Long live the King of Balls

Chapter 082 Eating and Drinking Trio

Zhang Yang is not a person who can manage himself. The house is too big and troublesome to clean, so he never cleans. He regularly invites a special cleaning company to come - as for eating, it is even easier. He can cook by himself. Moreover, not far from next door is Kaka's house. Zhang Yang often goes out for dinner.

Ronaldo despises the flamboyant behavior. Zhang Yang was a little embarrassed. After not going there for a few days, Kaka asked Zhang Yang, did he think Caroline's food didn't suit his taste?

Zhang Yang said no, but he felt too embarrassed.

Kaka smiled and said that you'd better go. Caroline rarely met someone who liked her cooking skills.

Of course, Zhang Yang knows that Kaka is a euphemistic invitation. In fact, Caroline's Brazilian cuisine is quite good.

Facing the empty big house, Zhang Yang is sometimes not as comfortable as the apartment he used to live in in Marseille, especially now it's autumn. When he comes back from training at night to face this empty and dark big house, he feels a little cold.

Although it is not decent all day long, you can whistle when you see beautiful women. There are a lot of collections of H books, and you also have a lot of research on island love action movies. But in his heart, he still enjoys the happiness brought by a sincere feeling.

However, it seemed to know that Zhang Yang had a big house, which was empty. Soon, his peaceful life was disrupted.

After the match with Lazio, it is the national team match day. However, there are still several AC Milan who do not need to participate in the national team, such as captain Maltini, who must be Siedoff, such as Ronaldo.

When the old trio in Milan, Maldini, Sedov and Ronaldo appeared at the door of Zhang Yang's house, looking at the proud smile on Maldini's face, Zhang Yang vaguely felt that there was a conspiracy that was gradually approaching him, because that smile was too familiar to be the captain's honest face. If you cheat, the captain is by no means an easy person to play tricks on people. He can be called a trick expert.

However, it's a guest. Zhang Yang could only welcome Maldini's sudden visit with a smile.

"It's like this, Zhang Yang." Maldini began to talk about their intention to visit. "I heard from Ronnie that you are good at cooking. We decided to arrange a weekly cooking exchange with you, okay?"

It's difficult for Zhang Yang to understand Maldini's words, cooking communication? Why are you still here with him? Wait, you didn't ask for my permission.

"Because you still live alone and the kitchen is relatively large." Maldini seemed to guess what Zhang Yang was thinking and took the initiative to explain.

Zhang Yang thought about it for a while and decided to agree. Anyway, it won't be too troublesome once a week. Anyway, he is alone in his own family. It's always empty. A few more people also become more popular. Moreover, this is also an opportunity to have a good relationship with the bosses. The captain is good to himself. He can't give him this face.

Three days later, Zhang Yang found that he had made some small mistakes in his judgment. Why did the weekly cooking exchange become once a day because of the delicious food he made? Why is it that Zhang Yang is busy in and out of the kitchen every time while Maldini takes his two brothers to watch TV and watch melon seeds in the living room? Why haven't they left after eating for three days?

Zhang Yang felt as if he was trapped in a conspiracy. In the past, when he was in Marseille, the victim of this kind of thing seemed to be Nasri or Yashioi. Anyway, his smart self and the cunning Ribery would not be fooled. Why is it inexplicably my turn this time? If you are not careful, you will be fooled!

Thinking that the originator of this matter was Ronaldo, Zhang Yang slandered the fat man to protect his girl these days.

After two days of psychological struggle, Zhang Yang decided to expose his nature a little. The so-called little bit is just that when Maldini and others were lying on the sofa watching TV and talking, Zhang Yang also sat and talked nonsense with them. By the way, he looked at Ronaldo's face and praised little by little, and finally even the captain's stomach protested.

Sedof was purely a soy sauce. He heard the captain's stomach protest, and Ronaldo's face changed repeatedly there, but Zhang Yang seemed to be nothing. He didn't know that Zhang Yang was intentional. He almost endured internal injury with laughter.

"I'm hungry." Ronaldo asked Maldini.

The captain's face was old. At this time, it was also the old man who blushed and nodded, and then Ronaldo looked at Zhang Yang, which meant, hurry up, we were hungry.

Zhang Yang picked up a melon seed, threw it into his mouth, clicked, and spit out the melon seed skin. These guys are eating and drinking.

Really, Zhang Yang was very determined on this day, and he insisted on not cooking. Just as Ronaldo finally couldn't stand it and planned to go out to find a place to eat, the phone in Zhang Yang's living room rang.

As soon as he answered the phone, he heard the voice of Kaka at the other end of the phone. The roaring grass and mud horse in Zhang Yang's heart was running wildly. He covered the microphone and said to Ronaldo, "Kaka asked me to come over for dinner. Look--"

'The alien' almost grabbed the microphone and said to Kaka at the other end, "We'll be there soon." Then he hung up the phone.

Kaka on the other end of the phone was stunned. Caroline, the wife next to her, asked at a glance, "What's the matter, honey?"

"Ronnie said they would be there soon." Kaka said. Then he saw his wife's surprised expression. Caroline asked, "Honey, are you sure you heard Ronnie say that they will be there soon?"

"Of course." Kaka said. Then he saw his wife get up and go to the kitchen. "What are you doing, honey?"

"Today's food is definitely not enough." Caroline said with a wry smile.

"Why?" Kaka asked that he had just returned from the national team. Obviously, he was not clear about Zhang Yang's family's mixed threesome in recent days. However, Caroline must have heard something about it.

This meal is so delicious. Why didn't I feel that mixing is such a pleasant thing before?

What makes Zhang Yang intolerable is that Ronaldo not only did not restrain, but also expanded the members of the mixed food group he led. This time, he also brought his new brother Pato.

Although Pato will not be qualified to represent AC Milan until the winter transfer window opens, this shy Brazilian guy is already training with the AC Milan team.

When Zhang Yang first saw Pato, he thought of Nasri. Then, Zhang Yang's first thought was that he was a guy who could bully him, just like he bullied Nasri in Marseille. Thinking of Nasri, he smiled at the corners of his mouth. He is now looking forward to the Champions League knockout stage. It would be great if he could meet Bayern Munich in Ribery or Arsenal in Nasri.

Pato naturally didn't know that Zhang Yang was thinking of such a terrible idea. The first impression of Zhang Yang was good. This Chinese player is very lively and humorous. He has a good popularity in the team. He should be easy to get along with.

That day, after the training, Zhang Yang just got home and saw Ronaldo coming with Pato. Anyway, that's what Ronaldo said. He said he came to visit, and Zhang Yang said, can I swear? Your sister, your residence is at least half an hour's drive from me. You don't go to the door. You're looking for a reason to eat and mixing. I despise it.

At this time, Zhang Yang began to miss the simple Nasri and Yashioi more and more.

Zhang Yang originally planned to bombard Ronaldo out or let Brother Rabbit Teeth invite him to dinner. However, for the sake of Pato's first visit, he put up with it. Moreover, when he was busy in the kitchen, Zhang Yang felt more and more that this was the reason why Ronaldo brought Pato. Brother Tuya knew that he was a good-looking person and would not act rudely.

When Zhang Yang was busy in the kitchen alone, he ran in alone. Zhang Yang looked carefully, but it was a shy Pato.

"Is there anything I can do for you?" Pato asked politely.

Zhang Yang smiled and said, "I can do it alone." He likes honest people.

Pato walked around the kitchen and smiled shyly: "Is there anything to eat? I'm hungry."

Zhang Yang was stunned, and then he took out a box of thumb biscuits from the cabinet and handed them to Pato. This is what he brought from China.

Pato didn't take the thumb biscuit. He thought about it with some difficulty and finally said, "Well... I don't like cookies."

"Then it seems that you can only wait until dinner. I have nothing else here except this." Zhang Yang put the thumb biscuit into the cabinet again.

Pato immediately blushed and said shyly, "Is there really nothing else?"

"No more." Zhang Yang said angrily, your sister, this is the last stock. The good things brought from China have been made up by those three guys.

Seeing Zhang Yang's angry, Pato's face turned redder.

Zhang Yang ignored this little suffering and continued to be busy. Although this guy said that he didn't like these guys to make trouble, he just said verbally that everyone was willing to make trouble, which also showed that he was popular. Zhang Yang felt that his idea was really not good. However, when he cooks Chinese food, he still likes to show off and wants to show his craftsmanship.

While beating eggs, Zhang Yang heard the opening of the cabinet and a chatty sound behind him. He turned around. Pato was holding a biscuit in his mouth. Seeing Zhang Yang turn around, he stuffed the biscuit into his mouth in a panic and showed a rather awkward smile by the way.

"Are you from Ethiopia?" Zhang Yang couldn't laugh or cry.

The latter blushed even more. After a while, he actually finished eating the biscuits. Pato clapped his hands and said with embarrassment, "I'm sorry, Zhang Yang, I've eaten it all. Is there any water?"

"Living room, go down by yourself." Zhang Yang said angrily.

"Oh." Pato nodded awkwardly. After a while, Zhang Yang heard Ronaldo's unbridled smile in the living room. He really wants to go and get rid of Brother Rabbit Teeth.

However, the only thing that makes Zhang Yang happy is that Pato was shocked by Zhang Yang after eating this meal, saying that he had never eaten such delicious food, which greatly satisfied someone's vanity.

"Come often if you like." Zhang Yang said with a smile.

"Uh-huh, uh-huh." Pato stuffed a piece of twice-cooked meat into his mouth and nodded fiercely.

Zhang Yang really wanted to slap himself.

PS: I have a cold and feel dizzy. After this chapter is finished, the pig's head feels a pain and plans to delete it. Looking at the time, it was too late, so I had to send it out. At this time, I remembered that I seemed to have seen a similar joke a long time ago. No wonder.