girl is quite beautiful."

When I said this, the two ghosts also looked at me like a psychopath. I guess they were saying in their hearts that the girl's slender waist is so thin that he can actually like it. Isn't it a psycho?

However, after hearing my words, the woman in black turned pale with anger, which was obviously caused by my deliberate flirtation just now. I saw her expression in my heart and became happier and said playfully,

"Hey hey, who told you to steal my things? I have to flirt with you today.

The two ghosts looked at me as if they were looking at me strangely. After looking at me, they all said, "I understand, I understand. Since you are a guest invited by Judge Lu, then this girl will stay in your cell first and let her serve you well."

"Thank you, two ghosts." After thanking the two ghosts, I looked back at the female thief and kept flirting, "Tut, look at how moist this girl is. Her breasts, figure, pretty face, and her appearance are simply..."