Chapter 246 True and False to Zixi 4

Xiang Zixi pretended to help Xin Zeyang dressed as a gorgeous bride and walked out of the inn.

As soon as I left the door of the inn, I suddenly found the big red sedan chair parked at the door of the inn and a group of drummers playing music vigorously.

A thin man, wearing a big red wedding dress with a smile and a big red flower on his chest stood at the door to greet him.

"Xiaosheng saluted his mother-in-law!" The young man saluted the innkeeper and his wife, smiled at Zixi and said, "The groom, you're welcome. Today, the bride's parents are somewhat sad because of their daughter! So if it's good, the person who sends the marriage will be replaced by 1"

"Who are you?" The young man squinted at Zixi: "What right do you have to see your relatives off?"

"Ah, groom, you don't know anything about this, do you? I am the brother of your parents-in-law's third aunt's cousin's niece's neighbor's cousin's master. Our relationship is amazingly close! I am the most suitable person to see a guest, and no one else is qualified!" Xiang Zixi deliberately straightened his stomach and looked proud.

Xin Zeyang with a red head is depressed. Is that man blind? You must be blind! You must be blind! Can't you see that Xiang Zixi is a woman dressed as a man? He is an idiot, right? Must be an idiot? Must be an idiot, right? How can this be circled in?

"Ah! Is that right? So that's it!" The young man was really stunned and said, "Then should I call you?"

"Cuncle!" Xiang Zixi said with a smile, "Just call me cousin!"

"Ah, it turned out to be my cousin! Please--" The groom has completely become an idiot this time, and he is really called his cousin!

Just as the groom was about to help Xin Zeyang get on the sedan chair, he suddenly shouted to Zixi: "Hang!————"

"What's wrong? Cousin?" The groom looked at Xiang Zixi doubtfully and didn't know what this cousin who fell from the sky was going to do!

"Ah, how can you be so ignorant?" Xiang Zixi said aggressively, "Our man has rules when we welcome the marriage. If we don't follow the rules, it will definitely bring bad luck to the man in the future!" You should know that if the wife is not virtuous enough, the man must suffer a great loss in the future!"

"Ah, yes, cousin, but what about that?" The idiot groom looked at Zixi in a blank way.

He blinked his eyes at Zixi and said mysteriously, "I said, the groom, we all have an unwritten rule called suppressing happiness. I just want to hold Xiqi and stay at my husband's house forever! Well, I think the groom is also a young and prosperous young and handsome young man who learns to be rich and sweaty!"

Listening to the completely endless praise, the groom suddenly floated and kept nodding.

"Well, you take out a hundred taels of silver--" Before Xiang Zixi finished speaking, the groom's eyes were about to lose his temper, but he hadn't lost his temper yet. Xiang Zixi grabbed his neck fiercely and pressed it down hard, and continued to say in his ear, "What's the hurry! I haven't finished yet! The groom gave 100 taels of silver and gave it to the woman's parents, and then the woman's parents gave another 20 taels of silver as a lottery, plus the 100 taels of silver you gave back to the man! This is called double happiness!"

Spitting at Zixi and talking nonsense, the groom's eyes suddenly lit up!

Is there such a good thing? If you don't want to be beautiful, don't you need 20 taels of silver? This cousin is great! Good man! Good man!

The groom can't wait to hug Xiang Zixi and kiss him! Mother! Where did this cousin come from? He is so popular with his wife!

Immediately, the groom took out a hundred taels of silver from his arms and gave it to Xiang Zixi's hand. He said to Zixi with a smile, "Ok, the groom is here for a moment. I'll talk to the bride's parents. But I have to remind you that this money should be kept by me, the delivery guest, and I can't give it to you until I arrive at your house!"

"What did my cousin say? What's wrong with my cousin? Uncle, don't be polite to money!" The groom said to Qian with a smile.

Xin Zeyang heard a word next to him and couldn't help laughing.

The groom jumped in front of Xin Zeyang's eyes, gently lifted the red cover, and saw the flower-like smile at a glance, especially when he heard the other party's laughter, and suddenly felt that the bones all over his body were crisp!

"Hey hey! What is this for? Groom, you can peek if you don't worship, which is not in line with the rules! No, no, you have to add another hundred taels if you break the rules! Really, I finally helped you suppress the price. Do you think you are anxious again?" Xiang Zixi has a righteous and awe-inspiring expression and a sad expression: "You, you, this is a rule, which cannot be broken! Otherwise, it will be unlucky to the groom! In the future, I will cut off my children and grandchildren!"

The groom instinctively covered his second brother and forced a smile: "Yes, yes, fortunately, my cousin mentioned it."

Although he was reluctant, the groom took out another hundred taels of silver and handed it over to Xiang Zixi. Xiang Zixi weighed the 200 taels of silver and didn't talk nonsense. He put it directly into his pocket and said, "Okay, it's time. Let's get off!"

Xin Zeyang walked towards the sedan chair with the help of the matchmaker, and the groom suddenly shouted, "Madam, why are your hands so rough? The palm is still so big, and there are so many cocoons!"

He coughed to Zixi a few times and said, "Ah, ah, the groom, you don't know anything! This bride has always been filial and rushes to do all kinds of work at home. Naturally, there is a heret on her hand! As for the big palm, this is a blessing! As the saying goes, grab the grass with small hands and treasures with big hands!"

"But uncle, how did I hear that the small hand grabs the treasure and the big hand grabs the grass?" The groom asked doubtfully.

"Is it your uncle or am I?" Xiang Zixi stared at the bead: "Are you still married or not? If you don't marry, leave!"

"Don't!" Hurry up and apologize to Qian Kai: "Don't be surprised, cousin! When I get home, I will definitely let my sister receive my cousin in person!"

Xiang Zixi faked a smile and said to himself, if you really receive your so-called sister, we will completely help!

After tossing around for a long time, I finally got on the sedan chair smoothly. When passing an intersection in front of him, Xiang Zixi suddenly stopped his god son and said seriously, "Marrying a bride, crossing the mountain and crossing the bridge is all about making money!" Otherwise, those wandering ghosts will definitely pester the bride and make you restless for the rest of your life!"

"Ah? So what should I do? The groom has completely become an idiot.

"Oh, my niece! You are really lucky! Fortunately, I once learned a half-style method of catching ghosts and demons from Maoshan Laodao! That's all. For the sake of being relatives, I'll do it for you!" Xiang Zixi frowned deeply and said, "It is a century-old water demon guarding this intersection. He has always liked beauty. In this way, when I come forward to make peace with him, and spend some money to solve the disaster!" Keep you free for the rest of your life!"

Immediately, he took a few steps forward and muttered to himself at the intersection for half a day. After coming back, he came back and said solemnly, "The water demon said that if you want to cross this intersection, it will cost at least 66 or six dollars! Alas, today is really a bad year! Water demons are in charge and harm people's livelihood, but they are all females, especially targeting males. The water demon said that as long as you suck a man's blood, you can match it for ten years of practice! Tut-tut-"

The groom's face completely changed. He took out the silver from his arms and stuffed it into Xiang Zixi's hand. He was afraid that Xiang Zixi would not accept it. His eyes were firm and he said incumbently, "Uncle, it's lucky that you came today! Therefore, please don't refuse, please calm down the anger of this water demon!"

"No problem! Who am I! I'm your cousin!" Xiang Zixi took the silver with a smile, and came forward like this. After thinking like this, he held the silver in his hands and pretended to pay tribute. The palm of his hand gently turned over, and the silver in his hand disappeared in an instant!

Everyone took a breath of cold air in surprise! So there really is a water demon! My cousin is indeed a god!

Xiang Zixi, standing in front of everyone, almost laughed in her heart and said, a group of idiots! No wonder Shen Zhuangmeng would choose this man as a cover. Such an idiot man doesn't cheat for nothing, and it's easy to cheat!

Master, I just used a blindfolding technique and hiding the silver in my chest with magic, and actually deceived you idiots?

In this way, there are only three miles away, and everyone walked all morning before reaching the destination. Looking at the groom, his face is like a bitter gourd, and all the money on his body have been looted, such as necklaces and rings, etc., all of them have been searched clean with various excuses to Zixi!

Taking an opportunity, Xin Zeyang seized Xiang Zixi and asked her, "What on earth do you use to say that idiot? Can you see through your tricks at a glance?

Xiang Zixi lowered his voice and said, "What do you know! This is called the authorities' fans and bystanders! Hey hey! In fact, it's not difficult for him to believe me! Think about it, a man misses flowers all day long. If he exercises every day, his physical energy must be consumed a lot, and he will naturally feel that it is not as good as day! When I clicked on him a little bit, he naturally thought that he did not salute according to the rules when he got married before, but he provoked the resentment of ghosts and clung to him!"

Xin Zeyang rolled his eyes fiercely and silently stretched out his thumb.

"You are cruel!" Xin Zeyang nodded silently. I guess all the women in the world can't think of such a damaging move, but only she can think of it and do it!

Alas, I really don't know who will be so unlucky to marry this woman with bad water in the future! I sincerely sympathize with that guy!