Chapter 85 Women's War
After swallowing the fourth snack, Pinger stopped eating and then closed the lid of the food box. Haisha's mouth was blocked and there was no way to start talking to Ping'er, so the scene was extremely silent. The only thing Haisha can hear is the breathing of her and Ping'er. As for what she is looking forward to, the footsteps near the window have never appeared.
Just as Haisha began to question the effectiveness of the distress signal she sent, the response signal she expected finally appeared. Unlike what I imagined, this is not the sound of footsteps or knocking on the door to ask, but the smell of blood. After Phoenix left, the extraordinary perception of blood was still retained. Phoenix's statement was that this ability came from others, so he could not take it away.
Not many people know this, only Haisha, Phoenix and Wu Song. The sea sand can clearly identify that the blood is Wu Song's. The amount of bleeding is very small, and it should be just a dagger to gently cut his finger. If you are injured in a fight with someone, it can't be so light. The blood is very close to me and seems to be outside the window.
Wu Song is out of the window? Yes, he is safe. He didn't fall into the trap of the bad man. This conclusion made Haisha extremely happy. But Wu Song conveyed the news with blood, and he couldn't respond! Haisha was extremely anxious to find a way to tell Wu Song what happened in the room, but on second thought, Wu Song knew that even if he was sleeping, he would wake up when he smelled Wu Song's blood from such a close distance. Now there is no reaction, which can show that he is in danger and no response is the best. Response.
Now that Wu Song is outside, the sea sand has a lot of confidence. If Ping'er forcibly fights against herself, she only needs to fight hard, and the sound made is enough for Wu Song to come in to save herself.
Wu Song
Wusong stood on the side of the window of the sea sand bedroom and made repeated comparisons. This window is too small. Although I am sure to break through the window and rush in, the action will certainly not be incoherent. Once there is more than a villain in the room, or the other party's murder weapon is pressing the sea sand, this incoherent action will first send away the sea sand's life.
The wound cut by Wu Er himself is no longer bleeding, and the blood next to the wound seems to show signs of freezing. Haisha should be able to feel it. She has no fierce response, which should represent temporary safety.
The sun hung high in the afternoon, and Wu Song did not dare to go to the window to poke the window paper and look in. In that case, it would leave a shadow on the window, which was equivalent to telling the people in the house that he was peeking. Oh, I'm really in a hurry. I don't know what's going on in the house, and there is no way to save it.
After standing in front of the window for a while, Wu Song retreated and circled to the porter on the other side. Lao Wu and Wu's sister-in-law, as well as the leader of the dart master, are all there.
When Mrs. Wu saw Wu Song coming, she hurriedly asked, "Dutou, how's your wife? I just wanted to delay for a while. Who knew that the girl closed the door all of a sudden.
"Sister Wu, you have done a good job. Haisha sent out the information, and the window paper was broken by her with a jade hairpin. I don't know what was glued on it, and there was a faint circle of red on the window paper. Ping'er came out to talk to you. Haisha can make such a big move. So, it seems that only Ping'er herself is more likely to be in the house. Wu Song said what he thought.
"Yes, I said, I have a good look at this door, and there will be no outsiders going in. The only one who kidnapped my wife is Ping'er herself. Just now, my daughter-in-law restrained Ping'er, and you just broke out of the window, and your wife will be safe. Old Wu interrupted next to him.
"Old Wu, is your head made of wood? Even now, I'm not sure that there are only ladies and sea sand in the house. My wife is seriously ill, and once something goes wrong..." Mrs. Wu scolded Lao Wu, but she stopped abruptly in the middle of the words.
Wu Song knew that Mrs. Wu was afraid of saying unlucky words.
"Sister Wu, do you have any other way? You are more familiar with this house than me. Is there any other way to go in my bedroom out of the door and window?" Wu Song is at a loss. Both Haisha and Pinger are women. In the dark, Wu Song felt that the war between women may only be solved by women.
"Well, in fact, as I just said, it won't be solved by taking some medicine in my heart. I know that there is ecliptic medicine in the West Gate Pharmacy on West Street, and it won't take long if you go back quickly." Mrs. Wu complained.
"Sister Wu, this method is naturally good. But I suspect that today's incident has something to do with the Siemens Pharmacy. What did the dart head say just now? It was my brother who sent them when he saw Ximen Qing's strange behavior in Guihua Building. At this time, if we go to the pharmacy to buy medicine, it will expose our intention and turn our initiative into passive. Wu Song shook his head.
The people in the porter no longer spoke, but bowed their heads and meditated.
Suddenly, Mrs. Wu broke the silent environment. Dutou, did you just say that there is a faint circle of red on the window paper? Mrs. Wu's voice seems to have found the key to solving the problem.
"Yes, it's a bit like blood, but it's lighter than blood. I don't know what it is." Wu Song told the truth.
"Haha, head, you don't know what it is. It's almost time to come." Mrs. Wu nodded while pinching her fingers.
Wu Song was very puzzled: "Sister Wu, what the hell is that?"
Sister Wu looked very embarrassed. She said to Lao Wu and the dart, "I'll say something to everyone. It's not convenient for others to listen to. Lao Wu, go out for a while. This dart head, do you think you are also..." Wu's sister-in-law made a gesture to go out although she didn't say anything.
The dart head naturally understood. He immediately stood up and held his fist: "Head, then I'll guard at the door and call me if there is anything." Turn around and go out.
Lao Wu also stood up and walked out. Mrs. Wu made a push: "Go quickly, old man, don't think about eavesdropping."
There are only Wu Song and Mrs. Wu left in the porter's room. Wu Song looked at Mrs. Wu and asked puzzledly, "Sister Wu, what on earth are you going to say? It's so mysterious that it's convenient to find a way with more people."
"Oh, my head, you can't say this in front of other men." Mrs. Wu patted her thigh and showed a look of anxiety. I just calculated the date. The light red circle you mentioned is probably the lady's sunflower water.
"What is sunflower..." Wu Song is full of doubts, which is a term he has never heard of.
"It's just a monthly event, forcing me to make it clear. Can you say this in front of other men? Mrs. Wu raised her eyebrows and showed a look of teaching Wu Song a lesson.
Wu Er is also used to this. Mrs. Wu often teaches herself a lesson like a junior. At this moment, it's not surprising. Wu Song knows what the monthly event is, but he only listens to other people's gossip when he is exiled in the world. Because of the ancient times of Haisha's body, Wu Er has never had a round room with Haisha, and there are relatively few opportunities to get close, so he has not associated his daughter-in-law with monthly affairs at all.
"That's really inconvenient. This is still Mrs. Wu's careful." Wu Song reluctantly smiled on his face: "But Mrs. Wu, Haisha has come to the moon. So what? Is this the opportunity to save her?" Wu Song was puzzled. He was so anxious that he really didn't have the energy to gossip about these side branches.
"Doutou, you don't know anything. If a bunch of women live together for a long time, their monthly affairs will often come together. Sister Wu, I have lived such an old age, and I have seen many similar things. Mrs. Wu explained the reason.
"You mean, Ping'er has also come to the moon? But it's not right, Mrs. Wu, you're talking about living together for a long time, but Ping'er hasn't been here for a long time, and this can't be called a long-term? Wu Song stamped his foot in a hurry.
"What I just said is general, but your daughter-in-law is not ordinary. Her body is very cold, and it seems to promote the arrival of the moon. When I arrived at your house, that one was gone, but I only stayed with my wife for half a month. When she came, I also came, which was very evil. Until Ping'er came, I had fewer opportunities to contact my wife, and that was slowly gone. Ping'er is just a little girl, and she should be more** on this, so 90%, she is also in a monthly matter today. When Mrs. Wu talked about herself, her tone was a little blocked, but she soon returned to calm.
(The above is not nonsense. Female compatriots who have had dormitory experience should have a deep understanding of this. As for the vast number of magicians who have not had a girlfriend, you should take it as a knowledge.)
"Even if Ping'er comes to the moon, what does this have to do with saving my daughter-in-law?" Wu Song hated Wu's half-way conversation style.
"Don't worry, I have to take my time. I have observed that Pinger has not come out to get hot water from morning to now. You can't boil hot water in your room. This also means that the wife and Ping'er, who are in the middle of the month, can only drink cold water. And drinking cold water during this period is the easiest way to get sick. Mrs. Wu slowly explained.
"Do you mean that Haisha also drinks cold water?" Wu Song was most worried about the sea sand. As soon as he heard that the sea sand was in poor health, because drinking cold water might get sick again, he suddenly became angry.
"I don't think so. Madam usually drinks very little. In addition, since she uses a jade hairpin dipped in such an embarrassing thing as sunflower water to deliver letters, her mouth must have been blocked, so she can't bite her fingers and report it with more red and more conspicuous blood. My mouth is blocked. How can I drink water? Grandma Wang spread her hands and motioned Wu Song not to worry.
Wu Song thought so and nodded to Grandma Wang, which meant that you should continue to say it quickly.
"Madam can't drink water, but Ping'er may not. The snacks just sent in are very dry, and you can't eat them without drinking water. I originally meant that I hoped that Pinger could drink more water and finally couldn't go to the toilet, so we would have a chance. Now it seems that this move has had other effects. But Ping'er knows that she can't drink more cold water when she has a monthly event. She must have only drunk a little, but after a dry snack, she will only get more and more thirsty. This feeling of thirst will make her more and more anxious. Mrs. Wu nodded confidently.
Wu Song didn't say anything, just looked at Mrs. Wu. Mrs. Wu is good everywhere, but she is a little confused about priorities. Just say the conclusion directly. Wu Song really has no interest in the inference of this process.
"There is a little man selling pears on Zishi Street. In summer, when your sister-in-law Pan Jinlian was making the window, she dropped the fork stick and hit him. Later, I saw that your family was getting more and more popular, and I was afraid that you would make trouble with him, so I often came to compliment him. Well, a small basket of pears was sent yesterday. In this winter, such fresh pears are really hard to see. This boy has really spent a lot of time. Mrs. Wu's tone sighed.
"Then, what does this have to do with pears? You don't say you want to send pears to Ping'er, and then take her down when she takes it, right? But isn't this too risky? Once Pinger supports the sea sand to get pears, she can hurt the life of the sea sand before we control her. At this time, Wu Song also felt that for thirsty people, fresh pears are indeed unparalleled**.
"Yes, I'm just afraid of her. She could force her with a knife, let her sit on the stool by the door, and then opened the door slightly to take away the pears. With the pattern of your bedroom, you can't even see if your wife is by the door. So my plan has a trick. How can such a young girl like Pinger know that once she eats this pear, she will step into the ghost door with one foot? Mrs. Wu smiled slightly, and there was a trace of imperceptible cunning in her smile.
"What do you say? Are pears poisonous?" Wu Song was confused.
"Pears are not poisonous, but eating pears during the lunar event is a taboo. After eating pears, the abdomen is the most painful. What's more, it's winter, and Ping'er also drank some cold water to make the bottom. As long as the pain on her side is unbearable, she will inevitably get closer and closer to the stove. Since Madam can break the window paper with a jade hairpin, she must have the strength to do other reactions. At that time, if you break the window or break the door, you will definitely be able to save your wife in one fell swoop. Wu's sister-in-law finally told the whole plan.
"Sister Wu, are you so sure that Pinger will eat pears, and then the pain is unbearable?" Wu Song expressed his concerns.
"I have lived for so many years. Since I was as old as Ping'er, I have seen countless little girls of this age. In their hearts, I know best that when they are thirsty, they have no perseverance to resist pears. The little girl of this age doesn't know how terrible pears are for themselves in lunar affairs. Besides, I knew eight or nine points of what Ping'er's physique was like with my eyes. I believe that Mrs. Wu, Ping'er must be rolling around in pain. Even if you slowly walk through the door, you can save your wife without difficulty. Wu's sister-in-law spoke while patting her chest and wrapping the ticket.
"The last question, Mrs. Wu. Don't blame me for being careless. You are just a servant. How can you come up with such a plan? It's really more like an undercover agent in my Wu family than Pinger. Wu Song does have this concern. It is completely beyond his imagination that his straightforward subordinate can say such a meticulous and vicious plan.
Sister Wu smiled on her face: "Doutou, I have always been a subordinate. Most of the servant are women, and wars often break out between women. Without few vicious tricks and good means, it is difficult for me to live well to this day.
Finally, Mrs. Wu's face calmed down. Wu Song looked on Wu's sister-in-law's face as if she was uneasy when she first carried out the pear plan when she was young.
"Then do it, Mrs. Wu, you go and get the pears immediately and send them to Ping'er. Let Lao Wu and the dart come in." Wu Song made a decision.
After hearing this, Mrs. Wu immediately got up and walked out of the doorman. A moment later, Lao Wu and the dart came in.
"Head, if my daughter-in-law says something wrong, you can take care of it." Lao Wu said cautiously.
"Mrsao Wu gave me a wonderful plan. After this, I will definitely not be able to wait for you and your wife." Wu Song quickly gave Lao Wu the reassurance pills.
"Lao Wu, continue to guard the porter. Remember that strangers are not allowed to enter. Pinger must be answered. She is a little girl. If she acts by herself, she has no chance of winning." Wu Song said to Lao Wu.
"Don't worry, Lao Wu, I will definitely sacrifice my life to protect the hospital." Lao Wu's tone was very resolute, and Wu Song suddenly had a feeling of having fun.
"This dart head, I haven't asked, what should I call it?" Only then did Wu Song remember that he didn't even know the name of the dart head.
"My surname is Shan." The dart bowed slightly.
"Single dart head, have all the darts masters in your darts bureau come out?" Wu Song was not polite and asked directly.
"It's all out. Half is in Osmanthus Tower, and the other half is here." The dart replied.
"Is there any extra manpower in the bodyguard bureau?" Wu Song is now suffering from the lack of manpower around him, so he asked the bodyguard bureau for help.
"Yes, but the rest are all handymen and so on, and their skills are not very good." The dart grinned and looked helpless.
"That's better. Don't these handymen often show up? They should all be shameless, right?" Wu Song is eager to get an affirmative answer.
"Yes, they seldom walk around the county, and basically no one knows them." The dart replied.
"Very good, single dart head. You go back now, call them all, let them all dress decently, and then choose a smart person to lead the team and let them go to the county government. Take this "Wu Song untied the waist card from his waist." Let them claim to be my family and tell them that if they find anything wrong with the county government, they will report it to me as soon as possible.
"What about me?" The single dart asked puzzledly and pointed to himself at the same time.
"You have a more important job. There is a teahouse on Zishi Street, which is opened by my aunt Wang, do you know? Wu Song asked.
"I know, I've been there several times." The dart nodded and replied.
"Wang Po left me from the county government. At that time, she said to come back here, but up to now, there is no one, and there is probably something wrong. Go to her teahouse and take a good look. Remember, don't act rashly. Wu Song paused for a moment and then said, "In terms of remuneration, there is no need to worry about the single dart head. I, Wu Song, am also a bold person and will not be treated badly for me.