Chapter 2 Erlang Guankou

Wu Song

Wu Song is not in a good mood these days.

A few days ago, a big worm was killed in Jingyanggang. Of course, if he really knew that there were indeed tigers on Jingyanggang, Wu Song would not have crossed the hill alone. Although Wu Er is very brave, his brain is not stupid. Although his height and shoulder expansion, in terms of his figure should be said to be a man among men and a man among men, but in terms of size and weight, I'm afraid that ordinary tigers can destroy four martial arts II, not to mention the tiger among tigers. After all, it's all forced. So much so that Wu Er was surprised to finally find that he had killed the tiger. He was stunned for a long time. After confirming that he had killed the tiger, he silently said to himself, "Well, no wonder people used to call me Guankou Erlang, which seemed to be true."

Of course, readers have to understand that I am not the kind of person who likes to annotate in the book. This Erlang is also the legendary Erlang god. Thinking that this name is a long time earlier than the name of the walker, it is a pity that fate is ready to turn the "God" into a "ascetic monk", but Wu Song is not clear at this time.

Why does Wu Song feel uncomfortable? Nothing else, for his brother.

Wu Er and Wu Da used to have a very good brotherhood. Wu Da is older than Wu Er, kind-hearted and kind-hearted. Naturally, I have nothing to say to my brother. At that time, the two brothers lived in Qinghe County. Although Wu Er is an adult and strong, the world is not good. He has the intention to serve the country, but there is no way to serve the country. You said you should participate in the imperial examination. When I was a child, my family was poorer than now, and Wu Er did not receive any excellent school education. At the starting line, he was dumped by other students by 108,000 miles. You said to take the martial arts examination. The admission rate is low, and the period is full of all kinds of hidden operations. In order to facilitate the operation of the hidden box, martial arts in recent years has added an interview in addition to the traditional martial arts assessment and paper-face assessment. Li Liuwuyi, who had a good relationship with Wu Song since childhood and had similar skills, won the first place in the state government, and the paper also passed the passing line, but was brushed down in the final interview. The final result of many inquires was that the interviewer thought that Li Liu's left eyebrow was slightly lower than his right eyebrow, and this appearance was not suitable for the list.

Of course, this is pure fart. The interviewer himself doesn't even have eyebrows. The root of everything is that Li Liu has no money and the ability to make money. Of course, because Li Liu really had the ability, the interviewer finally opened up and admitted Li Liu. It's just that Li Liu should be inspected first, hoping that Li Liu can exercise well. Among the people at the grassroots level, he can exercise his left eyebrow and keep it flat with his right eyebrow. At that time, with a literary and martial arts strategy, he will definitely be able to walk flat and become famous.

When the interviewer said this to Li Liu, Li Liu was grateful. That night, he invited Wu Er to have a drink and talked boldly. Wu Er was also really happy for him at that time, and even had a faint jealousy in his heart. But this jealousy lasted for about two months. The so-called grass-roots exercise just let Li Liu become an ordinary infantryman outside. During a certain training, the centurion shot arrows in the shooting range. Because his level was too bad, he actually shot Li Liu behind him. Of course, this kind of disgraceful thing cannot be spread on a large scale. In Li Liu's death report, the cause of death was written as: affair thief, middle arrow.

Li Liu died for the country, and the court sent 20 taels of silver to Li Liu's family as a pension. Li Liu's parents watched their lively son turn into twenty taels of silver and burst into tears. Probably from then on, Wu Song broke the idea of joining Wuke. The world is too cruel and requires too much luck, isn't it?

In fact, Wu University also sold pancakes when he was in Qinghe County. Wu Er was an unemployed traveler and has been living on his brother's pancakes. Fortunately, that era was different from now, and there was no nightlife. Takematsu's current words are late, and he is not very interested in the opposite sex. Of course, it may be because of this that Wu Song can grow tall and powerful, and his development time is too long. Of course, this also added some trouble to Wu Songping in the future, missing this era of flirting with girls, so that Wu Song could not accurately express his meaning in the face of women all his life. I often find that it is different from what I really want to say. This also made Wu Er fall into the name of "try not to speak if you can" among the majority of women in Qinghe County. Anyway, Wu Er is raised by his brother. However, Wu Er is tall and powerful, short and thin, which also makes Wu Er very uncomfortable.

This sense of debt has created a change that changed Wu Er's life.

That day, when Wuda was selling pancakes, he met a county government collector. The official was rude and unreasonable, just to see Wu big and short to bully. But Wu Da is Wu Er's brother after all. As it is said that he has never eaten pork, but he has always seen pigs run. Although he is usually a little timid, he is really forced to be anxious this time. On the one-point official, he didn't pay attention to Wu Da. On the other, he could become an official on the basis that his uncle was the master in the government, and he was really powerful. Therefore, in two or three rounds, he let Wu Da grab the waist knife and kill the official.

When Wu Da saw the blood, he immediately panicked. At that time, I didn't want the pancake stall and ran home. Just as I saw Wu Er, I told him all about it. After hearing this, Wu Er decided to take down the name of killing in order to repay his brother's kindness. So he quickly walked out of the house, came to the body of the official, pulled out the official knife, and wrote on the bluestone ground: the murderer, Guankou Erlang Wusong. Then he strode and left Qinghe County. Wu Da was completely stunned at that time. He didn't know that his brother had committed a murder for himself. By the time he recovered, the two brothers had already separated and couldn't find Wu Song.

Later, if not, the Qinghe county magistrate was removed from prison, and the master also ate melon cheese. Maybe Wu Song has never had a chance to come out in his life.

Then there is the plot that we all know. Wu Song knew that he was free to find his brother. He passed by Jingyanggang, killed the white-fronted tiger, and became the capital of Yanggu County. The god of fate began to smile at Wu Er.

Over the years, Yanggu County magistrate has raised some money and wants to go to Beijing to become an envoy so that he can raise more money, and then continue to go to Beijing as an envoy and continue to be promoted to Jiajue. In fact, I'm afraid to think about it carefully. Wu Song often thinks that the Yanggu county magistrate has joined and said that he has always been in this cycle. I'm afraid he can't figure out what the final result of the cycle is. However, it can be explained that Yanggu County Magistrate is a promising and promising person. In a way, it is also a blessing to have such a pursuing person in a dead country. Anyway, the county magistrate has to send this money to the capital, but sometimes this society is not enough to have money alone, because there is no way. There is still nothing we can do about it. Good steel can't be used on the blade, which is also a waste of resources. The county magistrate is going to send the money to his relatives in the capital first, and then think about it carefully. How to send the money?

When thinking about these questions, Takematsu is walking on this road. It's not easy to escort things. This is different from beating a tiger. There is only one tiger, but there are many evil spirits who are thinking about money. Especially in the past few days, the birth platform escorted by Yang Zhi was also robbed for no reason. The fear brought by this atmosphere existed around Wu Er all the time, and the long-term fear could not be paralyzed by alcohol. Wu walked this way tremblingly in World War II, and his appearance was calm. In fact, the socks had been sweaty. Get wet.

After all, Yanggu County is a small land, and the money escorted must not be as good as the birth date, so Wu Er and his party hung up a carriage, counting Wu Song's total of five tolerances. On this day, the road was arduous. At noon, there was no shop in front of the village and no rest. Wu Er ate a mouthful of dry food and randomly fed a handful of fodder to the animals, so he was already sleepy at night. After a few steps, I finally saw a small shop in front of me, so I couldn't go any more, so I had to stay here.