Long live the King of Balls

Chapter 009 They were kicked in the head by a donkey?

Zhang Yang was dazzled by the flash, and it took more than ten seconds to get used to it. At this time, he had been surrounded by many reporters.

Fortunately, he had been used to and prepared for this for a long time. In the face of the media reporter, he almost handed the microphone in his mouth and did not panic.

"Zhang Yang, how do you feel about joining the Italian giant AC Milan? Are you happy?" A reporter asked excitedly.

"I'm very happy."

"Hello, Zhang Yang, AC Milan paid 43 million euros for you. This is the largest transfer in the transfer market so far this summer. Have you been mentally prepared for your worth?"

"The value is just a number. What matters is what kind of contribution I can make to the team in the future."

Zhang Yang's face twitched, and these questions really made him speechless.

In fact, Zhang Yang is not unaware of the 'habits' of these questions asked by domestic reporters. For this kind of Chinese-style question, Zhang Yang often saw it in front of the TV.

Let's give three examples, and we have the right to listen to jokes.

One: The most famous thing is that in the Olympic Games, a Chinese athlete won the gold medal. A reporter from CCTV did not give athletes a chance to rest and take a breath. In fact, they often interviewed for the first time. They like to do this--,

Reporter: "XXX, are you excited to win the gold medal?"

Athlete: "Excited."

Reporter: "Why are you excited?"

Athlete: "...! @#¥%”

Second: Everyone on earth knows that CCTV reporter Dongrina and Liu Xiang have a good relationship. Almost every classic shot of Liu Xiang has her appearance. Even if it was not the time to interview Liu Xiang, Dongrina must talk about Liu Xiang. Once, Dongrina interviewed another 110-meter hurdles track and field athlete Shi Dongpeng:

1. Do you think it's sad to be in the same era as Liu Xiang?" Shi Dongpeng, "¥...%#¥#."

2. Before the start of the game, he asked Shi Dongpeng again, "Are you confident that you will be the runner-up?? Because the champion is already Liu Xiang. At this moment, I believe that Shi Dongpeng was "down" again.

3. After the game, he asked Shi Dongpeng, "Did you try your best in the game just now?" Shi Dongpeng, who just lost the game, really wanted to cry without tears.

The third: In the men's basketball game that just ended, China won.

After the game, the CCTV reporter took the microphone and asked Yao Ming: Your parents are also here. What did you say to them?

Yao Ming: I will call them.

Reporter: Isn't it convenient to tell us?

Yao Ming: It's inconvenient.

Reporter: -_-!

Gossip: At this time, a reporter in Shanghai finally squeezed over, and the microphone almost poked Zhang Yang's chin. "Zhang Yang, what do you want to say about the national team that has not called you?"

"I have nothing to say." For this question, Zhang Yang made a cold face.

"If the national team calls you, will you play for the country?"

"I will." Zhang Yang was speechless again, and the fool would say 'no'.

"Are you confident that AC Milan will win the championship next season?"

"Yes."

"Zhang Yang, wearing AC Milan's No. 7 jersey, is there any pressure?"

"No. There is a lot of motivation."

There are too many reporters. Zhang Yang is under siege. Fortunately, at this time, the security personnel of the airport came over. With their help, Zhang Yang finally passed the encirclement of reporters. Then some fans who had been waiting here for a long time came up to present flowers for Zhang Yang. They also held banners with the words 'Warmly welcome Zhang Yang's return to China'.

Seeing what was written on it, Zhang Yang was stunned for a while. Why is this so familiar? I remember that when I watched the Olympic Games when I was a child, when the Olympic champion returned to China, he would receive such courtesy. I didn't expect to be treated like this one day.

Zhang Yang is very happy about the enthusiasm of the fans. He can show off to the reporters, but for the fans, Zhang Yang's attitude has always been very good.

He smiled and accepted the flowers sent by two beautiful female fans. In the face of the signatures and group photo requirements of the fans, he was not impatient until he found that there were more and more fans. There was nothing he could do. He could only tell everyone that he was tired of his long-distance travel and could only stop here. However, this could not stop the enthusiasm of the fans. Finally, with the help of security personnel, Zhang Yang got out of the encirclement awkwardly.

Zhang Dahai, the eldest brother who had been waiting outside for a long time, looked a little embarrassed and asked in surprise, "Why is this?"

Zhang Yang smiled bitterly, "I can't help it. Your brother is too famous now."

Zhang Dahai laughed and said, "I think other big stars have bodyguards. It seems that you will also have bodyguards in the future."

The eldest brother was just a joke, but Zhang Yang listened to it and thought that it was really necessary. In the past, he always felt that those big stars must have bodyguards to go in and out, mainly to show off and pull the wind. Now he has an experience in his heart, and celebrities also have their own helplessness.

Zhang Dahai knew that his brother Zhang Yang was very tired from the long-distance trip. He had already booked a hotel room and asked Zhang Yang to rest in Shanghai for one night, and then the two brothers would drive home the next day.

When the two brothers arrived at the hotel where they stayed, Zhang Yang chatted with his eldest brother for a while, and then he felt sleepy and went to bed to rest.

After a season of hard work, after the end of the season, he worried about the transfer. At this time, when he returned to China, Zhang Yang could finally relax. When he fell asleep, it was after three o'clock in the afternoon, and when he woke up, it was already eight o'clock in the evening.

Zhang Dahai booked a suite for Zhang Yang. Zhang Yang lived in a room. The eldest brother Zhang Dahai lived in another room. When Zhang Yang woke up, he knocked on the door of Zhang Dahai and no one answered. Then he noticed that there was a note on the table in the living room. It turned out that the boss had something to do and didn't know when he would come back at night.

Zhang Yang turned on the TV and lay on the sofa, thinking about whether to ask the hotel waiter to bring dinner or go out to eat. He wanted to go out for dinner, but after feeling the enthusiasm of the fans at the airport, Zhang Yang thought about it. In addition, he knew that although the hotel booked by the eldest brother for himself is relatively remote, it can be imagined that there will definitely be reporters who will find out here. If not, he will wait outside. You should never underestimate the power of paparazzi.

Just as he was about to call the waiter to deliver dinner, his mobile phone rang. He looked at the caller's number and said that the name was Zhong Dajun. Zhang Yang clicked and pressed the answer button.

"Hello, Zhong Daji."

"Hello, Zhang Yang. Have you had dinner yet? Zhong Dajun and Zhang Yang are also old friends, so he speaks more casually than ordinary reporters.

"Not yet." Zhang Yang smiled and said, "It's your treat?"

"No problem." Zhong Dajun laughed when he heard Zhang Yang's words, "I guessed, you haven't had dinner yet. I really guessed."

Hearing the laughter on the other end of the phone, Zhang Yang suddenly felt something was wrong. He asked, "Do you know where I am?"

Zhong Dajun said a name, which is the name of the hotel where Zhang Yang stayed. Zhang Yang was speechless, "I said, should I call you Mr. 007?"

"I'm flattered, I'm flat." Zhong Dajun said with a smile that he knew Zhang Yang's temper. Although he is a big star now, he is nostalgic and has nothing to put on airs.

"I'm afraid it's not just about having dinner." Zhang Yang sneered.

"It's just eating, I swear by my character."

"Do you still have a character?" Zhang Yang smiled, "Place?"

"The VIP hall on the seventh floor of your hotel."

Zhang Yang listened, smiled and said, scratched his head, and hung up the phone. He also had to praise Zhong Dajun's carefulness. This guy knew that he didn't want to show up now, so he went straight to the hotel. However, on second thought, this guy is a reporter himself. Maybe he is afraid that his peers will grab a job, so he does it like an underground party.

Zhang Yang and Zhong Dajun sitting together are not very luxurious, but in the beautifully decorated private room, the two have already finished dinner. At this time, both of them's expressions are a little strange.

The corners of Zhang Yang's mouth twitched. He wanted to laugh, but he couldn't laugh. He pointed to Zhong Dajun and coughed, "Did they really say that?"

Zhong Dajun was also very embarrassed. He nodded helplessly, "I'm just a message. They don't know where they know that I'm familiar with you, so they let me send a message. However, don't worry, I'm on your side."

"Go, you're on my side. I'm not interested in you." Zhang Yang curled his lips, and you had the nerve to say that. Don't think I didn't know. You were arrogant at the beginning, and everyone wanted to know that we had a good relationship.

A leader of the Chinese Football Association asked his men to find Zhong Dajun. He asked Zhong Dajun to send a message to Zhang Yang, saying that the Football Association valued Zhang Yang very much, and the national team also needs such a talent. As long as Zhang Yang publicly issued an apology statement, he apologized for his previous impulsive behavior and expressed his desire to join the national team. The Football Association will open up and recruit Zhang Yang to the national team and the national Olympic team.

When Zhang Yang heard Zhong Dajun's words, he was speechless. More than a year ago, Zhang Yang clashed with Abidal in Li Ligue. After being provoked by Abidal, he beat Abidal and was banned by the French Football Association. At that time, the Football Association did not know which way cramped and coaxed, saying that he was very disappointed with Zhang Yang's behavior, saying that he smeared Chinese football and would open Zhang Yang. Excluding the national team. It is worth mentioning that at that time, Zhang Yang had never been selected into the national team, and he became the first Chinese player to be expelled from the national team.

Zhang Yang was really speechless. At that time, he was 'bullied' in Ligue 1. The Football Association did not come out to help, and he hurriedly came out to shout for killing. Of course, Zhang Yang later learned that this was the punishment of the Football Association and punished him for talking nonsense. At that time, Zhang Yang told his story in an interview with the French media. When the media reported, he mentioned that Zhang Yang was framed by a coach in a club in China, and said that this kind of thing was not uncommon in Chinese football, which caused the Football Association to be furious, believing that Zhang Yang was unobstructed, unorganized and undisciplined. It spread rumors to slander Chinese football. Therefore, at that time, the Football Association did not like this boy. After that, there was a court conflict between Zhang Yang and Abidal. The Football Association immediately held high the banner of justice and announced the removal of the 'harm horse'.

This is how the whole thing happened. Obviously, Zhang Yang did not think he had done anything wrong. Now, the gang of the Football Association wants him to apologize. Zhang Yang's first thought is, is there anything wrong with those people's brains?

"Is there any problem with them?" Zhang Yang pointed to Zhong Dajun's head, "Or were their heads kicked by donkeys?"

"It was they who were kicked in the head by the donkey, not me." Zhong Dajun smiled bitterly, "Don't point at me. I'm not a donkey."