Magic Emperor

Chapter 12 Debate Machine? Flat chicken! Next

"Fat, what are you talking about!" It was no one else who spoke, but the little Lori Luohe met at the gate of the temple earlier.

"Lord Luo, I am a good friends with this prince, and we are talking about Buddhism."

How could Luo He believe it? He looked at the two people with a grinful look, and then looked at the monk with a very evil smile and said, "Hey, the master, there is no need to say more. We are all men. Although you are a monk, you are not an eunuch. Hey hey, don't worry that I am very strict and will never say it. However, look at the silence fee, hey hey."

"Fat, look, I won't tear your stinky mouth!" Little Lori roared and rushed to Luo River.

Luo He dodged and shouted, "Help, someone is going to kill!"

Finally, Luo He stopped under the bite of little Lori. However, at this time, his arm was swollen with a lot of tooth marks. Luohe leaned against the tree pole with some breath, while little Lori made the maid move to the seat and sit down comfortably.

"Which one is your little girl? You actually bite people with your mouth. I said, are you a dog?"

"Well, people like you should bite with your mouth. If you talk nonsense again and ruin my innocence, I will bite you to death!" With that, little Lori also showed her white teeth fiercely to Luohe.

"Well, we are stingy and don't care about little women like you. By the way, what kind of master did you ask me to do? Young master, I'm very busy. At least a quarter of an hour is tens of thousands of taels of silver, which has delayed my time. I'm afraid I can't afford to sell this Chang Temple.

"Nothing, the poor monk heard that Lord Luo Shi was very wise, so he wanted to talk to Lord Luo Shi."

"Me? Huigen?" Luo He smiled and said, "Master, are you kidding? And where did you hear this? I'm going to argue with you."

"It's just a rumor, but when I heard Lord Luo's poem today, the poor monk suddenly opened his eyes, but he didn't expect Lord Luo Shi to be so talented."

"Cut, it's just a broken poem. I can't go to the young master. Even I'm very proficient in the mystery of your Buddhist family."

"Oh, in that case, why don't we go into the room and talk about it in detail?"

Luohe doesn't need to think about who the person in front of him is. Damn it, in this Chang Temple, it is estimated that the monk can only be so white. Luohe doesn't want to stay here much. To be honest, the environment here is good, but Luohe will feel uncomfortable as soon as he sees this pair of men and women.

"Young master, I don't have time. Let's talk about it another day."

"Lord Luo, I know you want to respond to your little man, but I'm afraid you can't see him now."

"What do you mean by that?" Hearing this, Luohe immediately jumped up, "bald donkey, you dare to err on me!"

"Amitabha, the benefactor has been abhorred."

"Aunt, hum!"

"How about a bald donkey, let's make a bet?"

"The poor monk is a monk, and all four are empty. I don't bet."

"Hmm, I dare not measure you!"

"Master, bet with him, I don't believe you will lose!" Little Lori began to agitate.

"How about it? If you dare to pretend to be a bastard in front of your love, you won't make a good impression." Luo He raised his eyebrows and almost made little Lori angry again.

"Lord Luo Shi, please tell me." Pretentious, this bald donkey is really pretentious.

"What is the water without fish? What mountain has no stone? What tree has no branches? Which son has no father? What woman has no husband? What city has no city?" Luo He said six riddles in one breath, "If you can't even guess such a simple riddle, I think you'd better not be a bullshit monk and just find a hole to bury yourself!"

After saying that, Luo He turned around and left.

"Wait, doesn't Lord Luo want to know where your little man is?" The debater's face looked a little anxious, because he found that the little Lori behind him seemed to be lost in thought, and then she cast a warm look at him, which contained a strong respect, but the problem was that he did not know the answer. If this happens, I'm afraid he won't be able to raise his head in front of little Lori for a long time in the future.

"What, are you going to tell me?"

"If Lord Luo Shi is willing to tell each other frankly, the poor monk will definitely tell him where the young man went."

"Hmm, hum, good, very good!" Luo He laughed loudly. He pointed to the forehead of the debater and scolded angrily, "You are very good! The nine precepts of Buddhism have been broken by you!"

"Lord Luo, please don't talk nonsense. When will the poor monk break the precepts!" Maybe Luohe's voice was so loud that some craftsmen and Shami around him slowly came in to watch, and Luohe was ready to bite the debate machine when he saw that there were more people around him.

Luohe looked around, and then there was a smile on his face that others couldn't understand. He pointed his hand directly to the two little Lori: "Brother, I'll tell you now! The first one, color! Don't tell me how serious you are. It's your precepts for you to recite scriptures with young girls in the Zen room. Don't make excuses for me. It's hard evidence that women come to you dressed as men! Second, greed! You take away the people's wealth! Third, nonsense! What's wrong! Fourth, luxury! Let's see what material the monk robe he is wearing, and then go and see what the clothes Master Xuanzang is wearing is made of!"

At this time, the debater's face had become as pale as paper. He wanted to defend, but Luo He covered it directly with a roar: "There is no need to defend, everyone here can testify! If you have the ability, you can strip me naked now, or don't make me cry for grievances there! I'll say more about the rest of the precepts, and I'll tell you the mystery now! Nanshui has no fish, no mountains and no stones, no father, no daughter without husband, no tree without branches, no city in Buddha City.

"This..."

"This is your mother! This! I can't pretend to be this! Why didn't your father shoot your unfaithful bastard on the wall? It's simply polluting the air, destroying the environment and wasting food!" Luo He turned around and said to everyone, "Everyone read the first word of the riddle I just said!"

The people present thought for a moment, and then said to each other in unison, "Nan Wu Amitabha Buddha!"

"That's right! It's these bald donkeys who say bullshit when they meet people! Pooh! Still a monk! If it's you now, just find a harder wall and hit the wall directly to death, so as not to be embarrassed here!"

"You, you... you bloody, when did I break the precepts! I didn't do it! I didn't do it!" The debate machine has been scolded by Luo He. He has been carefree since he was a child. He has never been scolded, and there are still people he admires very much behind him in front of so many people. Lost his mind, he went straight forward and grabbed Luohe's collar, as if he was going to swallow Luohe.

"Take your dirty paws away! How can you touch my collar!" With that, Luo He slapped him directly, which directly slapped the debater, and then hit the wall like a sandbag, splashing blood on the spot.

Okay, master debate, directly become a master of flat chicken!

"Dead! Don't play like this, is this guy papery?" Luohe walked over and probed the nose of the debater, "It's okay, I'm not dead yet, and I'm still angry. I said that you can harm so many people. It turns out that your attribute is Xiaoqiang.

"Hey! I said, what are you still doing? Why don't you carry the flat chicken master in? It's a pity that this white and tender face is ruined. Alas, I don't know how many boudoirs will be distressed. After saying that, Luohe swaggered away.

"Luohe! Stop!" Little Lori suddenly rushed up at this time.

"What are you doing? Do you want to avenge your lover?"

"You, you bastard! I told you earlier, I..."

"Well, I don't want to hear it. I still have something important." With that, Luohe left without looking back, but as soon as Luohe stepped out of Huichang Temple, a large number of armored soldiers immediately arrested him.

"What are you going to do!? Do you know who I am? I'm Luo He, Luo Cheng's son!"

A gloomy man sneered and stuffed a white scarf into Luohe's mouth: "How dare you make trouble in Huichang Temple? Take it away!"