Long live the King of Balls

Chapter 167 Be careful of your buttocks

I have always admired the flamboyant Cruyve, the godfather of Barcelona, and this time he is also angry.

Cruyff is the godfather of Barcelona. His contribution to the team is respected by all Barcelona fans. The glory of the player era and the dream team in the era of the head coach are well known, and perhaps more important. He is one of the founders and leaders of the best cash youth training camp La Masia, which he built. The structural blueprint of 433 has been set up to teach the students the leading direction. Barcelona's football concept is an extremely special one, among which Cruyff's role is immeasurable. His dream team is a world-class player in all positions, Stoickov, Roma Riocoman Guadio La Su Pisareta... Wait, that team won four consecutive league championships and the 1992 UEFA Champions League... It was a dynasty. If it hadn't been for the Milan dynasty against him, the dream team at that time would have been almost invincible all over the world.

Cruyff's influence in Barcelona is so great that he came out to talk. It can be imagined that he was really angry.

He criticized Zhang Yang's lack of respect for a traditional rich family with a long history like Barcelona.

The Catalan media is really angry. Zhang Yang dares to say that if Maradona stays in Barcelona, he will not become the king of the ball? That's not true!

Well, if the words of publicity are not enough to trigger a huge group mockery, then what happened later is suspected of being deliberately pushed by the media.

The reporter of the Daily Sports News contacted a professor who studied Chinese at a university in Barcelona and asked what it meant. The professor who was 'deep' in Chinese research told the Daily Sports that in the ancient countries of the East, this is a relatively mysterious statement, um, probably Thinking is the meaning of born with hatred and born with hatred!

As soon as this is said, it's okay.

Barcelona's mouthpiece "Daily Sports" immediately published a cartoon to express their anger.

In the cartoon, Zhang Yang is described as the devil holding a trident. The trident is pointing to the Camp Nou Stadium. He asked the opponent who blocked his progress. It was Messi, "Do you think I can destroy this place?" Messi's answer with angel's wings made people say, "I'm sorry, Zhang, I used a crystal ball for divination. I didn't see your so-called scene." Barcelona's mouthpiece cartoon is undoubtedly saying that Zhang Yang should not be arrogant, we have Messi!

Catalans criticized Zhang Yang.

In addition, several Barcelona players have also supported the media's approach. They have publicly criticized the excessive behavior of publicity.

Zhang Yang felt that he was very wronged. Peat, who told you that the incompatibility of the eight characters is the hatred of heaven? It's terrible to be uneducated! I'm full. I hate a rich club when I have nothing to do?!

After learning about this, Mendes rushed to Barcelona for crisis public relations. I learned from Zhang Yang that the biggest root cause of the matter was the translation error of the professor in Barcelona who thought he was 'proficient in Chinese', and Mr. 'super agent' was also laughing and crying.

"The profound culture of ancient oriental countries is not what you can imagine." Zhang Yang said proudly.

"The first thing you need to do now is to explain this." Mendes said.

Is the explanation useful? Are Barcelona fans willing to believe what their media said, or are they willing to believe what I say? Zhang Yang scratched his head.

"Anyway, it's a matter of attitude to make a statement." Mendes said seriously.

"Leave it to you to operate." Zhang Yang didn't say anything. This is too painful.

"Okay." Mendes nodded and said to himself, "Have I done less to wipe your ass?"

Mendes held a small press conference, saying that Zhang Yang had no intention to offend Barcelona, and all misunderstandings were due to translation errors and understanding. As for whether Barcelona fans will believe what he said, just look at these messages on the Barcelona Fan Forum.

"China. Pig. Get out of here."

"Barcelona's boys, teach him a good lesson!"

"Zhang, you will be sent to the gallows!"

The development of things is getting worse and worse. In fact, this is related to a concept of discrimination against Chinese people in Spanish society. In the report, the Spanish media exaggeratedly said that the cause of some turmoil in society is caused by Chinese people. It is said that many of the underworlds in Spain are controlled by Chinese people, and that Chinese people are washed. Black money is tax evasion. A Chinese once complained on a domestic forum, "Some people on the subway say that Chinese people are all gangsters. In school, they point to our Chinese children and say that these are all gangsters. Some people go to our candy store to buy something and buy something for 5 euros, and he will pay. You are 4 yuan. Anyway, you Chinese don't pay taxes. This 1 yuan is what we Spain should pay, so we don't pay... This was not the case before, but this situation has begun to appear in the past two years.

Zhang Yang naturally doesn't know the deep relationship. Anyway, his feeling is that he has also explained this matter through the media. This is simply a translation error in the Daily Sports News. Now everything is his fault. Moreover, Zhang Yang seriously suspects that the Catalan media is intentional, knowing that it is It's their fault, but for the sake of hype, it's definitely not about slaming the shit basin on their heads.

The most direct impact of this matter is that Barcelona fans have a bad perception of Zhang Yang, and Zhang Yang is really getting more and more unhappy with Barcelona. The development of things is always relative. There is no love for no reason, and no hatred for no reason.

Well, it is worth mentioning that Naples fans now have a good feeling about publicity. Obviously, the publicity sentence, "If Maradona leaves Barcelona, he may not become the king of the ball. Naples has made Maradona, and Maradona has also made Naples." Neapolitans love to hear this very much. Aiwu and Wu actually have a good impression of Zhang Yang. We can fully imagine that when Zhang Yang visited the St. Paul Stadium in Naples with the team, there will certainly not be too many boos, and some fans will applaud him.

The training to adapt to the field is very simple, that is, to warm up, do a set of positioning drills, and then play a 20-minute practice match. After finishing this, Ancelotti let the whole team adapt to the locker room.

Entering the visiting team's locker room, Zhang Yang and other young people who had not visited the Camp Nou Stadium deliberately made a fuss and made a fus about the visiting team dressing room at the Camp Nou Stadium.

And the veterans who know the situation here, such as Maldini, Nesta, Cafut and others, laughed and said nothing.

The visiting team locker room at Nou Camp Stadium is really enough... I have visited the visiting team locker room of many teams, and I have seen many simple and outrageous visiting team locker rooms. However, he really didn't expect the famous Camp Nou locker room to be so simple and simple. There is nothing I can do. Who wants to use this locker room is the away team ball. Where are the members?

A row of benches, well, it's like the kind of benches in the park. It's wooden. Behind the bench, there is a row of wardrobes, and the wardrobes are also made of wood. Zhang Yang seriously suspects that this is the cheapest fir board, a Roman pole, a few hangers, and a place for sneakers underneath. This is the visiting team's locker room at Camp Nou.

"Ouch." Gulkuv exclaimed.

When everyone looked over, Gulkuv stood up awkwardly and pointed to the chair he had just sat in, "I didn't break it."

It turned out that the bench was 'bad' by Gulkuv.

Everyone on earth knows that this is not Gulkuv's broken physique... I'm afraid it's the reason why the visiting team's locker room has been in disrepair. Well, if it had to be a conspiracy theory, the maintenance staff at Camp Nou Stadium may have known about the situation in the visiting team's locker room for a long time, but deliberately turned a blind eye to it.

He muttered unpleasurely, "This is too much. Barcelona has lost its demeanor."

Although the visiting team locker room at San Siro Stadium is also very different from the luxury of the home team's locker room, it is better than the visiting team's dressing room at Camp Nou Stadium. Well, at least, this bench is made of leather. Although it is not leather, it is artificial leather, but anyway, sit on it. It feels much better than sitting on a wooden bench.

"Well, don't think so much. Who wants to use this locker room is the visiting team players? Be careful not to get hurt in the locker room. Ancelotti had to interrupt the players' complaints loudly. Of course, from the gentleman's mouth, it was completely obvious that there was still points of resentment.

Ancelotti asked everyone to sit down, and now it's time to arrange the tactics of tomorrow's game.

Including Zhang Yang, I really don't dare to be careless about Ancelotti's sentence 'Don't get hurt in the locker room'. If you sit in a chair that is not too strong and hurt your buttocks, you will win the jackpot. There is no place to cry.

"I don't think I need to introduce it again. You know better than anyone what the current situation is like. Tomorrow's game is very important to us. We are two goals ahead of Barcelona. Ancelotti raised two fingers. The advantage of two goals seems to be very big, but our opponent is Barcelona. You must be deeply touched by the strength of this team. So, don't think that we have the advantage of two goals and be careless. No one is qualified to be proud before promotion. In this game, I ask you to treat this game as Play zero to zero. Don't think that we have a two-ball advantage.

In fact, Ancelotti did not mean to be alarmist at all. In the face of Barcelona's opponent, there is only a two-ball lead, which is really a little paralyzed.

Barcelona is strong and aggressive. It is especially worth mentioning that at Camp Nou, the team's combat effectiveness can often be increased by 50 percentage points!

Visiting the Camp Nou is not an easy thing for any team.

What's more, this season, Barcelona is out early in the competition for the La Liga championship. This season, the Catalan giants only have the Champions League championship to work hard. If it is eliminated, this season is almost over ahead of schedule. Therefore, it can be imagined that this game, Ba Cerro is going to die.

PS: The second update.