Chapter 33 My brother's life is really hard
Su Tong was stunned when he heard the words: Hey! You boy, you really have to take an inch! If I hadn't seen you send more than a dozen messages in a row, then I would beg you to come back for help, and I wouldn't bother to be a light bulb for you. Do you really think it's good to be a thief and hide behind you while you are intimate? Sister, I'm not your mistress. It's so embarrassing. It's really fun!
It turned out that Su Tong went and returned, not what Ding Mao thought. He was entangled again for the secret of the copycat pad. What's more, it's not to ask for the skirt, small underwear and trousers that I didn't know where I put after I was dizzy last night.
In order not to cause trouble for Ding Mao, Su Tong pretended that he would hide in the bathroom, but in fact, with some skills and agility, he had been hiding behind Ding Mao. When he saw Ding Mao opening the door and making out with his girlfriend, he took the opportunity to run away.
Because I walked in a hurry, I found that important physical evidence was left at Ding Mao's house.
When she was wondering whether to return to ask for it, she happened to receive a text message from Ding Mao. She didn't know when this guy got her phone. She felt strange and chatted a few words. The text message became more and more exaggerated. Finally, she simply threatened what he would do if she didn't come to save her.
As a last resort, I discussed such a 'distant cousin' with this guy by text message.
No one expected that Su Tong was reluctant to reconcile the conflict as he temporarily dressed up as his distant cousin.
Ding Mao didn't know about this matter, even Su Tong himself, which is also inexplicable.
That's because the 'person' who sent a message to Su Tong is not Ding Mao himself. Although the content of those information is originally created by Ding Mao, the one who organizes and sends it is a copycat pad under the sofa!
The two don't deal with each other very much. If this misunderstanding regenerates, the contradiction will naturally become more and more intense.
However, Su Tong is a doctor of psychology who returned from the United States. He is the most dedicated to the study of all kinds of dark beauty and ugliness of human nature. Whenever you hear about any special case, even if it is thousands of miles away, you have to find ways to collect some first-hand information on the spot.
She has a lot of doubts about Ding Mao and suffers from not having a chance to learn more about it.
Now that Ding Mao gave her such a hand, she immediately became like a big cock. Her feathers stood up and gathered strength at any time, ready to give Ding Mao a head-on blow.
Seeing that Ding Mao didn't say anything, he really wanted to open her suitcase and said that this guy's feelings were deliberately to humiliate himself.
The suitcase was just bought by her at the nearby grocery store, and the inside was full of temporary fillings such as old newspapers and bubble bags. If it is really opened on the spot, won't it make her 'far cousin' completely unable to get off the stage?
Su Tongxiu frowned and screamed, "Wait a minute!"
Ding Mao was secretly proud and raised his eyebrows like a demonstration: I thought you could have a thick wall, so you knew you would be ashamed!
Tang Lili said anxiously, "Cousin, what's wrong?"
Su Tong pulled the suitcase and looked carefully before he followed the sadness: "Damn thief, that damn thief changed my suitcase! This suitcase is not mine at all... There is a sticker on the side of my suitcase! Damn, it's really disgusting..."
Ding Mao heard the words: Hey, this is fine! Sure enough, it's a negotiator, and the dead can tell you! Well, I'll spare you this time.
I followed but said sadly, "Sister, take a closer look. Can you still remember when you were dropped? There is nothing valuable in the suitcase except the foodie brought to me, right? How can it be so unlucky? These damn thieves, I cursed them to run away after eating those foodies. Oh...do you want to call the police?"
Tang Lili echoed, "Pig head, remember to eat it!" My sister lost her luggage, and I don't know how sad she is. Do you have some humanity? She can't even say a word of comfort! Sister, are there many valuables in the suitcase? Or call the police and have a try! Maybe I can get it back."
Su Tong naturally couldn't choose to call the police and waved his hand with regret: "In addition to some food, there are only a few clothes to change with you. Forget it, it's no big deal! But it's a pity, cousin. You must have started to scold me in your heart!"
"He dares! Sister, don't worry. We'll buy the clothes again. As long as there are no valuables lost, it doesn't matter!"
"Oh! Or Lili knows that she feels sorry for people! My cousin is really a pig!"
"Hee, sister, you also like to call him a pig! Hee, I called him a stupid pig, a big pig. This guy is stupid and stupid, just a pig!"
Ding Mao rolled his eyes and said to himself that you two fat sows. If you talk nonsense, I will arch you and let you have a litter of little pigs in every life.
Su Tong glanced at Ding Mao and remembered that this guy had asked her for the copycat pad before. He immediately smiled and said, "Although the foodie stole it, the tablet I was going to give you was brought with me! You pig is so conscienceless. Forget it, I'll just transfer it to Lili!"
Ding Mao heard her take the initiative to mention the tablet, and his eyes suddenly lighted, and he couldn't wait to rush forward to grab the other party's small bag.
However, he immediately muttered, because he saw the Kun bag carried by Su Tong, which was not enough to fit the copycat pad.
"Oh! What's the matter? Don't you want it?"
"Rare! My brother must be rare for the gift from my cousin!" Ding Maoxin said that he didn't care so much and took the control of the copycat pad in his own hands.
"Oh! Suddenly I felt so thirsty. Oh, I haven't stopped all morning. I'm exhausted!"
"I'll pour water for you!"
Ding Mao turned around patiently to fray water. His girlfriend Tang Lili grabbed him: "A Mao, sit down and talk to your cousin for a while. I'll go to the kitchen to get you something to eat."
Ding Mao was eager to have a chance to talk with Su Tong alone. Seeing Tang Lili turn into the kitchen, he immediately lowered her voice and asked, "Miss Su, Ding has never offended you! Why do you want to trouble me again and again?
Su Tong said angrily, "You don't want to be cheap and sell well! It's not that you are so pitiful and begging me to come and help. I really think you are Pan An's reincarnated. I have nothing to do to pester you?
"I beg you to come and help?" Ding Mao's mind couldn't turn, "When did I ask you to come and help?" In my heart, I can't help scolding. I'm an idiot woman who really doesn't look good. I can't wait to drive you away. It's too late! Damn home, if it hadn't been for your sudden and inexplicable return, brother, do I still need to keep the record of my virgin career now?
With such nonsense, I feel more and more self-reproble.
Brother's life is really hard...
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PS: My life is hard! Seeing that 100,000 words passed, it was sad that the collection had not yet exceeded 100! Brothers and sisters, please collect it by the way!