Chapter 340 flirting
After tossing and turning all night, when the sky was bright, Ding Mao fell asleep in a trance.
But this time he never dreamed again. He slept very soundly and even snored loudly.
Ding Mao finally woke up hungry!
When he woke up, it was about 12 noon. After waking up, Ding Mao felt that his mental state was still not very good, and he was still half asleep and half awake.
Rubbed his sleepy eyes, lifted the bed under his feet, and a long leg came out from under the sheet. It turned out that the long legs were hairy and turned into a long white leg.
This made Ding Mao a little in a trance. I was in a trance for a moment.
But Ding Mao didn't take it seriously. Just a few missing leg hairs are not worth making a fuss!
Jump out of bed, ouch!
It's still naked. The relationship was naked last night. Sleeping. When did you have such a special habit?
The room is very strange.
All the decorations have never been seen, and they all belong to a stranger's bedroom. However, although he looked at strange everywhere, it also gave him an inexplicable familiarity, such an obviously contradictory and false feeling. As if this dress is purely feminine, he doesn't know how many times he has been here.
Familiar and strange!
Yes, that's the emotion. Everything here gives him a strange and familiar distorted sense of existence.
"Brother, is this... When did you really keep a mistress outside? A mistress like a goddess?
While thinking nonsense, he looked around for clothes to wear.
The belly is very hungry, and the delicious aroma from the outside is so tempting. Ding Mao really wanted to go out and fill his belly first, but when he thought of the goddess-like mistress, he couldn't help but stop this heart.
Goddess!
Goddess!
The high goddess needs to be worshipped and loved sincerely. How can she blasphage the goddess in such a shameless and vulgar way?
I am a loser, but I should also be a very emotional, tasteful and temperamental, and super character.
Damn!
I don't know where the clothes were left, and I can't find them everywhere.
"Brother Tian, Brother Tian, big lazy cat, it's time to get up and have lunch."
The door of the bedroom was suddenly pushed open, and a soft female voice rushed into her ear first. Following a shadow, the wind and fire pushed the door in.
"Ah!" Ding Mao screamed and saw a strange woman breaking in, and subconsciously wanted to avoid it. At this time, he stood naked and frankly in front of the bed, and he hadn't had time to sigh for a night. The second brother in his crotch had been holding his head high and walking broadly, with a very elegant face.
There is no suitable place to hide in the bedroom, so I have no choice but to roll in**.
Slap, pull over the sheets and cover the body.
It's not easy to hide, but I actually chose to roll back**, and it's still so ambiguous and curled up in **, and I have to cover my body with sheets...
When the reaction is inappropriate, it is already a fait accompli.
Just pull the sheet up and cover your face...
However, in the moment when he hurriedly avoided, he had also reacted and realized that he should not do this and hide everywhere.
Isn't it true that the mistress was caught by the big house? Why do you need to be so nervous?
And this completely strange woman who suddenly appeared in front of him just glanced at it. At this time, he had already thought of it, but isn't it the woman last night who was again?
"It's weird! Which woman last night was much more beautiful than now. With her bare buttocks, she naturally showed a sacred and majestic situation... But now this woman has just glanced at it. She is indeed beautiful, but she is also a little vulgar! The eyebrows are so curved and thin, and the eye shadow is so big and heavy. How can it smell like a goddess last night..."
At the moment when the sheets covered their faces, there were two figures in front of Ding Mao, and ink paintings generally kept jumping and clutching. At one moment, there was a clean and naked figure last night that gave people a goddess-like majestic figure, and at the other end, there was a vulgar pink who was well dressed but made people have an impulse to steal jade and incense. Shadow.
He is a little confused!
He was stunned and covered his face and began to stare.
"Brother Tian, it's time to get up and have lunch! You lazy guy, what are you doing? A lazy pig, how long do you have to sleep? I just seemed to see you standing under the bed. Why did you lie down again in a blink of an eye? Get up quickly..." As he spoke, the sheets tightened and were pulled away.
Light reappears.
A pair of big eyes that make people feel like a national treasure giant panda because the eye shadow is too heavy appeared in front of him less than 10 centimeters away.
Ding Mao quickly pretended to be asleep and closed his eyes vigorously.
Because he was afraid that as soon as he opened his mouth to speak, he would immediately reveal his true face, which was by no means the fact of Brother Tian shouted by this woman.
"Damn! Brother, this is... Whose house did you stay at all night? Is it possible that my brother looks very much like his brother Tian? Damn it! Unexpectedly, such a thing happened! It's over. The face looks like it, and the voice may not be similar. Last night, I seemed to have had some comparisons with this woman, and it doesn't seem to be once or twice... This is really going to die! What should I do? What should I do? How to muddle through..."
Ding Mao pretends to be a dead pig in **, but which one can he deceive by hiding his ears and stealing bells?
Women didn't give up...
Ding Mao closed his eyes, but felt a slight breath of his nose and began to gently blow his narrow face, back and forth, making his face itchy. Itchy.
Then, a hair began to tease near his nostrils, and he couldn't help but feel the impulse to sneeze... But thinking that he was pretending to be sleeping now, he had no choice but to be patient. Fortunately, he has always been determined to be teased to such a degree, so he forcibly resisted it.
His face was suddenly patted a few times.
"Big lazy pig! No more playing with you! Get up quickly. The sun is going to shine on your buttocks and you have to sleep. Get up and have lunch!" The woman thought that it was itchy and boring, so she no longer bothered that.
While patting Ding Mao's face, he urged him to get up and eat quickly.
Ding Mao had no choice but to suffocate his throat and mouth. He answered that I'm not hungry now and want to sleep a little longer. I just have to escape from getting up.
Bow!
Ding Mao suddenly felt wet on his face, and a soft and fragrant kiss was imprinted on his cheek. It turned out that he was taken a small bite by a woman.
"Well, lazy pig, although today is the weekend, it's not early to get up early! Big lazy pig, did you hear that... If you don't get up again... I really want to tickle you." While talking, the woman suddenly took action and suddenly lifted the sheets on Ding Mao's body, and she was about to come forward and tickle.
"Ah!"
"Well, hee hee..." While Ding Mao shouted strangely, the woman suddenly stopped her hand, covered her mouth, and kept laughing.
The willow leaves bent their eyebrows with a strong smile and shrugged mischievily.
Ding Mao felt that his whole body was cold and half propped up his head and looked at it: "Ah!"
It's a shame!
I don't know what my second brother has been stimulated, but now he is actually a pillar and arrogant**.
Ding Mao stretched out his hand to pull back the sheets, subconsciously trying to cover his key points.
Bang!
What Ding Mao never expected was that this hateful woman, not only did not have any embarrassment at all when she saw such a situation, but became more and more excited, and actually slapped his baby horizontally like a mosquito.
This thing has not been hit so hard.
Ding Mao screamed, and his whole body tightened and bowed his waist.
"Ah! Brother Tian is hurting you! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll rub you..." The woman was really a little panicked when she heard the voice. When she spoke, she really stretched out her hand and pretended to go up to rub Ding Mao's pain.
But this is... Forget it!
Ding Mao didn't dare to rub her with his hands indiscriminately. He really had nothing to do. Thinking like this, I had to resist the unspeakable feeling of egg pain and shook my head in a muffled voice to show that there was no need to rub.
"Hee..."
The woman is extremely abominable. Hearing Ding Mao's muffled voice saying that she was okay, she laughed again.
Ding Mao had a bad feeling. Hurry up and look for sheets to cover the ugly. At the same time, my heart is full of pain. I slandered what kind of treasure this confused mistress is, and I am a little jealous. My heart said that Brother Tian is really his mother can enjoy happiness. The woman in the family is so good at playing, and she also said in her heart that if her girlfriend Tang Lili can have half of this woman's openness and toss, What a blessing that should be.
Thinking of his girlfriend Tang Lili, he decided not to burn himself like this anymore!
He said that he couldn't care about that much. He explained the ins and outs of the situation to this woman in front of him and immediately patted his buttocks and left... However, can you really explain the whole story clearly?
When did you return to this 'home', and why did you sleep with others all night?
If you find that this is not your home and you have been in the wrong place, then why didn't you make it clear last night...
Can you make these things clear by yourself?
He knew that he couldn't make it clear!
Because now he can't even figure out what strange things have happened, and how can he explain the context of all this?
It must be unreal to pretend that you don't know the situation, but you really want to explain the situation but you can't say it. Is it possible that he has to go down like this, wait for the opportunity to escape, and then immediately escape from this place irresponsibly?
Ding Mao is in trouble!
It's just that he is thinking about where he is, but this little woman who suddenly became interested has a playful heart.
Seeing where Ding Mao was pretending to be a decent and modest gentleman, the woman simply climbed to the edge of the bed, with one hand across Ding Mao, gently leaning her chest against Ding Mao's back waist, elbows on Ding Mao's lower abdomen, holding her chin, and the other hand slapped Ding Mao's buttocks.
The woman solemnly said to something proud, "Brother Tian, it's not honest yet!" When speaking, the woman pouted and blew hard, as if she wanted to rely on her own 'qigong' to blow down the arrogant opponent in front of her.
Immediately, wisps of warm air rushed forward.
Ding Mao is in great embarrassment.
This kind of fresh and unique excitement makes him go crazy! Involuntarily, he was about to hold his position and was about to throw away his armor!
"Huh... Brother Tian, look... It seems to be provoking people!"
Ding Mao really wants to die at this time!
Dead woman, if you don't play tricks like you, if you dare to secretly point your finger at it, it still wants to fight back, giving you the heaviest blow...
"You, you... you go out first, I, I... I want to wear clothes."
"What? Are you not sleepy? It's really boring. They thought they found a good toy today and could play with it all the time... Oh, Brother Tian, don't you want to take a nap? Think about it... really don't take a nap..."
A humiliating voice said muffled, "I really won't sleep!"