Chapter 38 The Childish Huangfuyi
In fact, Huangfuyi is not a person. He is gentle in appearance and evil in heart. He is such a person. Evil is not about character, but about the method of a real person, just like now:
"Xiaoyi, I'm your Aunt Xu."
"Auncle, what's the matter?"
"Oh, I can't chat with you if I have nothing to do. It really hurts my aunt's heart!"
"No, aren't I worried about you?"
"Well, worry about me. You're not worried about Xu Mio, are you?"
"No, don't I want to know my aunt's next plan?"
"I knew that you are taking revenge. Didn't our Xiaomiao paint makeup for you once when you were a child? Do you still remember it now?"
"Didn't I forget it a long time ago? Am I helping you?"
"Okay, okay, I know. Help me think of a way to treat him."
In fact, most of the bad moves that Xu Mio's mother came up with were Huang Fuyi's ideas, and the cooperation between the two has always been very pleasant.
Xu Mio's mother and Huang Fuyi's mother used to be good friends. The two used to be married. As a result, Mr. Huang Fuyi knew that Yi was a boy. In order not to break the oath, Xu Mio's mother prayed every day and prayed that Xu Mio was a girl. As a result, the hope was dashed, and Xu Miu's mother began to rectify the unfilial son. Plan.
Although Xu Mio doesn't remember these things, the old Huang Fuyi remembers it very clearly. What happened when he was a child was vivid in his mind for now.
"Aunt, how did you do what happened last time? It's really smart."
"No, I just wrote this on the dating website: I want a girlfriend, ask, grow old, the figure can be perfect, and weigh 180 pounds."
"Then you are so lucky that someone has even been recruited."
"Of course, I still chose the best person to make an appointment for him."
"What's wrong with that photo?"
"Then you see it. I downloaded the photo from browsing the Internet, and he will believe it."
"Yes, who made him like girls so much when he was a child, it should be like this."
"I said Yi, when will your mother come back here? I've been waiting for a long time."
"It's almost time. My mother is still waiting for my father to come back, so she will come here."
"It's still such a long time. If it hadn't been for your uncle Xu's business trip and didn't come back, I would have flown there long ago. Now I don't have to wait. When will you come to my house?"
"Well, I'll go if I have time."
"Do you have time? I said Xiaoyi, you are too busy. It's been more than a month, and I haven't found time yet. Come on, let's play with my son together.
"Auncle, Mio has grown up. If you let him know, why don't you kill me?"
"He dares, if it weren't for the unfilial son, maybe you are all married?"
"No, my aunt, there's no need to talk about it."
Huang Fuyi sighed that this sentence must be said every time we meet on the phone. If he is not sure about his sexual orientation, Huang Fuyi really wants to commit suicide.
"Okay, okay, I won't talk about it. Then you can go ahead and play next time. Remember to play."
"I know, auntie."
"You son, really."
As she spoke, Aunt Xu hung up the phone and didn't wait for Huang Fuyi to speak.
"It's really, alas, Xu Mio's poor baby."
What you think in your heart, do what you do in your hand. Pick up the phone and dialed Xu Mio's phone:
"Hey, what's the matter with you?"
"Is that your attitude? Is your aunt on the side?"
"No, I saw your phone. In order to avoid major things, I hid in the bathroom."
"No, I'm not terrible."
"Are you not terrible? It's my mother. Why are your mother and my mother good friends? Who can stand my mother? It's just my father."
"Don't talk nonsense. Be careful that your mother hears it."
"I know, I know, what's the matter? Tell me quickly. I'm still watching TV."
"What are you looking at? It's not a beauty pageant, is it?"
"How do you know?"
"Can I not know?"
As he spoke, and heard the affirmative answer, Huang Fuyi was a speechless king's roof.
"Bear by the way, Mio, do you know why your aunt plays with you like this?"
"I know, he has been nagging me since I was born, saying that I'm not a girl. Can you blame me, can you tell me?"
"No, but do you know what you have done wrong to me?"
"You are endless. Every time you say this, it's appetizing and makes me think, I don't know, how to do it?"
When Huang Fuyi on the other side of the phone heard such an answer, it was still the devilish smile.
"I know, I'll tell you. Just think about it slowly. When you think about it, I'll tell you."
"Tell me when I think about it? Then you don't have to tell me. I can't remember either."
"That's it. I remember my aunt called me just now and asked me to come to your house to play?"
"No, why didn't you say it earlier?"
"Isn't it too late for me to say it now? At least I haven't gone yet?"
"No, you are on your mind. Look, my mother called me. You will die tomorrow. You can't do anything else in the middle of the night. It's time to nag about those old things. Why is my life so miserable!"
"Hey hey, don't be too sad."
"The little man who gloated."
As Xu Mio said, in the middle of the night, Xu Mio's mother has been saying things that have not changed for a hundred years. From birth to now, even in the future, she must have a granddaughter for her. Now she should get married early and prepare for it.
"Mom, are you tired? Do you want to sleep first?"
"I'm not tired, don't break."
Xu Mio's mother said that she was not tired. In fact, she was already very sleepy. As soon as she finished speaking, she fell asleep on the sofa.
"Oh, really, it's like this every time."
Xu Mio reported his mother in the bedroom with a princess hug, took off his shoes and covered the quilt.
In fact, he didn't know that his mother did these things for himself, and she participated in these things, as well as Huang Fuyi, a boy with different appearances, hum.
It's like this every day. Xu Miao is used to it and doesn't care much. After all, this is the mother's pleasure. There is nothing to do here, but to play with herself.
Xu Mio has forgotten a lot of things about his childhood, but at least he still remembers that when he was in his small class, his mother began to attract the little girls in his class and find girls to play for himself. Is this a little early to go on a blind date?
Now Huang Fuyi is also a strange person. Now he is sitting on the sofa in the living room, thinking about Xu Mio's childhood. Those embarrassing things must be told to his children in the future and humiliate him.
No one will think that angelic people can actually count their good friends from childhood to adulthood, and even the children's generation for so long.
"Ah cut."
It's strange. How can you sneeze? Do you want to catch a cold?
It's already midnight. Xu Mio, who was about to go to bed, sighed and struggled. Do you want to get up and take some cold medicine?
I don't know that this is not the reason for sneezing, but the reason is that it is so funny, and the childish Huang Fuyi.
Time also passes slowly. In the past of different people, good and bad, good at evil!