Chapter 30 Tang Lili's Doubt

Ding Mao's head is as big as a bucket: "Don't be so neurotic, okay? Is there any problem with the face? Come here and let me see what's going on!"

"Don't worry about it!"

"Don't talk nonsense! Let's talk about this small bottle after seeing your face!"

Ding Mao pulled his girlfriend Xiaoli and lifted the long hair on the side of her face. Immediately, I saw a scarlet spot on Xiaoli's left cheek, which was not scary. Gently touch it, it feels hot.

Da Damn it!

Ding Mao grabbed the small bottle again and put it on the tip of his nose and sniffed it carefully: it was indeed that smell! That strange fragrance that he may never forget in his life!

There is no doubt that what is filled in this small bottle is not a woman's perfume, but a very poisonous anti-wolf smoke.

However, Ding Mao immediately became puzzled again.

He has a deep memory. Last night, he just inadvertently pressed the nozzle and was overwhelmed by the wolf smoke. He slept drowsy all night before he recovered. But her girlfriend Xiaoli sprayed all the anti-wolf smoke on her face. Why didn't she be fascinated, but her skin was burned to such a scary appearance?

Is it possible that this kind of women's special anti-wolf smoke is also gender-specific and only useful for stinky men? If a woman uses it, can't she be fascinated but hurt?

Determined the content of the vial, and Ding Mao also thought of the speech.

Pretious to be angry: "Whose perfume have you seen that burns people's faces? I was really scared to death by you! This is a special anti-wolf smoke for women. Do you understand? Specializing in spraying the evil hooligan Afei, it is only effective for men. Spraying on a woman's face, you can also see the effect now. Because of the different levels of human hormone secretion between men and women, different chemical reactions will occur. For example, if your skin is thin and tender, your skin will immediately burn a large area of red spots! But don't worry, it should disappear automatically soon!"

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"What? Still don't believe what I said? Otherwise, you will aim at me and spray... Don't rush to do it. To make it clear first, if a man is sprayed a little bit, he will fall asleep for at least four hours. You can think about it before you take action. Today is the weekend, and I don't mind continuing to sleep in!"

"Pig head, is that what you said? You promise you didn't lie to me at all, right?"

"Oh, Lili, my dear wife, why did I lie to you? What's the benefit of lying to you? Don't worry, the red spots on your face will disappear naturally in a moment!"

"Hmm! Let's trust you for the time being!" Xiaoli angrily twisted Ding Mao's waist and complained that he did not put away such a ferocious thing, causing her to suffer a reckless disaster.

When she heard Ding Mao say that in order to verify the effect of the medicine, she specially took herself a personal experience last night. Xiaoli was moved to tears in her eyes and hugged Ding Mao and took a few vicious bites on his cheeks, making someone ecstasy.

However, immediately, Ding Mao's soul was shaking, and she was summoning up the courage to counterattack and calculate. She took the opportunity to find the loss, but Xiaoli suddenly pushed Ding Mao away.

Xiao Li stared at Ding Mao with a strange look.

After hesitating for a moment, he asked tentatively, "Tell me honestly, is this anti-wolf smoke specially used to deal with men? Is it really bought for me?"

Ding Mao didn't hear his girlfriend Xiaoli's subtext.

I thought she was jealous again, and immediately laughed and scolded, "I didn't buy it for you. Is it possible that I'm going to bring this thing all over the street to find the little handsome pigs... Shit! Are you crazy about this woman? What's wrong? Do you really doubt that I want to use it to fascinate a man and bring him home? My orientation is normal, okay? Hey, what the hell are you playing? In this way, I really want you to experience it yourself. Do I like men or women?"

Ding Mao thought that he had expressed his determination enough, but he didn't expect that his girlfriend's next sentence almost made him completely collapse.

"Who knows! Now the multi-functional two-way plug is gone! We have never really done it. Who knows whether you rely on yourself or your buddies when you are usually depressed and lonely!"

"Hey! That's enough! The more I said it, the more ridiculous it became. I didn't get it for such a little physiological needs... Hey, I said that you came to me early this morning and said that there was something serious to tell me. Did you come here deliberately to stimulate me? Lili, aside from anything else, even if I'm really such a psychopath... Shit, have you kicked this woman's brain? Didn't you hear me assume that you can't understand what I'm saying?"

Ding Mao originally intended to confess that my brother really forced him to have sex with a man, which was also forced by you, a dead woman... He really didn't know what evil his girlfriend Xiaoli was doing today, and he kept holding on to such a false thing to disgust himself.

And he was so bluntly asked how to solve his daily physiological needs!

As soon as he mentioned this, he was furious. He really wanted to wash off the woman with his brain first, so that she could feel how hard she was when she was masturbated.

My heart said that I am a good young man, so clean and self-loving, isn't it just that I have made a lifelong agreement with you, thinking of dedicating the most sacred first time to each other?

Some people still believe such a stupid act these years.

Nowadays, young people who have not graduated from primary school have begun to ridicule those children who have never tasted meat.

Ding Mao really hurt his self-esteem and went home depressed.

However, he didn't expect that Ding Mao's sincere words did not impress his girlfriend Xiaoli at all.

On the contrary, Xiaoli heard his 'fallacy' and took out her mobile phone with a sneer: "Very good! You are finally willing to tell each other bluntly, but it's not in vain that we have been together for so many years! However, you can rest assured that I didn't know how to ask you. Yes, I came here today to ask you about this matter... Now you can rest assured that I will take the initiative to quit and never disturb Mr. Ding's private life.

"What the hell are you doing?" Ding Mao took the mobile phone and turned it over.

The mobile phone screen is the most popular Weibo page nowadays. On the page opened by Xiaoli, there are photos of someone Ding, and there is a line of eye-catching and extremely eye-catching hot topics -

New hot spots in the city: the middle-aged uncle in the bustling downtown wants to commit suicide by climbing the building, and dozens of rescue experts can't resist the scolding of his lover! Should the people of Shenzhen tolerate these alternative people who wander on the edge of society, and their emotional life should be recognized and respected by the society?

is also saving people! Why is this 'couple' so annoying?

In the world, it's really tiring to be a man!

Seeing the scene of their love, I envy and hate it! Brother** is also itchy! Dear friends who are interested in trying a male relationship, @me...

Fuck! The fool upstairs, Nima just came back from Thailand!

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