Chapter 1
01
When the man came in front of me, I felt that I collapsed in an instant. If time could be reversed, I would rather not go out that day, or go to the roadside stall to eat. Of course, now all this is to blame itself. No, or we can say that this is also fate, really fate, from that bad luck The toilet begins...
02
It was last Wednesday. I squatted at the gate of Dayue City in Xidan and ate roasted corn and squid. Originally, I had asked Nie Qing, the pervert, to go shopping. She was always late, so I arrived half an hour late. Unexpectedly, there was still something wrong. She was stuck in the road and was an hour late. Director As a result, I have to find something to eat with a clean and disease-nothing attitude. The only thing Xidan lacks is to eat, from high-end restaurants to roadside stalls.
"Hurry up! I'm in a hurry..." Half an hour later, Nie Qing came, but I was already on the verge of collapse, with a sweat on my head.
"Who told you to eat?" She was lazy to pick up the bag, but she couldn't take care of that at that time. I threw the bag directly on her head and rushed into Joy City.
I almost asked Dantian where the bathroom was at the service desk. In fact, I wanted to ask where the hut was, but the surrounding environment made people embarrassed and rude.
"Go forward and turn left." The girl at the service desk smiled beautifully. I suddenly felt that she looked like a fairy, but after the matter was solved, I could find that the girl's eyes were still facing each other.
Then I didn't dare to move, afraid that a fart would bring something out, and walked slowly, comforting myself while walking. I arrived immediately. Hold on, there are many people here, and such a painful thing can't happen...
When I saw a small card painted with a man and a woman, I almost cried. Finally, I arrived and immediately pricked my head in. At that time, I must have been controlled by desire, otherwise there would not have been so many things behind, which was simply a failure.
When I got to the toilet, when I opened the single room door like a tug of war, I saw a lively picture. A man squatted on the urinal, his movements were very lewd. Fortunately, he was condescending at that time, otherwise I could see something more erotic, instead of the almost identical white buttocks of men and women now.
It should be said that we are all stupid. In contrast, I didn't lose anything. I scared back the desire to almost grab the door, and the man squatted there with red ears, the newspaper in his hand trembled, and the cigarette in his mouth had already fallen to the ground.
"Hi..." I greeted like a heartless man, thinking about whether pretending to be a fool can reduce the probability of shame.
"...Hello..." The man was also scared and greeted me.
"Slow down, I'll go to the door..." I politely closed the door, looked at my face in the mirror, calmly walked out, entered the women's toilet, closed the single room door, and then heard screaming...
03
"Hey, do you hear me? There was a man calling at the opposite door just now! Do you think you met a pervert? Nie Qing was happy in the rest area outside the toilet.
She has always been obsessed with beautiful things. To put it bluntly, she is gay. Now she has developed to look at gay GV. That degree is no different from ordinary perverts. Now when she sees a better-looking handsome man, she can't wait to immediately begin to imagine his position in **, which is absolutely obscinate.
"What kind of pervert? Take back your saliva." I tried to keep calm for fear that she would see it, otherwise everyone she must have spread knew that I had entered the men's toilet and looked at the buttocks of an unlucky man, during which there were countless versions.
"Cut." Nie Qing glanced at me white, "I don't know what it looks like..." She looked at the mirror to make up.
The man came out with a heavy face at this time. When he saw me again, he shudders and ran away without washing his hands. This is very unhygienic. How many bacteria are there in his hand? However, he must need a psychologist to be shocked now.
04
Some people say that meeting a ghost is like an affair. When you think about it, it won't come. When you don't want to, it will come. I think it's just right to put it in my current situation. It's not just to meet ghosts. I'm afraid to see it... It's the King of hell.
Seeing the man come to me, there is reason to believe that although the goblins I don't have as models are beautiful, they are still gentle and smiling. As soon as he raises his eyes, he suddenly trembles like an electric shock. I know that the facts have been cruelly proved. He remembered that one day, someone in the toilet of Xidan Joy City In a single room, I once saw his white buttocks, and I was so scared that he didn't dare to wash his hands after going to the toilet...
"Hi..." I trembled to break the awkward atmosphere, but I said the same greeting as that day.
"...Hello..." He was very honest and strictly repeated the same words on that day.
Then there is silence, extraordinary silence.
"Well, I'm sorry about that day. I didn't see anything." I have always been a happy woman, and I can't keep my words in my heart. Anyway, I'm also a blind date. At worst, I won't be in touch with her. I've seen a lot in the past few years, and I haven't seen her for a long time. This is not my intention. It's purely because my mother is full of time.
I always say that only when you are full of warmth can you think about your desire. Now it's just a small design. Sometimes it's true that you can make money by writing two words, but now you are still half familiar with it. My friends around me are like pigeons, and I don't even have a fart.
His face turned redder and didn't say a word, which reminded me of ancient times. In ancient times, a woman cut off the place she touched because she met a man. Is it possible that I had to blind myself? Well, I lost, or... Does he want me to take full responsibility? Come on, what kind of society is it?
"I'm really sorry, I was wrong." In the face of the poor man, I can only whisper again.
"It's okay. I guess God wants to give you a chance to apologize. My name is Cheng Guangliang." He suddenly smiled. Fortunately, I was quickly relieved.
05
When I proposed to become a buddy with him in the idea of not being benevolent and righteous, he agreed happily. At the wedding a few years later, he drank too much and kept saying that he wanted to repain the toilet of Xidan, because it was the origin of our love, although we once broke up. , I once beat you to death, and I almost never saw you.
"Do you do flat?" I remember my sister-in-law said that her brother was a designer.
"Yes, which company are you in?" He asked with a cup of tea.
"Creative Tribe."
" Coincidentally, I'm also here. I'll officially go to work next week." He leaned against the sofa and smiled at me.
"So you are the new person in charge of Group B?" I looked at him.
"Yes."
"That's not good. I should be your sworni. I'm in charge of Group A." We met so late that day.
This is also the reason why Cheng Guangliang was in Group B as soon as he came in, because I just squeezed the old person in charge of Group B at that time, which made me seize the opportunity. When I was anxious, I said that ABAB, Group B will always follow Group A, and he was so angry that he was going crazy.
Later, even if you don't say it, you can understand that after getting along with me for a while, I got on Cheng Guangliang's thief boat. It was just a big event that happened later that asked me to break up. In the final analysis, it was caused by my brother's unlucky thing.
Ding Ding...
For a while, my mobile phone rang and looked at my watch. It was still time to go to work. I left the large glass window that I leaned on to answer the phone and interrupted my memory. A few years ago, under the help of my brother's idiot, he insisted on introducing my sister-in-law's brother to me. I didn't want to go. If I didn't go, the ending would be different. Well, maybe I will happily marry Li Xiang and be my wife Li, instead of fighting with Cheng Guangliang.
06
Hello, our company can copy and clone any mobile phone card. If you need it, we can also sell simple equipment for you to learn by yourself...
If I let it go, I will directly delete this information, but the rich and noble man who went on a blind date a few days ago just euphemized on the phone that he would not meet again in the future. At the same time, my good professional quality allowed me to talk and laugh, and the noble son also generously said the reason for the breakup: one person The noble son said that Su Yan had a tendency to be sadistic, ** especially serious, and even showed him the bruises on his body, and this person was Cheng Guangliang. At that time, I was angry and asked my grandson to win back a game.
If I don't play with you, I will write my name upside down!
I quickly dialed the mobile phone number and bought a professional and easy-to-operate mobile phone card copy system, which cost 300 yuan.
I plugged the other party's phone card into the converter and double-clicked the software. As I looked at the instruction manual, I stared at the screen of the laptop, operating tightly, and my hands flew on the keyboard.
Then, I put the phone card back in place quietly. I touched Cheng Guangliang's suit pocket and jacket. I just slipped out of the next conference room. This meeting is very important, so everyone's phone is all outside, risking to come out against the boss's murderous eyes, but as long as I can kill Cheng Guangliang, my heart will be full. It's enough.
Brother, where shall we eat in the evening?
Brother Liangzi, you want the game console to come.
......
At first, Cheng Guangliang's mobile phone was just some messy text messages. It was really annoying to see the mobile phone that had been ringing. This was a backup and had been outdated for a long time, but he was too lazy to throw it away, so he kept it in the office, which helped a lot.
Brother, don't always say that you don't miss you, send you a girl at night! Dazhi
In the afternoon, when I was sleepy, an important message was sent to my spare mobile phone, signed with Dazhi.
I knew that your boy was not a thing. I narrowed my eyes and looked at my mobile phone. This Liu Dazhi was Cheng Guangliang's brother. In the past, our couple had a fight, and many grandchildren fell to me. They simply wore a pair of trousers with Cheng Guangliang.
Can I take it home? Hahaha!
The information returned by Cheng Guangliang is even more **.
I turned my head and looked at Cheng Guangliang in the office next to me through the glass. Cheng Guangliang raised his eyebrows and didn't know that my every move was in my eyes.
We are at the same level, but one is in Group A and the other is in Group B, leading two design teams respectively. When we didn't break up before, the AB Group was simply invincible, but now it's a little messy. AB forms an enemy and fights for a customer every day. The people below complain bitterly, and countless people want to do it. The law made us get back together, but it's all useless. I will fight with him to the end in my life.
07
Sister Su, your express.
When the new design came to the door, he happened to see a courier at the front desk, so he couldn't let go of this flattery opportunity, and he immediately sent it over.
I looked up, and my eyes were cold and scary. Bing's small design trembled. I guess it was also a matter of clothing. I wore it more seriously.
When I go to work, I wear a suit, a navy blue suit, with various shirts and silk scarves, and a pair of black-framed glasses, but this is not the tone after work. I must sort out my makeup, choose a softer color, change my upright professional clothes, and wear the most popular clothes at present. Decoration, including very short hot pants and fancy small tops, and glasses have also been changed to frameless. I'm happy that I still wear contact lenses, depending on my mood.
Who sent it? When I looked for scissors to open the cardboard box, there was a doll lying in it. That was where I landed in Cheng Guangliang. At the beginning, I moved out and forgot, alas... He also had a little conscience. I pouted, but there was still a note behind the doll, which made me angry.
Miss Su, please don't leave anything casually. I'm afraid of being harassed. You are as old as a tiger now. Cheng.
"Ding Ding, come in for a moment." I pressed the phone on the secretary's desk on fire.
"Sister Su? What's the matter?" The secretary came in tremblingly from outside the door. Being a secretary is no different from a householder. She has to serve her master well and observe her words and colors. Dingding is very proficient in this craft. Just looking at my expression, she knows that I am angry again.
"Go and order a big bunch of ** for me to send to the conference room of Group B!"
"Ah..." Ding Ding looked at the next office. There was no one in it now. Group B was having a meeting in the small conference room.
"There is still half an hour left, if I can't send it to the conference room..." I began to kill people with my eyes.
Yes! I'll go right away!" Ding Ding quickly rushed out.