Female thief travel: steal a beautiful man as a husband

Chapter 2 I really traveled through!

Yue Lao changed his body, pressed the cloud head, and turned into a handsome urban white-collar worker. He appeared in front of Qiao Qiao, holding a storage bag in his hand and threw it to Qiao: "This is a unique storage bag in the divine world. Now I will lend it to you for the time being. But I warn you that once this thing is discovered by outsiders, the mana will disappear immediately! And it can only be used ten times, and it will automatically disappear after ten times." Wow ha ha ha, there is such a good baby!" Qiao Qiao happily took it over and threw all her things in.

Lao Yue slanted at the proud Qiao Qiao: "Say, what kind of ability do you want?"

Qiao Qiao replied: "I have been a female thief for many years, but in fact, what I yearn for most is the most simple farming life. Why don't you teach me how to farm?"

A trace of surprise flashed in Yue Lao's eyes! OK, this little girl is quite smart! In feudal society, land is the greatest wealth! This little girl can actually think of this floor. It's not simple.

Yue Lao took out a pamphlet from his arms and threw it to Qiao Qiao: "It contains everything you want to know. Are you ready? Ready, we're about to start crossing!"

"Wait, wait--remember, my third condition, beautiful man, I want a beautiful man!" Qiao Qiao opened his teeth and claws and shouted, "If there is no beautiful man, I will definitely draw a circle to curse you!"

Yue Lao's face turned pale for a while, gritted his teeth, and suddenly flew up and kicked Qiao Qiao, who was on the side: "Why don't you get out of ancient times and travel!"

Ah————————A tragic woman exclaimed, our smart, beautiful, kind, cute and beautiful female thief Qiao Qiao, so heroic at the feet of Yue Lao!

It really hurts to say that Qiaoqiao was kicked by Yue Lao! However, it didn't take long for the pain to completely fall into a coma.

When Qiaoqiao woke up, he suddenly found that there was a pair of big shining eyes on top of his head and looked at her doubtfully.

I squeezed my eyes hard and suddenly found that the eyes above my head were so attractive. Ah, no, it should be said that the face where the eyes are located is, so seductive!

"Hey! You always look at me like this. You don't like me, do you?" Qiao Qiao finally couldn't help opening her mouth, because the other party was really rude to stare at her all the time! It's really the kind of eye-catching look, blinking!

Pun————Jiao Qiao heard a sound of spitting blood and said to himself, didn't I say anything wrong? Why are you so excited? Is the body I crossed over really charming, sinking fish and falling geese, closing the moon and shy flowers?

Then, Qiao Qiao suddenly felt that his body was light, and then he felt down-to-earth!

Huh? The angle just now is so strange! Qiao Qiao looked back and almost jumped off the moon on the spot! She just fell from a big tree! Moreover, there is also a white silk on the tree branch that is clearly dedicated to hanging! This dead old man actually arranged to travel to a hanging ghost! Doesn't he know that he looks ugly when people hang themselves?

"This girl is so good, why do you want to die?" A figure fell and appeared quietly behind Qiao Qiao. Qiao Qiao turned clumsily--wait, why did he turn clumsily?

Jiao Qiao has no time to study why she turned clumsily, and her eyes were completely attracted by the man behind her in an instant! Good boy, that old Yue didn't lie. Sure enough, there is a beautiful man here, and he is still a beautiful man! The man in front of him is white and tender, tall, well-proportioned, beautiful, male and female!

The man looked at Qiao Qiao's amazing face and even drooling, and immediately frowned in disgust.

Joe looked at it, and his eyes were brilliant! Good boy, even frowning is so seductive to commit crimes!

"I said, this girl, if everything is okay, I will say goodbye first." After saying this, the man turned around and was about to leave. Qiao Qiao's eyes were quick and grabbed the man's sleeve. Qiao Qiao's disgust in the man's eyes instantly fell into his eyes and finally said a normal sentence: "You saved me?"

"I just passed by here and found that the young lady was going to hang herself. I couldn't bear it, so I saved the young lady. But if Miss insists on committing suicide, she won't stop her!" The man frowned and cleverly avoided Qiao Qiao's grip.

"Anyway, you are my lifesaver, so--" Qiao Qiao raised his eyebrows and said, "I'd better invite you to sit down. My parents will thank you."

"No need. I don't want to repay you. Miss, goodbye!" The man turned around impatiently and was about to leave. Qiao Qiao didn't stop him. He just said coldly, "If I didn't guess wrong, the prince is wandering now, right? Although the wandering life is free, it is inevitable to eat and sleep in the open style, and a hot meal is a luxury. I don't mean anything else. I just want to thank the prince. If the prince insists on being so high, then I have nothing to say.

Just as the man was about to refute, a grunt suddenly came from his stomach, and the man's embarrassed face and Qiao Qiao's secretly smiling expression instantly stopped.

At this time, two fat ball-like maids rushed over breathlessly and saw Qiao Qiao bumping up, and cried away with a runny nose and tears: "Miss, you can't think of it! What should we do if you die?

Yo-yo, the necessary dragon character for time-travel novels has finally appeared!

"You two are————" Qiao Qiao looked at them puzzledly and then pretended to have a headache: "Ah, no, I just committed suicide and didn't die, but I lost my memory!"

"Ah!————Miss is going to commit suicide and actually lost her memory! Oh my God! Go and tell your wife!" The two maids suddenly screamed loudly, and the exciting Qiaoqiao and the man covered their ears with their hands at the same time!

"Miss, I'm a little fat." One of the maids screamed with tears in her eyes and pointed to another maid and said, "She is a little fat, miss, how can you forget the two of us? We grew up with the young lady, and we vowed to follow her to the death!"

Joe fell down in a cold sweat with the man!

Little fat? ............Little fat? ............

Joe feels that his swallowing ability is about to have a problem. Who named this? Ah? Such a superb and alternative name is really appropriate!

The two maids in front of us are definitely heavyweights! What is a Japanese sumo wrestler? They are simply the ancestors of sumo wrestlers!

Suddenly, Qiao Qiao's face was instantly fixed!

In the little fat eyes, Qiao Qiao suddenly saw his face and his figure!

"Ah————————————" Qiao Qiao shouted sadly: "Damn Yue Lao, I'm going to draw a circle to curse you!————————"

Yue Lao in the heavenly court couldn't help sneezing, and then smiled proudly. Xiaoyang, fight with me, you are still a little tender! Don't you want a beautiful man? I'll give you a bucket figure and a numb face. Let me see how you can pick up a beautiful man! Er, although the bet is going on, it's interesting!

Joe grabbed the little fat shoulder crazily and shook it desperately: "Is there a mirror? Is there a mirror?!"

Little fat looked at his young lady puzzledly and shouted evilly: "Miss, don't you have a mirror on yourself!"

One word wakes up the dreamer!

Joe reached out and took out all the belongings of his whole body, took out a bronze mirror from a pair of homes, and came up to have a look! Then his eyes turned over and he completely fainted!

Dead Yue Lao, stinky Yue Lao, what kind of body are you preparing for me! No wonder that beautiful man looks at himself like a monster! Damn, it's actually a fat girl with a super sumo wrestler!

Ah, ah, I don't want to live! In 2108 AD, even if I am not charming, at least I am a small jasper, right? Why, why do other people become beautiful when they travel through time? I have become a pig-headed girl?!

Little Fatty shouted: "Ah, it's not good, it's not good, Miss fainted again!" Huh? Sister over there, could you please help us take the young lady home?

The man almost had a mouthful of blood! Those two fat maids have long eyes and soles of their feet? How dare you call yourself sister!

But forget it, I was going to save the fat lady, but now that she fainted, let's just save it to the end

The man resisted Qiao Qiao sullenly, followed the two meat balls, and slowly strode towards the other party's home. A wry smile rose from the corners of the man's mouth. The weight of this woman is really not light!

When she got home, the old lady heard that her baby daughter had hanged herself and lost her memory. By the way, she fell into a coma and burst into tears. However, there was finally a person who knew the overall situation and invited the man to sit down and have tea to rest.

Qiaoqiao's father who crossed over asked the man, "Do you dare to ask the name of the strong man? I'm Xiangwen, the owner here. Well, it's not bad. I finally didn't call Miss Cheng!

The man replied in a low voice, "I'm Jin Haoxuan."

Qiao's father raised his hand and said, "Jin Zhuangshi, I have been looking forward to you for a long time. Thank you for saving the little girl."

Jin Haoxuan nodded gently and was about to get up to say goodbye when suddenly the wound on his back hurt. Damn it! Did the wound crack again when you saved someone just now?

Xiang Wen took a look at the scene of Jin Haoxuan's collapse and suddenly understood a little. He ordered his servants to take ten taels of silver and prepare to thank Jin Haoxuan.

Who knew that Jin Haoxuan said with a shy face, "I'm sorry to bother you for a few days?" Recently, I have been tired of walking and want to find a suitable place to rest, but there is no inn nearby to stay————————"

Xiang Wen said with a smile, "It doesn't matter. The country people are vulgar. As long as the strong men don't mind, they can live as long as they want."

Jin Haoxuan had no choice but to thank him. The injury on his back really can't continue on his way. Otherwise, in case he meets him again--Jin Haoxuan has to brazenly ask for a temporary stay and wait until he recovers from his injury before making plans!

At this time, Qiao Qiao finally woke up leisurely. As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw a middle-aged woman with a super tonnage lying on her body and crying: "My daughter! You can't be imbeasurable! If the descendants of the Zhang family don't want to, they don't want to! Xiang's family is a local big landlord. Are you afraid that we can't find a handsome descendant? Don't worry, I won't find a handsome descendant for you. It's thundering!"

Huh? What does this mean? Together with the original Miss Xiang's family, she fell in love with a man surnamed Zhang nearby. She didn't want to, so she committed suicide with shame and anger? Well, that's right. No one will agree to look at this look, right?

"Wake up, Miss finally woke up!" Xiaofei's eyes were sharp. At a glance, he saw Qiao Qiao open his eyes and immediately screamed excitedly.

When Mrs. Xiang heard about it, she quickly stood up from Qiaoqiao and looked at Qiaoqiao in surprise and said, "Dir, you are awake. If you don't wake up, what can you let me do!"

The corners of Qiao Qiao's mouth twitched: "Aunique——————"

"What do you call me? How can you call me aunt? I'm your mother!" The middle-aged woman cried again, and the little fat man on one side quickly said, "Madam, madam, did you commit suicide and lose her memory!"

"Yes, yes, I lost my memory, I lost my memory. Come on, daughter, tell me what do you remember? Remember me?" The middle-aged woman quickly sat by the bed and looked carefully at Qiao Qiao. Qiao blinked her eyes and said to himself, didn't you just say it was my mother? Can I say I don't know you?