New Year Extra 3

After completing the task of ice sculpture, I will go to the land temple of Chaos City to pick up the Kitchen God. I have to help the Kitchen God collect all kinds of ingredients and let him cook a reunion dinner. These ingredients are hidden all over the game. The system adheres to the consistent tradition and is not directly prompted, but used to guess puzzles.

"Red rooster, green tail, head buried under the ground! What is this?" The fat man read the first riddle.

"Bird." Bai Mu said.

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"Mu Mu, look at the previous label, it's clear that it's vegetables." Ye Xiaomo explained.

Bai Mu nodded: "I don't know."

The fat man muttered: "Red, green, buried in the soil... I know! Let's go to the novice village." In the vegetable garden outside the novice village, the fat man pulled out a carrot, and the system prompted them to find the first vegetable.

"Ah ha ha ha!" The fat man smiled proudly, "Look, don't say that I have no brains in the future!"

Ye Xiaomo curled his lips and said, "Yes, yes! The brain of primary school students, that's why you can guess the riddles of primary school students!"

"No laughing at primary school students!" Fatty justice awe-inspiring: "You don't know the questions of primary school students. It's not as good as primary school students!"

When Tianqi saw Bai Mu lowering her head and holding the radish leaves, Tianqi asked her with a smile, "Mu Mu, guess one?"

Bai Mu bulged the corners of his mouth: "I can't guess..."

"Try it!" Tianqi opened the task panel and pointed to a riddle and said, "A small umbrella fell into the forest. Once it is opened, it will be difficult to close it!" Tianqi looked aside and looked at Bai Mu, "Mu Mu thinks about what is the most in the floating forest?"

Bai Mu bit his lip and thought, "Tree."

"What about under the tree?"

"Grass."

"What's on the grass?"

"Double repair!"

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Ye Xiaomo and the fat man laughed. Tianqi stared at them and continued to enlighten a baby: "Mu Mu thought about the question I just read, like a small umbrella. What is shaped like an umbrella on the grass? And a lot of colors?"

"Once we picked it and ate it!" Ye Xiaomo almost told the answer.

"Mushroom!" Bai Mu's eyes lit up, and she remembered that they had eaten that.

Tianqi applauded: "That's right!"

Now Bai Mu was happy and took everyone to the floating forest to pick mushrooms.

"Next, I'll do it!" Ye Xiaomo absolutely does not admit that he will lose to the fat man in guessing: "The round face is like an apple, sour, sweet and nutritious. It can not only cook, but also be a fruit."

Ye Xiaomo patted his thigh and laughed wildly: "Tomato!"

"It's a person who can guess!" The fat man despised her, and Ye Xiaomo stared at him: "Who said that? Do you know Mu Mu?"

Bai Mu blinked his eyes: "I know, tomato."

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That's because I just said that Ye Xiaomo dares not tell the truth. Tianqi is staring at her.

"There are holes without insects, nests without bees, silkworms without silkworms, and umbrellas without people. What is this?" The fat man scratched his head.

Ye Xiaomo also pulled his hair and thought for a long time. Bai Mu tilted his head and looked thoughtful. Tianqi looked at her funnyly, and the girl was at a loss and clearly didn't think about it.

"The last one, think about it quickly!" Ye Xiaomo urged, "God, don't you know?"

Tianqi quietly said something in Bai Mu's ear, and Bai Mu's eyes lit up and shouted, "Op!"

"Ouch!" The fat man slapped him, "No, it's just lotus root."

Several people spread to the flower forest, where there was a large area of lotus leaves on the lake. Ye Xiaomo and the fat man jumped into the lake and picked a white and fat lotus root. The four returned to the land temple and gave the vegetables they found to the Kitchen God. Each of them received 40 small lucky bags. Then the Kitchen God told them that the grandfather who made the lantern had something to trouble them and asked them to go there quickly. Several people ran back to the square of Chaos City, and a white-bearded grandfather stood in the middle of a pile of lanterns with a depressed face.

After talking to him, everyone was asked to find the lost fairy peach. The old man said that it was the reward he received when he lit a lantern for a beautiful woman today. Later, the woman flew to the sky and told him that it was a fairy peach in the peach garden in the fairyland. If you eat it, you can live immortality. However, the old man accidentally lost the peach, so the four people went to the Feixian Pavilion outside the Tiancheng to find the Xiantao as the old man said.

When I got there, I saw that there were no peaches, but there was a portal, dressed golden. Several people teleported and found that in a peach orchard, the fat man howled and rushed up, ready to pick a few more to eat by himself, but he was knocked back by a stick.

"Damn!" The fat man shook his head and said, "Who attacked me? It's too despicable to hit the back of the head!"

"Hey hey hey! You can pick other people's peaches casually and hit you with a stick. A sharp voice came out, but no human figure could be seen everywhere.

Ye Xiaomo turned around: "Who is talking?"

"Guess! Only when I guess correctly can I appear!" The shrill voice said, and his tone was very happy.

Tianqi looked into the distance and glanced at the small map: "It seems to be a Taoyuan, which should be the person guarding Taoyuan."

"Guardian of Taoyuan?" The fat man shook the flesh on his face, "What should he call a fruit farmer?" Tao farmer?"

Bum... "Ah!" The fat man screamed and lay on the ground.

"Fit, who hit me?"

The sharp voice sounded: "It's you who hit me. Grandpa, I'm a world-class hero. How dare you say that I'm a fruit farmer!"

"Fat!" Ye Xiaomo kicked him, "Do you remember the story of a gate to Heaven in our primary school textbook?"

The fat man got up from the ground and rubbed his head: "It seems to be a monkey. It's very powerful to hit the heaven and want to usurp power."

Bum... "Ah!" With another scream, the fat man lay on the ground again, and this time his face was buried in the soil.

The other three shook their heads together: It really hurts!

"Fuck!" The fat man directly slammed, "You come out for me, and I'm going to kill you!" The fat man poofed the grass in his mouth and waved in the air with a hammer in his hands.

"You don't want peaches anymore?" The sound came.

Ye Xiaomo held down the fat man: "Calm down, that's NPC! Who made you say something wrong?" Ye Xiaomo looked around and said with a smile, "Oh, they are doing the way for heaven. How can they be said to seize power and usurp the throne! Right?

Obviously, Ye Xiaomo has guessed who the people here are.

"Well, who do you think I am?"

Ye Xiaomo said twice: "You are the Monkey King!"

Bum... "Ah!" Ye Xiaomo also screamed and lay on the ground.

"Wang" The fat man covered his mouth and smiled, and you also have today!

Ye Xiaomo got up awkwardly: "Am I wrong? Who are you, Monkey King?

"Grandpa, I don't call you that name!" The voice was obviously angry. Just when Ye Xiaomo felt that he was going to be hit again, Bai Mu suddenly opened his mouth.

"Fight to defeat the Buddha!"

There was no movement for a long time.

"What's going on?" The fat man asked in a low voice.

A peach tree in front of them suddenly moved, grew yellow hair, and the branches shrank back and turned into a monkey in gold armor!"

It's really the Monkey King! Fatty and Ye Xiaomo howled in their hearts: Your sister, how can you fight to defeat the Buddha? Is that your official position? Official position...

"Yes, I finally guessed it!" Fighting defeated the Buddha's sharp-mouthed monkey's cheeks and scratched his body, "Then start answering questions now. If you answer correctly, I'll give you peaches!"

A few people nodded and listened.

"The first question is, why Chang'e doesn't like Zhu Bajie!"

"Because Zhu Bajie is too ugly!" Ye Xiaomo glanced at the fat man and raised his hand to answer.

Nima, what do you mean by that look? The fat man glared at her.

"No." Raise a fork after defeating the Buddha.

"Because she likes the Jade Emperor!" The fat man said.

Dou defeated the Buddha and glanced at him: "How do you know this kind of secret of heaven?"

"Well..." The fat man was stared, "I guessed!"

"Congratulations, you guessed right!" The fight defeated the Buddha and raised a pair of signs.

By the way, is it really okay for you to shake other people's gossip like this?

"The second question, why should we go to the west to get the scriptures?"

Ye Xiaomo and the fat man looked at each other and could never say that he had been suppressed for 500 years and then forced to go.

"Because...is it too idle?" The fat man decided to choose the safest answer.

"No!" Raise a fork after defeating the Buddha.

I really don't know!

Bai Mu stepped forward: "I know."

"Because the golden cicada, who was reincarnated as a Tang monk, always abused you in heaven and forced you to listen to his scriptures. The thing about you stole the old king's elixir was his report to Buddha. The glazed cup broken by the curtain general was also broken by the golden cicada, but he framed him and made him degraded to the world. Chang'e's underwear was also secretly put in Marshal Tianpeng's pocket, causing him to throw a pig fetus and become a pig Bajie. Therefore, when he reincarnated as a Tang monk and went to the west to get scriptures, you volunteered to be his apprentice to protect him. In fact, you united with the monster to toss him to death.

Fat and Ye Xiaomo think that they must have just been beaten in the wrong way, which is completely different from the textbook. The two looked at Bai Mu with a dull face. What on earth are you talking about...

"Hahahaha!" Dou defeated the Buddha and waved his golden staff and turned his head in mid-air, "Your answer is too standard!"

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So, the books are all lies!

"The last question, what did I do after I fixed the fairy with a fixed spell when I went to steal peaches?"

"I remember, I remember!" Ye Xiaomo raised his hand, "After you fixed them, you went to eat peaches, and then fell asleep on the tree when you were full!"

"Wrong!" Fight against the Buddha and raise the sign of fork.

The fat man quietly asked Ye Xiaomo, "Are you wrong?"

"No, that's what the book says."

"That's not in the books that Mu Mu just said!"

"I don't know, you say!"

The fat man coughed twice and looked at the victory of the Buddha and said tentatively, "You tied them up and beat them up?"

"No!"

Bai Mu raised his hand and said, "You stripped all their clothes, and then touched them all over, and wrote on their faces whose buttocks are the largest, whose breasts are the softest, whose skin is the best, and whose waist is the thinnest."

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Not only Ye Xiaomo and the fat man looked at Bai Mu with a shocked face, but even Tianqi, who had never made a sound, twitched the corners of his mouth.

He defeated the Buddha but turned his two heels in the middle of the sky and danced happily: "You're so right. I'll give you peaches!"

Until four people handed over the task, Ye Xiaomo and Fatty had not recovered from the blow.

Sure enough... textbooks and so on are all lies. Don't believe it again!