Chapter 135 The tough landlord sister
Is there miasma in the mushroom forest?!
After lying down for about two minutes, Ding Mao carefully looked back and tentatively stirred up his nose. He was sure that the miasma had drifted by, so he carefully struggled to get up.
But when he got up and went to find the man, something strange happened - he couldn't find anyone!
The direction just now was empty, with only thick mushroom tree trunks, and there was no sign of the existence of big living people. Your sister! It's really a ghost. It was clear that there was a living person just now. How could he disappear in a blink of an eye?
I had to summon up my strength to walk over to see what was going on. Before his forefoot was raised, his ankle suddenly tightened, and an iron hoop caught him.
Ah!
Ding Mao was shocked and didn't know where his strength came from. He was caught and stepped on the ground. At the same time, the other foot was kicked fiercely...
There is no specific goal. Anyway, I just took a deep breath and greeted the unknown danger.
click!
In the panic, I heard a crisp sound, and the grasped ankle suddenly loosened, and my body lost its balance. I fell to the ground with a plop.
Ding Mao felt that there was still a foreign object hanging on his ankle, so he reached out to touch it. Unexpectedly, the foreign body in his hand turned out to be a white bone claw that he had never dreamed of.
To be precise, it should be a pair of human bone claws - extremely irregular forks of about 35 centimeters, with some carrion and smelly yellow mucus on it...
Ding Mao's stomach surged and immediately vomited.
His buttocks did not leave the ground in horror and moved seven or eight meters away in one breath. Finally, he couldn't resist the strong desire to vomit and let it go.
Damn it! The soul is light! What's going on? What the hell is going on? Did the dead man cheat the body? Is it possible that the person who attacked me just now was the one who suddenly disappeared in front of him?
The man just walked and swaggered, and he really didn't look like a normal person...
Don't think about it anymore!
Just as he was still suspicious, where he stood in front of him, the soil rolled over and followed, and a thin one-armed man came out...
The one-armed man's bone claws were open, shining under his mask.
For a moment, Ding Mao stopped breathing and his eyes turned out. In his mind, there seemed to be a cold voice: your brain is going to be eaten!
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......
Ding Mao had a splitting headache, and his skull was about to explode.
He jumped up in the loud scream...
Huh?
How can I... How can this... Ding Mao suddenly noticed that the atmosphere was seriously wrong. The skinny and one-armed man in front of him suddenly changed. He was no longer the previous ferocious and horrible appearance. Instead, his limbs were plump, his breasts were plump, his eyebrows... Although his eyebrows were still fierce, they were much better than the ferocious and scary skeleton image just now.
Ding Mao was so surprised that he saw that the other party would no longer follow him. He was much bolder. He stretched out a finger and tried to poke at the other party.
"Is this the role of the legendary protagonist's aura?"
When he poked the target with his fingertips, he felt good, and the target did not move and did not respond, which made him bolder and stronger.
One, two, three, four...two, three, four...change posture...do it again...
Ding Mao's fingers climbed up all the way. I'm about to climb over those two majestic jades. At the peak, suddenly, his fingers trembled and died in mid-air, and he could no longer click down.
Ban!
A loud and shivering, Ding Mao's forehead was hit hard again.
"Big...sister, good morning..." Ding Mao suppressed the pain and shouted weakly.
"Morning?! It's already two quarter at noon. Are you asking me good morning? What do you want to do with your claws so high? Little pervert, how can you touch my chest? Do you want to eat my tofu? You are bold enough!"
"Sister, listen... listen to me..."
"What's there to explain? Why is there no response after calling the door for a long time? What's wrong with a person locked up at home? What do you look like as an old man crying and howling in broad daylight? Do you know that you have been complained by your neighbors? Still laughing, do you know how serious the mistake you made today is?
Standing in front of Ding Mao like a wall is the landlord sister who has been missing for many days. The elder sister said a sentence and poked Ding Mao's forehead with her fingers.
Looking at her fierce posture, she almost swallowed Ding Mao with her mouth.
"............" Ding Mao's head is a little dizzy!
"Tell me, what's not good to learn at such a young age! Learn all these bad things?! Aliduo is a good girl. You are so promising. You don't know how to cherish such a gentle and virtuous girlfriend. How can you have time to do these messy things? Have you ever thought that it is worthy of others to do this? Don't you feel guilty when you stay at home all day and don't go to work to make money and rely on your girlfriend to make a living? When a little white face is about to show the duty of a little white face, right? What do you think is good to exercise your small body and grow strength? Unexpectedly, you stay at home alone and do this kind of shameful thing in broad daylight? Who are you worthy of?!"
The monk Ding Maozuo was confused: "I, I..."
"Oh, what's your name? Go back to the house and put on your clothes! What kind of style is this to be seen by outsiders!" The landlord's elder sister obviously despised Ding Mao's reaction. She waved her fat hand impatiently and aimed at Ding Mao's forehead.
Ding Mao dared to let her fan in.
Good guy's big fan-like ear scraper fan came over, with a mild concussion. The key point is that he didn't just kick his legs to see the king of the world! However, when he heard the other party scold him and asked him to get dressed quickly and look down, he found something bad.
It turned out that he was naked in the sofa at this moment, and the floor next to the sofa was scattered. Rub. The rubbed paper towels, torn into pieces of women's clothes, and a pile of unidentified translucent liquid scattered everywhere.
The ground is in a mess!
What's more strange is that it is Shirley, a variant of aristocratic style that has never been able to open. On the original dark screen, there is inexplicably an extra picture of a woman.
No, a screenshot of the video playback pause.
That picture...
"Damn it! How could there be Mr. Cang's work in the machine? When did you download this kind of thing..." Seeing the familiar face on the screen, Ding Mao muttered and couldn't help thinking about it repeatedly.
"Go quickly!" The landlord's elder sister suddenly roared, "Is there any shame!"
"Damn!" Although she still didn't understand what was going on, the female tiger was powerful, and Ding Mao dared to delay. Sherie, who hurriedly picked up the mutant, fled into the bedroom.
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PS: Sure enough, the purity is not strong enough. A little bit, ** words exploded!
[Jade. Peak] This is indeed impure
[A scattered place. Rub. A ball of paper towels] [luan. Rub [kneading. My imagination is really weak!