205, the emperor's funeral (red ticket plus update)

Naturally, Zhujin did not notice that someone was sharpening the knife behind the screen. After changing the translucent gauze, he walked to the bath. Tang Xiaotang was anxious and hit his head on the screen with a thump, which shocked the emperor in the pool.

"...why is it you? You--

Di Yu seemed to be shocked. As soon as Tang Xiaotang heard his voice, he couldn't afford to rub his forehead and opened the screen to look out.

Zhujin turned his back to the screen, dragged on the ground behind the light gauze, and walked slowly towards the bath step by step. Tang Xiaotang could not see his face, but could clearly see Di Yu's frightened expression.

Is it a plan? Tang Xiaotang muttered in his heart that the teacher had become the appearance of someone he knew? Who can scare the emperor like that?

Di Yu stood up from the bath. Tang Xiaotang quickly covered his eyes and asked in a trembling voice with fear: "No, Xiaoxiao is dead. Who the hell are you? What do you want to do in front of me like this?

Zhujin has been silent. Tang Xiaotang peeked between his fingers and saw him walking to the pool. He slowly squatted down, holding his knees in one hand and reaching to the emperor with the other.

Di Yuming recognized him as a fake, but he couldn't resist at all. His intense breathing made his chest fluctuate, allowing his hand to touch his face and wander on his face.

Be patient. This is a trap. Tang Xiaotang observes nervously and keeps reminding himself in his heart that he can't go out of bad things.

Zhu Jin sat down by the pool, put his legs into the water, and leaned forward, as if he was ready to kiss the emperor.

Tang Xiaotang bit his nails - calm down, calm down, calm down! Ah, ah, the teacher hasn't kissed me, okay? Calm down, can't!

And the emperor in the bath seemed to be completely bewitched, and he couldn't help getting closer, and the two got closer and closer.

Just as Tang Xiaotang was about to run away and planned to rush out and drag Zhujin away with his ears, a strange light suddenly lit up in his confused eyes. He turned his head, staggered the kissed lips, and bit Zhujin's neck fiercely.

is waiting for this moment! Tang Xiaotang's eyes were full of flowers, and there was no shadow of Zhujin by the pool. Diyu bit down and only bit one gauze, and the whole person stood in the water in a while.

"It's really dangerous," Zhujin appeared on the other end of the bath and touched his neck with lingering heart in one hand. "If I hadn't been prepared, I would have been bitten off by you. - Hey, girl, when will you hide?"

Tang Xiaotang climbed out from behind the screen with a embarrassed face. Di Yu was shocked again, and then quickly calmed down, threw away the gauze in his hand, and asked coldly, "Are you here to find me happy?"

Zhujin raised a finger and shook it: "No, this is called inviting you into the urn. If you catch the current one, you can't hide it. To be honest, why did you bite the maid to death? In the palace you took us to in the morning, there used to be a woman named Xiaoxiao, right? Is that the one on the picture scroll in the room you took us to this morning? Did you bite the maid to death have anything to do with her?

Di Yu pulled the bath towel to surround him and stepped out of the water bank. Tang Xiaotang immediately moved behind Zhujin. It has nothing to do with you," the emperor changed his clothes slowly and said, "Even if you are a disciple of the Pangu God, you are not qualified to question me."

"Didn't you think it's ridiculous that you almost bit off my neck and asked me what to do?" Zhujin made an eagle's beak with one hand and drew it around his neck.

Di Yu said fiercely, "That's what you asked for!"

Zhujin shrugged her shoulders and pointed to Tang Xiaotang behind him: "That's that. If this girl hadn't seen you have been worried and insisted on helping you untie the knot, I wouldn't have betrayed my lust to trap you. Isn't it our cocks self-made?"

Tang Xiaotang was furious and stretched out his hand to pinch his back - don't rely on me for the immoral things he did!

Zhujin covered her waist and shrank - she is getting fatter and fatter, and she dares to pinch your master and me! Isn't it you who is nosy?

"Kuntong's seal is easy to hold grievances and help others, and I have also heard of it," the emperor, dressed neatly, went straight out of the door, "Unfortunately, what I'm worried about is the punishment of heaven. No one can solve it. Please come back."

Tang Xiaotang hurriedly came out from Zhu Jin's back and shouted, "Your Majesty Fuxi said that the disaster of God can be resolved or even avoided!"

Di Yu's hand opening the door was indeed a pause.

Zhujin looked at her suspiciously - didn't Fuxi just say that it could be avoided? When did she say that it could be resolved?

Tang Xiaotang stared back - the teaching is not strict, the teacher is lazy, you can lie, and so can I!

At the moment when the master and apprentice were quarreling with their eyes, Diyu turned around and made a concession: "Oh? I don't know how to resolve this heavenly punishment that makes the three emperors and five emperors powerless?

Tang Xiaotang held his head high: "I can't help you if you don't make things clear first."

Di Yu hummed and laughed a few times, as if he thought it was very interesting. He said, "The apprentice taught by the fox is indeed also a fox, very cunning."

He opened the door and walked out: "I asked someone to prepare tea. Sit down and talk slowly."

After a big circle of trouble, he finally pried open the mouth of the ice-faced emperor. Tang Xiaotang took a sip of the steaming oolong tea and saw that the maid of honor had helped the emperor make her hair bun, and said, "Can you say it?"

The emperor came out of the inner hall, screened the maids, and sat down cross-legged on the bamboo mat separated from her: "Since you know what I have done, I must have told you about the past of the country of Chaoyun, so I will not repeat it. Xiaoxiao... Yes, I have come to this point today. Although it is not her fault, it also has a lot to do with her. Things can be traced back to the summer when the Qinglong coup ended..."

"I met her on a trip. At that time, more than half of the places in the country of Chaoyun had no harvest, and the phenomenon of cannibalism began to appear. The place I went to was the meat market."

Zhu Jin said, "In the year of disaster, most of the flesh people are the daughters-in-law of poor families. They are neither old nor young, nor strong men, and they are worthless to live, right?"

Di Yu nodded slowly: "You're right. Those meat dealers do think so, but Xiaoxiao is different from other meat people. She is voluntary. Her mother is very ill and will die if she has nothing to eat. She went to the market to sell her left arm and exchange some food for her mother."

Tang Xiaotang couldn't help touching his arm and whispered sadly, "The flood in those years was so serious. Those hateful rich and unkind guys are really worthy of death."

"Ha ha," Di Yu chuckled and seemed not to agree with her words. He continued, "I went to the market and executed the meat dealers on the spot and distributed food to the affected people. Everyone shouted long live. Xie En went home, only Xiaoxiao... with a very strange look. At that time, I didn't think much about it and continued to take people to the next place for disaster relief.

"A month later, I returned to Wangdu. The bodyguard told me that there was a girl of unknown origin waiting for me outside the palace gate every day. When someone came, I saw that it was her. Xiaoxiao said that her mother had died after she went back that day. She was helpless and wanted to repay my life. She hoped that I could take her as a maid of honor. At that time, the palace was short of manpower, so I kept her and arranged for her to work beside me.

"She is very stupid, but she learns quickly. She can quickly take care of the big and small things around me, and rarely she can read and write, and is quite thoughtful, and can often express her unique opinions on one thing. I haven't seen such a smart woman for many years, so I was very moved. After asking for her advice, I officially accepted her as my concubine and prepared to wait for her to give birth to a child and be promoted to the title, but at this time, I found a shocking secret.

Di Yu deliberately paused here, and his expression seemed to say that you guessed what I found.

Tang Xiaotang asked in a frenze, "Is Miss Xiaoxiao a vampire?"

The emperor frowned: "What is a vampire?"

Zhujin sneered and said, "There is no such thing as a vampire in the world. If she were really a vampire, she would have been sunburned at the gate of the palace. In my opinion, a girl who is clumsy and can't do anything, can read and write and is quite spiritual. She must have received a considerable degree of education. Most of them come from famous families and are well-fed. Her father and brother are both learned people, and are very likely to be senior officials.

"...That's right," Di Yu sighed deeply. "Xiao Xiao's father, brother, and... the fiance who had been engaged to her since childhood all died under my sword."

Tang Xiaotang shook the teacup in his hand and said in disbelief: "This--"

The emperor held his forehead in one hand and looked particularly painful: "There are more than hundreds of unscrupulous senior officials and rich merchants killed by me in the Qinglong coup. As a result, their wives and daughters fell into the mud overnight and turned into street mice shouted to beat. Their misery is better than that of tenants and poor peasants. Xiaoxiao's mother was hungry. People were beaten to death, and she came to me for a clear purpose, which was revenge.

"That's why there are constantly assassins in the palace," Zhujin scratched her scalp without surprise. "Is it all arranged by her?"

"Some were arranged by her, and some were sent by other people who hated me. She closed her eyes... and even deliberately opened the door of convenience and put it in," Di Yu took a deep breath and regained her iceberg-like expression. "Xiao Xiao is a very smart woman. She knows that I ate Nuwa grass and used ordinary Fang Law can't be killed, so I thought of using a special means to torture me and make my life worse than death.

Assassins attack, day and night, and sometimes even encounter two or even three assassinations a day, with continuous injuries and minor injuries, almost to the point of numbness, and the sweet and worried smile is the best anesthetic.

Di Yu picked up his teacup and looked at the twisted reflection in the cup: "She ordered someone to bring a puppy from outside the palace in the name of boredom..."

rabies...

Tang Xiaotang and Zhujin looked at each other and knew that what the other party thought was the same as their own.

Rabies is a disease that is mostly carried by pet cats and dogs and can be transmitted to humans. The clinical fatality rate is almost 100%, also known as hydrophobia. People who are infected will be afraid of water and wind. The ancients thought that people who have been bitten by mad dogs will also bite people, and people who have been bitten by patients will also be infected twice, but it is true. It's fake... Tang Xiaotang said that he was not a medical student, and it was really unclear.

"After I was bitten by the dog she brought, I had a fever for half a month. Although my mind was still clear, my body was very uncomfortable. I could only lie down and rest. In order to cover people's eyes, she took care of me in person. She did a good job. No one doubted her, including me, only thought she was If you get the wind and cold, you will get better in a few days.

Di Yu's eyes dimmed: "But one night, I woke up in the middle of the night, and it was windy and rainy outside, which made me upset. When I turned over, I found that Xiaoxiao was not around. At that time, he was also a ghost. He didn't call her, but put on his clothes and got out of bed. A flash of lightning passed by. I saw a man and a woman standing together outside the door. I was suspicious, so I quietly walked over through the door panel... I heard them talking about my condition.