Chapter 2 Elf and yogurt

The next morning, when Meiji came to the village, the three of Su Li had already been waiting there. Sully Fitt briefly introduced the warrior and priest. The soldier's name is Novak, a squadron leader of the Kingdom Guard. The priest's name is Steele, which belongs to the central church of the royal city.

Meggie didn't have much interest in what they called. She just looked at the soldier's light armor and sniffed it on Su Li's neck, regardless of whether she frowned and avoided it.

"Let's go on the road tomorrow." Meiji said dejectedly.

"Why?" Su Li looked at him and said, "We have simplified our equipment as much as possible, and even the horse has temporarily been deposited elsewhere."

"Can you wear your armor back?" Meiji looked at Novak and asked, and then looked at Suli, "And your perfume, cough, really fragrant. Do you want the killer bees to crawl all over your body?

Novac said coldly, "You should tell us what will happen and what to prepare for at the beginning."

"Okay, okay," Meggie looked at him with a sad face, as if he were a fool. "I'll tell you what we might encounter now... we can encounter anything. As for what to prepare, that is, throw away everything that may jingle except weapons, even if it is gold coins. You can deposit gold coins with Father Chuba. He will never stain you a penny, and no one will dare to rob them. And your armor can be taken off and changed into silk, as long as it doesn't prevent you from crawling on the ground. You have to take a shower and wash away any smell that doesn't belong to this land. You have to buy some milk squeezed out by the cows in this village, and bring some breadcrumbs, preferably the kind made by Grandma Aina in the village..."

Su Li frowned: "It's so troublesome. You should have told us last night."

"Oh, my God," Meggie shouted, "you should have taken me with you last night instead of letting me run around the street to find out where you live."

"We live with Father Zig outside the village. We paid the rent and temporarily borrowed several of his houses. You should be able to find it easily.

"Yes, I found it," Meggie muttered listlessly. "That's the problem. Before I approached you, the old man Zig grabbed me and beat me, saying that I was going to steal your things, and said that if I dare to get closer, I would break my leg... I only have one leg."

"One?"

"Ah, that's wrong, it's two."

"..." Su Li was speechless. Can't this guy count?

In desperation, they had to follow Meiji's arrangement and return to Zig's father's residence. When Zig's father saw Meiji, he immediately rolled up his sleeves, and Su Li had to explain to him. In fact, the "preparation" that Meji asked them to make them even doubt whether they were being played as monkeys, milk and bread, but they had to prepare red hats, half rotten apples, and leaves soaked in maka wine...

When Meggie was away, Steele couldn't help asking, "Are you sure he's not playing us?"

Novak said coldly, "I can't guarantee it."

"We have no choice," Su Li replied with no expression. "He is our only hope now."

At this time, Meji came out of nowhere again: "Well, it's time for you to take a shower. Men can go to the west river to wash by themselves, Su Li... Well, Miss Fit, I asked Old Zig to boil the water for you. Of course, if you need someone to wipe your back..."

Su Li ignored him and went straight to her room. And Novak and Steele are looking at him contemptuously.

"Hey," Megji muttered, "I didn't mean that! I mean, if she wants, you can give me some tips and I'll help her hire a woman from the village to serve her.

The soldier and the priest were too lazy to pay attention to him and left separately.

"That's what I really think." Meiji waved his hand helplessly. Seeing that the soldier and the priest had walked towards the river with their clothes, he immediately shrank and crept to the wooden house where Su Li lived. He walked to the back of the wooden house and looked left and right. After making sure that there was no one, he carefully moved his eyes to a small hole dug in advance and looked inside. The big barrel in the room was still steaming, and Su Li's clothes were hanging on the side, but... no one.

"I'm here." A voice came behind him, which shocked him.

He turned his head and saw that Su Li had removed the elf lock armor and stood there in a shirt. She is slightly taller than Meiji and has a well-proportioned figure. Because she is not covered by elf lock armor, she only wears a shirt, and her chest curves look much fuller.

Meji swallowed and smiled quickly: "I'm just passing by..."

Su Li looked at him and asked calmly, "Do you want to touch it?"

Meggie opened her eyes wide.

Su Li unbuttoned the top of her shirt with her left hand, revealing half of her crisp chest: "Do you want to touch it?"

"Yes, is it okay? Really?" Meiji's heart beat faster. Sully is about ten * years old, and her breasts are not comparable to Ellie's incompletely. He only felt that his palms were hot, as if his hands had been held up and were squeezing the two full and powerful things.

Su Li sneered: "Of course not."

A flash of sword light. A dagger suddenly fell on Meggie's neck. Meiji was shocked, * completely disappeared, and only felt that her whole body was weak.

"Answer me a question." Miss Rose looked at him with an inviolable awe-inspiring face.

"Just ask, ask, don't move, use the sword..."

"Can you really take us through the fog forest?" Su Li was close to him, "Why do you think you can do what those experienced wanderers can't do?"

"Because, because," feeling Su Li's Fenger gently touching her chest through her clothes, Meiji's heart couldn't help lighting up again, "Because, I and I lived in the fog girl forest when I was a child."

"Only the Kyle people can live in it," Sully said coldly, "you're not from Kyle."

"I have been thrown into the fog forest since I was a child and raised by a black Annes who lived there. Later, the Black Annes died, and I came out of the forest..." Meiji said in a trembling voice. Black Annes is a blue-skinned cannibal witch with only one eye and is extremely ugly.

Su Li stared at him until she confirmed that he was not lying, then slowly withdrew her dagger and took two steps back.

Meji retreated in danger and couldn't help but feel excited again. He gently pointed to Su Li's chest: "I have answered your question. As a reward, can I touch it... just for a moment."

"Yes." The knight girl looked at him blankly and gently stroked the dagger...

"Well, forget it..." Meiji moved away from the wooden house and turned around to run away.

"Wait a minute." Su Li stopped him.

Meggie turned around.

"How old are you?" Su Li asked.

"15, what's wrong?" Meiji is inexplicable.

"Three years younger than me!" The knight girl said lightly, "How long do you want to be like this?"

"What?" Megsy didn't understand what she was trying to say.

"You know what I'm talking about," Suli looked at him. "I've inquired about some things about you in the village. You don't have a home, no relatives, and nothing to do all day long. You just rely on thieves to fool around here. How long do you want to be like this?

"Then how should I do it?" Meiji touched her head and looked at her.

"There are many ability adventurers here. Have you never thought about who you are going to learn enough skills to support yourself?"

"Stealing can also support yourself. I have never starved to death."

"What about ten years later? What about 20 years later? Do you still live on petty thieves like this? Haven't you thought about the day when you should get ahead?

Ten years later? Twenty years later?" Meiji was puzzled, "Why don't we talk about what happened at that time?"

The knight girl is angry. It seems that it was only now that I found that the rotten wood coming out of the fog girl forest was indeed unsculpable. I couldn't help sighing and didn't bother to pay attention to him anymore. I turned around and was ready to leave. Behind her, Meji seemed to mutter to himself, "Anyway, no one needs me to live for ten or twenty years. Why do you think so much?"

The girl stopped and looked back at him thoughtfully.

Meggie was shocked by her strange eyes: "What are you going to do?"

"It's okay." The girl answered faintly and turned away.

"Neuropath..."

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When they gathered at the entrance of the village again, the warrior Novak's armor and priest Steele's robe were replaced with coarse cloth shirts worn by ordinary civilians. Su Li was wearing a patternless belted dress, but with a thin sword around her waist. In addition, everyone carries a pocket with what Meiji called rotten apples, breadcrumbs and other messy things.

"Let's go!" Meiji yawned.

"Didn't you sleep well last night?" Sully Fit looked at him.

"Cough, it's okay." Megsy took the lead. Last night, Ellie secretly came to find him, biting and making trouble, so that he had to comfort her for a long time and fed her several times with some kind of ** in her body. As a result, she basically didn't sleep all night.

The little girl is really troublesome.

Meji took Su Li and the other three to the west of the village. After walking for more than an hour, a forest appeared in front of them. Although the sunshine in the morning is sufficient, the sky above the forest of the daughter of fog is like a black fog that can't be dispelled.

Since the dark century after 326, the elves who originally occupied this forest left the continent, the fog girl forest is basically a symbol of death for ordinary adventurers. This forest is very large, and it is right at the junction of the Fair Kingdom, the cold windy hills, and the distant desert. On the contrary, it forms a power gap around it because of its extreme danger. For adventurers, the biggest danger in the fog forest is not the monsters inside, but that no one can guarantee that they will not get lost in it. It is said that no matter how experienced wanderer you are, you can't distinguish between them, and even the road you have just walked will completely change in your turn. Even the Kyle people who are most familiar with the forest only dare to live in a small area near the distant desert in the fog girl forest and dare not enter the depths of the forest.

Su Li looked at Meji, but saw that Meji ran far away, took out something unknown from her arms, kept turning, and then hid it in her arms.

"Here." He pointed to a path into the fog girl forest and shouted. The road was so narrow among the thorns that they wouldn't have noticed it if it hadn't been for Megy's pointing it out to them.

Su Li followed Meji and cautiously walked into the forest from the path, followed by the warrior and the priest. Suddenly, the whole sky seemed to have changed, and the sunlight disappeared, replaced by a light as dim and soft as moonlight. Many strange shadows float in the air, but none of them is like living.

"That's..." Su Li pointed to a full moon over the forest, "Moon?"

"What's so strange about this?" Meiji shrugged her shoulders and said, "When it was a hundred years of darkness, the moon goddess Sharna died here. It is said that because of her pre-death resentment, there is only night and no day."

Su Li was silent. A hundred years of darkness is too far away for today's people, but as long as you think that it is difficult for gods to survive in that era, you can easily imagine the horror of that time.

"Fortunately, God Noswell helped us eliminate evil." She whispered.

"That pseudo-god?" Meggie shrugged her shoulders again, but was stared at by Miss Rose Knight.

Only then did Meggie realize that the lady around her happened to be a paladin of the church. She immediately wanted to hit her head and had to cough dryly: "Cough, I mean, the guy Norswell... No, the Lord God... He is really great... He saved me, us, with his sacred... light..."

"Pretentious," the knight said coldly, "shut your mouth and stop being disgusting."

Mage shut up.

The four people walked quietly for a while, and there were obviously some swaying shadows around them, but Meggie didn't seem to care. At this time, some glowing little people fell from the strange tree and looked at them, shaking their heads. Meiji untied her back pocket, took out the bamboo tube containing milk and put it in front of them.

"Do we have to do the same?" Su Li asked in a low voice.

Meggie turned around and pointed to her closed mouth.

"You can talk." Su Li stared at him fiercely. This guy is obviously intentional.

Meggie took a deep breath and exhaled again: "It's good to talk... Well, okay, don't look at me like that. They are good Robin. Give them the milk you brought.

Suli and the three also put the milk in their pockets in front of these "good Robins". Those glowing little men carried the bamboo tube together, shook their heads, and then disappeared. And the forest in front of them also seems to be moving slowly, with an extra way to move forward.

"There will be a group of little guys who look like them in front of them, but this time, don't look at them as if they don't exist." Meiji said, "Prepare your crumbs and rotten apples in your hands, and pretend to have accidentally fallen to the ground when you leave."

"What's the point of doing this?" Novak asked coldly.

"These were forced elves just now. No matter who it is, as long as they can bring them some gifts, they will be happy. In front of them are Lal elves. They have strong self-esteem. You have to pretend that you accidentally left them food. If you leave a whole piece of bread or good apples, they will feel that you are insulting them. Meiji said.

"These little things are the 'dangerous creatures' in it?" Novak sneered.

Mage looked at him and said, "You can either please them or take a detour, but don't mess with them, believe me."

Su Li whispered, "Let's do what Megid said. Only he knows this forest."

Novac didn't say anything more, but the expression on his face was obviously disapproving.

They walked a while and met another group of shining villains. Under the lead of Meggie, they pretended not to see these little things at all and "unintentionally" dropped bread crumbs and rotten apples on the ground while walking.

It was not until she walked out of the realm of the Lal elf that Meggie was relieved: "Well, there are only the red hat elf left on this elf road."

"Is this forest the world of these 'dangerous' elves?" Novak said sarcastically.

Meggie looked at him dissatisfiedly: "Even in a hundred years of darkness, I have never heard of any elf dying before their life expectancy. Why do you think it is? The elves themselves are not terrible. What's terrible is what they bring you.

Novac still wanted to talk, but was stopped by Sully. Su Li looked at Meiji: "So what should we do this time?"

Mage replied, "Take off your clothes... Well, I mean, take off your coat and wear it in reverse. Everyone has to put on a red hat and sprinkle yogurt on the hat. Red Hat is the most rebellious kind of elves, extremely **, and hates others to pass by their territory. You must learn from them, wear clothes in reverse, wear a red hat, and smell of yogurt on your body, so that they will feel that you agree with their aesthetics, rather than laughing at them.

Su Li calmed down for a moment.

"Well, we can turn around..."

"No need." The knight girl answered directly, then untied her waist and began to take off her dress. The soldier and the priest quickly turned around, but Meggie opened his eyes and looked at her without blinking.

Probably in order not to be too bound in battle. Her dress only wears a corset and tight underwear, and her feet are the barrel boots often worn by female riders. As the dress fades, there is no extra fat, as well as her arms and parts. The thighs were exposed, and the half-covered full chest made Meji swallow his saliva. Although this is nothing for a rural girl, considering her status as an aristocratic lady, it should be a shame to change clothes in front of several men carelessly. However, she turned the skirt around and tied it again without changing her face.

However, what Meiji thought about was that she was completely striped. Why didn't you tell her at the beginning that only undressed people could pass through here?

"No thought about it." Su Li suddenly stared at him.

Meggie was shocked. How did she know she was thinking?

The priest and the soldier did the same, but the soldier's face was obviously impatient.

They all put on pre-prepared red hats and poured yogurt on their hats. The faint sour smell made Su Li wrinkle her nose.

"Let's go." Meiji said.