Chapter 3 Messy mandarin duck
Seeing some others nodding and saying yes, the second lady boldly ordered, "Phantom Guard, listen to the order, why don't you catch this zombie soul and burn it alive!"
A team of guards dressed in black shorts and bodyguards looked left and right after hearing the order and did not take action. They were the phantom guards and only obeyed Lv Xiang's orders.
"Why don't you do it? This is the master's life!" The second lady's eyes were cold, her eyes were burning with anger, and the fox shouted with a fake tiger.
With a shout, the guards were ready to come up. Xia Tongxi looked at the six roads, listened to all directions, straightened up, rubbed his fists and was eager to try. I saw a total of 12 people, all of whom were tall and bear-backed. The pace under his feet is clean and neat, and at a glance, he knows that he has been practicing martial arts for many years. She thought that it would be easy to deal with five bodyguards with her bare hands, but what should the rest of the people do? If they are really caught and burned as ghosts, they will be finished!
The evening breeze in midsummer stroked slightly, and the silver light flashed on the acacia tree in the small yard, and a figure shook faintly. Is there still an ambush on the tree? It seems that you can't fight hard and can only get wisdom. The most urgent thing is to convince everyone that she is the original owner of this body. If they insist on it, they will only catch fire and show their fists and feet, they will be even more suspicious of their identity.
"What are you going to do? If you come back again, I will be rude?" He blurted out.
Hearing this, the phantom guards' faces were like fire, their big eyes were small, and they were ashamed. I really don't know whether to do it or not.
"You female ghost, dare to attach to my Qingzhu, and you can't be captured quickly!" The second lady is urgent and aggressive, with a compassionate and glorious mother image.
Xia Tongxi felt a chill. Do you want to be so fake? It's too pretentious! At present, he has the old problem of cheap mouth.
"Are you a female ghost or an old female ghost? I'm the one. If I'm not dead, you burned me. What's your heart? Aren't you afraid of thunder?" She was unwilling to show weakness and sneer. Maybe she was harmed by this woman.
The second lady only said that Lv Qingzhu was crazy about this great change, so she sneered, "You are not a female ghost, you are... Then who are you?"
It's broken, so I forgot this. What's the name of the original owner of this body? It seems that I just heard them mention it. The brain runs fast and runs a certain part of the data with the win7 system. Yes, my name is Qingzhu.
"Oh? It's quite smart!" The second lady smiled and then said, "Then tell me again, who do you know here? What does it have to do with everyone?"
The corners of the mouth** are not limited, and the expression is stiff. What can I do? Xia Tongxi, Xia Tongxi, are you doomed to be buried in the sea of fire today?
Inadvertently caught a glimpse of his coat, it was the newcomer's happy clothes, and his mind turned around in an instant.
Half a dream and half woke up, it seemed that a handsome man in a red costume had come. Is today my wedding? But which one is my husband? The vision is comparable to X-ray reciprocating shooting. There is only a young and handsome pot in front of him, and there are many beautiful girls next to him. It may be his concubine. Yes, the prince of a rich family wrote like this. The concubine was not favored, and the mistress climbed up the room. Love to death, that's him. There is only one idea in my mind. I must show the most graceful side. I must be charming. I must save my husband's heart. Losers can't lose their momentum. How about you? Everything is necessary! Little goblin, although it looks good, why do I just look bad? I have to show you some color and let you see how our women will protect marriage thousands of years later. All women and sisters should work hard to defend the monogamy!
"Husband...ah, no... husband!" Twisting his waist like a water snake, he ran over like a girl, squeezed the beautiful girl aside, climbed up the young man's body with his hands and feet, wrapped his hands around the man's neck, stuck his legs on the man's two spans, and obediently snuggled in his arms, hanging in the air like an eight-claw fish.
Oh, why is this action so familiar? Oh, by the way, it is often found in a certain country's love action movies! Just die, sister, I fought with you today.
"Your husband, husband, Lang Jun, husband... Oh, anyway, it's all the same meaning," his charming eyes are like silk, he is delicate, and he pouted a small mouth pitifully. I feel sorry for anyone to see it. " You can't not want me because of this woman. Get rid of her quickly. The wife won't go to court, you know?" His pupils narrowed slightly and raised his jaw, looking provocative.
The girl has been shocked at this moment. Her chin almost fell on her shoulder, and her tongue could not be moved.
Seeing that she did not have any reaction and was still indifferent, Xia Tongxi was angry and said angrily, "I said, are you a shameless woman? I'm his wife. You are still so righteous as a mistress. Why don't you leave? Are you going to see our young couple?" Mygod! Who the hell is this shameless! Open your mouth, shut up and have sex, and look proud!
Everyone immediately felt a group of crows quacking and flying over their heads.
"Qingzhu, don't mess around," he turned his head and looked at the handsome pot and said coldly with a handsome face, "I'm not your beloved. Why don't you come down quickly!"
Xia Tongxi's vigorous skills are like a monkey, jumping down from the man and staring there.
"Dad, Qingzhu must have been a little stimulated and suffer from the disease of heart loss. Even if she is healthy, she will die. She is usually a spoiled daughter, dignified, generous, gentle and elegant. Only after being humiliated can she fall into such a desolate situation today. How can she not make people sad and heartbroken? !" The young man's face was full of sadness.
What is this? Can't you speak well? Is it necessary to add so many idioms to a sentence? It seems that you still have knowledge, don't you? I despise you and seriously despise you!
"Do you dare to ask, this brother's surname is Tai?" Can't let you ancients look down on you? Haven't read A Dream of Red Mansions, the Legend of Zhen Huan, novels, or TV?
"I'm not your brother," the young man sank his face. "I'm your own brother, Lv Jinyu," pouted the motionless woman with his mouth. "She's your sister, Lv Miaozhu."
How do you say this! After eating half a jar of vinegar, it turned out to be a real relative of my family. Oh,myladygaga! Come and save me! Reward me with a mouse hole and go home for retirement!
"Who is my husband?" Although this was not loud, everyone heard it very sincerely.
"Yes! Who on earth is your father-in-law?" The second lady looked at her coldly and smiled, "If you can find your husband in this crowd today, we will admit that you are Lv Qingzhu, otherwise, don't blame me for ignoring the past."
What's the matter, you still want to barbecue me, but there is no door!
X-rays continued to operate and swept through the crowd one by one. Since I am a young lady, of course I will not marry an ordinary Langjun, but in addition to the servants of the family, there is a guard with a knife, and then the white-haired old man. Hey, this middle-aged man looks good and looks carefully. Not to mention his beautiful appearance, there is also an innate majesty. Shouldn't it be him! My eyes seem to care about me very much and will hurt people. Although I am about ten years older than me, it doesn't matter if I like it. Just bet him!
"Fang-in-law," rushed to the middle-aged man and ran away, laughing wildly. He came to him and walked slowly and saluted leisurely, "My concubine is stupid. I just took the liberty. Please forgive me and don't blame me." Well, I didn't study in college for nothing. I'm also good at classical Chinese!
The people in the courtyard took a breath of cold air.
The middle-aged man's face was extremely distorted, and he took a deep breath and said seriously, "I'm not your lifelong partner, I'm your biological father!"
"Ah?" It's over, it's over! As soon as I came through, I fell in love with my own brother and father. Such a rebellious thing is unprecedented in the tide of time-traveling women. It's really exciting!
(Spinach: You are really the silver in the article!)
Xia Tongxi was so angry that his restless little head looked around, and finally stopped on the extraordinary old man in white, squinted at the second lady, and said angrily, "Who is that? My husband should not be him!"
The whole audience sweated...
"Cough, cough, cough!" The second lady almost suffered an internal injury and looked very happy.
"Second lady, don't make fun of the old slave," the old man in white was also stunned. "I'm the housekeeper of Lv's house, Lv Quan!"
Thank God, it's not bad. I'm a half-hundred old man, isn't it a loss?
Damn, it really doesn't work, just grab a man!
( spinach: Spinach only dares to think about this idea, never dares to say it!)
"Don't look for it anymore. If you continue to look for it, I'm afraid that even cats and dogs and cooks can't run away," the second lady gloated and smiled. "You can't find a husband here, because you haven't got married at all."
"What, it's impossible," Xia Tongxi shouted stunned, "It's impossible. I'm wearing a wedding dress. Don't lie to me!" Even if you are anxious, you can faintly recognize that this is a soft and well-made wedding dress.
"That's good," the second lady smiled proudly. "It's just that your favorite person came to marry not you, but someone else, so you hung three feet of white silk and died by yourself."
It turned out that it was not homicide, but suicide!
"Haven't you admit that you are not Lv Qingzhu?" The second lady continued to ask, "Well, I'll ask you again, my lord - that is, what year, month and day is your father's birthday. Tell me, what do you want to do to occupy the body of Qingzhu?"
At this time, Xia Tongxi was already panicked and stood silent.
"Come on, why don't you catch this painted girl ghost and light the sky lamp!" The second lady's eyes turned red in an instant, spitting out the speed in her heart.
A group of guards suddenly came around.