Chapter 8 Promoting the Wind and Moon Building
Han Ruoli saw the wolf dog barking below, and there were so many thugs. He sighed helplessly. He couldn't walk this road, so he had to climb the roof. Fortunately, these bamboo buildings were easier to climb. He used to accumulate experience in climbing the wall at school. Don't underestimate this wall. Maybe you can escape from prison one day.
After climbing to the roof, those big stupid dogs stopped barking. The parrot was beside Han Ruoli and called out, "It's a success! It worked!"
Han Ruoli grabbed the parrot flying beside him, grabbed the parrot in his hand, and threatened, "Shut up, stupid bird! The fat boss will pluck your hair and steam you again later.
Parrot corrected: "Is it good to braised?"
"Shut up!" Han Ruoli stuffed the parrot into his pocket and quickly left from the roof. He climbed to the head without finding a ladder. The squirrel crawled out of Han Ruoli's pocket, jumped three or two times to the opposite tree, and then went down to the ground.
The parrot sarcastically and said, "Stupid. Forced! Can you fly? Can you climb trees? ...Ah, my grass...what a fool..." Because the parrot saw Han Ruoli running two steps quickly on the roof and jumped on the opposite tree trunk. He hugged the trunk like a kangaroo bear with a painful expression on his face. He scolded in his heart: This dress is really tricky, and the egg is stuck on the tree branch...
After slowing down for a long time, the egg was not so painful and slowly slipped from the trunk. Who knew that when it fell, the egg and the trunk rubbed and began to hurt again. After falling to the ground, Han Ruoli covered his crotch with his hands and jumped for more than 100 meters.
What's more annoying is that the squirrel thought Han Ruoli was playing some game and learned his movements. His two front paws covered his stomach and jumped behind him. It doesn't matter if the squirrel learns, that stupid bird also learns, jumps, suddenly stirs up two wings, jumps suddenly stirs two wings...
After severely contemptuating the two beasts, Han Ruoli came to the main street, heard about the Qingfeng River with passers-by, followed a path to the Qingfeng River, and saw the tall weeping willows at a glance. Because it was dark everywhere, the tree looked a little gloomy.
In the southwest of the weeping willow, Han Ruoli did not find the bluestone written on paper. Looking back on the note, '100 steps of bluestone to the southwest of the weeping willows' should be 100 steps in the southwest of the weeping willow before you can see the bluestone. With the purpose of trying, Han Ruo counted step by step. When he walked a hundred steps, a blue stone appeared under his feet, but it was covered with turf, and he couldn't see it because it was night. Now that the bluestone has been found, the mystery is below.
Han Ruoli peeled the turf with his hand, and the squirrels also came to join in the fun. They were digging happily. The parrot suddenly flew up and down and said, "Someone is coming!" Someone is coming!"
Han Ruoli lay on the ground and looked not far away. Four people carried a big box and hurried away. The last person tripped over a stone and fell on the box in his hand. The man lay on the box and shouted in pain. The other three accomplice immediately said, "Get up quickly, don't scream. If we are found out, we will all die.
The man hurriedly lifted the box and quickly disappeared into the night. After those people left, Han Ruoli continued to dig bluestone. Finally, he saw a wooden box under the bluestone slab and opened the wooden box. There was a book in it with a broken cover with the words "Taiji Qigong Mind" written on it.
Han Ruoli was depressed at that time and threw the book on the ground casually. This kind of thing can be seen everywhere on the street stalls. During the day, when he was shopping with Tang Jieyu, he also saw it, with 'all kinds of martial arts secrets' written. It seemed that the beggar fooled himself.
The squirrel held the book in his mouth, climbed into Han Ruoli's sleeve and hid the book in it.
patting the soil on his body, Han Ruoli walked back in frustration. When he passed the path, he found a waist card on the ground. He picked it up and took a look. The word "Tang" was engraved on the waist card. Isn't it the same as the one given to him by Tang Jieyu? Han Ruoli looked at those people
In the direction of going, put away your waist card and return to Fengyue Tower.
He swaggered into the Fengyue Building. Han Ruoli went straight to the third floor and was about to return to the room when the boss's wife came from one side, followed by four maids, "Where have you been?" The boss's wife asked with reproach, "Did you run away from the roof just now?"
"No!" Han Ruoli said, "Why should I run from the roof? Do you suspect that I want to escape? I'm not that stupid. It's delicious, delicious and easy to live in now. Why should I run?
The boss's wife has a domineering spirit! He snorted coldly, "You dare not measure it. If you dare to run away, I will offer a reward for you and catch your skin."
"Don't be so cruel!" Han Ruoli said with a hippie smile, "Even if I want to leave, I have to redeem myself so that I won't run away secretly."
"Do you also want to redeem yourself?" The boss's wife said sarcastically, "What do you want to redeem yourself? Are you counting on Miss Tang? They are just playing. Don't be naive. After this month, you can honestly go to the door to solicit customers.
"Hey!" Han Ruoli sighed, "Woman's opinion! Att... Didn't you expect to let guests take the initiative to come to our Fengyue Building?
"It's easy to say!" The boss's wife said, "Don't flatter here. I'm not a palace here. How can you let those people take the initiative to come?"
"Take out the characteristics!" Han Ruoli shook the folding fan in his hand. Before he could speak, the boss's wife hit him and said, "Don't dress up as a scholar in front of me. Don't I know how much you weigh?"
Han Ruoli is really aggrieved! I thought to himself: OK! You know, you know nothing. He said, "Boss, believe it or not, give me a month, and I promise to make this Fengyue Building the most famous pity hall in Luohe Town."
"Who are you fooling?" The boss's wife obviously doesn't believe it.
Han Ruoli said, "What do you think of my service to Miss Tang? This is only a small part of my many measurements. If you give me a space, I will definitely play well. If you don't believe it, you can try it and give me a day's chance.
The boss's wife had no words. How did Tang Jieyu treat Han Ruoli? She saw it and kept wondering what Han Ruoli used to 'seduce' Tang Jieyu. He said, "Let me give you a day's chance. What are you going to do?"
Han Ruoli said, "It seems that I'm going to work all night. It's guaranteed to work tomorrow!"
The boss's wife and Han Ruoli made a bet that if Han Ruoli succeeds, they don't have to stand at the door to receive guests in the future. If Han Ruoli does not succeed, they will compensate the boss's wife's "investment" ten times.
Han Ruoli for performance! After a busy night, I went back to my room to sleep when it was almost dawn. People in Luohe Town woke up in the morning and found that there were "posters" all over the street, and the content was the same. "In order to give back to new and old customers, Fengyue Building held a large-scale mysterious event today. Good gifts were sent on the spot, which was absolutely worth it! You can participate in the live lottery..."
A lot of content was written. After writing hundreds of leaflets, Han Ruoli's hands were sore. Not long after sleeping, he heard that the wind and moon building was in chaos. The first and second floors were already overcrowded, and the fat boss had to smash the door of Han Ruoli's room, "Get up quickly! The guests are all here. Why are you still sleeping?
Han Ruoli turned over and turned his buttocks to the fat boss, "What are you worried about? It's well written. It didn't start until a moment (1:15 p.m.). It's not noon yet. Let them wait.
"Ah!" The fat boss shouted strangely, "Are you still awesome? Get up quickly."
Han Ruoli sat up angrily, "Fat, let me tell you, if you want to make a lot of money, listen to me today. The boss's wife has given me privileges, so don't shout here."
"There are so many people waiting below... You... What do you want me to do!"
Seeing the fat boss's cowardice, Han Ruoli waved his hand and said, "Why don't you just introduce our restaurant to them now? Really! Why don't you take advantage of such a good sales opportunity? After lunch, start the on-site activities and take the opportunity to sell some tea.
"Yes!" The fat boss turned his eyes and walked out of the cold room.
Han Ruoli didn't get up lazily until noon. When he saw the book "Taiji Qigong Mind Method" by the bed, he picked it up and opened a page. It said 'Dang Dantian' to learn this sentence in the book, 'Dang Shen Dantian'! The result of Han Ruoli's sinking Dantian was an unprecedented fart. Once again, this book is pirated.
After washing in the room, Han Ruoli dressed himself up a cool shape and was ready to start his plan to carry forward the Wind and Moon Tower. If you save enough money, you can redeem yourself. How can you live here as a prostitute all your life? What about the man?
In a moment, Han Ruoli appeared on the stage on the first floor of the Lianren Hall in the sound of gongs and drums. These drums were used three rehearsals yesterday. In the Fengyue Building, it can be described as "complete seats". What surprised Han Ruoli was that Tang Jieyu didn't come, but Tangfei came. I'm waving to him on the second floor.
Han Ruoli returned with a polite smile and stood on the stage and shouted, "I'm very happy to gather with you on our beautiful breeze river. I took a look. Today, they are all face-looking people in Luohe Town, which made Xiaohan double my pressure. Everyone must have read the announcement in Luohe Town and told me, What are you looking forward to..."
The stage was silent, and no one spoke. Han Ruoli sighed in his heart that the people here had not learned to pursue stars!
He held the loudspeaker and asked again, "Be louder... I didn't hear..."
When did those 'female prostitutes' meet this kind of master of ceremonies? They were stunned. Han Ruoli had to round up by himself and said with a smile, "So you don't know what you want... Let me tell you... Welcome our beauty..."
The gongs and drums sounded, and Han Ruoli withdrew to one side, and a cowherd walk show with a three-point appearance began to appear on the stage... The first one to appear detonated the audience, and a bag bulged in front of a small "thong" made by Han Ruoli's special "bror". Extremely sexy.
The second one came out at the last minute, A Da, who was full of meat, beard, wearing big trousers and carrying a steel knife... Look at these old women's heart beating faster.
The third appearance was a creamy boy with makeup. He was only surrounded by a bath towel and tied to the left side of his leg, imitating the shape of the cheongsam. After the show, he stood on the stage and exposed one leg... whiter than a woman's...
The fourth appearance was a muscular man, wearing a boxer underwear and a "bulli" figure, standing aside.
A total of ten people came out, each of whom was a different style of prostitute. Man, let those 'female prostitutes' drool all over the ground.
Han Ruoli stepped on the stage and said with a smile, "All ten of our beauties have appeared. Is there any type you like?"
"I want the one carrying a steel knife..."
"I want the one with beautiful legs..."
"Wait...wait..." If Han Ruoli doesn't stop it, it is estimated that people will be robbed for a while. Today, we cowmen can't buy it if we have money.
"What about that?" An old woman asked, "Is it possible to give it away for nothing?"
"That's right! This beauty is right. Today, all the cowherd are given away for nothing. It depends on your luck. For 50 cents, you can have a strong man..."
Ah? So expensive! Fifty cents..."
"Robbery?"
"Listen to me!" Han Ruoli tried his best to maintain the chaotic scene, "This muscular handsome man, bed. The work can be first-class. Is it worth selling for 200 cents? But today, it only costs 50 cents. Is this white and tender-skinned handsome man worth selling 150 cents? Do you think it's worth it? It's still 50 cents today. It depends on your luck."
"How on earth are you going to play this?"
"It's very simple!" Han Ruoli took a box and said, "There is a number in it. 50 cents will be drawn once. Whoever draws it will be yours. Do you think it's worth it? It's definitely worth it! Who will be the first, the sooner the better! There is no such good luck in the back.
"I'll do it!" A young woman raised a sign, and Han Ruoli asked the second child to carry the box to the second floor. The young grandmother grabbed three notes from it. Huh? Why is the first one a duck egg?
Han Ruoli said, "That's not being hit. Hurry up and open the other two."
The young lady looked unhappy. When she opened the second one, it said "3" when she opened the third one. Han Ruoli shouted loudly, "Congratulations, young lady. Today, our No. 3 beauty is yours. He will spend a good day with you.
The young lady spent 450 yuan to get the cream Xiaosheng. Han Ruoli added, "Does this young lady still need to draw a lottery for a period of time?"
"What do you mean?" The young lady asked, "Or a lucky draw?"
Han Ruoli explained, "This time is a period of time, ranging from one to ten days. 500 cents at a time, if you draw ten days, won't you make a lot of money?
The young grandma is not short of money anyway. It's all for fun. She smoked five pictures in one go, adding up to almost a month. The fat boss laughed so much that his teeth were about to fall out. In this way, the little cowherd was equivalent to buying a card for a month, which was three times the price sold. And the young grandmother still looks proud...
The first cowboy was sold, and someone immediately asked for a lucky draw. The second... The third... In less than an hour, there was only Ada, a five-three-year-old strong man left on the stage. This is the highlight. Han Ruoli told Ada that there was no his number in the lottery box. In the end, the more crazy these people robbed. Crazy, until the notes in the lottery box were almost gone. Han Ruoli doesn't think this is good! To help, she hurriedly discussed with the boss's wife. The boss's wife secretly stuffed Ada's number in, was taken away by a fat woman, and shouted happily. My...my...haha... Hurry up and let me draw a time limit, I'm going to draw fifty..."
A Da looked at Han Ruoli angrily, and Han Ruoli secretly said to A Da, "Stupid! This kind of old woman is rich. It's better than being a thre. She will buy you a first-class room. If you have nothing to do, you can drink tea with her and eat spicy food in the Fengyue Building. How can you not live? Look at me..."
Ada is a handyman in the Fengyue Building. When did he live in a first-class room? I couldn't help laughing by Han Ruoli**.
The old woman took half a year. At the end of the afternoon activity, the fat boss's mouth could not be closed. This day's income is equivalent to his monthly income of Fengyue Building, and the reputation of Fengyue Building is outside. I'm afraid that the threshold will be broken in the future.
After the activity of Fengyue Building, many 'female prostitutes' left with satisfaction. The women who did not draw the cowherd showed indignation one by one and planned to continue to come tomorrow.
Tangfei walked to Han Ruoli and said with a smile, "Today, I wanted to show Mr. Han a word, but I didn't expect to see Mr. Han's other demeanor, which was really admirable by the little woman."
Han Ruoli smiled and said, "This is nothing. Why didn't you see Jieyu today?"
Tangfei said, "Last night, the Tang Mansion was stolen and the city was full of storms. I guess we should deal with family affairs at home."
Han Ruoli remembered the box carried by the four people yesterday and the waist card of Tangfu. He felt that there might be some connection and casually asked, "What did you lose?"
Tangfei was not very clear. He said in an uncertain tone, "It is said that it is important. I also want to go and see if Mr. Han can accompany him?"
"Good!" Han Ruoli said, "Wait, I'll be right there."