Life without a hundred questions is incomplete JQ!

After three years of "Thousand Souls Introduction", the unscrupulous author once again stretched out his evil black hand to the two protagonists who had already "the couple returned the family". As the saying goes, life without a hundred questions is an incomplete history of adultery (has someone really said this?), so in order to show sincerity, the author still decided to offer life. The first phase is a hundred questions, which is also the end... How long has it been? In memory, everyone applauded~ (empty under the stage)

There are two protagonists attending this program, the evil and the king (Han Ruxu: Shit! When will this name be changed for me!), and Hongluan, the author who is the host, let's start directly without talking nonsense.

1 May I have your name?

Wei: Wei Tanyi.

Han: Why do I have to do this strange interview with you?

Red: Well, Xiao Han, your name is so long, and your last name is "for"?

Han:......

Red: Why don't you talk?

Han: Han Ruxu, 28 years old, unmarried.

Red: Well, this is an interview. It's not a blind date. There's no need to say if you're unmarried.

2 What is the age?

Wei: It should be 24 at the end of the story.

Han: I just answered. There is no need to ask for the second time.

3 What is the gender?

Wei: Male.

Han: Male, is this question for charging?

Red: Are you hiding your nervousness with nonsense?

Han:......

4 What is your personality?

Wei: If you have revenge, you will be rewarded, and if you have money, you will earn.

Han: Seriously.

5 The other party's personality?

Wei: I like to lose my temper.

Han: That's because you pissed me off!

Wei: You always lose your temper when I don't mess with you.

Han: That's because you made me angry last time, but my anger hasn't subsided!

Wei: That still proves that you like to lose your temper.

Han:......

Red: Oh, if you quarrel with him again, won't you be tricked?

Han: He is the most careful eye I have ever seen!

Wei: Oh, I'm so flattered.

Red: ╮(╯_╰)╭ It's really the king's way to be calm these days.

6 When did the two people meet? Where is it?

Han: Two years ago, I came to my door for the first time at the gate of Yuezhai.

Wei: At noon on the day I just arrived in the capital, it was also at the gate of Yuezhai.

Red: Why are the two people's answers different?

Wei: For a newcomer, of course, the dog's leg head that Yaowu Yangwei passed by was impressive, but vice versa.

Han: (Explosion) What is the powerful dog's leg head!

Red: Well, it's not the first time you know that his tongue is poisonous, and you lose your temper again.

Han: ... Humph!

7 First impression of the other party?

Han:......

Wei: See the answer to the previous question. I don't want to answer it again.

Han:......

Red: (⊙o⊙) Xiao Han?

Wei: He will not admit that his first impression of me is "Wow, peerless beauty."

Han: (Explosion) Peerless Beauty, your sister!

Red: Ah ha ha ha, it seems that this answer must be correct.

8 What do you like about the other party?

Wei: Angry as soon as you provoke?

Red: This is not good...

Wei: Well, that is, it is rare to hold grudges, and the public and private are clear.

Han: I refuse to answer this question.

Red: (⊙o⊙) Why?

Han: Are you an idiot? Because I don't like him!

Red: (⊙o⊙) I don't like it at all after being together for so long?

Han: Yes!

Wei: Let me modify the answer. I prefer his mouth and depretency.

Han: Your mouth is not your sister! Wei Tanyi, I'm going to strangle you!

Red: Has o(╯□╰)o evolved into a violent scene in less than one-tenth?

Wei: OK, I know. You don't hate me for a day or two. Sit down and continue to record the program.

Han:......

Red: But if we don't answer, we can't go to the next step.

Han: I like his shemale face, okay!

Red: ⊙_⊙b line......

9 What do you hate about the other party?

Wei: He is better at this question. Let him answer it first.

Han: Humph.

Red: o(╯□╰)o Xiao Han, can you cooperate? You can't answer annoying things, can you?

Han: He is annoying from head to toe!

Wei: At least except for the face, right?

Han: The face is also annoying!

Wei: But you just said you like it. If you like and hate my face, can I understand that you hate and like everything else?

Han: ..................

Red: O(∩_∩)O Hahaha!

Han: What are you laughing at!

Red: ⊙_⊙b didn't laugh at anything.

Wei: I'm the same. He is both likeable and annoying.

Han: Wei Tanyi! That's enough!

Wei: Well, that's enough. Let's take the next question.

Red: o(╯□╰)o good......

10 Do you think you have a good relationship with each other?

Han: Not good!

Wei: It's okay. At least it's been running out for so many years.

11 What do you call each other?

Wei: Lord Han.

Han: Call the name.

Red: Call him Tan Yi?

Han: (explosive) with name and surname!

Red:~~~~(>_