Chapter 24 Don't forget to bring a condom

Walking into the dense forest, Tang Lin raised his eyes and did not see Chen Hu's figure, which made him feel at ease.

"shen zhou-1, what is the magic charm you are talking about?" Tang Lin couldn't wait to ask.

"The divine charm is a kind of spiritual charm that can improve your speed. As long as you bring this spiritual charm, you can walk thousands of miles without burden. Although this kind of rune is a low-level rune, it is very useful and is most suitable for mortal warriors without magic power. When some mortal disciples of the immortals go home to visit their relatives, the elders will give their disciples some magic charms to rush on their way. Originally, this kind of rune can only be refined by the strong man who has cultivated magic power, but who wants you to help you? The young master will reluctantly refine one for you. With this magic charm, he won't be able to catch up with you when you run away.

Tang Lin was surprised and said, "There is such a thing. No wonder you swear that you can escape the pursuit of the old monster. Let's refine it quickly!"

"Don't worry, although the divine charm is a low-level charm, the materials are not so easy to collect. In the next 20 days, your task is to practice and collect materials!"

"Why 20 days, and why don't we run now?"

"Idiot, do you think you can run away now? Even if the old monster of Cangzi doesn't chase you, the enemies in Tang Mansion will not let you go. I dare to say that as soon as you get out of the city, you will be chased and killed by them. You don't know how many eyes are watching you in the dark in this city. As long as you make a move, they can find you immediately. Not to mention the patriarch of Tangfu, even your third uncle has a lot of people. Do you think your third uncle really doesn't know about today's assassination? Let me tell you, in fact, when you fought with Li Shan, your third uncle and your uncle were looking at you secretly. Otherwise, why was Li Shan the only one to take action? This is because both of them acquiesced. The city is full of hidden whistles of Tang Mansion. You can't run away."

Tang Lin was shocked and inexplicably: "Do you think my every move is under surveillance?"

"Of course, your strength is so low that you haven't even reached it by nature. You can't find those dark whistles at all. It's not your fault. Twenty days later, according to my conservative estimate, you will be able to be promoted to Yuanlijing. As long as you are promoted, you can immediately refine the magic charm. With the speed of the divine charm, even the old monster of Canglan can't catch up with you.

Tang Lin was very touched. He felt more and more that the Tang Mansion was a dangerous place and should not wait for a long time. He felt a chill at the thought that the third uncle, who had always been affectionate with him, would also use his life to test the assassin.

"Get out of here, be sure to get out of here!"

At this time, his ears suddenly heard a sound of laughing and scolding, and accompanied by the rubbing sound of clothing materials. Tang Lin listened attentively and found that there was a strange sound about 50 meters north of his left head. He quietly moved, slightly mobilized his body, and saw that someone seemed to be there from the thick tree cracks. There.

Taking a quiet breath, Tang Lin moved his breath to his ears. His ears moved smoothly, and some sounds suddenly came from there.

"Gig... Pertin... It's moving hands and feet as soon as we meet... Oh... Don't bite..." A very charming voice floated intermittently from the dense forest, accompanied by the sound of rustling clothing, giving people infinite reverie.

Then, a heavy gasp followed: "Baby... I... haven't seen you for a long time... I miss you so much... I can't wait... first... and then..." The sound sounded very familiar.

"Tear!" Suddenly, the sound of the cloth being broken came from there. In this quiet forest, the sound was particularly obvious. I can almost think of what happened with my toes.

"Oh...woo...no...oh..." The charming female voice screamed and immediately became a muffled hum.

Below, the sound becomes more and more blurred, and some strange but full of ** sounds keep ringing.

Tang Lin was extremely surprised to hear this: the voice just now, the man's low and gloomy, not to mention Chen Hu. But the woman's identity surprised him greatly. From his memory, he called out the owner of the female voice - the fifth uncle's wife, that is, his fifth aunt, Tang Lan's mother. In my impression, the fifth aunt is a charming woman in her thirties. She usually looks gentle and elegant, but she didn't expect to secretly have sex with Chen Hu.

He felt incredible that the fifth aunt secretly committed adultery with the chief guard of Tangfu. And it seems that I don't know how many times I have had an affair.

"Hey! Interesting, your fifth uncle and your third uncle are the same force, and your uncle and fourth uncle are the same force. Chen Hu is your uncle's lackey, but he got into your fifth uncle's wife. What an interesting thing! What if your fifth uncle knew that his wife stole a man? Will he be pissed off? Your fifth uncle and Chen Hu are both the strength of Yuan Lijing. It's hard to say who will win or lose.

Tang Lin frowned and suddenly said, "I can't ignore this matter for the sake of the fourth sister Tang Lan."

"How do you care?"

Tang Lin did not answer, but stamped his feet heavily on the ground and coughed loudly: "Cough--"

He stamped his feet and coughed nothing, but he shocked the pair of wild mandarin ducks in the dense forest. After a hurried and messy sound, Tang Lin heard a pair of footsteps and left in a hurry, while another pair of slightly heavy footsteps came out of the dense forest and walked quickly towards him.

In the blink of an eye, a figure flew down from the dense forest. It was Chen Hu, but at this time, his clothes were messy, and the armor outside did not know where it was, and he ran out without buttoning his coat.

"So it's you!" As soon as Chen Hu appeared, he stared at Tang Lin angrily and hated this little guy who was bad for his good deeds.

He pinched his fists, and his fists made a crisp sound, and his bones were trembling. He took two steps forward and approached Tang Lin with a gloomy face, looking like he was about to do it.

Looking at Chen Hu's aggressive appearance, Tang Lin said carelessly, "Captain Chen, have you drunk too much today? This is Tang Mansion. Don't do anything to make everyone unhappy in broad daylight!"

Tang Lin's words are a pun, firstly to remind the other party of adultery, and secondly to warn the other party not to act recklessly.

"Well, you found my secret and didn't escape. Do you really think that Chen Hu dares not kill you? There is no one around here, which is exactly where your bones are buried. Just accept your fate!" Chen Hu said that he was going to do it.

Tang Lin suddenly stretched out his hand and patted the tree beside him. Three dark waves bombarded the tree trunk like a crackling sound, and the tree trunk was actually punctured through a hole.

Tang Lin sneered and said, "Chen Hu, I am already a powerful warrior. You are only one level higher than me. It's a dream that you want to kill me silently. Moreover, the predecessor of the library has accepted me as an apprentice. This is so close to the library. Do you really dare to do it?

Chen Hu's face changed, and his feet immediately stopped in place. His face changed, and finally said fiercely, "Okay, I'll let you go today. But it's better not to let me catch you next time. Otherwise, you will die ugly!"

After saying that, Chen Hu stopped talking, turned over and flew into the dense forest.

Looking at Chen Hu's back, Tang Lin shouted loudly, "Guard Chen, remember to wear a condom next time!"

"Puff!" Although it was far away, Tang Lin still heard the sound of the human body falling to the ground. Don't think about it, Chen Hu must have fallen into a dog and ate shit.

............

In the dead of night, Tang Lin sat in front of the lamp and took out what he found from the assassin: a small wooden box and a book.

"Let's see what a good thing is!" The improper laughter of Shenzhou No. 1 sounded in his mind. Listening to the tone, he seemed to have already known the truth.

Tang Lin didn't say much. First, he opened the wooden box, and a longan-sized Xuanyuan elixir flashed in front of him. It's just that this precious elixir can no longer surprise him. Because counting this Xuanyuan Dan, he has already got six. The first one was won by Yan Wutang's third uncle and Tang Feiling's bet. But in the end, it was handed over to the third uncle and used for Lingling. The second one was given to him by Canglanzi last time, and he hasn't used it yet. In addition to the Xuanyuan Dan given by Canglanzi this time, he already has four. Unexpectedly, the assassin Li Shan also had one on his body. However, after thinking about it, a holy medicine like Xuanyuandan must have been given to him as a reward for assassinating himself. Only such a holy elixir can make Li Shan assassinate himself at the risk of being killed by his third uncle Tang Sheng.

Five Xuanyuan Dan, if others know that they have such a large amount of wealth, they will definitely be red.

Put the box aside, and Tang Lin picked up the pamphlet on one side. This pamphlet is not the size of a palm, with three small words written on it: Turtle Breathing. Open the first page, which introduces the basic tips of turtle breathing skills. Tang Lin was surprised to find that this book was actually a rare secret book that paid attention to how to hide. According to the above introduction, this turtle breathing skill can be practiced to the highest level, which can restrain the vitality of the whole body and turn itself into a corpse-like dead object. It can definitely be hidden from the sky and can't be seen through.

"Hey, how's it going? It's okay. If I hadn't reminded you to search his body, you would have missed such a martial arts study. Shenzhou No. 1 said proudly.

This time, Tang Lin did not refute it and nodded: "It is indeed a top martial arts. After learning this secret book, I must have a 30% chance of running for my life.

"Don't be too pessimistic. With the most glorious, bright, upright, heroic, honest and humble Lord Shenzhou No. 1 covering you, you will surely be able to live alive. I can guarantee this."

"Come on, I don't want your promise. You'd better talk about the magic charm first."

"Why are you so anxious? You have to wait until tomorrow. Let me tell you, you will be like this tomorrow, and then..."