Chapter 245 Egg Fighting 1
Breaking the clouds encountered four chaotic eggs in the village.
The elegant demeanor of the four eggs is still the same, still stupid and unreasonable. My favorite is to grab people's limbs and tear them to pieces.
Four eggs shouted at the same time, and pulled the shop's second child violently in four directions.
"Ouch!"
Four eggs exclaimed at the same time and retreated at the same time.
A figure suddenly waved his hand, and a huge force rolled the shop's second child and slowly fell to the ground.
"What kind of person!"
The four eggs' wrists are in the same position, and a lump the size of a copper coin appears at the same time.
The person suddenly smiled and said, "The four Shuiyinmen said goodbye, and their demeanor is still the same. Congratulations." He is bleak, his eyes are like a river, and it is just a broken cloud.
Poyun knew that it was not good when he saw the four eggs grabbing the shopkeeper. These four guys often grabbed life and tore it up. I'm afraid it's not good for the shopkeeper to be caught.
Sure enough, four guys are going to tear it up.
Breaking the clouds had been prepared for a long time. He shook his hand with four pieces of silver and hit the four eggs directly, and took over the shopkeeper who had already fainted.
Four eggs couldn't help but feel guilty when they saw that the people came to break the clouds. When Shuiyinmen saw the domineering swordsmanship of breaking clouds. The four people think that they are not opponents of breaking clouds, but the four people are used to domineering and can't stand what they say.
Chundan said angrily, "What are you doing!"
"Dare to plot my brother!" Xia Dan said angrily, "Shameless!"
"It's ruined my brother Yaxing!" Qiu Dan shouted, "Are you in a hurry to die!"
"Although you are a little worse than us." Dongdan stared and said, "My brother won't be afraid of you!"
Breaking the clouds smiled secretly. I'm worse than you. Are you still afraid of me? He smiled and said, "Is this wrong?" He deliberately regretted, "I have been yearning for the four in my heart, and I don't want to meet them by chance today. Of course, if you see the four, you will have a big drink to celebrate, but if the four want to tear this person apart, won't they sweep away the elegance of eating wine? He sighed softly, "It seems that the four are heavenly beings who go down to earth and are too high in status to drink two cups of this mortal wine with me." With that, he smiled and glanced at the four people.
The four people were filled with this ecstasy soup by breaking the clouds, and their whole body was almost flying, and they immediately forgot that they had just failed.
Chundan laughed and said, "Actually, our brothers also eat grains. It's just a piece higher than you."
"Yes, we also poop and pee." Qiu Dan laughed and said, "But it's just that we poop and pee."
Poyun couldn't help frowning secretly when he saw the four people's vulgar mouths and cut off, "Well... I don't know how many people will be invited to have a few drinks. Can you please?"
The four eggs were full of wine worms. Hearing Poyun's words, they immediately smiled and agreed with joy.
Poyun stretched out his hand and gently twisted it on the middle hole of the shopkeeper. The shopkeeper slowly opened his eyes and muttered, "It turns out that the Hall of the King of God is like this..."
Poyun was funny. He took out an ingot of silver and stuffed it into the small second-hand store and said with a smile, "Go and change your clothes and bring up the wine. Otherwise, if the four guys go crazy again, you will really go to the Temple of the King of Hry.
Xiaoer was shocked when he heard the words and looked around him. He suddenly felt that his legs were cool, and his trousers were even more dirty and smelly. He couldn't help blushing. He thanked Po Yun repeatedly and ran away.
Four eggs wanted to drink and didn't pay attention to Poyun's behavior at all, but shouted at Poyun to sit down quickly.
Poyun sat down with a smile and said, "Congratulations on meeting four people this time. You must get drunk today!"
Chundan was overjoyed and said, "It's less drunk, at least twice."
"Best ten times!" Qiu Dan shouted, "It's better to get drunk completely!"
"At least drunk!" Xia Dan laughed.
"At least... Baijia drunk!" Dongdan suffoed for half a while and finally remembered more than a hundred numbers.
The second child of the store suffered from the black hands of four eggs, and his hands and feet became sharp. As he spoke, wine and vegetables had been placed on the table, and the good bamboo leaves on the five altars were placed.
Four eggs picked up the wine jar and poured it into their mouths. They saw that they were confused and sighed that these people drank amazingly.
Poyun didn't like to drink, so he only poured a bowl to taste slowly and looked at four drunken guys who had not seen it for thousands of years.
The four egg wine jar never left his mouth. Almost at the same time, he put down the wine jar in his hand and wiped his mouth. Looking at the almost unmoved wine jar next to the broken cloud, his mouth was flowing.
I was confused when I saw it. There was no such way to drink. A chopsticks of wine and vegetables did not move, but a jar of wine was drunk.
The clouds were secretly shocked, smiled, reached out to gently hold the wine jar, and asked, "I don't know that one of the four is the eldest brother and the boss?"
The four eggs were stunned and immediately rushed to say, "I!" It's me!" Obviously it's me!" That's me!"
Poyun waved his hand to stop the quarrel of the four people and smiled, "There is only one jar left in this wine. Of course, it will be given to the most powerful boss, but seeing that several people can't tell the heights, I can only drink it slowly."
Chundan said angrily, "Why do you drink it! You mean you're better than our brothers!"
He broke the cloud and smiled, but this time he heard what he meant. His face was straight and he said solemnly, "That's good! In my opinion, I'm a little better than you!"
"Bulls!"
Xia Dan scolded, "You boy is crazy! Dare to speak so loud!"
"That's it! Dare to say it's better than us!" Qiu Dan said angrily.
Dongdan stared angrily, "You are a little worse than us. How can you be better than us!"
The broken cloud looked unchanged and said with a faint smile, "I'm just telling the truth. Why do you have to ask knowingly?"
The four eggs were so angry that they showed their arms and rolled up their sleeves to teach them a lesson.
The clouds broke the clouds and smiled, "The four are not as good as this. Let's have a try. It can't be wrong to win over who is better.
Four eggs immediately nodded and agreed.
Spring eggs shouted, "Comparer! How can my brother lose to you!"
"That's right!" Xia Dan shouted, "My brother's most afraid is the test!"
The cloud broke with a faint smile and said, "So what if you win, what if I win?"
Chundan shouted, "We won, we are your boss!"
Qiu Dan said, "We let you pretend to be a turtle, and you have to obey your orders!"
"If you win, you will be our boss!" Chundan laughed and said, "We will listen to you later." However, you can't win us."
As the broken cloud's eyes lit up, he waited for this sentence and said lightly, "Okay! So what are we better than?"
"Guess!"
The spring egg shouted.
"Yes! It's better than guessing!" Xia Dan became happy and shouted.
"Yes!" Qiu Dan said excitedly, "I like guessing!"
Dongdan said, "Good guessing, guessing!"
The clouds can't laugh or cry when they hear the words. Such a thing is actually decided by guessing. This... This is too...
I admire the four eggs in the bottom of my heart, and I admire that there can be such a stupid person in the world. But guessing is impossible. He smiled and said, "Guessing is good, but..." with a regretful face, "Guessing is a decision between two people. How can we compare the five of us?
Four eggs were stunned and just thought about rock paper scissors. Unexpectedly, they couldn't help but be a little confused about this.
"Then...let's come one by one!" Chundan suddenly felt that he had thought of a good way and said excitedly.
Breaking the cloud shook his head and said, "Then how can we win or lose? Is it unfair for me to win if I win all of you, but you only need to win me, even if you win?
Chundan frowned and touched his head and said impatiently, "This doesn't work, and that doesn't work either. How can that be better than guessing!"
The other three eggs also began to make a fuss and became impatient.
Breaking the clouds and smiling bitterly, does it have to be better than guessing? Smiling, "I don't know what the four most powerful martial arts are?"
"Of course, grab the 'kachi' and tear it up!" Qiu Dan's eyes were shining and said, "Do you want to compare this with us?"
"Wait! Wait!" Chundan suddenly frowned and shouted, "You can't compare with us with that sword. You can't use that sword than anything else. With that, he stared at the soul of the waist of the broken clouds.
The other three eggs also suddenly woke up. If we use the most powerful moves, won't he also use the most powerful moves? His earth-shaking sword is not easy to resist. Sure enough, he can't use that sword.
The clouds can't help laughing. These people are not completely stupid, and they also know that they don't let themselves use sharp weapons to seize the soul. But they are also ashamed to say such words. Compared with people, there are still such requirements. Except for the four of them, I'm afraid no one can do it.
Poyun smiled and said, "Don't worry, I will only beat you with your most powerful moves, and I won't use other moves."
The four eggs will be skeptical and beat us with our most powerful moves? Our most powerful move is to tear up living people. How can you tear four people by yourself?
Dongdan couldn't help shouting, "You brag! Do you beat us with our ability to tear people apart?
Breaking the cloud smiled faintly, "Exactly."
Four eggs screamed strangely, rushed to the side, banged, kicked the other tables aside, vacave an empty field, and shouted to let the clouds come over quickly.
The shopkeeper and the store's second child was distressed. Seeing that the momentum was not good, the cat hurried into the counter and dared not come out.
The shopkeeper's nose and tears secretly scolded him for going out today to knock on the threshold, drinking water to plug his teeth, and coming home unlucky. He met these plague gods.
Poyun frowned slightly, walked to the four eggs, and said lightly, "You like to tear people most, so... just tear me up and see if you can tear it."
Four eggs rushed over with an angry shout and were about to grab the broken cloud's limbs.
Poyun suddenly waved his hand to stop the four eggs and shouted, "As long as you lift me up, you will start the test. You can't go back on your word!" He said that he was completely relaxed and said as if nothing had happened, "Come on."
Four eggs couldn't help but be furious when they saw that Poyun despised themselves so much. They shouted angrily and grabbed Poyun's limbs and raised them above their heads.
The shopkeeper and the shopkeeper peeked at it. When he saw the four eggs raised above his head, he was about to tear them into pieces. He couldn't help but turn pale and tremble all over. He closed his eyes and couldn't bear to see that the clouds were torn into flesh and blood.
Chundan shouted, "You can see how powerful my brother is!"
"Tear people!" Xia Dan laughed and said, "I like it!"
"You are dead!" Qiu Dan said proudly.
The winter egg said weakly, "There will be a lot of blood again..."
The cloud broke and said with a faint smile, "Some of you haven't done anything yet. Are you afraid?
Afraid that the sound of the words would be long, which made Sidan furious and pulled around with his hands.
Suddenly!
There was a scream.
" Stop it!"
A figure rushed into the restaurant like lightning!