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Liu Liwa was hit by the most vicious '**X hand' in the world again. This time, it had nothing to do with 'Liu Xiaozhu', but it temporarily paralyzed his lower limbs.

He sat on the deck, with a sad face, paralyzed his legs, and he couldn't jump off the boat.

Wu Liniang didn't expect him to be so excited, but she was still deliberately scaring him and pretended to ask with a wry smile, "I said, it's a beautiful island in the sea, a paradise, and there are so many girls accompanying you. Isn't that every man wants!"

"It's because of so many of you that I won't go!" Liu Li Wa said firmly.

Now Wu Liniang was completely stunned. With what he knows about Liu Liwa, this guy peeks at the girl taking a bath at night and asks the girl to help him take a bath during the day. Will he be afraid of girls?

Wu Li Niang sneered and said, "Are you looking forward to it, but you deliberately say so, you have to be good at a cheap price!"

"What's a good boy? I'm scared." Liu Li Wei sat on the ground and said with a worried face, "The desert island is shocked, who is not afraid? At the beginning, a ship encountered a storm in the sea, and several survivors were exiled on a desert island. At that time, there were more than a dozen men, but only one woman. A month later, the woman committed suicide. She felt that this one was too disgusting when it happened. After another month, these men buried the women. They thought that what happened this month was too Disgusting. After the third month, they dug out the woman again, because they thought what happened in the third month was too disgusting..."

Wu Li Niang is extremely smart and has many years of experience in a brothel. After listening to the disgusting story told by Liu Li Wa, she quickly cried, endured the disgust, and said fiercely, "You are so disgusting!"

Wu Li Niang wanted to scare him, but she didn't expect to lead to such a disgusting and meaningful story about him, which made Wu Li Niang shiver for a while. Looking at her appearance, Liu Liwei also wanted to explain in detail how disgusting things had happened to them in the past few months. Wu Liniang quickly said, "Okay, I finally escaped from the devil. Cave, I'm in a good mood. Don't add a block to me.

"What are you afraid of? Anyway, we are going to a desert island to open up wasteland. It's just a slight change. From a woman to a man to a man to you women, the same thing will definitely happen. It's not bad to know in advance, so that you won't feel more disgusting when it happens." Liu Liwa was clicked and couldn't stand up for the time being, but he pulled Wu Liniang's skirt and kept thinking, "In fact, it's not very disgusting. As long as you separate the time, pay attention to moderation, and move your hands and feet..."

"All's it!" Wu Liniang couldn't stand it anymore. At the same time, she also saw that this guy thought it was intentional. He saw his so-called wasteland lies early in the morning. I guess the story disgusted him. Now he really has to be cheaply. Moreover, he once again solved the problem by laughing and scolding.

"Dog." Wu Liniang rolled her eyes, which was very touching and scolded very crisply. She was like a tough wife who was uneducated but sincerely lived with you. She was also helpless. People like Liu Liwa were too difficult to deal with. He never frowned. If you want to lie to him, the expression you see from his face is always cheated, but then he will always give you a surprise.

This is a typical pretend to be confused. If you lie to him, he will do it. But when you are complacent about cheating him, you find that he is actually playing with you. This kind of person is the most annoying, but also the smartest. Liu Liwei's point makes Wu Li Niang love and hate.

"Madam, let's talk about it first." Liu Liwei is a cheap and obedient person. He said solemnly, "When I get to a desert island, I won't do anything about opening up wasteland and planting and building a house. I'm mainly responsible for reproduction!"

"Bah, you're so beautiful." Wu Liniang stretched out her finger and poked Liu Li Wa in the forehead. At this time, Liu Li Wa was so scared that his face turned pale and quarreled. He was invincible in the world. In terms of force, he also had the power to fight, but in the face of the frightening ** Fu X hand in the world, he could only be abused.

"Sister, you just poked my lower abdomen, and I'm hard. You poked my back, and I was paralyzed. You poked my forehead now. Wouldn't you be stupid?" Liu Li Wa is indeed a little scared.

When Wu Li Niang saw his face, she finally smiled and had a feeling of defeat into victory, which also showed that strong force is really strong.

"Yo, it's not easy. It turns out that you are also afraid of poking!" Wu Liniang squeezed her mouth and smiled. This is the side she has never seen before in Zuixin Tower. A pile of peach blossom eyes are bent like the moon, enchanting, and her plump and delicate body trembles like flowers and branches.

Liu Liwei muttered in a low voice: "Well, I must be afraid to poke, but you must not be afraid, and the more you poke, the happier you will be!"

"You just do it heartlessly to the end." Wu Liniang said fiercely, "It's very dangerous for us to go to Nanchuan this time. If you deal with it carelessly, there will be a disaster of killing."

This time, Liu Liwa was completely honest, but she was still holding Wu Liniang's skirt tightly. Wu Liniang didn't want to be poor with him, but just now, she smiled and she was indeed much closer to Liu Liwei. For the first time, she was very happy to socialize with him with her true face and real personality.

Wu Li Niang simply sat next to him. Liu Liwei was also a person who knew how to change. When she stood, she pulled her skirt and held her little hand when she sat down. Wu Liniang blushed, but she did not break free. Anyway, the two are now 'familiar' to a certain extent, and they also understand each other's thoughts. In addition, this return home is not a glorious return. Instead, there is a bigger storm waiting for her. Take Liu Li Wa first to let him help make suggestions. The second is selfishness. Wu Liniang hasn't had a date yet. She just had a little affair with him. If he had an accident, wouldn't it be a pity? Or take Liu Liwa to make a wish at the last moment.

Her wish is like many male protagonists in time-travel novels. Before traveling, she thought she was dead. Her biggest wish and biggest regret was that she was still a virgin. Wu Li Niang is the same, that is to say, Liu Li Wa plays the role of an electric stick to a certain extent this time.

Nanchuan's warship rode through the wind and waves and sailed into the deep sea in one breath. The sky was bluer, and the sea was no longer cool. It was getting deeper and deeper. The wind was blowing slowly. The sky was full of clouds. Wu Liniang closed her eyes. Next, she wanted to talk about the solemn topic. She had to feel the rare atmosphere of freedom and freedom first. The feeling of love holding hands.

Liu Li Wa doesn't know the specific location and doesn't know where they started from, but he is thinking that if we encounter two Koryo fishing boats, Dongying's fishing boats, and Jiaozhi's fishing boats now, will we expel them, detain them, or beat the captain?