053, peerless torture

"I have no grudge against him," Zhujin innocently crossed his arm. "Really, I won't lie to you. We just live on the same mountain and have seen a few times."

The bully still twisted angrily, but he couldn't get rid of Danzhu's hand and could only complain loudly: "[Male voice] happens to live on the same mountain? Bah! You obviously came to rob my territory on purpose! [ Female voice] Since you came, all the little demons on the mountain have not paid attention to me anymore and ran to lick your feet! [ Male voice] The banshee is fine, [female voice] You can't even accept the male demon, you--!"

Zhujin was on fire: "Farm!" He stepped on his face and couldn't avoid it. He stepped on his nose and bleed.

Danzhu kindly reminded, "Take it easy. If you step on it, you won't be able to find out Si Nan's whereabouts."

Tang Xiaotang quickly came forward and pulled Zhu Jin away. Based on the concept of etiquette before soldiers, she persuaded each other kindly: "The hatred between you and the teacher is between you. Sinan is what Miss Yanru gave me. I have no grudge against you. Hurry up and return it to me. I can still tell you a few words of love."

"Bah!" He spit on her rudely, "[male voice] has no eyes, big chest and no brain, who cares you to plead for mercy! You are just a fool who [female voice] was confused by the fox demon's face!"

It doesn't matter if you have eyes and no beads. It's too big and brainless. Danzhu solemnly warned: "At this time, you still attack. Isn't it shameful that the resentment between you and Zhujin involves innocent people?"

"That's right, I'm still brainless, and I'm not afraid of insulting this word, yo!" Zhujin didn't finish her words. She was stamped hard on the instep and jumped up with her feet in her arms.

Tang Xiaotang's nose was even crooked: "Shut up!" Turning around and looking around, he brought up the small blackboard he bought when he began to plan the nursery. Hiahia laughed a few times and said, "Don't eat punishment wine, right? I'm not an S person, but I'm not a person, you two! Put your ears up!"

Danzhu's eyes moved slightly, and the experience of reincarnation in the world made him see through Tang Xiaotang's plan at a glance and covered his ears very obediently.

Zhujin: "?"

Tang Xiaotang put the small blackboard on his head, then raised his little thumb and put his nails against the blackboard——

"Ji--!"

The ground collapsed and lacked a Thunderbolt. The harsh sound of nails scraping the blackboard instantly made Zhu Jin's red hair stand up and quickly blocked his ears with his hands, but the magic sound was so powerful that it still penetrated his scalp.

"Don't scrape!!!" Zhujin shouted crazily.

Tang Xiaotang's ears were stuffed with soundproof earplugs and continued to scrape expressionlessly. No matter how unbearable Zhujin was, he directly escaped from the seal. The overlord, who had no protective measures and was close to the sound source, foamed in a coma as early as the terrible sound effect.

After the torture, Tang Xiaotang took off his earplugs, reached out and patted his white face with a kind smile: "Dear, where is my Si Nan?"

The bully almost didn't die. He stretched out his tongue and said, "I'll go to you..."

Tang Xiaotang nodded: "Oh, I haven't enjoyed enough yet, so let's continue." He wanted to continue to scrape, and the bully quickly begged for mercy: "Don't scrape! I admit defeat, and Sinan is in my universe bag.

Tang Xiaotang put away the small blackboard with satisfaction and patted Danzhu: "Ok, let him go. - You don't seem to be very affected?"

Danzhu put her hand down halfway. At this time, she asked and answered very calmly, "If the sound frequency is too high, the dog's ears can't hear it."

The loose hegemony got up breathlessly, unwillingly untied the universe bag at his waist, took out Si Nan from it, and handed it over cursingly: "Don't think you can fly away after once you pack me up. I tell you, I won't let go of that dead fox spirit!"

Tang Xiaotang forced him to hand over Si Nan without a bloody blade. When he was in a good mood, he couldn't help asking more: "The teacher robbed your woman or your man?"

He wiped his chin with his backhand and replied angrily, "In those years, I helped Dayu control the water and made contributions to the common people's society. Fuxi personally engraved words on his back armor and named me the mountain god of Shouyang Mountain. That's called a suit to return home. Who doesn't hold me as a hero? He has been doing well for thousands of years. Just after he came, everything has changed!"

As soon as the angry head came up, the voice of the man and the woman got up again: "[Female] All the banshees ran to him to pay attention. When they saw me, they either ignored me or gathered in a pile of laughter! [ Male] All the people who worshipped me and wanted to worship me as their teacher also ran away! [ Female] are scrambling to wash, cook and sweep the bed for him. Why, [male] why? Just because he looks a little better than me?"

"Although I don't advocate judging people by their appearance, but hegemony," Tang Xiaotang looked at him with his cheek and said sympathetically, "It's not the teacher's fault. Everyone loves beauty. If you blame those little demons for having eyes and don't know gold and jade. How innocent the teacher is, he doesn't want to be good-looking, right? Of course, although you are not as tall and handsome as him, you have achievements, right?

He jumped up angrily and took off his coat and turned his back to her: "That's right! Why are they all so blind?"

Tang Xiaotang: "..."

Danzhu: "..."

On his broad back, which is less than 1.6 meters tall, there are four words "turtle-haired rabbit horn" engraved in the handwriting of Emperor Fuxi.

"...Are you sure you have engraved words on your back to praise merit and virtue?" Tang Xiaotang asked ironicly.

He proudly crossed the waist of the bucket: "Of course, Emperor Fuxi told me that he carved me four words with tortoise hair and rabbit horns, which means the same as rare phoenix hairs, which refers to extremely rare and extremely precious things in the world!"

How can the turtle-haired rabbit horns and phoenix horns be the same? How can they be the same! Have you ever seen a turtle with long hair and rabbits with long horns? Isn't this satire on your so-called merits that are completely non-existent and completely meaningless?

Tang Xiaotang was very sympathetic and couldn't bear to break his beautiful vision, so he had to agree and nodded: "Yes, yes, it's really a thousand years of merit, immortality."

After hearing this, he immediately opened his eyebrows and smiled: "You still have vision! I appreciate you! Be my apprentice and make you a hero!"

"Thank you!"

After sending away the hegemony who received the good man card, Tang Xiaotang went out of the sealing space to find Zhujin and prepared to return home.

Red Fox and Chaoge Mountain God were sitting in front of the cave chatting. Seeing her come out, Chaoge Mountain God pulled down the mask and put it on, and greeted with a smile, "Is the trial finished? Where's my ocean?"

Tang Xiaotang was stunned and mourned: "I forgot! What should I do? I've already chased people away..."

Chaoge Mountain God said "um" and directly turned his head to ask the red fox, "Your new apprentice doesn't seem to pay much attention to me, or does she usually don't pay much attention to you?"

The red fox lay on the ground and said lazily, "Does she dare? She is just stupid, slow-moving, and likes to forget things.

Gongshan smiled and said, "That's all? I remember that your conditions for taking an apprentice are harsher than anyone else. Miss Xiaotang doesn't look like a person who will do great things. It seems that it's better to help Xiang..." "Don't mention her again, or even you will turn against me."

The sudden turn of the red fox silenced the Chaoge Mountain God for a short time and whispered, "I know."

Tang Xiaotang apologetically dragged out the small blackboard and handed it to the Chaoge Mountain God: "This is for you. If you don't hand over the spices, you can scrape it with your nails like this." After making a demonstration, he smiled and thanked the god of the mountain.

"Go home, girl." The red fox trembled, got up from the ground, silently handed a rune paper to the God of Geshan. It came over and greeted Tang Xiaotang to ride on his back, turning into a glare.

Chaogeshan God held a small blackboard in his hand, smiled slightly at the corners of his mouth behind the mask, and an idea in his mind gradually took shape.

When she got home, it was almost dinner time, and Tang Xiaotang had to panic to cook. Due to the addition of a temporary foodie at home, a meal took more time and energy, so it was not until she went to bed at night that she finally had time to sit down and talk with Zhujin.

"In fact, I don't think Ba Xiajun is so bad. He is nothing more than jealous of you and a little stupid." Tang Xiaotang lay on ** cutting fruit and kindly excused Ba Xia. "Is it human? When you see someone more powerful than yourself, you will inevitably have a little uneven emotions and destroy our nursery with a moment of impulse."

The rabbit chewed the fresh cabbage and answered absent-mindedly: "I don't want to know him. You don't need to make love. I seriously thought about it. If I hadn't told the monster on the mountain the real meaning of the four words on his back, I wouldn't have had a grudge against him."

Tang Xiaotang said, "It's not appropriate to solve the enemy. Next time we have a chance to meet, the teacher will apologize to him."

"Apologize?!" The rabbit suddenly blew up, "Don't think about it! If it hadn't been for his Unresto virtue, he would have come to me if he had nothing to do, and run all over the mountains all day, showing off a few words on his back. How could I be so idle that he could run to expose him? That's what he asked for!"

Tang Xiaotang had to wave his hand again and start another game.

BIUBIUBIU cut for a while and never broke the highest record left by Situ Yan. Tang Xiaotang got up a little discouraged and got some eye drops. Seeing that the rabbit had eaten and drunk enough to rest in the nest, he somehow remembered what happened in Chaoge Mountain during the day.

"Teacher."

"Hmm?"

"Is the rune paper you used today the transmission letter that Xiaoyan mentioned to me before?"

The rabbit stretched out in the nest, pulled its body long, and casually replied, "Well, it was given by Qingyao. It's the mountain god of Chaoge Mountain, Qingyao, and Chaoge mountains and rivers are lush with grass. That boy has a lot of money, transmission charm and so on.

Tang Xiaotang nodded silently. Situ Yan, who came from the spell master family, once told her in detail about the knowledge of transmission charms. There are two ways for people and monsters to enter the turbid world. One is through a fixed entrance, such a path near the company where her father works and near the Moon Bridge on the Z campus, and the other is It is through the transmission to directly reach the designated location of the fantasy world.

The former does not require any financial resources to enter and exit the fantasy world as long as you are capable, but you can only reach the same place at a time through the same entrance; while the latter is more like a convenient direct car. When you arrive at a place in the fantasy world, you can record this place with rune paper, and next time you can It is very convenient to send it directly from anywhere.

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