Chapter 83, go on the road together
Cao Cao was determined to go on the road with Zu Zhao. Originally, Zu Zhao should have been a defensive team behind Cao Cao, but at this time, he was directly transferred to the core barracks by Cao Cao.
Cao's generals had long been waiting for Zu Zhao in the tent. They drooled one by one. At first glance, they thought it was a drifter outside the city, because Cao Cao was nibbling a drunken crab at this time. The drunken crab was extremely delicious. Even Zu Zhao, who had been driving for a day, also drooled, because the drunken crab was marinated by him and put it on. White sugar, yellow wine, ginger, salt flower carvings have been marinated for a day. It has been extremely delicious for a long time, but I didn't expect it to be stolen so much by Cao Cao.
I ignored him and went straight up and tore a crab leg to eat. It tasted good, but it would be better if it was marinated for a while.
Cao Cao's general had never eaten boiled fish, so Zu Zhao still served him with boiled fish. As for him and Cao Cao, they enjoyed crab roe, prawns and eels.
"Brother Zhaoxian, when I arrive in Jizhou, I plan to report about Wanside and ask Lord Huangfu Song to give you justice. If a peerless wizard like you is suppressed by a man, it is simply a violent thing! It's the loss of my Han Dynasty. I think you will still lead the team of Wan Side!"
Cao Cao nibbled on the crab's legs and revealed his thoughts to Zu Zhao.
The meaning of pulling is very obvious.
"Thank you, brother, but I don't appreciate it, because my food is enough to repay your kindness!" Zu Zhao pointed to the drunken crab in front of him. These big guys were stolen by Cao Cao sneaking into his barracks. Who would have thought that a generation of heroes also had obscene moments? Why not? Stealing food, but thinking that this guy is actually not a gentleman, I feel relieved.
Finally, when I arrived in Jizhou, I found locusts flying all over the sky, which made the people along the way panic.
"Oh, it's a pity that this year's harvest is over again!"
Zu Zhao couldn't help worrying that he was at Xu Wu's grain production base. Xu Wu had already marinated the waterwheel and grind. I don't know what's going on now.
Thinking that these locusts are going to damage his production base, Zu Zhao can't wait, "I can't wait to eat their meat and drink their blood!"
Zuzuo scolded fiercely.
Cao Cao also nodded in silence.
After scolding, Zu Zhao couldn't help but realize that his grandmother's legs and locusts are also food, aren't they? And it's very delicious. It's very crispy and delicious.
Outside Jizhou, Huangfu Song is leading his generals to worship the locust god. An animal of unknown form has been raised. Huangfu Song and others respectfully nodded incense below and asked the locust god to bypass Jizhou and go somewhere else.
Zu Zhao looked at a big head. The Three Kingdoms paid attention to the king of heaven and earth. I wiped it. This locust belongs to the lineage of God, and naturally he wants to enjoy the incense.
Zu Zhao went up and didn't care about Huangfu Song's face, and kicked the statue of the god of the bitch.
Huangfu Song, who was visiting, was furious, and a dog-legged roared, and almost drew his sword.
Cao Cao came over and was about to explain. When he saw Zu Zhao take out a melon grenade and threw it into the stomach of the locust god statue. He was clever. Last time he was so scared that he almost peed his pants, so he took the lead in lying down. Huangfu Song's dog's leg was stunned by an explosion. When he reacted, he found his trousers The bottom of the crotch was already wet, and everyone looked at the sky. It seemed that there was a fairy in the sky that was about to go down to earth. The general directly clamped his crotch without saying anything and walked away with the legendary Ling Bo.
"Your Excellency, locusts are demons, and you can't worship, otherwise it will hurt my luck!" Zu Zhao was afraid that Huangfu Song would be angry, so he directly labeled him. We are all a feudal family. You fear God, so I have to say it with God.
Huangfu Song was stunned and then asked, "What happened to the dryland thunder just now?"
Zu Zhao also wanted to make up a line to fool Huangfu Song. Who knew that Cao Cao, who was beside him, suddenly found an opportunity to speak: "That's the fairy handed down to Zu Zhao's brother, which is specially designed to deal with demons. Zu Zhaoxian's brother's fairy lived in the cold ice land in the far north and passed down countless fairy objects, especially for us. Sand table water truck and so on, these are all left by the fairy master. Now Zu Zhaoxian should do it according to the fairy master's instructions!"
Zu Zhao couldn't help admiring Cao Cao. This is calledchao and selling, directly to the immortal master's body, which is called blue out of blue and better than blue.
Huangfu Song was stunned again. There was no way to meet Zu Zhao, the master with such a fairy hat, so he had to become a second-hearted character.
"What should I do?"
He asked in a begruly.
It is a very serious problem that damages the luck of the big man.
"Eat these despicable pests, start to catch them, and tell them that these locusts are very fragrant to eat. Of course, it is more like burning them. These locusts eat food so that make us have no way to live. Naturally, we can't let them live! In addition, we should mobilize people to make nets, send them to the exiles, and let the exiles catch locusts by themselves, so that the exiles can also have a meal!"
Zu Zhao spoke in an unsopt manner.
Huangfu Song nodded.
After a while, Lu Zhi, who was in Jizhou City, also came. He was a well-learned man who worried about the country and the people. When he saw locusts flying all over the sky, he also looked sad.
"I have met my teacher!" Zu Zhao went forward to salute.
"Well, don't be polite, this locust simply doesn't give people a good life!" Lu Zhi said fiercely.
"My teacher happened to be here. I decided to mobilize the place of the exiles and mobilize them to catch locusts to eat. These locusts are also a delicious food!"
"What? Catch locusts?" Lu Zhi was still a little surprised, but his disciple also had a mysterious fairy master, which made it difficult for him to publicly educate this disciple. It was not appropriate to disrespect ghosts and gods.
"Yes, teacher, please come with me!"
Zu Zhao smiled and asked everyone to follow the location of the exiles,
All the drifters are skin and bones, and it is good to eat wild vegetables. Some of them fall directly to the ground and live with a little water.
Zu Zhao has ordered the soldiers to lift the cauldron, which is the best castor oil.
"My folks, have you seen the locusts all over the wild? They ate our food and made it impossible for us to survive. They are our enemies. Today we are going to take revenge. We will blow up these locusts and eat them. I will bring you some castor oil!"
A soldier washed a large group of locusts and threw them into the oil pan. After a moment, a fragrance came, which suddenly gathered all the people.
Just as the exiles rushed forward to eat, an old man suddenly picked up the crutch in his hand and beat the guy drooling around him.
"You have committed God's punishment. You know the power of the wilderness god. You ate them this year, and it will remember you next year. At that time, you will have no food for generations!"
An old man clenged his waist and shouted at the exiles around him. At the same time, he looked at Zu Zhao like an enemy.
Zu Zhao's cold smile made the old man lean up and down, and a melon grenade was thrown into the distance. There was a pile of straw in the distance, causing a bang.
"This is God's punishment. Have you seen it? I am a disciple of the immortal master. These locusts destroy the luck of my great man. Whoever can kill the locusts is to make contributions to the great man. Whoever destroys them is a traitor. He should kill the nine clans, and the ancestral tombs have also been dug!" Zu Zhaosensen's words directly made the old man fall backwards, and a swarm of exiles behind him rushed up to eat the fried locusts.
"Delicious!"
"Even if it's poisonous, you have to eat it. Who knows what will happen tomorrow?"
"Eat his mother and die tomorrow. Who else cares about those?"
"Where did a few old men come from? Don't mind your business. I don't have anything to eat. I'll cook him then!"
All kinds of scolding are endless. Some people find that the fried grasshopper is very delicious and directly scolded the old man who stopped them. The old man's good intentions are now regarded as donkey liver and lungs.
Zu Zhao rudely asked the soldiers to catch locusts. He fried them in a small oil pan and ate them by himself, and he also found a kind of treasure in the fried straw pile - a scorpion, and simply came a fried whole scorpion.
Cao Cao had already known that his virtuous brother was a foodie, and now he has tossed out new food. In order to fully show his contempt, he sat down directly next to him and supervised the production of each step. He saw the fried scorpion creakingly being bitten by Zu Zhao. He also grabbed one to eat and felt that it tasted really delicious.
Lu Zhihuangfu Song also slowly gathered around. These two are the ones who cherish the world. They usually save food and keep it for their own soldiers. They have been hungry for a long time.
Next to it, there were soldiers who sent locusts, which were fried directly and ate fiercely, and the fried fat scorpions were also thrown directly into their mouths by the two. Looking at Zu Zhao's fried scorpions while drooling.
Zu Zhao secretly scolded the Three Kingdoms in his heart. The dog's locust plague made the generals unable to eat a good meal. Eating a locust and a scorpion are like a beggar. At first glance, he has not had a full meal in his three lifetimes.
The first to take action were the exiles. The quality of the exiles is the simplest. After discovering that these locusts were also a plate of dishes, they decisively took the wicker to chase their hands there, and cleverly used the net to copy them. A group of exiles rushed to the locusts with green light in their eyes.
Never miss passing by, and never let go of those who can be caught. The locusts that almost fell outside Jizhou City were hit inhumanely. The whole city of Jizhou had a smell of fried locusts, and the fragrance was not to mention.
Lu Zhi and Huangfu Song laughed and completely relieved their minds. They all praised Zu Zhao on the road. They were really not ordinary people with the guidance of the fairy master.
Zu Zhao hurriedly said modestly that the fairy master came and went without a trace, and just told himself what to do in a dream. It was the fairy master who was worried about the world, not his ability, but the most important thing was that he just sent a message.
On the one hand, he threw himself out, and on the other hand, he offered the seat of the fairy master.
After all, the name of the fairy master is very big, and he will have to rely on the name of the fairy master to be directly fooled in the future.
For example, the two extreme ministers were fooled by themselves, and even Cao Cao's existence was completely confused.
In the big account, of course, delicious food was presented. Hairy crabs, prawns, and various fish products were all brought up. These are not the people's fat and people's ointment. Most of them were fished by Zu Zhao himself. Zu Zhao took the name of filial piety, so he set up the food banquet as a fragrance. When they came out, many generals ran over like cats that smelled fishy.
It was still spicy boiled fish serving these big-headed generals. Zu Zhao and Cao Cao Huangfu Song Luzhi were eating crabs, eating shrimps, and talking about the war.
Cao Cao unrelentingly told Huangfu Song about Wan Side in Lu County. He has a more fierce saying about such a thing, that is, to collude with the yellow scarf thief to sell grain and grass. Although Zu Zhao has already killed people, he might as well reason the cause and effect of Cao Cao.
Huangfu Song slapped the table and said, "Let him get out of here. His soldiers are led by Zu Zhao. That's the matter!"
Everyone nodded one after another with crab legs, and then continued to eat crab shrimp.