Chapter 13 The true color of hooligan

"Skai, you ruffian, hooligan, why are you kicking me!" Black-toothed Chang got up from the ground angrily. Although Skye's foot looked very heavy, it actually just kicked on the thick buttocks of Black-tooth Chang's skin.

"You are ashamed." Skye stood there coolly, looking sideways at the black teeth.

"Oh, do it! I don't think you are weak yet!" The black-toothed man looks much bigger than Skye. He is about two meters tall and burly. Of course, this person with black teeth can never be judged by his appearance. From the appearance, all such people are very loyal and honest, but black teeth are often the opposite. He is the most slippery and troublemaker in the Death team. However, that brought a trace of anger to the Death team, because in addition to him, the remaining 89 people of the Death team are almost the same as Skye, and they are all cool.

"Big boss, you have to judge for me. Since you left us, I have been bullied by this guy a lot. Look, I'm skinny enough.

"Less poor mouth! Have you brought any horses?" Luo He laughed and cursed, and then drank it.

"I brought it!" Everyone shouted in unison,

"Keep up! Let's go to Minzhou together!"

"Yes!"

The long journey is naturally very boring, so bored that black teeth often shout for mountain thieves, robbers and so on. However, I don't know if the wind leaked, so that the mountain thieves and robbers knew that the Death team was in this convoy, and they didn't see anyone blocking the road and robbing a robbery for five days in a row.

Of course, people outside are very boring. But the Luo River in the carriage is extremely chic. The spring here is full of color, and the delicate body over there makes him happy.

At noon, the motorcade sorted out on the flat ground next to the official road, and some of their families began to cook on fire.

" boss, tell us a joke." At this time, it was really boring, and the black teeth often pestered Luo He to tell a joke to everyone. They knew that although Luohe was extremely strict during training, he was still as playful as black teeth.

Luo He thought for a moment and said, "Okay."

Luohe was half leaning against the branches of a big tree at this time. Because he was on the tree, people around him heard his words. When he said this, many people turned their attention to Luohe. Of course, in addition to a carriage not far away, that carriage also seems to carry a dignitaries. The carriage doesn't seem to have any characteristics, but Black Tooth often told Luohe that there are at least a dozen organs hidden in this carriage, and the carriage is made of an extremely hard wood that can resist the attack of the crossbow.

In everyone's spare meal, Luohe's eternal "joke" began:

"Nah, it's starting. Once upon a time, there was a little sheep. One day he went out to play and met a big gray wolf. The big gray wolf said, 'I want to eat you!' Guess what happened in the end?"

"Eh? What's wrong?" Black teeth often ask habitually.

"As a result, the big gray wolf ate the little sheep!" Luo He curled his lips and looked at the black teeth with a contemptuous look.

"Uh..." Changzhi knew that he was being riddened by Luohe.

"Hey, let's go on. There was a male deer who walked faster and faster, and finally he turned into a highway (buck). Ah ha ha..."

speechless, no one laughs at all, Luohe's joke is really too cold.

"Oh, everyone's laughing point seems to be very high. Then come again, come again! Two bananas walked on the street one after another, and the banana in front of them suddenly said, 'It's so hot! I'm going to take off my coat!' Then, the banana behind fell down.

"Ha ha..." Everyone smiled symbolically, but their hearts were still cold.

"Now, let's have a riddle. Guess who won the race between a rabbit and a fast-running turtle?

"Second young master, it should be a rabbit." Xiaoyue, who was preparing food for Luohe, looked up and said with a smile.

"Wrong! Of course it's a turtle!"

"Why?" Xiaoyue tilted her cute little head and said puzzledly.

"Didn't you say that it was a turtle that ran very fast? He ran very fast and pulled quickly~~" Luo He was proudly and didn't seem to care about the strange eyes of everyone looking at him. This guy's skin is really thick enough.

Black teeth often sneezed, cold!

"The rabbit was unwilling to run with another dressed turtle. Who do you think won this time?"

"It must be a rabbit this time, right?" Ziyi also opened her mouth.

"It's wrong again! It's still a turtle!"

Huh? Why?" Everyone is puzzled.

"That turtle took off its vest, yeah, it's still the turtle that runs very fast!"

"Oh my God!!!" Some people can't listen anymore. This, this, this Luohe is really so talented!

Luo He's expression is extremely rich: "Go on. A man accidentally lost the salary he had just received. After returning home, his wife was furious and scolded him for nearly an hour. Finally, her wife stopped scolding him and asked him, "How do you feel if you can't see me for three days in a row?" The man blurted out, 'It will feel good.' As a result, his tough wife used the family law. As for the family law, hehe will know after listening to it. He didn't see his wife on the first day. I didn't see his wife for the second or three days. Finally, on the fourth day, the swelling on his face subsided a little, and he could barely see his wife in the corner of his left eye. Ah ha ha, oh, isn't it funny? Hahaha..."

No one responded. Some people have completely rolled their eyes, and their impression of Luohe has completely changed at that time.

Luohe didn't seem to care about other people's eyes at all and continued: "Come on, come on. Once upon a time, there was a bird that passed through a cornfield every day, but one day, there was a fire in the cornfield, and all the corn turned into popcorn. When the bird flew over, it thought it was snowing and froze to death.

"Puff!" Finally, someone laughed, but the voice came from the carriage, which was extremely tempting.

Luohe was greatly encouraged when he heard that someone could understand his cold jokes and then said, "Actually, the previous ones are not too funny. I read a joke in a folk book the other day. It's funny. Do you want to listen to it?"

"No, no, hehe, those are already very funny, hehe." Black teeth often rushed out. In fact, he was afraid of being frozen to death by Luo He's cold jokes. He suddenly found that the boss was the boss, and even the power of telling a joke was so great.

"Oh, it doesn't matter, I'll tell you! Once, the potato fought with the rice cake. The potato was very angry and kicked the rice cake into the sea with one foot.

"Oh...and then?" Black teeth often didn't want to be cold, so he asked.

"It's over. Let's talk about the second one." Luohe is tight.

But everyone wants to cry without tears. This Luo River is really tough!

Luohe said that he was happy and shook his feet: "Once upon a time, there was a pair of lovers. When they decided to get married, there was a war on the border, and the man decided to join the army. However, before that, they went to the seaside first and agreed to meet at the seaside three years later. The man gave his lover a ring as a love affair. However, three years later, the woman did not wait for her man. She was so sad that she threw the ring into the sea. In fact, the woman misunderstood the date location, and it turned out that the man had been waiting for her. But it became a pity to miss it like this. The boy was also very sad, so he decided to live by the seaside and wait for the girl. One day he went out to fish. Guess what he hit?

"Ring?" This doesn't seem to be a joke, but a storytelling. But anyway, it's boring. At this time, even Zhen Nan participated in it.

"It's not pulling! It's rice cake! Wow, hahaha..."

Luohe is invincible!

"Continued, I'm not tired anyway, hey~~. It's still the lovers. One day, when the man heard that his lover was getting married, he was very sad, so he threw his wedding ring into the sea. A few days later, he ate a fish. As soon as he took a bite of the fish, he bit a very hard thing and spit it out. Guess what he saw?

"Ring?" Ziyi asked.

"No!" Luohe shook his head.

"Rice cake?" Zhen Nan asked.

"Hey, how can it be a rice cake?" Luohe is complacent.

"What is that?"

"Fish bone!"

"Bang!" A large group of people rushed to the street!

Oh, I'm speechless, invincible! Luo He is absolutely strong. Even telling a joke can shock people like this.