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Chapter 1 European Red Devil

In today's world football, everyone knows that the domineering nickname "European Red Devils" belongs to the Belgian national team. More than 100 years ago, in 1906, Belgium defeated the Netherlands 32, and a reporter named Pierre took the lead in using "TheRedDevils" to describe the Belgian national team in red.

Of course, there are also sources saying that the title of the European Red Devils is due to the ball king Bailey, which was a friendly match in 1963. Belgium beat Brazil, the world champion with the ball king Bailey, 5:1.

After the game, Bailey said helplessly, "This game is simply a devil's possession!"

The nickname "Red Devil" of the Belgian team has been circulated.

Of course, Degan prefers to adopt the first statement. Who doesn't know that Bailey has a world-renowned crow's mouth and is "given" by him. It's really not a lucky thing. When the Red Devils will become soft-footed shrimp.

The strongest era of the Belgian national team was still in the 1980s, when the Belgian team won the runner-up in 1980 European Cup and fourth place in the 1986 World Cup.

In the 1980 European Cup, Belgium shocked the world. They were in a group with Italy, England and Spain. As a result, they unexpectedly defeated Spain and drew with England and Italy. Unfortunately, they lost 1:2 to former West Germany in the final. The runner-up of the 1980 European Cup also announced the Belgian football team. The rise of the golden generation of the ball.

In the 1982 World Cup, at the 95,000-man Camp Nou Stadium, the Belgian national team defeated Maradona's Argentina 1-0 in the first game. European Golden Boot winner Van den Berg scored a final goal and the Belgian group was the first to qualify.

In the 1986 World Cup, Belgium eliminated the former Soviet Union and Spain and entered the semi-finals. Unfortunately, they met Argentina in Maradona in the semi-finals.

The king's two goals blocked Belgium from the gate of the final. In the battle for three or four, Belgium lost to France 2:4. In that World Cup, Belgium's 20-year-old attacker Sifu was remembered by the fans and won the best rookie.

In the 1990 World Cup, Belgium's technical football set off a storm in Apennine. At that time, the Belgian team had many talented players such as Shipford, Wilmotz, Sellemans, etc. In the storm set off by Belgium, these people's names became extremely popular.

However, after reaching its peak, Belgian football gradually went to a low point due to lack of successors. After the final glory of the 2002 World Cup, Belgium could not even reach the finals in the 2004 European Cup.

However, all this was completely changed after Degan joined. In the 2006 World Cup, Degan led a group of old, weak, sick and disabled people. Under the precarious situation of qualifying for the qualifiers, the Jedi counterattacked and finally crushed the Spanish team, broke into the World Cup, and went all the way to the final In the final, unfortunately, because of injury, Degan could only leave the field sadly in the final, and Belgian football could only be the runner-up, but this has created the best result of Belgian football on the World Cup stage.

In the 2008 European Cup, Belgium defeated Portugal in the last battle of Tianwangshan and entered the finals. This time, Digan led a complete youth army. In three group matches, when Degan could not play, Belgium won two wins and lost one, and finally qualified as the first in the group. .

In the knockout match, Belgium defeated Germany and Turkey, and finally entered the finals. In a battle with Spain, Belgium conceded a goal first and was sent off, the Jedi counterattacked and finally won the cup.

It can be said that a glorious history of Belgian football has been reopened with the arrival of Degan. Now the red storm that vowed to sweep the world football has hit the Olympic stadium.

In the Beijing Olympic Games, Digan also cheered for his motherland to successfully hold this largest sports event, but he didn't expect to have the opportunity to participate in it in this life.

Football is the first event to be played in the Olympic Games. Belgium has to face the gold medal five-star Brazil before the first game, but Brazil is not the same. Brazil is invincible on the stage of the World Cup and America, but in the Olympic Games, they have never reached the top.

The biggest player in the Brazilian Olympic team is Ronaldinho, who has just decided to transfer to AC Milan. Before the game, people also regarded this game as a match between Digan and Ronaldinho.

But the process of the game was shocking. Whether it was Degan, who had just won the European Cup, or former world footballer Ronaldinho, he was completely out of shape.

Ronaldinho, as the captain, was replaced by the head coach of the Brazilian national Olympic team, Dunga, in the 63rd minute of the second half. Although Degan played the whole game, he did not perform very well.

People can see that after the fierce competition for the European Cup, Degan's physical condition has not been adjusted to the best state. He is also a person, not a god. He fought continuously, which made his body and spirit very tired.

However, Belgium still scored a goal near the end of the game and was lucky to defeat Brazil, the strongest opponent in the group.

After crossing the difficulties of Brazil, it can be said that Belgium has appeared in advance. The next two opponents, whether it is China, the host, or New Zealand, the fish brisket force in Oceania, are obviously not enough to pose a threat to Belgium.

In the second group match, Belgium faced the Chinese team with a home advantage. In this game, Degan finally regained his form and made a great position on the court.

Just five minutes after the game started, Degan took the ball from the midfield, **, single-handed the goalkeeper, and scored the first city for Belgium. After scoring the goal, Degan unexpectedly did not celebrate, but just clapped his hands in the stands.

In the first game, the Chinese team, which only draws with New Zealand, wants to appear in the group, and the only chance is to defeat Belgium. Otherwise, Brazil, which also needs a victory to appear in the last game, is really minimal.

But it turns out that Belgium is more difficult to deal with than Brazil. Although the players of the Chinese Olympic team have adopted killing tactics on the court, they still can't stop Belgium from moving forward.

In the 15th minute of the game, it was Degan again. He received the ball outside the penalty area and dodged Zheng. After Zhi fiercely shoveled, he shot a long shot and then went to the next city.

Even the commentators of CCTV couldn't help sighing: "Compared with Belgian football, Chinese football is too far behind. Whether it is physical quality or technical and tactical level, it is not at all at the same level!"

Degan is doomed to explode today. Although he doesn't want to see Chinese football so embarrassed, he can blame anyone. It's better to tear off all the fig leaf of Chinese football and make the hidden ugliness shine in front of the world.

In the 32nd minute, Belgium scored again. This time it was Degan who scored. His free kick directly broke through the Chinese team's goal and completed the hat trick of the half game.

Just when the wonderful and fierce competition was dazzling, suddenly there was a deafening and neat "thank you" sounded in the worker. Ya. Dragon is out of class!" The voices rose and fell one after another, and the waves echoed over the field.

Degan's teammates were celebrating the goal. Suddenly, they heard such a voice and didn't understand at all. What does that mean!? Have Chinese fans defected?

Digan smiled bitterly. Of course, he understood that this can be understood as a vent of the masses, and of course a way for the people to entertain themselves.

Because in the Chinese language, there are not many slogans that can be shouted collectively by thousands of people to express joy and celebration. "Niu X" and "Silly X" always seem to be a little crazy and angry in it, lacking entertainment spirit and euphoria.

For a while, literati and laymen really don't seem to have any good words. Therefore, the real wisdom is among the people. The vulgar is elegant, scholars and wise people, such as Master Yu Qiuyu and Mr. Yi Zhongtian, can't think of one or two slogans that can be really popular and can be shouted by thousands of people collectively, which can express the most real and simple enthusiasm that people are inspired in sports competitions. And happiness.

Therefore, in order to keep the Olympic stadium clean and beautiful, tens of thousands of fans collectively chose to shout "class off" instead of "Niu X" and "stupid X".

I have to say that the awareness of the people is really high. With such a shout, everyone is happy. The stadium is lively and the atmosphere is booming. At the same time, there are no dirty words. This is really the most artistic and creative performance of the audience since the beginning of the Olympic Games.

So, there are really some first-class fans in China. Let's see how civilized everyone is. Next time when everyone is happy, you can also shout "class". For example, when Degan scored another goal.

Before the end of the first half, Degan instigated the attack on the left side, and the Chinese team's players were forced to grab it in time. Degan saw this situation. Such a big gift would be a little unnatural without holding it in his arms, so he quickly cut it inside and hit the door outside the penalty area.

This time, the fans in the stands shouted even happier.

Digan once saw a widely circulated and cold joke on the Internet in his previous life, saying that during the semi-final match against Brazil in Argentina, all Chinese fans shouted "Xie Yalong's class", which was huge and spectacular.

After the game, when a reporter interviewed Messi, he praised Messi for his good Chinese literature after coming to China and asked him to try to say "Come on Argentina". As a result, Messi smiled shyly and said softly, "Xie Yalong is out of class."

This joke once again proves that the Chinese fans' resentment for the national football team has reached its extreme. Some people say that it was the first person to shout "Xie Yalong out of class" who really taught Messi to speak such a Chinese word.

After several twists and turns, the reporter finally found the first man behind the goal to shout "Xie Yalong's class" in the South American two men's battle. People called him "Batti" because he liked the Argentine team very much and preferred Batistuta.

The reporter asked him why he remembered shouting "Xie Yalong was over" when he fought against Brazil in Argentina. He looked very excited: "At that time, I felt very satisfied when I watched the decisive battle between the two heroes in South America. You can see how well Argentina played. Looking at it, I thought of our Olympic Games, who are also a person, and many of their arms do not lack legs. Why do we play so poorly?

So, under the excitement, "Xie Yalong's class" blurted out. This shout didn't matter, which immediately aroused a deep empathy among the fans around him. Everyone shouted together, from one to ten or ten to one hundred. Ten, tens of thousands of people in the whole industrial sports used waves and waves to declare their love for football and dissatisfaction with the national football. On the field was Agen Ting's high-level confrontation with Brazil is the self-revelry of tens of thousands of fans off the court, and the national football team has been completely reduced to the entertainment situation of "anything, but not football".

Of course, Messi said that the authenticity of "Xie Yalong's class" could not be verified, but the high voice of the workers' sports at that time caused some foreign fans to know why, but they also shouted that it was a fact. In "Batti" himself, he had never seen such a big scene in the industrial sports. This time it was enjoyable. .

The classic slogan that should have appeared in the semi-finals has been unveiled in advance. I really don't know how to feel about Xie, who is sitting in the VIP seat.

Since Xie came to power, he has been engaged in the east and the west, the south and the north, which has completely tossed the last trace of vitality of Chinese football. The damage he has brought to the hearts of Chinese fans, as well as the devastating blow to Chinese football, and the heinous crimes committed against Chinese football have become a reality.

Xie Yalong doesn't know football at all. At most, he is an amateur. He himself said that being in charge of Chinese football is not his original intention. It is determined by the organization. He is a lay person.

Xie Yalong left an image of a "poor" and "good man" to the public, but then again, who doesn't know what's going on with Chinese football.

Since you don't understand at all, or don't want to touch this hot potato at all, why don't you take the initiative to resign when you can't take office soon after taking office?

Do you still value football?

Don't be embarrassed, you just want to get something you want from this once chaotic industry that has passed the peak of the World Cup.

It was originally wrong for the layman to guide the insider, but Xie Yalong, a layman, prefers to be an insider. The worst thing to be tossed by this ball is the Chinese women's football team. From Pei Encai took over the women's football team in 2005 to the old coach of the Beijing Olympics, Shang Ruihua, the Chinese women's football team has changed six coaches in three years.

Once alone in Asia, the world-class sonorous rose has not been called first-class in Asia under Xie Yalong's frequent change of coach.

Whether Swedish Domansky or French Elizabeth is invited, they can't bring the Chinese women's football team back to the world-class level.

Look at the current Chinese women's football team, which is so embarrassed that it can't beat Japan in the Asian Cup and can't qualify for the World Cup. Who is to blame?

In addition to Xie Yalong, the fans can find out who else to argue. Originally, the peaceful and thriving Chinese women's football career was messed up by his mess. The record was a mess, which made the only team of Chinese football that was so well-known in the world to withdraw from the world's strong teams. Every time Digan, an old man thought of it in his previous life, he hated it. Into the bone.

The women's football team was tossed away from its former demeanor, and Master Xie, a domestic club, refused to let go. Wuhan Guanggu's proud record of seven consecutive victories in the first half of the 2005 season was officially transferred to coach the women's football team inexplicably because of Pei En in the second half of the season. The Wuhan team declined in the absence of the leader of the team. Poor record.

Even so, due to its excellent performance in the first half, Wuhan won the fifth and Chinese Super League Cup with the best results in history.

In 2008, Wuhan withdrew from the Chinese Super League. There was no Hubei team in China's highest two leagues, and there was no competition at the historic Xinhua Road Stadium. Xie Yalong made great contributions!

Of course, these may be minor sections, but one of the most uneaseable thing for Chinese fans is that he completely destroyed the Chinese men's football team. During Xie Yalong's tenure, regardless of the defeat of the national football team, the national Olympic Games, the national youth and the national youth, what is this concept?

The practice of the national football team to hit the World Cup is that "one group will not be able to qualify, and then it must be very close to the line". After an embarrassing seven-goal victory at the end of 2004 and could not enter the top ten, Chinese football under Xie Yalong could not qualify for four consecutive years.

Yan Shiduo gambled on the World Cup and took a league. Master Xie bet on the Olympic Games, not to mention the League and the World Cup. If the Olympic Games were not the host, China's Olympic team would not be seen on the main arena.

And in terms of management, what the senior management of the Football Association should not care about at that time was not to let go. Du Yi had proved his famous coach in the world arena, but the senior management was unwilling to decentralized and impose interference in the affairs of the team, which made the results of more than two years of hard work of others go to fruit, but for Zhu Guang, the national football coach Shanghai's kinship was nepotism. During the Asian Cup in 2007, some players who did not reach the standards of the national team were used as the main force, but the senior officials of the Football Association ignored it and left it alone, which was thought-provoking.

In the past, when the national team was defeated, people unanimously aimed at the scapegoat on the court or the scapegoat off the court, and never aimed at the head of the Football Association.

What about Xie Yalong during his tenure?

It has become a culture and a habit to scold Xie Yalong. As long as the national team is even a little unsatisfactory, the fans immediately scold Xie Yalong.

The eyes of the masses are bright, and everyone knows who is to blame for the disgusting appearance of the men's football team. "Your men's football team" "Your family's men's football team!" This is the most popular and disgusting swear word in China.

While defeating the Chinese men's football team, Xie Yalong also brought down the league that is the foundation of Chinese football. Although it is a bit of a bit of a change in the Chinese Super League to replace the old A A, the Chinese Super League before Xie Yalong joined the Football Association was quite lively, and the bosses were willing to invest and the fans were willing to be there.

After Xie Yalong joined the Football Association, there were waves of withdrawal. The leagues that were torn down due to the Olympic Games and the World Cup were sometimes cancelled, and there was no message for half a year.

In those years, Yan Shihao gambled on the World Cup and sacrificed the league, but after he qualified for the World Cup, people would not say anything?

Xie Yalong notified the sacrifice of the league to gamble. What did he win back?

I'm afraid you lost penniless except for the small trousers on your body, right?

Once Beijing Workers' Sports, Chengdu Provincial Sports, Wuhan Xinhua Road, Qingdao Yizhong, these are all gold medal markets. What about now?

Even if the team's season ticket is reduced to 200 yuan a year, few people are willing to buy it. Even if the stranded ticket in the scalper's hand is reduced to five yuan, no one will buy a ticket before the opening.

Whether it is a spoof or not, even Messi, who can't speak Chinese, can barely shout a Mandarin sentence "Xie Yalong is out of class". People thought that it was the best word of cheering Chinese fans for their beloved players and beloved team. But unexpectedly, Messi was also spoofed by Xie Yalong.

After the poor performance of the women's football team, Xie Yalong reprimanded and trained a "fork muscle", which is a new term, and the exploration of this muscle is also a major topic in human medicine.

The connection between the name "Xie Yalong" and Chinese football has seriously affected the image of Chinese football in the eyes of foreign friends and Chinese fans. It is even no exaggeration to say that "Xie Yalong has seriously stained Chinese football". Perhaps the stinking Chinese football cause is not Xie Yalong's original intention, but It has become a fait accompli and cannot be changed.

Looking at the fans in the stands entertaining themselves with "angry and mourning their misfortune", Degan was a little unbearable. After scoring his fifth goal of the game in the second half, Degan stood in the penalty area of the Chinese team, pointed to the VIP seat where Xie Yalong was sitting high, and suddenly shouted "Xie Yalong is out of class".

The voice was so loud that the whole stadium was quiet for three seconds, and then there were bursts of cheers. The camera lens also aimed at Lord Xie at the first time, and saw that the pig's waist face was twisted to twist out bitter water.

After shouting, Degan took the initiative to ask for the game, and Desart did not refuse. Anyway, he has led by five goals. It's not interesting to continue this game. It's better to save his strength and let Degan take a rest.

5:0 also became the final result of the game, perhaps to thank Degan for his righteous words. Tan kicked and Zheng Hei did not be cruel to the Belgian players, and Polinius also avoided the fate of being kicked.

After the game, when Degan was interviewed by Chinese reporters on the sidelines, he was also asked about the scene on the field just now. Degan pretended to be stupid and said, "Isn't that what Belgium means to refuel?"

Subsequently, Master Xie also generously forgave Degan's "ignorance" and said that Degan was his favorite player. After Degan learned about it, he couldn't eat his disgusting dinner.

Two consecutive victories, Belgium has appeared in advance. In the third scene of the group stage against the penniless New Zealand, Belgium made all the substitutes. Finally, with the second goal of Miralas Olympic Games and Fellani's goal, Belgium defeated Oceania fish 2-0 and advanced to Tao with a complete victory. Tata competition.

In the quarter-finals, Belgium faced the African cheetah Cameroon, but without Eto'o, a leading star, Cameroon is obviously not the opponent of Degan's leading European Red Devils.

2:0!

Digan scored twice. He has scored seven goals in this Olympic Games. His crazy state and superb skills have made Degan the most popular athlete in the Olympic Games. In addition, the media has excavated that Degan donated 10 million euros to the earthquake-stricken area before, and also called on Belgian players and Florence teammates for the disaster. The district's donation has caused a burst of Digan fever in China.

In the semi-finals, Belgium will face another team from Africa, Nigeria. At the 1996 Atlanta Olympics, Nigeria defeated Argentina in the final and won the gold medal.

In the original history, they also successfully reached the finals and finally met Argentina, but this time, in the face of the vigorous and brave Belgium, the African Eagles' Olympic gold medal dream was shattered.

Degan scored two goals in the first and second half, and also assisted Dembélé to score twice. In the end, he defeated his opponent 4-0 and advanced to the finals.

After the game, the Nigerian coach said: "It's really horrible. Standing with Degan, my players have become children. Belgium is completely dominant in this game, but my team is not completely absent. The only thing we lack is a Degan on the court, and this defect has also become The fundamental factor that kills us!"

In another semi-final at the same time, Argentina defeated Brazil 2:1 with Messi's pass and shot to reach the final.

The Olympic gold medal will also be born after the fierce confrontation between Degan and Messi, the two most famous young players in today's world football.

Before that, in a bronze medal battle, Brazil, with Ronaldinho's excellent performance, defeated Nigeria 2-0 and won a bronze medal, which was also the greatest comfort to Ronaldinho.

Because of Degan, countless Chinese fans have said that they will cheer for Belgium in the finals. Anyway, Belgium and the Chinese team's jerseys are red, and it is not a problem which team to cheer for.

"I know that many people are comparing me with Messi now, but what I want to say is that this comparison is unfair to me and Messi. We are two players with completely different characteristics. Of course I want to win the gold medal, but I know Messi must be more eager!"

The Belgian team is actively preparing for the game, and the Olympic Games have come to an end. But just one day before the start of the Olympic men's football finals, a news that has nothing to do with football broke out. A reporter took a picture of Degan's current girlfriend Elena and Portuguese star Kim Mauro hugging each other in Miami Beach. If two people have nothing to do with each other, they probably won't even believe it.

This incident was also nicknamed the "enemy wife gate" in the future. For a moment, Digan was once again pushed to the forefront of the storm, and his girlfriend was pried by the enemy on the court. People wanted to know what Degan would react to.