0034 grass mud horse
grass mud horse
From the empty space, a handsome young man appeared out of thin air. He was dressed in a white jade robe, and his whole body inadvertently exuded the smell of the emperor. He smiled slightly,
"Just now, thank you, Brother Ling, for selling me this favor."
Ling Feng carried the red sword of killing immortals and nodded slightly to the man, "It turned out to be Brother Zhang, hahaha..."
The two of them laughed and turned out to be an old friend.
"Although Yang Jian is hateful, he has something to do with me after all. Moreover, Tianting still needs a law enforcement god to maintain public security. I just wronged Brother Ling." Zhang Weiding apologized for arching his watch.
"Brother Zhang, are you the Jade Emperor?" Ling Feng said slightly. Judging from his tone, he guessed the meaning of his words more or less from his relationship with Chang'e's sister during this period.
Zhang Weiding nodded slightly.
"That's great, Brother Zhang. I have something to tell you." Ling Feng said.
"Oh, Brother Ling, please speak." The Jade Emperor said to him with great respect.
"The Lord of Tongtian often goes to the Guanghan Palace to flirt with the Chang'e fairy. Did the Jade Emperor know about this?" Ling Feng asked him.
The Jade Emperor couldn't help frowning when he heard Ling Feng ask about this. His face became slightly difficult to look. After a long time, he finally said three words,
"I know."
"Do you know?" Ling Feng couldn't help but be angry and said, "Do you know that you still let him do it? You are the highest jade emperor in the three worlds.
When Zhang Weiding heard the words, he shook his head with a wry smile and said, "But I ascended the throne when I was young, and many ministers in the court were not convinced. Among them, the strength of the king of heaven and the master is the greatest... Alas, although I have a name, I have no real power."
Ling Feng listened to his confession, and there was a burst of sourness in his heart. It turned out that the emperor's family also had their own difficult scriptures, and there was always a heavy burden behind the glory.
Zhang Weiding simply talked with Ling Feng in this uninhabited place in the wilderness and appealed to his confidant friend, but then his eyes fell on Ling Feng's hand. The sword of the red flame looked slightly,
"Hey, isn't this the carry-on sword of the Lord of Tongtian?"
Ling Feng was fascinated by what he said just now. Seeing that he found the immortal sword in his hand, he couldn't help but panic. If he had known, he should have put it into the 'Qiankun Jade Ring'.
However, just as he thought that the Jade Emperor wanted to take it back, the Jade Emperor suddenly opened his mouth and laughed. He patted Ling Feng on the shoulder hard and said,
"Good brother, you did a good job. This immortal sword is a famous fierce sword. The immortals in the heavenly court usually dare not speak loudly because of the fierce name of the Lord of the Heavenly Church. Now they have been stolen by you, which can be regarded as a contribution to our heavenly court! It's time to reward!"
When Ling Feng heard Zhang Weiding say this, he couldn't help smiling bitterly in his heart. He stole other people's sword and made contributions? Hearing that Zhang Weiding wanted to give himself any benefits, he said quickly,
"I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed, I don't know what the Jade Emperor wants to reward me? Let's talk about it first. I don't want fairies. After all, Ling is a married person, and gold, silver and jewelry can be considered..."
The Jade Emperor smiled and said to Ling Feng, "You have stolen the immortal sword of the Lord of Tongtian. You must go down to the mortal world as soon as possible so as not to be found by him."
Then, a long roar came, and the war horse left the ground. It looked up and stood up straight. Suddenly, Ling Feng fell off the horse's back and turned the horse over.
"Hahaha... I have said that every horse has its own habits, but you don't listen." When the Jade Emperor saw Ling Feng fall to the ground by a war horse, he couldn't help laughing.
"What's more, these war horses have made achievements in war. Brother Ling, you have never fought in the battlefield, nor have you made any achievements in war. Can you teach the horse how to convince you?" The Jade Emperor said.
Ling Feng was thrown to the ground by the war horse. He stood up and patted his buttocks and the dust on his body. Hearing what the Jade Emperor said, he also felt a little reasonable, so he asked,
"What kind of horse is there that I can ride?"
The Jade Emperor didn't laugh at him. Hearing Ling Feng ask about this, he thought about it carefully and said, "Yes, you come with me."
The two came to a stable and saw a thin horse with dull hair. Anyway, there was nothing good about it all over his body, but his eyes were very clear and energetic.
"Jade Emperor, how did you raise a donkey?" Ling Feng held his chin and thought about it and asked puzzledly.
"Oh, what kind of donkey, that's a horse." The Jade Emperor replied angrily that it was terrible to be uneducated.
"Horse? Ling has been taught. It's the first time I've met such a thin horse. Ling Feng turned around and said to the Jade Emperor, "You are a Jade Emperor. How can you be stingy and buckle on the soles of your feet?" If you don't want to give a good horse, just say it clearly.
When the Jade Emperor saw Ling Feng teasing himself so much, he was not angry, but said with a smile, "Brother Ling, don't underestimate this horse. His horse is as light as mud, energetic and successful."
"... This is the legendary 'grass mud horse'. Although it is slightly low-key, it is very luxurious. It is simply high-end and elegant." The Jade Emperor extended his thumb to Ling Feng and praised him.
"You actually want to say that riding this 'grass mud horse' will look 'low-key luxury and connotation', right?" Ling Feng was so angry that he glanced at the Jade Emperor,
"The grass mud horse is so good, why don't you ride the Jade Emperor?"
When the Jade Emperor saw Ling Feng question himself, he said in a hurry, "What kind of people in this world are worthy of horses? The heavenly soldiers galloping on the battlefield should ride horses; the prime minister of the literati should ride a red rabbit horse; as my emperor, it is natural to ride a white dragon horse to show dignity..."
"So, should I ride a grass and mud horse?"
Ling Feng didn't wait for the Jade Emperor to finish speaking, so he rode on the thin grass mud horse and went away with a whip. Unexpectedly, although the grass mud horse was weak in appearance, it was unparalleled inside!
"Goodbye, Brother Ling..." The reluctant voice of the Jade Emperor Zhang Weiding came behind him.
"I will regret it for a time, Brother Jade Emperor."
Ling Feng rode away on the grass and mud horse, but he knew the thought of the Jade Emperor. If he rode a tall horse, it was easy to attract hatred. In this society of competing for fame and fortune, the tree attracts the wind, and 'no contest, no show, no show' is my open mind.