113, meet someone who is not good

Early Sunday morning, Tang Xiaotang took the cheap labor prisoner Niu Xiansen by boat to the International Trade Center in X City for big purchases.

Because they are going to open up the wasteland in a place of lightning and thunder, even if the prisoner can make his brother, the three of them have the ability to walk to him alive. Tang Xiaotang asked himself that he is an oil bottle with negative combat effectiveness, so he can only make up for it. In addition to all kinds of daily necessities of food and drink, it is also best. Prepare some self-defense props.

There are darts, nunchaku and boxing gloves on the sports shelves of the supermarket, which are good props for hand-to-hand combat. Tang Xiaotang took five sets of darts and prepared to throw the rubber target, leaving the darts as a hidden weapon.

"What is this?" The prisoner cow took a beat from the shelf in the daily necessities area opposite.

The salesman immediately came enthusiastically: "This_is_a_new_kind_of_swatter..."

The prisoner cow was full of question marks, and Tang Xiaotang quickly inserted: "Dear, you are mistaken that he is Chinese. Well, he is from Xinjiang, so his hair is blonde and speaks Chinese."

The salesman immediately switched the language: "This is our latest electric fly swab. It can be used for six to eight hours after charging for 12 hours. The voltage can be adjusted here, and there is also children's mode, and it is light and strong. Miss, you can try it."

Charged? That dared to be good, Tang Xiaotang decisively said, "Give me six!"

The salesman was moved to pick up the goods, and the prisoner asked puzzledly, "Why buy so much? There are no mosquitoes in Zhoushan.

"Hey, you don't understand," Tang Xiaotang took the electric fly racket the size of a children's tennis racket in his hand and laughed, "Isn't the monster in the mountain good at discharge attack? Then I will take Gang Kegang. You can discharge electricity, and I can also take a picture of your face. High-tech products should not be electrocuted. It's safe and reassuring.

Tang Xiaotang's calculation is very good. The journey usually lasts six days, one a day. If it is not open all the time, six to eight hours is more than enough.

But when the salesman quoted the price, she immediately stopped cooking.

"So expensive?!" Looking at the three-digit unit price, Tang Xiaotang let out a local howl, "Can't this be? Isn't it just a plastic racket?"

The salesman carefully corrected: "This is not plastic, but organic fiber. It is very strong. Even if there is no electricity, it can be used as a self-defense tool. As long as the strength is strong enough to break people's heads."

Tang Xiaotang looked at him speechlessly: "Have you tested it with human brains?"

The salesman coughed and whispered, "To tell you the truth, this is the anti-theft use of the company's warehouse. I just beat a short-eyed thief in the hospital last month."

That's good. Tang Xiaotang is very satisfied with the beat, but more than 100 is too exaggerated, far beyond his prediction. If he really wants to buy six, he will drink the northwest wind this month.

While hesitating, a familiar voice came from the children's food area at the corner: "Brother Hao asked me to go for lunch."

It happened to be the day when primary school students finished their final exam and ushered in the summer vacation. The supermarket launched promotional activities. At the entrance of the inflatable castle stood two staff dressed as cartoon characters, one held a wooden card and wrote a book "20% off for the summer reward", and the other held a small tray to give sugar to passing children.

A young man in a white T-shirt turned his back to this side and was talking to the gray wolf. The other party pulled out his huge head and put it aside, and struggled to reach out to pull the zipper behind him. The young man turned around to help him and showed his face - Huang Qihui.

A group of alpacas roared past Tang Xiaotang's heart, and the shopping cart didn't care, and he rushed over with a few big steps.

Huang Qi was about to get into the airtight uniform when Tang Xiaotang ran to her and asked loudly, "What are you doing? Don't be a good model, come here to do this?"

"Ah, Xiaotangtang..." Huang Qihui was shocked by her sudden appearance and didn't know how to explain it. Suddenly, she saw the foreman coming from a distance and hurriedly said, "Let's not talk to you first. Work is important." Then with the help of his colleagues, he put on the bulky cartoon coat and dressed up as a gray wolf.

The prisoner cow pushed the shopping cart over. He didn't know Huang Qi, let alone the gray wolf, so he asked Tang Xiaotang, "Miss Xiaotang, what's wrong?"

Tang Xiaotang did not answer. He looked at Huang Qi swinging the wooden card in her hand and touched the child's head from time to time. His heart seemed to be blocked by something, but he didn't know what the reason was, so he had to say sullenly, "I'm waiting for you at KFC at the exit. I'll come here after work. ." The gray wolf nodded, and she pushed the shopping cart and left first.

I didn't have enough money. I only bought one of the electric fly racket, and I don't know how the prison cow negotiated with the salesman. I can stuff the other five back. After paying the bill, Tang Xiaotang pushed the shopping cart to an empty corner, threw the things into the seal, and then led the prison cow to Grandpa K's house to rub the air conditioner.

Two cups of coke and a bag of French fries, after waiting for four hours, Huang Qi finally came in with his proud backpack, and his T-shirt was also changed. It was estimated that the original one was soaked.

"I've been waiting for a long time! What to eat? I'll buy it. Huang Qi asked, wiping her half-dry hair.

Prisoner Niu took a look at Tang Xiaotang's face and got up rationally: "I'll buy it. You sit down and talk." Huang Qi looked back at his costume and knew that it must be a monster. It was impossible to have money, so she stuffed her wallet. The prisoner did not refuse and queued up.

Huang Qihui sat down in the seat he had just sat in and asked while wiping her hair, "Is that big man your new friend?"

Tang Xiaotang asked with a wooden face, "Why did you go to do that kind of work that is tired and can't make money?"

The two asked each other and did not answer each other. After a while, Huang Qi came back and squeaked her lips and said carelessly, "There is no money to use. The man can bend and stretch. There is no endorsement recently, and there is nothing wrong with COS gray wolf."

The prisoner cow came back, holding a hamburger, a cow, a large cup of coke and chicken rice. Huang Qi consciously moved one position inward and opened the hamburger to replenish the energy.

"Brother Niu is my new friend in the fantasy world," Tang Xiaotang introduced them to each other. "This is Huang Qihui, Onmyoji, my good friend."

The prisoner cow politely bowed his hand: "It's a pleasure to meet you." Huang Qi almost died of lettuce. She pounded her chest a few times and pointed at him in a panic: "Prisoner, prisoner cow? Is it... the prisoner cow?" Then he realized that the logic was not clear, and quickly waved his hand to signal that he didn't say anything, and then arched his hand randomly: "It's a pleasure to meet you."

Tang Xiaotang pushed the coke over, took a sip, and finally straightened her anger and asked, "When did you go to the fantasy world?"

"I went there for six days last Monday and came back yesterday afternoon." Tang Xiaotang answered naturally.

"...what are you going to do?"

"Go to collect the fragments of the seal and visit Shaohao and Zhuan by the way... Hey! Huang Qihui! What's wrong with you?"

Before Tang Xiaotang finished speaking, he saw the person opposite him as if he couldn't lift it in one breath. He bulged his eyes and looked like he was going to shock. He was so scared that he hurried to shake his shoulder and touch his mobile phone to call 120, which was stopped by Huang Qiving back.

He had a big blow on his face and roared sadly: "Have you seen Shaohao? Why didn't you tell me you were going too?"

Tang Xiaotang was roared back by him, and then roared back with a volume that was not inferior to him: "Is it okay if you don't open QQ on your mobile phone to play missing people?"

The waiter came over and asked them to be quiet. Tang Xiaotang sat down with a stinky face. Huang Qi grabbed her hair and knocked her head on the dining table and howled: "I fought with my brother. I didn't even touch Shaohao's shadow. You have already seen him! And bring back a Terminator! You have gone too much!"

Tang Xiaotang smiled angrily: "You've had enough of Huang Qihui. How could I know that you are also going to see Shaohao? You didn't say anything."

Huang Qi easily stood up from her grief and indignation, put her chin on the coke cup, and looked at her with tears.

"Don't act cute." Tang Xiaotang showed immunity with a blank face.

The prisoner Niu looked at this and that, and couldn't help interrupting and asking, "What's the matter with you going to see Shaohao?"

Huang Qi curled her lips and was reluctant to say it. Tang Xiaotang reminded him, "Brother Niu is the red man in front of Shaohao. If it hadn't been for the situation this time, I wouldn't have done it."

Huang Qihui helplessly stirred the ice in the cup and had to make a real move: "I called Uncle Six in the hospital that day and asked him if there was any way to save the dead person. Uncle Six told me that as long as the death is not over, the king of hell will return it, but there is a prerequisite that the body is still there and the body is no body. I can't live even if I want to.

Tang Xiaotang was silent.

"But Uncle Six also said that if his own body is gone, he can also beg the king of hell to stuff his soul into a dead body and live for another few decades," Huang Qi replied and stammered. "I don't think you are a Taoist anyway. It's almost enough for Zhu Jin to live another few decades. It's all fate, so ask Uncle Six how to go to hell to see the king of hell.

"So he asked you to borrow Fu Xiqin?"

Huang Qi nodded back: "He said that Fu Xiqin is Shaohao's magic weapon, which is powerful enough to dispel all the souls of the dead. With it, he can go back and forth... What are you laughing at?"

Tang Xiaotang's expression should not smile, and he didn't know what to say. The prisoner Niu said, "You have been deceived by your sixth uncle. Fu Xiqin can only open people's eyes and evoke memories of his previous life. There is no function of dispelling ghosts. Since you are a yin and yang master, you don't need Fu Xiqin at all. When Miss Xiaotang completes the seal, you can go straight. Let's go to hell."

Huang Qi suddenly screamed: "This is impossible! How could Uncle Six lie to me!" Tang Xiaotang patted him on the shoulder sympathetically: "Who will not meet two magic sticks full of mouths in this life? Look down." I can't see it!!! I spent 5,000 yuan to buy a conveyor and walked all the way from Qingqiu Mountain to Daze. If it hadn't been for my brother, I would have been eaten by the monster 20 times!!!"

The waiter came again. Tang Xiaotang threw the last chicken rice into his mouth and said with a smile, "Let's go now." He dragged Huang Qi back to leave this embarrassing place.

Out of the store, Tang Xiaotang said again, "Actually, you don't have to take risks and run to the fantasy world to suffer. You don't owe me anything."

Huang Qi suffered one after another and squatted in the corner without saying anything.

Tang Xiaotang had to comfort me in another way: "If you really want to do something for me, go back to the supermarket and buy a few more electric flies for me!"