Chapter 32 Unrivaled Narcissist (three update, collection)

After explaining to the dusty woman, the woman left happily with the money to prepare for Yang Bin's explanation. Yang Bin knew from the beginning that someone had been secretly following him behind him to the Red Mansion, and now the man is hiding in the dark to peek.

Yang Bin turned his head and saw the thin thief who was sneaking in the thicker of the Red Mansions at this time. Immediately ran to the familiar figure with a hippie smile: "Wow, brother, why are we so coincidental? You can meet your people here! What? Are you here to play with women? Oh, you really came to the right place. What's wrong? Do you finally want to break your virginity? Come on! Let me introduce you to some good girls. As soon as Yang Bin passed, he took the hand of the thin thief and wanted to go in and immediately got to the point.

The thin thief blushed and said anxiously, "You... let go! Do you think I'm the same as you? Big pervert!" He immediately shook off Yang Bin's hand and was angry. I'm still angry about something last time. But I don't know why. On the road, I saw Yang Bin, a big bad guy, sneaking into the Red Mansion, and I was unhappy. I didn't know what to think, so I followed him in, and now he has been found.

Hearing Yang Bin's words, his heart was so angry that he couldn't wait to punch him immediately.

Suddenly, it seemed that something came to mind and snorted coldly, "Why didn't you pretend like last night? Why did you become so carefree today?

Yang Bin deliberately put his arms around his neck: "Oh, that's a disguise. People like me are usually disguised. I didn't expect to meet you yesterday. Brother, how predestined we are."

Before waiting for someone to answer, Yang Bin had already taken his hand and walked in and said, "Let's go! Brother, I'll take you to choose a girl!"

"I'm not going! Do you think I'm you?" The thin thief shook off Yang Bin's hand and was about to leave the Red Mansion.

"How can you be uninterested? Are you looking for ducks in the Red Mansion? Say the letter? It's natural for men to like women, right? Yang Bin followed him and pulled him again.

"Haha, good brother, don't be embarrassed. I understand that you are shy. If you can't, I can guide you. Although I don't have much experience, we can learn together and promote growth... Well! Asia's annihilation! If you have something to say, don't use a knife.

The thin thief stopped and pulled out the short blade at his waist.

Yang Bin saw the cold shining knife and immediately surrendered.

"Well, I'm not the same person as you!" The thin thief suppressed his anger and controlled himself not to cut him and threw a sentence in his mouth.

"Isn't it...don't you like women?" Yang Bin said exaggeratedly and took two steps back nervously.

"Are you suffering?" Yang Bin continued to ask.

"What is suffering? Monster?" Of course, the thin thief doesn't understand what it is.

"In this world, there are two types of attack and attack. Attack is responsible for sowing, and all they do hard work. Different, the recipient is responsible for enjoying moaning and doing comfortable things... Ah, don't fight!" Yang Bin didn't finish speaking, and the thin thief had already punched him in the face.

"I warn you that if you tell me these dirty things again, I will kill you!" The thin thief was obviously angry, but he got angry... It's really beautiful.

Some people in the world are like this. Whether they laugh, angry or cry, they look very beautiful.

People can't help liking it at a glance.

On the contrary, some people are different. Whether they are laughing or angry, they look very disgusting. In addition to vomiting or vomiting, they will have the impulse to hit the wall and commit suicide after watching for a long time. For example, roles such as Sister Feng. Yang Bin thinks that the thin thief belongs to the former kind of small appearance, and it belongs to the kind that people like more and more. As soon as he saw the thin thief angry, he was not afraid, but smiled happier: "Don't worry, I will hide far away. Because I'm afraid that you will fall in love with me."

The thin thief wanted to run away from Yang Bin, a dangerous person immediately. Hearing this sentence, he immediately felt that there was something wrong with this person.

"What are you talking about? Will I like you?" The thin thief simply doesn't believe his ears. Isn't he a man to him? How can a man fall in love with a man?

"Hm, look at a handsome man like me. It is very popular both in the circle of beautiful women and in the circle of handsome men. However, please pay attention to one point. Although I grow jade trees facing the wind, people love me, flowers bloom, cars, punch Nanshan nursing homes, step on Beitou Kindergarten, and a pear flower pressing begonia. Sunken fish and wild geese, closed the moon and shy flowers. But I only like women. I'm really not interested in handsome men, so you can only worship me and can't fall in love with me. Yang Bin said a series in one breath and looked at the thin thief proudly.

The thin thief listened and almost fell to the ground.

I've never seen a narcissistic one so narcissistic!

The walls of the castle are simply vulnerable compared with his face.

The thin thief was secretly glad that he was not a narcissist, or he would probably commit suicide in front of him.

My God, how can there be such a pervert in the world?

Yes, except for perverts, no adjective can accurately describe the evil-minded and narcissistic guy in front of him!

"Don't worry, I won't like such an excellent person as you." The thin thief said coldly.

"Ah, then I'm relieved, brother. I've always been worried about this problem. Now, it turns out that you don't like men, and you like women just like me! Since you don't like men, it's easy to do. We have a common hobby. Let's go and pick up girls together! As an erudite and versatile person, I have always wanted to write a way to pick up girls and guide thousands of lost teenagers in the world. Now I am missing a partner. Yang Bin patted his chest and exaggeratedly said that his heart, which had been hanging for a long time, finally returned to its place. He enthusiastically hugged the thin thief's shoulder, as if he had found a like-minded partner.

"Ye�. I'm not knowledgeable. You can write your method of picking up girls by yourself. I'm leaving!" The thin thief sneered and extremely despised this self-proclaimed and talented guy, thinking that what else did this boy have besides his evil thoughts?

"Well, it seems that you didn't see my real talent. In fact, I'm not an ordinary person, I'm a genius!" Yang Bin really wants to write the word genius on his head.

"Ha! Genius? Born to be a fool." The thin thief will never believe that he is a genius.

"Let me show you two hands... You know how powerful I am. Let me tell you, not to mention ordinary people, even the poetic fairy Li Bai, who often plagiarizes my poems! Do you know why Li Bai is called a poet? Even if I plagiarize my poems, and the poem Saint Du Fu, he often plagiarizes my poems. That's all because of me, they have today, understand? Yang Bin solemnly affirmed that his expression was very serious, and the thin thief was stared. Can this boy write poetry?

"Li Bai? Du Fu? Who are they?" The thin thief has never heard the names of these two people.

"It seems that you have read very few books, and even Shixian Li Bai and Du Fu don't know who they are." Yang Bin began to count the thin thieves.

"What's so great about this poetic fairy Li Bai? Why should I know him?" The thin thief snorted coldly, very disdainful, but in fact he was a little guilty.

"Have you never even heard of him plagiarizing my quiet night thoughts? That's a classic, won't you?" Yang Bin's expression is like an illiterate monster just now.

"Silent night thinking? I haven't heard of it. What kind of poem is it? The memory of the skinny thief's hard work, I really can't find the relevant memory of this poem.

"Okay, I'll recite it for you. The bright moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground; raise your head to look at the moon and bow your head to miss your hometown. Although this poem is copied from me, the artistic conception is okay, especially by looking up at the moon, the full moon in the sky and the unrounded mind, which breaks the yearning of tens of millions of wanderers in the world for their hometown. A faint nostalgia, just like the sound of heaven, echoes in my heart for a long time. This scene can only be unspeakable. That is nothing at this time. The highest manifestation of sound... However, if you listen to my original work again, you will be even more amazed. Because my original work is even more amazing, shocking the world and crying! I dare say that you will be deeply moved when I come out. Yang Bin stressed that his work was the original work, and the content was shocking.

The interest of the thin thief has increased.

Can he really write poetry?

"Okay, you chant it." The thin thief really wants to listen to his poems.

"Good. A pair of shoes in front of the bed, and the clothes are frosted on the ground. Raise your head to look at the moon and look down at the girl. This poem expresses..." Before Yang Bin said what artistic conception this poem expresses, he was punched away by a thin thief.

Originally, after listening to Jing Ye Si, I felt that the artistic conception was extremely beautiful and easy to understand, but it could resonate with the soul, which was more touching than those gorgeous and magnificent poems.

I wanted to forgive him in my heart, but this boy was born to be beaten, right?

Yang Bin's skin is very thick and he can't be beaten to death. He immediately jumped up again. Well, you know, good poems are all modified. This is just the first draft. I still have a revised version. You are satisfied!"

"..." As soon as the thin thief wanted him to shut up, Yang Bin had already said it.

"Two pairs of shoes in front of the bed, undress and put them on the ground; raise your head to look at the moon and bow your head to kiss the girl! Ya butterfly, if you have something to say, the gentleman won't do anything!" Yang Bin ran away as soon as he finished speaking, because the thin thief had pulled out his knife and vowed to stab the shameless guy who tampered with the classics.

After chasing five streets, the thin thief still did not let Yang Bin go.

In the end, Yang Bin really didn't want to toss around. The thin thief flew over and kicked Yang Bin's big ass. Then he snorted and left.

Yang Bin rubbed his buttocks painfully and happily and said to himself, "Xue'er and Lucy came to the door by themselves. Since you are also here, take you as a little wife, click!"

Speaking of the topic, Yang Bin asked the ** dusty woman to deal with him, but he didn't know if it was finished. Let him die!

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At the end of the third update, the snowman asked for all kinds of tears, collection, tickets, and clicked.