Chapter 16 Fool Guo Jia
Li Feng fooled Cheng Yu easily, only making Guo Jia stunned.
Cheng Yu just worshipped the lord and immediately showed the full performance of a counselor. He grabbed Guo Jia and said, "Lord, this is my forgotten friend. Guo Jia and Guo Fengxiao in Yingchuan can be ten times better than me. Don't miss it."
Li Feng was worried about how to fool Guo Jia. He was overjoyed and said, "Mr. Feng Xiao, please help me."
Guo Jia wanted to slip away, but he didn't expect to be dragged by Cheng Yu and didn't slip away; so he had to say, "Well, the weather is really nice today!"
Everyone looked at the sky. Although it did not rain, it was shrouded in dark clouds. Is this also good?
Li Feng looked straight at Guo Jia: "Mr. Feng Xiao, please help me."
Guo Jia was helpless and explained, "There are still many things I haven't learned, and I still want to study in this Yingchuan Academy for a few more years."
Cheng Yu interface: "Really? That's not what the teacher said. Two years ago, Mr. Shuijing thought you could become a teacher!"
Guo Jia stared at Cheng Yu fiercely. You will die if you say less words!
Cheng Yu squeezed his eyebrows, hey, he asked you to collect debts. He deserved it.
When Guo Jia gritted his teeth with hatred, Li Feng saluted him for the third time: "Please help me."
Li Feng is not a ordinary person at this time. He is a general of Fenwei certified by the court. He saluted Guo Jia several times and can be called a virtuous sergeant.
It's impossible for Guo Jia not to be moved at all. However, Guo Jia also has his own opinions. Compared with Li Feng, he prefers Yuan Shao and Yuan Benchu.
After hesitating for a long time, Guo Jia sighed and said, "General, why do you have to do this? Guo Jia has already set his future. I plan to assist Yuan Shaoyuan Benchu, who has many old officials.
After saying that, Guo Jia's face was serious, and there was no trace of prodigal. He walked out of the door, and even Cheng Yu didn't dare to stop him.
Li Feng dares not force Guo Jia again. In case he gets angry, won't he cry to death?
However, this does not mean that Li Feng has no choice but to deliberately say loudly, "Oh, it's a pity that my altars have been aged for 20 years, and I plan to invite Feng Xiao to drink together."
"Twenty years" and "aging", Guo Jia couldn't help walking when she heard these words. Although he knows that this is likely to be Li Feng's strategy, if he can really ignore these words, is he still an alcoholic Guo Fengxiao?
Li Feng saw that Guo Jia's footsteps were slowing down and knew that these words were effective, so he said louder and louder: "Tut, that taste, that taste, that aroma, alas, it's really rare in the sky, and there is absolutely nothing in the world!"
Guo Jia's footsteps were getting slower and slower, and finally stopped. With a grunt, he swallowed his saliva, turned around with difficulty and asked, "Is it really that delicious?"
Li Feng was overjoyed: "That's right. After drinking two sips, two sips of thinking about three sips, and three sips of drinking, I don't want to leave!" This man should really go to recruit a salesman who specializes in selling drinks. Let's see, even the jingle came out.
Guo Jia looked hesitant and said with difficulty, "Well, I plan to visit Yuan Shao later. I heard that Zhang Taishou in Runan is hospitable and virtuous, er, I'd better go and have a look!"
Li Feng is overjoyed, hey, little demo, brother, can't this time traveler deal with you? After going to Runan, do you think you can still come back? Wow, hahaha, thanks to me distilled some good wine, otherwise I really can't help you!
In this way, another poor awesome man of the Three Kingdoms fell into the clutches of Li Feng.
"Who's next?" In Cheng Yu's worshipful eyes, Li Feng thought proudly, "Well, by the way, if Xun Yu and Xun Wen can't let go, it's him."
In the distant Yingchuan Academy, Xun Yu sneezed. Why did it suddenly become cold? He had a feeling that something bad was going to happen.
Thinking of Xun Yu, Li Feng frowned a little, but this one is not so easy to fool.
In Li Feng's continuous deception, the general's identity has helped a lot. However, this identity is of no use to Xun Yu. The Xun family is not a fallen scholar like Chen Gong, Cheng Yu and Guo Jia, but a noble family that can be counted in the late Eastern Han Dynasty. It's not that easy to accept Xun Yu as a younger brother!
The eight dragons of the Xun family are unparalleled. Xun Shuang and Xun Ciming are Xun Yu's uncle. Speaking of the Xun clan, we must mention another person, Xun You. He is also one of the best people in the Three Kingdoms, and his achievements are no less than Xun Yu. It would be better if he could be a younger brother. However, it is said that he and his uncle Xun Yu are not dealt with, and it is difficult to accept two at the same time.
Walking on the road, Li Feng suddenly asked Guo Jia, "I don't know if Feng Xiao has two classmates, a Xu Shu and a drama talent?"
Guo Jia replied, "Xi Zhicai has defected to Cao Cao. As for Xu Shu, alas, he does not like reading and prefers to practice martial arts. A few days ago, he complained about people and killed people by mistake. Now he is hiding and doesn't know where he is."
Li Feng secretly said that it was a pity and let Cao Heizi seize the opportunity again. As for Xu Shu, it is better not to look for it. Without such hardships, how can he be determined to study hard and be famous in history?
Not long, a group of people came to Xun Yu's home. The Xun family is worthy of being a rich family. The house is tall and the columns are carved. Facing is a yard. There are all kinds of strange flowers in the yard, which are really beautiful, and there are rockery overlapping, and the strange stones are abrupt. Seeing the beautiful scenery in front of him, Li Feng suddenly thought of a sentence: "Five steps on the first floor, ten steps and one pavilion. The waist of the corridor is back, and the eaves and teeth are pecked high.
Although this sentence describes the Afang Palace, at this moment, it seems that the Xun Mansion also has the three-point atmosphere of the Afang Palace.
Guo Jia shook her head and said, "Every time I see Xun Yu's residence, I want to call him a prodigal son; if so many houses are sold for wine, how much can I change?" With that, the saliva flowed down again.
When everyone heard the previous sentence, they nodded secretly, and when they said the latter sentence, there was only contempt for Guo Jia: "It's true that the dog can't change what to eat!"
Xun Yu was studying at home when he suddenly heard that his classmates were coming to welcome him. When he saw Guo Jia, he laughed: "Oh, what's the wind that brought you, an alcoholic today? You have drunk all my wine!"
Guo Jia curled her lips and said, "Isn't it stingy? Don't you just drink a few jars of wine? Do you need to carry them on your lips for a day?" This bastard completely forgot that he caught up with Cheng Yu's house for a jar of wine.
How many altars? Thank you for your nerves to say it! How many altars are that? You have drunk half of my wine cellar!"
Guo Jia: "..."
Xun Yu looked at the crowd and asked, "I don't know who these two are?"
Cheng Yu explained, "This is Chen Gong and Chen Gongtai, my old friend. This is Li Feng and Li Zhongde." Cheng Yu did not say about Li Feng's official position. For a family like the Xun family, Li Feng's small miscellaneous general status is useless at all.
Guo Jia interrupted and said, "These two admire your talent and came here specially to visit."
Xun Yu carefully observed the two and saw that Chen Gong was about 30 years old. His eyes were clear and his manners were calm. At first sight, he knew that he was a man full of poetry and books. Li Feng was a man who walked like a tiger, talking and laughing, with great momentum, and an extraordinary person. So, he said tentatively, "I don't know if you two are disappointed when you see me?" After saying that, he laughed.
Xun Yu (163-212) is a native of Yingyin (now Xuchang, Henan). At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, Cao Cao was the chief advisor and an outstanding strategist. The official came to the middle of the waiter, kept the order of the minister, and said that he respected the marquis.
Xun Yu (162-22) has been known as "Wang Zuo's Talent" since he was a child ("Records of the Three Kingdoms · Wei Shu · Xun Yu Biography"). As the chief advisor and meritorious minister of Cao Cao's unification of the north, Xun Yu strategically formulated and planned a blueprint and military route for Cao Cao to unify the north. He has revised Cao Cao's strategic policy many times and was praised by Cao Cao. In terms of tactics, he once saved the three cities of Yanzhou in the face of Lv Bu's rebellion, and his inculous plan to strangle Yuan Shao in Guandu, showing Wan and Ye He made light progress to cover up his unexpected surprise attack on Jingzhou and many other achievements; in terms of politics, he recommended a large number of talents such as Zhong Yu, Xun You, Chen Qun, Du Xi, Sima Yi, Guo Jia and so on. Xun Yu is building a plan, conspired, Kuang Bi, and many people have made achievements. He is called "My Son's House" by Cao Cao ("Records of the Three Kingdoms · Wei Shu · Biography of Xun Yu"). The official went to the Han waiter, kept the order of the minister, and said to respect the marquis. Because of his appointment as Shang Shuling, he has been in the middle for more than ten years and has been honored as "Xun Lingjun".
When I first saw Xun Yu, I found that he was not as gentle and elegant as imagined and a famous man; on the contrary, he was a slightly fat and fat man. Li Feng was indeed a little disappointed, but he couldn't say this. He was deliberately looking for a draw.
So Li Feng also laughed: "There are many people in the world who judge people by their appearance, but I, Li Zhongde, am not that kind of person. No matter how good-looking it is, what's the use? If there is no knowledge in the stomach, it is still a straw bag. If you have thousands of begos in your chest, even if you have rough clothes, you will have your own famous people. There is a poetic and scholarly atmosphere, Mr. Wen Ruo, is that right?
What a "poetry and calligraphy in his belly", Xun Yu's eyes lit up: "I'm afraid that Mr. Zhong De is the kind of famous scholar who reads poetry and books!"
Li Feng listened and shook his head repeatedly and said, "In front of Mr. Wen Ruo, how dare you call yourself a famous scholar?
Guo Jia listened and said impatiently, "Okay, don't be polite, Brother Wen Ruo, take out all the wine hidden in the house!" You should know that the wineworms in Lao Guo's belly have begun to fight!"
When everyone heard this, they all laughed.
Xun Yu shook his head and smiled bitterly: "That's all. You won't be willing if you don't finish my wine. Today, just do as you wish and don't get drunk."
"Really?" Guo Jia's eyes lit up and said, "I want to drink your precious wine, but don't fool me with anything mixed with water."
Cheng Yu interrupted: "Don't worry, Wen Ruo doesn't have any wine mixed with water at home, just drink it."
The group walked into Xun Yu's house with a smile, ready to taste the wine that Guo Jia, an drunkard, will never forget.
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Next, it's time to fool Xun Yu. I don't know how Li Feng is going to show off? Looking forward to it!