Chapter 14 Three Realms

"Bullshit has existed since ancient times, and a master who can't talk nonsense is not a qualified master. One day, someone will be pulled down. I didn't even know that I was sold. Bullshit is an art, and an excellent nonsense family can make people feel pleasing at any time. Even if this person is not good-looking?" The young teacher's whole body exuded a strong sense of learning, and everyone's hearts fell on the teacher.

The students in the whole classroom did not speak at this time, and the control field of speech was completely controlled by the young teacher in yellow. A white light came out of the teacher's body, which was particularly sacred. This is a sign of an excellent bullshit. This situation only occurs when it reaches the peak of the first level of the nonsense family.

"The bullshit family has always been famous in history. Those vertical and horizontal families who wandered among the princes in the Warring States period were actually excellent bullshit families. With his three-inch tongue, he can retreat millions of troops. With one's own mouth, you can avoid the people of the world from living. With his own mouth, everyone who spoke was speechless. These people are actually very good bullshit. And in the end of the world, there have also been millions of troops of great nonsense to persuade zombies to retreat. The boy in yellow also showed a yearning look in his eyes. The students also have a burst of contrance and can be persuaded by zombies.

"Don't doubt that zombies evolved to a later stage. Almost no lower IQ than human beings. Moreover, even if they don't understand, they will retreat. Bullshit is not as simple as you think. Nonsense families have also been brilliant for a period of time. At their peak, the nonsense could even compete with the saints, which was extremely powerful!" Hearing this, all the students opened their mouths wide, but they didn't expect that the nonsense had been so powerful. Everyone has fantasize about the glorious history of the past. A lot of masters around the house opened his mouth to talk. Then all retreated. What a majestic existence!

Unfortunately, the sects and families of the bullshit families were besieged by countless aliens and betrayed by traitors within human beings, and were finally defeated. All that's left now is just fur. Many nonsense classics and precious materials were lost in that war. Since then, it has not been able to reach the third realm of nonsense. Even the second one is a pitiful and rare existence. I almost broke through to the second level, but I haven't been able to break through for a long time. The teenager couldn't help showing a trace of regret.

"The specific situation of the families. According to the remaining classics, there are three realms in total. The first realm is the realm of people, which can be golden and born out of nothing. What you say makes people unconsciously believe it. And this level can have many functions to treat mild colds and wounds. It can be energetic and the combat effectiveness can soar several levels. It can be used to explain knowledge so that listeners can remember it and not forget it. The first realm is divided into small, large and perfect. Three levels. I'm not very clear about the second realm. After all, I'm only the first level of perfection. However, I have seen a master of the second realm. I know at least five of them in our school. Luo Yantian, the president of the flying bird, is one of them. With that, the teacher's eyes showed deep fear. Obviously, he had a deep taboo on this student and didn't mention it much.

"The existence of the second realm can make people unconsciously center on him, and even become his subordinates, stab his ribs, and do nothing more. The second can also cure diseases, and even turn dead people from ghosts to human bodies, that is, even dead people can be saved. However, it should be a resource with a large membership fee. However, after all, it has that ability. And you can also tell people to die. There is a feeling of controlling everything. What you say seems to be what it is. There is a kind of follow-up effect. I don't know exactly which layers it is. And the third realm is even more legendary. It seems that there is only one sentence left: I said that there should be light in the world. In a word, it is a mysterious stage. I heard that it can reverse the rules, subvert traditions, and break through space. It is even possible to create life. It's simply an incredible state. The teacher sighed with a sigh.

Lin Tian's eyes were also burning when he heard it. Is this okay? The rest of the people were also shocked. No one expected such a promising industry and skills.

"All right. You should know something about this nonsense course now. Now I'll take you in to see it slowly. Lay the foundation for you, and you can pass the title of junior nonsense in the future. Thus, it enters the first realm. The training method is very simple, mainly these few. Language training, you must be within a semester. He is proficient in Zerg, zombies, demons and ancient Islamic languages, and can speak them. You should be familiar with all historical materials and major events. Each of you reads various idioms and proverbs of various ethnic groups, including the Zerg. You should also be proficient in psychology, etiquette, aesthetics and so on. This is just preliminary. After finishing these, you can try to get the title of junior bullshit. Teacher Huang Yicuntou said coldly, as if to say another trivial thing.

Everyone's enthusiasm is like being poured a basin of water, and it is so difficult to get started. What should I do in the future? Everyone can't help but feel a little discouraged.

When the young teacher saw everyone's appearance, he smiled and said softly, "Actually, it's not as difficult as you think. Now let's start training the first item, language training.

Everyone was directly surrounded by a grand musical sound from the table and disappeared directly. There was no sound in the classroom at this time. Only the inch-headed teacher sighed gently: "Other aliens are getting more and more restless now, and this end of the world will obviously be more intense. I don't know if it can pass smoothly. They are all the hopes of this generation, and I hope they can hold on. Hey! The quiet and beautiful campus life will not last long.

At this time, Lin Tian found himself in a huge egg, which was very beautiful, and the clear stripes on it kept shining. Ding! At this time, the host is in the model space and can kill bugs to gain experience. Release the main task: the host successfully upgraded to the second grade in one year. That is, to reach the realm of the warrior." After listening to the story, Lin Tian couldn't help but be stunned. Is it okay? Can insecticides in the model also be upgraded? However, you have to get to the second grade in a year, that is to say, you must reach level 40. How far away! Lin Tian smiled bitterly.

At this time, a clear "kaka!" It rang. A voice also came from Lin Tian's ear: Students with student number 5, please note that you are now in the simulated Zerg world, and I hope you can live for a long time. It mainly focuses on learning Zerg language, fighting methods and living habits. As long as you are alive. Good luck!"

Just when Lin Tian wanted to say something, "Kka!" The voice is more obvious. Pa!" It suddenly broke, and Lin Tian found that he was obviously a Zerg now. The arm turned into a sharp arm with toughness. The tip of the knife with black venom around his arm flashed with cold light. My legs have also become very slender and full of elasticity. But you can see the slightly red light below, the familiar red light. This is the light of the speed boots. Lin Tian was very surprised. For the first equipment he played, it was really full of strangeness. It can be used to transform into a Zerg, but it seems that other equipment can't be used. Suddenly, Lin Tian seemed to remember something. With my nails, now I gently scratched the ground with slender thorns. It's like cutting tofu, when it's relaxing. Haha, that indestructible badge is really a good thing! But the wooden fish seems to be locked and can't be used. Lin Tian felt a little sorry that if the wooden fish could also be used. If you are stable, you will be guaranteed to be safe.

At this time, Lin Tian suddenly heard the sound of "Shasha" outside. Lin Tian tightened his heart, tightened his narrow head and squatted behind the stone. He looked at the surrounding environment with purple light in his eyes.

Lin Tian is located in a deep cave, and strange stones can be seen everywhere. At this time, there were two cyan Zerg standing at the door of the cave. Their appearance was very different from Lin Tian, but the bloodthirsty light in their eyes was unprecedented by Lin Tian. They looked at everything in the hole strangely, with a "bling" sound in their mouths. Lin Tian thought, "This is their language. It's really hard to understand. Just like the original English, the teacher spoke happily on it, and the classmates answered very tacitly. Only I looked and listened like a fool.

When they saw the skin that Lin Tian had retreated, their eyes were red. Sb The sound is more and more obvious. They are talking excitedly and don't know what they are talking about?

And Lin Tian quietly came behind them and stared at them. Suddenly, Lin Tian jumped behind one of the bugs, and a bright light flashed. The bug was still talking proudly, and his body was cut by an inexplicable force, but he still didn't see any abnormality. But the insect on the opposite side was frightened to find that his partner's body was slowly divided into two halves, with neat wounds without any blood overflowing. The scene was very strange. Just as his partner's body gradually fell down, another red Zerg was exposed, but with a small purple logo on his head. This, this is impossible. This is the logo of our royal family. Is it difficult for it to be a mutant royal family hatched from this advanced egg? The Zerg were obviously shocked. But he quickly reacted and ran away. If you want to fight with a high-level royal family, that's what fools do.

Lin Tian snorted coldly. Originally, he was slowly experiencing this guy's mentality and language, but he didn't expect to drive away. Lin Tian kicked his legs like red lightning. The body of the cyan Zerg was pierced, clean and neat. Lin Tian's body was as clean as usual and had no smell of blood. I also heard from my ears that he killed the green bug (middle-level warrior) and gained 2000 experience.

Lin Tian looked at his growing experience and thought with a smile. This is really my treasure. I think it can be upgraded. It won't be long before I can reach level 11. I should barely get the second skill.

So, Lin Tian quietly hid his body and rowed away, like a black elf in the dark, very mysterious.