Chapter 349 Weapons Lost

"It's really difficult for General Zhenxi. How could he think of such a bad idea..." Liu Xie put on his face and didn't know whether it was sarcasm or anger.

And Ma Chao beside him was not touched at all, as if he hadn't heard Liu Xie's words. But Liu Xie didn't want to let Ma Chao go like this and continued to ask, "General Zhenxi, do you think this plan is really effective?"

"Your Majesty, although you are wise and wise, you are young and old. But after all, it's not a big year to salute, and it's really not as good as super..." Ma Chao smiled. Since he established a relationship with Liu Xie to jointly kill the director, he became more and more open to Liu Xie: he was just a most evil Zhengtai. As long as he treated him as an old man, he could see some of his lack of childishness.

"Love is a thing, very strange, without a trace, can't see or touch it, but you can strongly feel its existence. When it slips away quietly, it will make people bored to the extreme. But when it came with a situation of overwhelmingness, it made people breathless..." Speaking of this, Ma Chao suddenly smiled: Did you tell a child about these dry hairs? Can he understand?

However, to Ma Chao's surprise, Liu Xie frowned and said, "In the Furong account, Di Ze is like spring. In the emerald, my concubine is like water. * Huhu, if you are invincible, drunk and relaxed, seductive?"

Ma Chao was stunned, and naturally knew the origin of this description: this is the words describing Zhao Feiyan, the first beautiful queen of the Western Han Dynasty, who served Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty for the first time, but how could this 11-year-old Liu Xie know this?

"Since I was a child, I couldn't figure out why the people in the world rebelled and rebelled, so I had no choice but to seek answers from the previous history. I happened to know the absurd luxury of Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty, and then I hated my father, Emperor Ling of Han..." Liu Xie saw the meaning of Ma Chao's doubtful eyes and explained lightly.

Ma Chao nodded and couldn't help but feel sad: the emperors of the Han family, except for the old hooligan Liu Bang and the old robber Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, were almost the best. Especially this Emperor Cheng of Han actually died on a woman's belly and killed a man. Today, he is a great man among men...

However, this is not the time to judge the emperor of the Han family. Liu Xie is afraid that he still needs to explain it. Otherwise, with his child's extreme nature, he may hate himself for letting her aunt play that ** method in the future.

"Your Majesty knows the past and the present, and has the demeanor of a wise king. Weichen made this worst plan today, which is exactly why he thought of Zhao Zhaoyi. Ma Chao bowed and flattered Liu Xie without a trace, bringing the topic to the women, so that Liu Xie would not think about the useless emperors of their old Liu family and think that he was mocking them.

"Zhao Zhaoyi, Zhao Hede? Zhao Feiyan's sister?" It seems that Liu Xie has really seen a lot of secret history in the palace, and even this woman knows it.

"Yes, Your Majesty is not old enough to be happy for men and women, and he doesn't understand the confusion between men and women. However, does Your Majesty know why Emperor Cheng of Han was so infatuated with Zhao Hede and did not hesitate to die on her?

"There is no way to spoil women and eunuchs. What's wrong with such inferior people?" Liu Xie was indignant, and the exit was contemptuous.

Ma Chaoran knows more about Liu Xie's perverted personality. However, with a strong medicine for the strange disease, Ma Chao simply said with poison, "No, it's really Zhao Hede who knows men's psychology too well. According to the history books, Emperor Cheng of Han accidentally caught a glimpse of Zhao Hede bathing from the cracks in the doors and windows. From Zhao Hede's wide fading clothes, jade bones and ice muscles, orchid soup, to self-appreciation, self-pity, closing the window and locking the door, gently wiping... At this point, when Emperor Cheng of Han built a bedroom for Zhao Hede, he repeatedly took care of Lantian jade to inlai a large bathtub and inject it into the soup of cardamom, which made it more watery. In addition, white jade, gold, emerald jade and pearls are used to make a super-large acacia bed, hanging a pink gauze tent, and the top of the tent is decorated with the night pearl produced by ten thousand-year-old clams, shining brightly and shining like a long night! So extravagant and extremely spoiled, why this time?"

"Is it... Is it better to steal than a concubine? Liu Xie is very smart and actually said * inseparable ten!

"Yes, it's precisely because Zhao Hede caught the man's psychology of stealing kui. Your Majesty thought that there were lively and beautiful scenes at that time, with scenes, movements, expressions and more sounds. Even if he was the emperor of the Ming Dynasty, he had to be fascinated..." Ma Chao said this, and he couldn't help smiling. If there was a mirror, he could see that his image was very consistent with Zhao Gao, Qin Hui, Wei Zhongxian and other ancient tycophants...

"Since then, whenever Zhao Hede finished bathing, he was lightly covered with dew powder, and his whole body was fragrant. Hehuan** and had been happy with Emperor Cheng of Han, who had been waiting there for a long time. Only then did Emperor Cheng of Han really feel the taste of it. In the future, he hugged and kneaded Zhao Hede's body endlessly... Even later, it was difficult to sleep without holding Zhao Hede's little feet... Is this disaster of beauty so serious? Liu Xie naturally knew the infamous thing of Emperor Cheng of Han, and then frowned and thought deeply after saying Ma Chao's words.

But Ma Chao showed a helpless look: he will not carelessly teach a Han Emperor who has extreme thoughts about women, right? If he really takes power in the future, can there be a large number of women in the future?

At present, Ma Chao wants to explain. But Liu Xie turned over and smiled and said, "If General Zhenxi is a minister, I'm afraid he will also be a sycoon for thousands of years..."

Ma Chao blushed and knew that he had been laughed at by this half-big child again. However, he didn't care about it. After all, he came up with this bad idea. On the one Hand, it did have a great psychological impact on men to see women bathing; on the other, it was because of a real thing in history: in history, the existence of Diao Chan has always been a mystery. However, history books accurately record Lv Bu's affair with Dong Zhuo's concubine... Ma Chao thought about it and grafted this matter to Liu Xiu. I don't know if it will work or not.

'Mr. Lv, after you were caught and raped by Dong Zhuo in history, you immediately knelt down and pleaded guilty. Don't be impulsive for a moment. A heavenly painting stabbed Dong Zhuo to death and let all the arrangements of the younger brother be wasted...' Ma Chao prayed in Liu Xie's bedroom.

And Lv Bu also prayed in Dong Zhuo's 'sleeping palace'. He prayed that Dong Zhuo's fat man would not find his existence...

I saw an ass fall from the sky, and the bed made a loud noise, protesting against the strength of the fat man on his body, but the fat man was very fierce. He twisted his buttocks three times and lay down: "My sweetheart... Those thieves really didn't come to Neiyuan?

Dong Zhuo held his breath under the bed, and the bed would collapse at any time. And his unparalleled flying general, if he did not die on the battlefield, but was crushed to death by Dong Zhuo... If this comes out, just wipe your neck and commit suicide now!

"Master, how can your tiger power shock the world, and the little thief run into this solid Wuwu inner garden?" Liu Xiu's voice is now full of charm, which makes Lv Bu under the bed have some physiological reactions. Dong Zhuo, lying on the bed, looked at Liu Xiu's wonderful carti in a bath towel and couldn't help but get angry: "Oh, I don't believe it. Let me have a good examination..."

With an ah, Lv Bu then used his toes to imagine what happened on the bed.

"Wow..." With the gasp agitated by the bellows, it is Dong Zhuo who has worked happily and diligently.

"Hey, ah, ah, ah..." I can't tell whether it's a scream or a pleasure* sound, it's Liu Xiu's unbearable moan.

And Lv Bu, who was lying under the bed, worked hard to master the crumbling bed with his hand, while feeling his male dignity turning into powder at this moment! Every time the bed trembles, it cuts Lv Bu's heart and lungs like a sharp blade; every time Dong Zhuo's heavy breathing is like a heavy hammer, breaking Lv Bu's bone marrow; and every time Liu Xiu's moan is like a soul-stirring death bell, shaking Lv Bu's soul to pieces.

The majestic Bingzhou flying general now has to rely on a woman to humiliate Qiuhuan to save his face and life!

What else does it look like to live in this world?!

The last time, a fairy-like woman quietly left in order not to hurt his self-esteem. And this time, it's like this again?!

"Oh..."

With the last long trill, Dong Pang's movement came to an end. At this moment, Lv Bu felt that his heart was empty, and he was afraid that he could only live in this world like a walking corpse in the future...

He quietly calmed down his broken heart, and Lv Bu waited to hear Dong Zhuo's snoring before he came out quietly.

At this time, Dong Zhuo had turned over and lay down, his eyes were closed, his big belly was from urgent to slow, and his nose was slightly snoring, which seemed to be very tired. At this moment, Liu Xiu was looking at Lv Bu with a face of extreme pain. In those bright eyes, there was an indescribable despair and helplessness!

Lv Bu's chest heaved violently. At this moment, he wanted to pick up the square painting halberd in his hand and pierce Dong Zhuo's ointed belly!

However, when his hand first touched Fang Tianhua halberd, because of his turbulent mood, he did not hold the weapon as smooth as his arm for a moment, which made it make a crisp sound of 'when' in the quiet night!

At this time, Dong Zhuo suddenly opened his eyes!