Chapter 4 Poems and Poems
After everyone dispersed, the fat boss got up from the ground and did not forget to straighten his hat. He turned around and counted the cowherd and the second, "Who...who...who kicked me...who's stinky shoes?"
Everyone looked blank and said they didn't know. The fat boss picked up his shoes from the ground and said, "Who is missing a shoe? Whose...how is it familiar?"
Sun Jian, the second child of the store, said hesitantly, "Old... boss...that's your shoes, right?"
The boss put on his shoes, awkwardly changed the topic, raised his legs, and kicked the man in black lying on the ground. "Who is this? Unexpectedly, he dared to visit the Fengyue Tower at night. Ah Da Er, set him up for me and took off the headgear on his head. I want to see who is so bold.
The two strong men set up the man in black, and the fat boss took off his headgear, and his legs suddenly softened...
"Housekeeper Liu... Why is it you? Hurry up and help housekeeper Liu take a seat.
Butler Liu has been dizzy. He pointed to the fat boss and said slowly, "I... I'm going to tell Mrs. Liu... to smash your wind and moon tower..."
The fat boss was scared and knelt on the ground. "Housekeeper Liu is angry. Butler Liu is angry. I don't know it's you. If you come, why do you have to walk through the window? What about Han Ruoli? Why don't you have eyes? Did you beat Butler Liu?"
Han Ruoli sat aside, "I don't know it's Butler Liu? Besides, you ordered me to fight just now, not me..."
"You still quibble..." The fat boss is going to be angry.
The parrot shouted on the beam, "Madam is here!" Madam is here! Madam is here..."
Everyone hurriedly stepped out of the door. They saw a 30-year-old young woman, followed by four maids, and entered the room. All the cowherds and shopkeepers knelt down. Only Han Ruoli was an alternative and did not move. The lady glanced at Han Ruoli and then looked at the housekeeper Liu. I don't have to argue with a calf. He said arrogantly, "Get up. What's wrong here?"
The fat boss hurried behind his wife and said, "Madam, this housekeeper Liu climbed over the wall and came in. Han Ruoli didn't know it, so he beat the housekeeper Liu. Housekeeper Liu was so angry that he was going to smash our Fengyue Tower."
Madam looked at Han Ruoli and asked, "Is that so?"
Han Ruoli saw that this was the wife of the fat boss of Fengyuelou, that is, the boss here. He looked indifferent and said, "Madam, I beat housekeeper Liu, but if I have something to do, I will never involve Fengyuelou."
Madam gave Han Ruoli a glance, "You are now the Miss Tang family who bought the card. Since you are willing to bear it, take it well. You also heard that Housekeeper Liu has nothing to do with my Fengyue Tower. Please go back and make it clear to Mrs. Liu. A Da Er sent Butler Liu back to his home.
Yes! Madam." The two strong men helped Butler Liu walk out of Han Ruoli's room step by step.
A storm calmed down, and the last basin was still on Han Ruoli's head. Han Ruoli lay in **, depressed in his heart. The squirrel was right in front of him, with two front paws in his chest and a walnut in his arms.
Han Ruoli looked at the little squirrel. He looked cute and was finally in a better mood. The squirrel put down the walnuts and looked at Han Ruoli with praying eyes. At that moment, Han Ruoli had a strange feeling, as if the squirrel asked him to help pry open the walnut.
Han Ruoli asked instinctively, "Can't you open walnuts?"
The squirrel kept moving up and down on his head.
Han Ruoli was shocked: Can you understand the squirrel's mind? Have the ability to communicate with animals?
The parrot also flew over and stood beside the squirrel. Han Ruoli said, "Stupid bird, what are you doing here? Do you also want walnuts?
The parrot said, "I know you haven't pried it open quickly."
The squirrel stared at Han Ruoli and looked at Han Ruoli.
Han Ruoli was even more shocked at this moment. He could actually read the animal's eyes and said to the squirrel, "Are you protesting?"
The squirrel nodded obediently.
The parrot shouted, "Dead mouse... You can die with me! Wait for me to steal more walnuts and let's eat together.
The squirrel turned his head and looked at the parrot. The two animals communicated for a moment. The squirrel stared at Han Ruoli and expressed his inner thoughts. Han Ruoli tried to read the squirrel's willingness and asked in a questioning tone, "Do you agree to eat this stupid bird?"
The squirrel's head nodded up and down again.
Han Ruoli sat up excitedly from ** and asked, "So I can understand what's on your mind?" Silly bird, come here and let me prove my idea.
The parrot was very unwilling to cooperate, but was grabbed by Han Ruoli's two wings and had to cooperate. Han Ruoli understood the parrot's idea and loosened the parrot's wings. The parrot said, "O puppet! I didn't call you an idiot..."
"You call me a fool!" Han Ruoli punched the walnut away and threw it aside. "You two, get out of here and eat. Don't bother me to sleep. I didn't pry walnuts for you.
The two guys, the squirrel and the parrot, despised Han Ruoli together and rushed to the open walnut.
The next morning, when Han Ruoli woke up, he found that the bedside was full of walnuts. The two guys didn't do anything else overnight. They must have been stealing walnuts...
Han Ruoli walked out of the room, stood by the fence in the corridor on the third floor, stretched out a big lazy waist, and saw Sun Jian coming over, "Han Ruoli, do you want to eat? What to eat today?
Han Ruoli said, "Do you have all the soy milk and deep-fried dough sticks for breakfast?"
"Yes!" Sun Jian said, "You are so stupid. What's the delicious food? Would you like some ribs? Or beef with soy sauce?"
"At night." Han Ruoli said to Sun Jian, "Prepare water for me. I want to wash up. By the way, what is this place? Is there anything interesting nearby?
"Is it fun?" Speaking of this, Sun Jian was excited, "This Luohe Town is much more interesting. But I'm afraid your little money is not enough to play. I'll get you some water first. I'll talk to you later."
Han Ruoli went back to his room and changed into the clothes given by Tang Jieyu. He was obviously much handsome. He hummed a little song and enjoyed a good life in the new day. After breakfast, Han Ruoli sat in front of the window and looked at the lake and mountains outside, thinking: This is really a good place, and there is no environmental pollution at all. If you feel comfortable another day, you must go swimming in the lake opposite.
The news of Han Ruoli, the little cow man in the Fengyue Building, wrote poems and spread in Luohe Town. As soon as he arrived (9-11 a.m.), the Fengyue Building was already overcrowded. All kinds of women came to Fengyue Tower just to witness the little cowman Han Ruoli. Naturally, such news will not be ignored by Tang Jieyu. Near lunch, Tang Jieyu came to Fengyue Building with a string of servants. The fat boss of Fengyue Building came to the door to greet him and almost knelt down.
Tang Jieyu left a piece of silver as a tip and said, "Go and invite me down the card I bought and set me the most luxurious lunch on the stage of this Fengyue Building. I want to recite poems against my little cowboy."
The boss of Fengyue Building hurriedly sent someone to find Han Ruoli, who was lying on the ground doing push-ups. Sun Jian ran up in a fiery way, "Han Ruoli, you are amazing. So many nobles below are waiting for you to appear. Miss Tang also came and set up a banquet for you on the stage. She wants to recite poems against you.
Han Ruoli got up from the ground, wiped the sweat on her forehead, and said, "Tang Jieyu's girl is here?"
Sun Jian hurried forward to cover Han Ruoli's mouth and said in horror, "How can you call Miss Tang's name directly? Don't you want to fool around?"
Han Ruoli pushed Sun Jian away and said disdainfully, "Woman! Why do you care so much? Follow me, and there will be a time when you are prosperous in the future.
Sun Jian curled his lips and scolded in his heart: Your boy has been bought a card by Miss Tang now. He has played enough to see what you do. Special reminder: "Don't be too proud. Women are the most difficult to serve. Be careful that one day Miss Tang gets tired of playing, she won't want you.
Han Ruoli tidyed up his collar and said presumptuously, "I was born to play. Female. People, let's go and go with my brother.
Sun Jian shook his head and sighed. It seems that people really can't develop at once. It's too easy to be proud. If you say something bad, you just have to show off your face.
Han Ruoli held a fan in his hand and was followed by Sun Jian, as if he were a promiscuous man. At the moment of walking out of the room, the women on the first and second floors looked at Han Ruoli with anticipation and walked to the stage on the first floor. Han Ruoli bent down to say hello to Tang Jieyu and said, "Xiaosheng is polite."
In the eyes of many 'female prostitutes', the word "Xiaosheng" can only be said by at least a reader. A little cowboy in the pitiful hall calls himself "Xiaosheng" is simply an insult to the reader.
Soon the woman led by Mrs. Liu began to make angry objections. A fat old woman in her forties patted the table and roared, "You little cowboy dare to call yourself 'little boy'. What kind of scholar are you pretending to be? I'll give you a couplet. Can you match it?
Han Ruoli has always been a top student in a key school. He has a lot of research on ancient poetry. He holds a fan in his left hand, shakes the folding fan in his right hand, and said calmly, "Let me satisfy your curiosity. Please make a couplet."
The fat old woman stood up and said proudly, "Listen, the little cowboy of Fengyuelou claims to be ridiculous."
Han Ruoli almost sprayed blood. Is this also called a couplet? Looking at Tang Jieyu, Tang Jieyu was infinitely charming and looked at Han Ruoli with a confident smile. Han Ruoli blurted out. On the stand, the wife pretended to be a suckling pig to vomit.
This couplet is not very neat, but in the eyes of those 'female prostitutes', it is rare for a cowherd to have such literary talent! Han Ruoli's performance was beyond their imagination. Suddenly, thunderous applause broke out on the first and second floors. The old fat woman seemed to be very unconvinced, "Little cowboy, you make a couplet."
Han Ruoli recalled the ancient texts he had read and casually said a couplet, "The long bridge is not long, the broken bridge is continuous, the lonely mountain is not lonely, and the West Lake has won many false reputations."
The fat woman was dumb on the spot. Tang Jieyu said proudly, "Mr. Han, come and sit down. I came earlier today. We have recited poems in the afternoon. Isn't it not happy?"
Han Ruo thought: It's more pleasant to open a room!
At the moment when Han Ruoli sat down, a woman on the second floor stood up and said, "There are kindness, love and love, good intentions, and there are many true feelings in the world."
Tang Jieyu and Han Ruoli raised their heads at the same time and saw a 17- or 18-year-old girl holding a dog in her arms. They looked at them happily and asked, "Mr. Han, how is this couplet?"
Han Ruoli secretly glanced at Tang Jieyu. Tang Jieyu's face was uncontrollable excitement. From this expression, Yi Shuihan judged that Tang Jieyu must know this woman, because Han Ruoli is very measured in people's character. Judging from Tang Jieyu's personality, she is definitely the kind of spoiled young lady. Don't allow others to be better than yourself. Now she smiled, proving that the little girl upstairs has an extraordinary relationship with Tang Jieyu. Han Ruoli admires himself. Although he is always kicked when picking up girls in high school, it seems that the experience summed up is also a lot of wealth.
Han Ruoli bent down and said, "The girl is extremely neat. I have been taught."
Tang Jieyu said happily, "Fifei, am I right? This cold man is an absolute talent.
The girl on the second floor was dressed in white, holding a pet dog, followed by several maids, slowly walked downstairs, came to the stage, pressed her left hand with her right hand, pressed her left hand on her crotch bone, bent her legs together, lowered her head slightly, and said, "Tang Wei has said good morning to my sister."
Tang Jieyu helped Tang Fei, "Fei, why are you still polite to your sister? Come and sit down."
Tangfei sat opposite Han Ruoli, and Han Ruoli sighed in her heart. What a beautiful little girl, not only beautiful, but also a talented woman, which is really attractive. He inadvertently looked at the white fox dog held by Tangfei and felt that the fox dog was depressed. Do you want to be a fan? You secretly glance at the dog's crotch and find that this is a bitch. That's "Sichun!"
Who knew that the dog stared at Han Ruoli angrily...