Chapter 4 Fooling and Fooling
Unconsciously, several people have drunk five jars of wine. The atmosphere became more and more harmonious, Zhang Fei also had a lot of talk, and the group chatted happily. Limited to the underdeveloped communication conditions in ancient times, even rich families such as Zhang Fei did not know much about the situation outside Youzhou. But Li Feng is different. He came from the Internet era with extremely developed communication conditions. When talking about folk customs in various places, he actually made Zhang Fei admire his knowledge.
"I don't know that Brother Yide can recognize the southern wild elephant." Li Feng saw that Zhang Fei was very interested in local customs and was happy to introduce the topic in this regard.
"Southern wild elephant," Zhang Fei thought slightly and hesitated, "It seems that I have seen it in the book, but the words are brief and unknown. Please ask Brother Zhongde for advice."
It's time for Li Feng to perform secretly. He pretended to be a rich man and said, "Brother Yide, don't have to be too modest. This wild elephant is a specialty of the southern barbarian land, and the Central Plains are also reassible. The southern wild elephant is about 2 meters tall and weighs no more than 1,000 pounds. The head is big and the ears are as big as a fan. The limbs are as thick as a cylinder, about 2 meters high, and the limbs are as thick as a cylinder, which can support a huge body. The nose is almost the same as the body length, cylindrical and flexible. The tip of the nose has a finger-shaped protrusion, which can pick up fine objects, and the sensitivity is better than the arm. Lion and tiger prey gained prestige, but they never dared to provoke wild elephants easily. Brother Yide has never seen the scene of wild elephants running. It is simply the shaking of the mountains and the sun and the moon are powerless.
Sure enough, Zhang Fei praised Li Feng's deliberately revealed knowledge. Hearing the power of the wild elephant, he couldn't help asking, "If such a fierce beast is captured and tamed into an army, isn't it invincible?"
Li Feng secretly praised in his heart: "It is worthy of being a fierce general who can make a famous history. I just mentioned it a little, and he thought of military use." Li Feng replied calmly, "Brother Yide, don't have to worry. I'm afraid this thing was given by God. Although it is extremely powerful, even in Nanman, the number is rare, and it is not easy to become an army."
Li Feng looked up slightly and saw that Zhang Fei was still thinking about the wild elephant. He said, "Even if you become a military, you don't have to worry about it. This thing is fierce, but his nature is afraid of fire. If you only attack it with fierce fire, it will definitely collapse without fighting."
Zhang Fei was relieved, raised his fist-sized wine glass and said to Li Feng, "I am very happy to know this thing. I respect Zhong De's brother and do it first." After saying that, he drank all the wine in one gulp.
Li Feng's heart is bitter. In order to get drunk, he can't drink less than 30 cups, but he can't stand it. However, it was difficult to be merciful, and I had to pretend to be heroic and drink a toast. After drinking, Li Feng's hair was fierce and said secretly, "Well, can't the three men pour you down? Even if you have a loud voice soaked in the wine tank, you have to go out horizontally today." After thinking about it, he gave Liao Hua and Liao Daniu a winks.
The two were not stupid. They knew the elegance when they heard the string songs, but for a while, they often persuaded them to drink, and the atmosphere became more and more lively.
Another round of fierce irrigation, Zhang Fei finally couldn't hold on. As soon as Li Feng saw the fire coming, he secretly congratulated himself. Why? Just because he can't drink 40 cups, even if the degree of wine of the Three Kingdoms is low, 40 cups are about to pour; if Zhang Fei is not drunk, he really can't help it.
Li Feng motioned Liao Hua and the two to stop. The heat was enough. If he drank more, he was afraid that Zhang Fei would fall down, which was not beautiful. Li Feng suddenly put his wine glass on the table and sighed heavily.
Zhang Fei seemed to be drunk. When he saw Li Feng sighing, he immediately asked, "Why did Brother Zhongde sigh, but is there any place for Fei to treat him?"
Li Feng waited for his words and made a look of grief and indignation. He replied, "Oh, on the way to visit Brother Yide, I saw bones in the wild, and there was hunger on the road. For a moment, I thought of it, but it was not Brother Yide who was not well received."
Zhang Fei listened and didn't drink, just silent. Li Feng looked at the words and said, "This is not bad. Zhuo County is rich, and after all, there are only a few people who starve to death. Thinking of that poorer county, I'm afraid it's almost ten rooms and nine empty.
Zhang Fei was still silent, but the sadness on his face became stronger and stronger.
Zhang Fei, as a gentry, can worship Liu Bei, who sells straw shoes, and wants to worry about the country and the people. Li Feng was clear and said, "Bianjun is even more harsh and humble. The heart of the Xiongnu is immortal, and the bandits plundered from time to time. Before I came, I heard that the area from Yanmenguan to Beiping has almost become a hell on earth, which is outrageous." Li Feng said, thinking that Han women were called "two-legged sheep" in the later Wuhu chaotic Chinese period. They raped a** at night, and were slaughtered and cooked by aliens as military food during the day. He couldn't help but be angry. He picked up the wine jar and poured it fiercely.
Zhang Fei listened and stood up without saying anything. He caught the eight snake spear beside him and went to the courtyard. From time to time, there was the sound of the blade waving in the courtyard. Li Feng and Liao Hua hurriedly followed. Zhang Fei's eyes were wide open and he was practicing spears to vent. Zhang Fei's martial arts skills were outstanding, where the spear moved, the cold light flashed, and the cold murderous atmosphere came to his face. At this time, Lao Zhang was angered by Li Feng's words, and it was even more murderous and frightening.
When Zhang Fei saw Li Feng and the other three, he shouted, "Come well and have a good time with Lao Zhang." The sound was like a bell, making the eardrums of the three people buzz. Because he saw that Li Feng and others had no weapons in their hands, he also abandoned the snake spear and rushed to Li Feng empty-handed.
This is Zhang Fei. Elegance is not his nature, and his nature like fire is his true portrayal. Zhang Fei was upright and disdained to bully the weak. Although he was full of righteous indignation, he still did not take advantage of Li Feng and others at all. He abandoned the blade before he rushed to him, which was full of his sincerity.
Zhang Fei came, as if he wanted to fight against three. Unexpectedly, this angered Liao Hua. Although he admired Zhang Fei's martial arts, he also had his own pride and would never accept one enemy.
So, Liao Hua stopped Li Feng and Liao Daniel, and rushed over first. Liao Hua is strong, flexible, and knows that Zhang Fei is strong, so he has been fighting to avoid confrontation with Zhang Fei head-on, and only uses his fists and feet to greet Zhang Fei's side. Unexpectedly, Zhang Fei had long been dissatisfied with Liao Hua's dodging attack. Seeing that his fists were splashed like water, he did not retreat but advanced. Unexpectedly, he suffered countless fists and feet and approached him. Liao Hua was caught off guard and was grabbed by Zhang Fei's arm. When he was about to break free, it was too late. Zhang Fei grabbed Liao Hua's arm and turned around. Liao Hua flew out and fell aside; but he couldn't get up for a while.
Zhang Fei solved Liao Hua and rushed to Li Feng again. Li Feng did not dodge and blocked it. He only felt like he had been struck by lightning, and half of his body was numb. Fortunately, his family is said to have fought with bare hands in the martial arts of General Li Guang, so he was not knocked down by Zhang Fei. Li Feng dodged Zhang Fei's attack and was about to attack from his side. Unexpectedly, Zhang Fei turned his head and roared at him. With a buzz, Li Feng's eyes were straightened by the sound waves of Zhang's loud voice, and he was caught by Zhang Fei and swung out his clothes.
At this time, Liao Daniel was not happy to see Zhang Fei put down two in a row. He doesn't know martial arts, but his brute force is amazing. At this moment, Zhang Fei put down two in a row, and his strength was released for a moment. He was hugged by Liao Daniu from behind and couldn't escape.
Liao Daniu's surprise attack was successful and he was overjoyed, so he wanted to trip Zhang Fei. Unexpectedly, Zhang Fei turned his head and roared again. Now Liao Daniel was miserable. He was so close to Zhang Fei that he fainted and fell to the ground softly.
Zhang Fei was already filled with wine and put down three in a row. For a moment, the wine gas hit his head and fell to the ground.
For a long time, four people got up one after another. You look at me, I look at you, laughing at the same time, and there has been no longer a gap between each other.
Li Feng took the opportunity to arrive: "If we are like-minded, how about becoming brothers with different surnames?"
When he said this, Li Feng was worried. For Zhang Fei, he dares not accept his younger brother like Liao Hua. Liao Hua was impoverished and depressed, and his brother Liao Daniu dragged him down. However, Zhang Fei is a rich gentleman in Zhuo County and has a lot of wealth. It is impossible for him to be a younger brother for Li Feng, who is still white. If Li Feng dares to say that he wants Zhang Fei to be his younger brother, he is afraid that Zhang Fei can scratch him with a big ear.
Zhang Fei was a little embarrassed when he heard this. He really admires Li Feng's knowledge and likes the manly character of the three people. Isn't it too fast to know each other for only one day?
Liao Hua saw Zhang Fei's hesitation, but he did not hesitate. He said coldly, "If a man is broken, he will be broken. How can his mother-in-law look like a man? If Brother Yide dislikes us for being rude, we will turn around and leave. I will never say anything. The tone was indignant, obviously full of anger.
Zhang Fei's appearance is gentle, but in fact, he is a husband's spirit and can't stand it. He shouted loudly for a moment, "Why did Yuan Jian say this? I'm just thinking that it's a big deal to worship, and I need to find a good place."
As soon as Li Feng heard this, he immediately said, "I think the scenery of Taoyuan behind Brother Yide's house is beautiful. Why don't you worship there?"
Zhang Feiyan is exporting, how can he take it back? Hearing this, I immediately agreed. Liao Hua's face softened and agreed with Liao Daniu.
So in Taoyuan, Li Feng, Zhang Fei, Liao Hua and Liao Daniu knelt down and read, "Nian Li Feng, Zhang Fei, Liao Hua and Liao Daniu, although they have different surnames and become brothers, they work together to save the crisis; report to the country and An Li Shu. I don't want to be born on the same day in the same month of the same year, but only want to die on the same day in the same month of the same year. The emperor's earth, learn from this heart, be ungrateful, and kill together!" After saying that, sacrifice heaven and earth, slaughter cattle and set up wine, and announce the neighbors.
Among the four, Zhang Fei is 30 years old and the eldest brother; Li Feng is 22 years old and the second brother; Liao Hua is 21 years old and the third brother; Liao Daniel is the youngest, only 17 years old, and he has to be the fourth brother. After worshipping heaven and earth, the four of them are like a family and exchange family affairs. Li Feng, Liao Hua and Liao Daniel are all bachelors, but Zhang Fei's mother is still there, so she worshipped her as her adoptive mother and called her "mother"; she also worshipped her sister-in-law and called her "sister-in-law".
The four people are like-minded and practice martial arts. In a short period of time, martial arts have made great progress.
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