Chapter 453 Children can teach

In the spirit of fighting and killing the goddess, it's better to chat with her and talk about the noble spirit. He smiled lazily and said, "Oh, I didn't come in by tearing down the door, I drilled a hole."

This description made the goddess of the ladies smile. In a trance at night, she felt that there was a trace of evil charm in the goddess's smile. No matter how she looked like the egret she had just seen outside, of course, it was just like that. This goddess was obviously much more mature and charming than the egret girl just now.

"Brother, you are so funny." The goddess laughed.

He shrugged his shoulders and said, "Excuse me, can I go?"

The goddess laughed and said, "Originally, you still need to fight with me. Only when your strength is recognized by me can you enter the next palace. However, since you are so handsome and funny, you just need to answer me a question and you can leave."

Jiang Ye felt a little interesting and said lazily, "Oh? If you have any questions, just ask!"

There was a wave of gossip in the tone of the goddess, and she asked dewryly, "How do you think you chased our little princess? Answer honestly and don't prevaricate.

For this problem, I felt that there was no difficulty at all. He laughed and said, "Oh, I played a game of stealing and returning things with her, and then touched the buttocks of a tiger she raised, and it was done."

As for the specific game, the goddess asked, and he answered truthfully.

The Aries goddess smiled with satisfaction and said, "Well, your answer makes me very satisfied. You can enter the next palace."

When I left the Aries Palace at night, I still felt incredible. I touched my face and said to myself, "I'm handsome. When I face women, I still have an advantage."

Turtle Xuan jumped out of his body and smiled and said, "Being handsome, of course, is an advantage, but people rely on clothes, Buddha rely on gold clothes. You look so handsome, and you still have the credit of this suit I customized for you."

The turtle Xuan is now on his honeymoon with the turtle with Liuxiu. He looks energetic and excited. The only three hairs on his bald head also stand upright.

The night touched Xuan's head and smiled, "I said, Xiao Xuanzi, should you change a more handsome hairstyle? In this way, you also have the capital to show your advantage in front of the female turtle?"

Xuan touched the top of his bare head and said depressedly, "Unfortunately, we turtles are born without hair, and we can't have a handsome hairstyle. These three hairs are my mother's baby for self-defense, otherwise we don't even have three hairs."

"Do you think it's okay to get a wig for you?" Jiang Ye said casually.

Xuan shook his head like a reel and said, "This doesn't work. I've tried it before, but Wugui girl didn't know me and swept me out of the door. I can't say it clearly."

"What's going on?"

"She said she had never seen a turtle. The head is hairy, so it's fake at a glance. Xuan explained.

As they walked, they said and entered the Taurus Palace. Taurus represents Yangchun, which is the brilliant time when the vitality of the earth is shining, like a spring breeze patrolling the earth, bringing infinite upgrading to the earth.

In mythology, Taurus represents half exposed on the water and half hidden under the surface of the white cow in the sky. It is a virtuous ruffian in the sky, the incarnation of the king of the gods. It is said that in order to pursue a beautiful girl named Obarro, this old color stick incarnates a The white cow, the white cow is snow-white, and the horns are shining. O'Barro was attracted by this color cow. The white cow kissed O'Barro's hand and motioned her to ride up. O'Barro is just an ignorant girl, naturally tricked. The colored cow took the girl across the ocean and deliberately passed through the deeper waters, forcing the ignorant girl to hold the cow's back tightly. Finally, the old sex stick landed on an island and showed his real body. Unexpectedly, he was deeply favored by the ignorant girl. O'Obaro finally gave birth to many sons for him.

Therefore, it is said that Taurus is steady, conservative and calm, which is probably confused by the appearance of the old cow. The heart of this white cow is the same as the wind, and the spring heart is moving and unknown. It is often when this sex cow reveals its true appearance that the ignorant girls know that this cow is actually a love saint.

After entering the Taurus Palace, he found that he was the only one. He stepped into the ban, and he was transferred to the trial space. At this moment, Changye found that he had entered a prairie, and a group of white cows with shiny horns charged at him.

Jiang Ye didn't feel anything about it, but sighed in his heart, "After this grassland was trampled on by this group of crazy cows, it must feel very painful, right?"

The pasture that has been trampled by the cattle is naturally not grass. This herd of white cattle is condensed by energy. The night feels that this energy is not the previous star-like sky energy, but a hurricane-like angry energy. Therefore, it looks like a flock of cows, but it is actually a gust of wind. Of course, you If you think this is a group of mad cows, it is naturally most appropriate.

For the wind, what is most afraid of is the earth. Even if the wind is arrogant, even if it can roll up the hill, it can't touch the earth at all.

Therefore, the natural will to sacrifice the "heart of the lazy man" naturally, and a will turned into a turtle shell is covered on the top of the head of the night and Xuan. This tortoise shell seems to be connected to the earth, and the lazy heart is in line with the will of the earth.

He ignored the cattle at night and touched Xuan's bald head as he walked and said, "As the saying goes, there is nothing in your mouth. Mao, you can't do things well. It doesn't matter if you don't have hair on your head. Why don't you have hair on your mouth? Hasn't it been fully developed yet?"

Xuan was hurt by eating fruit. He touched his chin. It was indeed a piece of bareness. He said depressedly, "What does it mean that it has not been fully developed? I am ready to reproduce in the next generation, and I have not yet developed completely?"

The cattle hit the tortoise shell, as if they kicked on the iron plate and went back from nowhere. These stupid cows were bounced away one by one and could not shake the night at all, so the night was very idle and chatted to Xuan: "Actually, the reason why you give people the feeling of not developing well is that you have taken off your vest. . If you are still wearing armor now, you must look much more mature and stable.

Xuan complained, "No matter what, didn't my tortoise shell give it to you? You still joke that I don't have a vest. It's too hurtful.

In fact, the turtle is really not very big, but after putting on the turtle shell, it feels burly.

The herd of cows did not give up, but they were constantly hitting the turtle shell of the night with their horns. Jiang Ye said in the tortoise shell, "If you don't have a tortoise shell, will you be very uncomfortable? For example, if you encounter a danger like the one we have now, isn't it difficult to get along without tortoise shell protection?

Xuan turned his head and smiled, "It's not enough!" I'm a black turtle, not an ordinary little turtle. I can't live without the tortoise shell. When there is a tortoise shell, the main thing I use to protect my whole body is to protect the body, and the tortoise shell only plays a little bonus and cushioning role.

However, sometimes it is indeed a little inconvenient. For example, when it rains and thunders, I always subconsciously shrink in. Without a tortoise shell, it looks a little funny and is always laughed at by the girl.

The so-called bastard listening to thunder refers to the turtle's reaction very quickly when it hits the thunder sky. As soon as it thunders, it will shrink its head into the turtle shell.

Walk forward calmly at night under the attack of the cattle, as if walking in the strong wind. His mind was not put on the test at all. He said to Xuan with a smile, "I think, in fact, when you sleep, you can get into the turtle shell of the turtle. How hidden is it when you are so intimate? Others can't peep at all. If you encounter thunderous weather, you won't be embarrassed if you use it.

Thinking of the word "peep", he patted Xuan's bald head heavily and continued to say, "Oh, by the way, you have been hiding in the sea of knowledge and peeping on me and pure intimacy. The body does not know, but I know. You said, it's enough for you to peep. Don't bring a bad pig. She's just a child and teaches an ignorant girl. Do you think you're responsible?

"Ah? How did you know? Don't you close my dark room when you are making out? We can't see the outside from the dark room, and we can't see the inside!" Xuan said in surprise.

I hummed the night, "This is called darkness under the light. You think others can't see it, but in fact, I can see it more clearly than others. I am a shadow. In the dark room, it is actually the world of shadows. The darker the room is, the more I can see it clearly.

However, you guy made that monitor quite creatively, and actually made it into a pair of buttons.

Xuan hugged his bald head and said with a smile, "Then why didn't you tell the body?"

Jiang Ye smiled lazily and said, "I was going to tell him, but I'm lazy and always too lazy to talk about it, so I forget it.

However, I think that the fat water does not flow to the outsider's field. This little pig has been damaged by you, so you can take her. It happens to be a family. How kind is it?

Xuan's face was a little red, and he said shyly, "Isn't that good? The little pig is just an ignorant girl. If you bring a bad little girl, you will be struck by lightning.

Hey hey, the night reminds me of the king of the gods. If the ignorant girl is going to be struck by lightning, the king of the gods will kill himself with thunder and lightning.

After walking a while on the grassland, I climbed a small hill and found that under the hillside at night, there was a palace that looked like a tauren totem pole. The outside of the palace flashed golden light, splashing out like mercury. Jiang Ye thought to himself that if the girl Jiang Rong looked at the golden palace, she would definitely drool. This is all pure gold!

In fact, in addition to crystal, the star palace of Taurus also accounts for a large part of the pure gold. This divine realm is indeed a little luxurious.

It is expected that as long as you go to the golden palace, you should be able to enter the real trial, so the night will be more calm and educate Xuan, the turtle bastard.

"You boy, I'm sorry to pretend. Anyway, you stay with me, and if Ray wants to split you, he will split me first. You must be fine. Jiang Ye said, "To be a man, you should be responsible and not do anything to eat and wipe away."

"However, the little pig is a bamboo fairy, and I am a mythical beast. It seems like this, like this, it's a little embarrassing!"

"Wouldn't it be more embarrassing for me? Is it a flowing sleeve or a fox? Jiang Rong is also a winged fuel tribe. Jiang Ye smiled lazily and said, "I'm not worried. Are you still worried that the child you gave birth to has nothing? Eyes?"

Xuan was so embarrassed that he said angrily, "Jang Ye, this bastard, actually cursed me. The child you gave birth to is fart. What about the eyes!"

"You little son of a bitch, you are actually quite interested in piglets, aren't you? Do you have to let me say it for a while, do you have the courage? If you are so timid and like to be a shrinking turtle, how can you realize your little prince's dream of picking up girls? Continue to educate at night.

Xuan used to boast that he was the little prince in the turtle. If he wanted to pick up a girl, as long as he hooked up, there would naturally be people queuing up. Don't talk about queuing, but also buy tickets.

"Jiang Ye, you're right. I really should be bolder and walk more openly... I have decided that I want to soak in the pure tiger girl. Although she looks fierce, she is still very cute. Xuan made up his mind.

This, how can you educate your partner like this! There is another baby in the world who has been taught at night.

And the night sighed quite complatonically, "You can teach me!"

The author can't help sighing: This guy is really a bastard who has reached a certain level. If the girl asks you and your turtle to soak up, how can others get along?

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