Chapter 65 Is the Taoist Master a Monk?

After hearing the Taoist priest roar this powerful words, Fan Fei's eyes opened wider, but the smile at the corners of his mouth was thicker, with some jokes.

"Boom...Boom...Boom..."

The thunder in the sky is still going on, and the Taoist priest's summoning thunder operation is also in progress!

The Taoist priest's eyes showed fierce light, and he picked up his hair with his hand, and his long hair fell off. He waved the mahogany sword in the air with a great sense of rhythm and power, and a fire suddenly appeared on the sword, as if it was about to attract nine days of mysterious thunder, killing Fan Fei, a mortal who did not know the depth of heaven and earth.

The onlookers on the side held their breath and waited for the moment when the Taoist priest pointed his sword at Fan Fei and shot thunder and lightning.

It's just that the Taoist priest waved the mahogany sword for a long time, and it just thundered without rain. The thunder refused to land for a long time, and the fire on the mahogany sword suddenly went out, which made everyone a little disappointed and anxious.

"Hahaha..." Fan Fei suddenly pointed to the Taoist priest with his right hand, looked up to the sky and laughed unscrupulously.

"What are you laughing at?" The Taoist priest became more and more angry.

"No tricks... Hahaha... What kind of divine sword Yulei Zhenjue, what Jiutian Xuancha, turned into divine thunder, aren't these all the lines in "Jade Dynasty"... Hahaha... Brother, at least you have a little professionalism, get a few lines from online novels, just want to scare me away?" Fan Fei laughed so much that tears were about to come out.

Fan Fei was indeed shocked by the thunder at first, but when he listened carefully, he felt that it was not thunder. After listening to one or two more sounds, Fan Fei heard it with his sensitive ear power that it was not thunder, but someone put that kind of fireworks in the distance. All this was just a coincidence. Because of this coincidence and preconceived judgment, the onlookers present did not even hear that it was the sound of the fireworks.

Because of this, Fan Fei was not scared away, but watched the Taoist priest continue to act with a smile. After hearing these trivial lines of "Huanghuang Tianwei, introduce it with a sword", he finally couldn't help laughing wildly.

"Wow, I remember it too. It's really a line from Jade Dynasty!"

"Yes, yes, why am I so familiar with it? It turns out that this guy is pretending to be a ghost and making a mystery!"

"Nonsense! He didn't pretend to be a ghost. This Taoist priest really understands Taoism! Look, as soon as he raised his sword, the sky exploded!"

"Yes, he can still breathe fire on his sword!"

"Hey, is it the Yulei Zhenjue written in Jade Dynasty? It is a Taoist spell in itself?"

Everyone on the side suddenly talked about it. After all, the book "Ji Xian" is so famous that many young people have read it. Fan Fei's words immediately reminded everyone of the source of the words "Sword Royal Thunder Zhenjue" and "Nine Heavenly Xuanzharma, turned into God Thunder".

"Bullshit!"

After listening to Fan Fei's words, the Taoist morale pointed the sword to Fan Fei and said loudly, "This is the true determination of the supreme Taoist that my master passed to me!"

"Then you lead a thunderbolt to split me! You don't say that Mrs. Lei is not at home today, are you? Fan Fei slowly stopped laughing, clenched his right fist, walked towards the Taoist priest step by step, and shouted coldly, "Don't pretend to be a ghost here. You are a shameless thief who stole something but dares not admit it!" I'll arrest you to the Public Security Bureau now to see what else you can do!"

"Wo! My thunder has just been released, but you, a mortal, can't see it. I didn't expect that there is some evil energy in your life to restrain the thunder, which can resist my thunder! But don't be proud. Wait for me to ask my grandfather to come down to surrender you! Oh... It's as urgent as the law... Master in the east, come down quickly..."

The Taoist priest suddenly panicked when he heard the three words "Public Security Bureau", and the thunder did not attract it. He didn't want the travel bag and the signature tube known as the Millennium Lingbao, and his words didn't match. He pinched the law with the middle finger and thumb of his left hand, and with a mahogany sword in his right hand, he stepped on the specious nine palace gossip steps and ran back and forth in the field for a while, and then ran straight to the east, running faster than a rabbit.

After the crowd dispersed just now, the surrounding crowd finally gave up a few voids, and the east gap was the largest.

The onlookers were still immersed in the shock that the Taoist priest could attract the thunder, and no one dared to stop the Taoist priest who was swinging wildly with a sword. They were full of looking to see how he attracted his grandfather down to the earth.

"Hight!"

But just as the Taoist priest ran out of the crowd, a policeman suddenly appeared, and a dark and shiny pistol pointed to the Taoist priest who was dancing with his sword.

Naturally, the policeman heard the noise and rushed downstairs to Lu Heng.

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding! This is all a misunderstanding..."

Seeing Lv Heng's police uniform and this pistol, the Taoist priest's anger suddenly vented and quickly stopped, with an extremely embarrassed wry smile on his face, and explained repeatedly.

"Taoist priest, be invisible!"

"Hey, it will be too late if you don't call the dog out!"

Those legendary ashes players were also bold. When they saw the police with guns, they were not only not scared away, but also gave the Taoist priest bad advice.

The Taoist priest is full of black lines again.

"The police handle the case, the idle people and so on are scattered, be careful of the gunshot!" Lv Heng dispersed the onlookers in one sentence, and then began to interrogate the Taoist priest in detail.

Under the threat of the gun, the Taoist priest obediently confessed that he was lenient. He took out his ID card and Taoist priest's certificate from his travel bag for the police comrades to carefully review and tell him the cause and effect.

It turned out that his name was He Buchen, and he was really a Taoist priest. He was 17 years old. Because he read too many fairy novels in junior high school and was obsessed with the art of cultivating immortals, he went to a Taoist temple and became a little Taoist priest a few years ago. But his master himself did not have any Taoism. He Buchen has practiced for several years and has never achieved any results. He has only learned some fur skills of fortune-telling and divination.

After He Buchen was a little older, he also began to wake up. He felt that now the cultivation of immortals and Taoism is nonsense. There is no hope of becoming an immortal in his life. In addition, the Taoism is far less than the temple, and even eating has become a problem. In frustration, he began to travel around the world to help people make money. At least it was better than working as a migrant worker in the past.

Under the guidance of a senior master, He Buchen got several special "Meachwood Swords" with a function similar to a lighter, which can be used to raise his sword to breathe fire, and at the same time use hamsters to make a mystery and set up a scam. He tried again and again. Although there were not many "great noble people" he met, once he was trapped, he often believed in him and gave him all his money as a "sky fee". Therefore, He Buchen has been fishing in this way. He has never taken the initiative to talk to passers-by and wait for passers-by to get hooked. As the saying goes, "If you don't open for three years, you can eat for three years"... It's just that he didn't expect that he fell into Fan Fei's hands today.

And all this is because of the world.

He Buchen was favored by a rich man when he set up a stall a while ago. He invited him to Yixiangyuan Community to help his paralyzed father in bed to see his life and gave him a reward. When He Buchen came home after watching the photo, he accidentally found the red dust that had been running behind him on a lawn in the community, and his mind suddenly moved.

A hamster raised by He Buchen suddenly died of illness not long ago, and there was just one missing in the stick, so he took out a stick containing a hamster from his travel bag and put it in his hand. He swaggered out of the community, and Hongchen really followed.

After leaving the community, He Buchen put the stick on the ground at the corner and hid in the corner.

In the signature box is a father-in-law's "husband's father-in-law". Hongchen, the mother mouse of the "white mother-in-law", belongs to the Roberovsky hamster. Therefore, Hongchen smelled the smell of the same kind and was overjoyed to follow He Buchen. As expected by He Buchen, as soon as he hid, Hongchen, who was in the ** period, forgot the danger. Unexpectedly, he jumped up high, fell into the signing tube, and fell in love with his "husband". When they were in love, He Buchen, who witnessed the strange jumping ability of Hongchen, quietly blocked the lid of the stick with his clothes, and then took it back to the rented hotel like a treasure.

Hongchen was unwilling to arrest him. When He Buchen caught it in the hotel, he angrily bit He Buchen. He Buchen took the effort to subdue it and make it a prisoner. From then on, every time He Buchen grabbed Hongchen, he only opened a little mouth, and then stretched out a small iron pliers to clamp it, so as not to be bitten by it again...

Hongchen was imprisoned and forced to separate from her "husband". Therefore, he was extremely angry and refused to eat, and its teeth were very sharp. He almost bit the wire running wheel several times, so He Buchen tied its mouth with a thin hemp rope and replaced it with a smooth plastic running wheel, making it nowhere to put its claws. Get ready to be hungry for a few days. After it is completely trained, untie the hemp rope on its mouth.

However, in order to train Hongchen to help him make money, He Buchen also compromised. Every night after closing the stall, he would throw his "husband" into Hongchen's cage and let them love each other for a few minutes... In this way, the smart Hongchen also listened to him. As long as he heard the word "hu", he would run hard and sign that signature. Come out, so that He Buchen can see the dramatic effect of "three signatures flying together" again.

"She" endured humiliation and burdened and ran at night in the dark signature tube. What she wanted was nothing more than those few minutes of meeting... Who said that animals have no feelings?

He Buchen originally refused to tell the truth. He only said that Hongchen bought it from the pet market in Wuzhao County, but the tragedy was that he did not know which corner of the pet market in Wuzhao County was. Lv Heng, an old policeman who was used to hearing lies, and Fan Fei, who was a little careful, asked repeatedly, and soon got the truth.

"Sir, sir, this is just a mouse. It's not worth a few yuan. I can't commit a crime. At most, it's just illegal. Can't I admit the punishment?" He Buchen finally smiled bitterly.

Lv Heng also felt very reasonable, so he fined him 500 yuan and put the money into his pocket. Naturally, he did not issue a receipt.

After He Buchen paid the fine, he quickly packed up his things and strode away with relief.

Hongchen was suddenly anxious and drilled hard in Fan Fei's hand.

Fan Fei suddenly remembered the story He Buchen had just told. He quickly ran a few steps to catch up and shouted, "He Buchen, sell me your 'husband'. The price is negotiable, how about it?"

"Dream! I won't sell it even if I die!"

He Buchen turned his head and stared at Fan Fei, and sneered in a low voice, "I admitted it today, but don't hit my master's hand, otherwise...hehe!"

"Then you can call your bull nose old Taoist master to come out, and I will accompany you to the end!" Seeing He Buchen's face, Fan Fei knew that there was no way to specify the matching of Hongchen, and he was no longer reluctant, but smiled faintly.

"My master is not a bull nose. He is a Taoist monk! The day you meet him, you will know how powerful he is. You know what it means to be alive and not to die!" He Buchen sneered, threw down an inexplicable harsh sentence, and then left.

"Is the Taoist priest a monk?" Fan Fei was stunned for a long time, then scratched his head and said with a wry smile, "Damn, I'm fooling again."

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(He Buchen, the Taoist dragon set "He Buchen" provided by the book friend "Uncle Banana" appeared.)