0145 Plants vs. Zombies Favorite Harem
"If you want to crack this method of fog zombies, you have to find fireflies." After carefully reading the Book of Plants written by Li Jing, the king of Tota, I thought about the ropeway with my chin on my chin.
"Heh, there is." My eyes suddenly lit up, and it really took no time to come. I turned around, but in the puzzled eyes of the guards, I returned to the moat. The zombies in the moat of Hanoi had been subdued by me with lotus leaves, but the pink lotus flowers bloomed in the lotus pond. Under the bright moonlight, there were fireflies. Flying on it.
"Quickly, collect these fireflies." As soon as I put the fan together, I quickly ordered the guards around me. When the guards listened to my words, they felt confused and couldn't figure out, but no one questioned my orders and did it one after another.
The bodyguard has only the order to obey the emperor.
Soon, the bodyguards collected a few large bottles of fireflies, which were the natural night pearl in ancient times. I was so happy to let these guards hold the firefly transparent glass jar in their hands and rush back into layers of fog again.
As soon as we rushed into the fog, the smoke kept choking us and coughing. I quickly took the glass bottle from the hand of a bodyguard beside me, unscrewed the bottle cap, and released the dozens or hundreds of fireflies in the air.
In an instant, hundreds of fireflies lit up the fog, and the haze barrier in front of us was broken. We saw the road ahead. It turned out that the palace was right in front of us. The guards around me saw that this method worked and followed suit. We returned all the way to the palace and flew the fireflies into the air all the way. , disperse those layers of fog.
"I didn't expect that a small firefly could play such a big role." The guards were so happy that they couldn't close their mouths. I proudly shook the folding fan in my hand and said to them, "This is called knowledge, do you understand?"
"The emperor is wise, and the emperor is great..." I fainted and bombarded me again, but I like it!
With the fireflies illuminating the road ahead, several bodyguards and I soon returned to the palace wall, but although the fog in front of us had been broken, the 'crawling zombies' on the ground were still slowly crawling towards us. Fortunately, they were not fast and could not catch up with us for a while.
Although the movement speed of crawling zombies is not fast enough, if they are bitten by them, they will still be infected. At that time, we also became one of them. I thought about it. I must not spare them because they get up as slow as turtles. I have to treat them. Who let these crawling zombies scare me just now?
I returned to the palace, came to the wall again, and personally commanded the guards. According to the records in the ancient books, I spread roses on the ground.
Why do you want to spread roses? Of course, this is not to express love to the zombies. I asked the guards to move vases from the concubines' rooms in the palaces. My harem women are not three thousand, but also three hundred, and these women are fond of roses.
When the guards put a pile of roses, large and small, on the wall, I roughly scanned the number, about more than 160 bottles, that is to say, more than half of my women like roses! They have made great achievements. In fact, as early as I just ordered the bodyguard to go to the concubines's room to get the vase, they took the initiative to cooperate. I heard that the maids of honor had appeared for the emperor. These concubines in the harem naturally hope to contribute themselves to the emperor and scrambled to hand over the roses in their room. Anti-zombies attack the imperial city!
"The concubines have a heart." I looked behind me, and there were so many women silently supporting me. I was so moved that the guards hurriedly threw down the more than 160 bouquets of roses from the wall.
'Swhow'
'Puff'
Rose petals are flying in the air. Roses are thorny plants, but those crawling zombies are crawling on the ground. Those roses are slightly poisonous and thorny. They are born to be the nememesis of crawling zombies. As soon as they touch the dry bodies of zombies, those zombie bodies that are difficult to hurt even with knives and guns. However, it is easily stabbed by roses
was pierced and the corpse was released.
As soon as the corpse in the crawling zombie's body was released by the rose thorn, it quickly withered and withered, like a deflated ball. It lay dryly on the ground, bursting white powder smoke and disappeared.
"Okoo, okoo, okoo!" When the guards saw the roses of the emperor's concubine, they unexpectedly subdued the crawling zombies. The soldiers on the wall cheered and encouraged. Although the night was long, we had fought several feet in a row. Our battle with zombies was still going on, but we had a high morale to fight.
This time, my harem concubines also contributed to the palace. Otherwise, they were the heroines. I asked the little plum next to me and said, "This time, the concubines contributed to the national community, and I will reward them whatever they want!"
"This..." Little Mrs. Li lowered his head, but stopped talking.
I looked at him. This eunuch's father-in-law is really worthy of his name. He even hesitates to talk, and he is not better than my concubines. When I saw that he wanted to speak but stopped, I waved his hand impatiently and said to him, "Eunuch Li, let it go."
"Your Majesty, the slaves went to the ladies' bedroom to carry vases. The ladies didn't say they wanted any rewards, but..."
"Oh, hahaha..." When I heard Xiao Lizi's words, I couldn't help but think happily that my wife was knowledgeable and considerate for my husband. I pointed to the guards and said, "Look, you all know that you want to be rewarded, but you are not as reasonable and understand everything."
I saw Xiao Li said half of what he said, but the virtuous ability of the concubines still made me very happy. He said, "My concubines are naturally loyal to me. Don't ask me, but what's the matter that you just wanted to say?"
Little Mr. Li summoned up his courage and said, "However, the empresses in all the palaces said that they could share their worries for the emperor and ask for nothing else. They just asked the emperor to come tonight. Er, to spoil all them."
"Ah." After listening to Mr. Li's words, I couldn't help but say, "Well,... How can that work? Just now I counted that there are 160 rose vases used to guard the palace. That is to say, there are 160 concubines in one night, waiting for me to go..."
"No, no." After listening to Grandpa Li's words, I finally understood why he was in trouble. In any case, I couldn't spoil 160 harem beauties in a row in one night.
Unless I was born in the year of the ox!