Chapter 496 Obscene Turtle

In this way, Ye and Shiyin have been pounding back and forth for more than an hour. They are not fighting or passing skills, but studying how to play the piano and flute to make the music sound better.

Finally, Shiyin had to complain, "Jingye, you are not only too lazy to be like a pig, but also as stupid as a pig. Isn't it just a song? Haven't you learned it for an hour?"

There is nothing he can do about it. He also knows that he grew up playing mud and has never played any musical instrument. After the little pig turned into a bamboo flute, he just played the flute with his intention, and the sound of the flute was actually not very good. Now, Jiang Ye has been learning for an hour and can't solo a piece of music. It seems normal for Jiang Ye, but in the eyes of the music and the poetry of the sword array for thousands of years, he is naturally as stupid as a pig.

Jing Ye smiled lazily and said, "I'm already so excellent. If I'm proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, how can others do it?"

The little shamelessness of the night amused the poetry. On second thought, the foot is short and the inch is long. If it is a wine barrel, it is inevitable that there will be shortcomings. She has nothing to be stubborn about.

"Well, I'll spare you this time, but you have to practice for at least an hour every day. Don't be lazy. I'll supervise you in person and choose the morning." Shiyin asked.

The lazy man sighed in his heart. It seemed that his lazy career of sleeping until he woke up naturally was about to end. However, thinking about being able to play with the girl's piano and flute, and then combine two swords and fight together, it is also full of fairy artistic conception. I can't say that Jiang Ye still has to be diligent this time.

Seeing that the general Ye agreed, Shiyin felt a sense of accomplishment in her heart. Perhaps, people who play with music have the desire to conduct a music conductor in their bones. Now there is a good-looking animal to direct for himself, which is naturally very satisfying.

"You are a golden lion, and I will definitely not be your opponent." Shiyin laughed and said, "However, if you continue to challenge, the two people you meet are your real opponents. You haven't been to the divine world, so it's hard for you to understand that you are powerful. How terrible will the fighting power of the two people with the magic weapon and the power of the prototype be? If the attack method is not correct, you will never really hurt them. Be careful of their magic weapon and choose the right attack method. There are only so many that I can tell you. Come on, A Ye. Well, I'll admit defeat in this game.

As soon as the three words of admitting defeat appeared, the two came out of the space-time arena. Over there, Zhuang Ou Xuezhuang, the young master, who is ranked in front of the two, is already a little impatient at this time. Other people's battles need to wait for a few minutes to appear, while the "battle" between the night and Shiyin lasted for more than ten minutes.

"Shiyin, all right, let's fight quickly! I'm still waiting to challenge Li Jiaren's sissy. This is our fateful battle. This time, I must win and win him openly in your presence. Zhuang Ouxue said domineeringly, consciously very imposing.

At that time, his appearance was too rough and self-righteous in the eyes of the night and Shiyin, and he didn't understand anything.

Shiyin wiped her mouth and smiled, "Mr. Zhuang, look at the crystal record card on your head. Your opponent is not me, but this handsome man."

Zhuang Da Shao originally ignored the animal next to Shiyin. Maybe the lazy appearance of the night was really not deterrent in the eyes of men. Maybe Zhuang Da Shao only had Shiyin in his eyes, and then forgot the whole world. When Master Zhuang was looking at the man in front of him who really looked a little handsome, he couldn't help swearing in his stomach: "Grandma, what's going on?"

"Shiyin, why did you lose to this guy in Lonely City? How can you lose to him with your thunder sound swordsmanship, as well as your invincible sword array, and the sound of the piano integrated into the meaning of sword? Master Zhuang jumped on his feet.

Shiyin felt that she knew the arrogant maniac in front of her and was a little embarrassed in front of him, so she looked cold and said, "If you lose, you lose. Why? Moreover, I'm convinced that there is nothing to complain about losing to such a handsome man.

As soon as he said this, Master Zhuang almost sprayed fire in his eyes. Who doesn't know that Zhuang Dashao fell in love with women, which is his. Even if this woman is the goddess of the iceberg, it must be his own confinement.

Now it's all right. The iceberg goddess actually dumped his face in front of him, praising another man for being handsome in public. She was convinced that she lost. It's really unbearable, and aunt can't stand it. In Master Zhuang's eyes, only he can enjoy this kind of treatment.

Jiang Ye couldn't help sighing secretly. This woman is really a disaster. A beautiful woman is a flood in a disaster. She can provoke a war between men wherever she goes. Jiang Ye originally wanted to display the highest level in the military battle - the soldier who did not fight and subdued others, and made friends with the somewhat arrogant brother in front of him. Now it's okay. If the eyes of the brother in front of him can kill people, Jiang Ye will have died tens of thousands of times.

There's nothing I can do. I don't want to think about it. Since I can't let people like myself, let the enemy be afraid of me. If the king's way is not good, I have to use ** naked domineering.

He Ye deliberately grabbed Shiyin's delicate hand in front of Master Zhuang, put it in front of him and looked at it carefully. Then he ignored the eyes of the world and said, "Goddess, you have such a pair of unparalleled hands. No wonder you can play such a beautiful song, so slender and elastic."

With a slight smile in Shiyin's eyes, she also picked up the hand of the night and said, "Your hand is called a man's hand. It's wide and powerful. It feels very warm to hold it. If it's in winter, it must be like a stove."

He swept the night with the rest of the young master. He smiled lazily and said, "Haha, I grew up doing farm work. My hands are a little rough, and I really don't deserve your hands. However, things in the world are so strange. Flowers are inserted into cow dung, and good cabbages are arched by pigs.

Shiyin was a little carried away and was amused. Xiao You laughed promiscuously: "You mean, you are a pig yourself?"

The lazy answer was "If you admit that you are a cabbage, what's wrong with being a pig?"

Li Jiaren, who is watching the play next to him, can't understand. His first reaction was that the iceberg goddess was banned or hallucinated by the little obscene young man next to him. However, after carefully exploring with the supreme Yangling light he cultivated, he found that there was nothing abnormal on Shiyin's body, not even a trace of injury.

It is inevitable that he has such a conjecture in his heart: Is it possible that those brainless young men who have worked hard for so many years and want to melt the iceberg beauties have been dealt with by the man in front of him in a while? Is the man in front of him a living saint of love or the reincarnation of the stallion god?

What's more, Chunchun and Liuxiu, who also had not yet competed, ran to the side of the general Ye Shiyin after talking and laughing for a while, called an aunt to Shiyin, and then sandwiched the general night with Shiyin, left and right, with no intention of avoiding suspicion at all.

This kind of behavior makes the male players who have no competition's eyes hot, some are full of envy to tears, and some are jealousy of anger, burning to the eyes.

"Battle, this is my aunt and niece. Is that it? If it is done, what should the first god emperor call the animal in front of him? Brother-in-law or son-in-law?"

This is the voice of most people present.

Chunchun's move let the general night know that he will be domineering to the end today. The enemy in front of him thought he was very domineering. He was more domineering than him. He overwhelmed him with domineering, then flattened him, and then stamped a few feet.

However, Zhuang Dashao in front of him suddenly calmed down a lot. His mood was not as excited as at the beginning. At the same time, his expression was very gloomy.

The purpose of the general night is to stimulate the opponent in front of him, make him angry, and then be insane, so that he has a chance to do it. This is also an extremely smart hand in the art of war, which is called attacking the heart.

However, when he saw that Zhuang Dashao could suddenly calm down in anger, even if the calmness looked a little sinister, he felt that the opponent in front of him was a little difficult.

However, soon he was shocked and couldn't help laughing.

The situation was like this. Master Zhuang was a little excited and stammed, "Cousin, you just... What was Shiyin called just now?

Pure and pure said disdainfully, "My dear cousin, don't you know that the person you admire is our aunt? Although my aunt and uncle are half-brothers.

Bangdang!

The glasses of everyone present fell to the ground, if there were glasses. People without eyes also have their eyes wide open, so big that they are about to fall down.

Just now, although Master Zhuang confused his mind angrily, at least he has accumulated a little murderous spirit. Now? This murderous spirit completely disappeared without a trace under the hands of pure innocence.

The Liuxiu and October next to him laughed vigorously and stamped his feet with a smile. Obviously, that's what Chunchun and she said just now.

Jing Ye finally resisted the pure impulse to kiss him and gave him a look of appreciation.

Zhuang Dashao's expression really gave people the feeling that he wanted to cry. He said to Shiyin, "Shiyin, why didn't you tell me earlier? This is my first love..."

Bangdang!

Now the eyeballs have fallen to the ground!

October and Liuxiu directly covered their stomachs, bent down and squatted on the ground. If they didn't know, they really thought that they had dropped their eyes on the ground, and now they were picking them up.

An aggrieved expression appeared on Shiyin's face and said, "I didn't know it until yesterday!" Nephew, it's not my fault."

A sentence "nephew" said from Shiyin, even the very serious Li Jiaren couldn't stand it. She turned around and smiled secretly.

Zhuang Dashao is also a talent. At this time, he became a laughing stock. He roared angrily, and then said with a little affection and pain, "If you laugh, you know how much love is for a man. Don't you know how valuable first love is? You fools won't understand."

Jang Ye felt that Master Zhuang was a little pitiful, just like a pair of infatuated lovers who were preparing to get married. As a result, it turned out to be a brother and sister who had been separated for many years. In addition to dog blood, it was very sad.

Therefore, he said lazily, "I understand this feeling. Every man's first love, like a matchstick, can only be lit once, and then it's gone."

"What you said makes a little sense. I feel like I'm just a matchstick, and I can't light it anymore." Master Zhuang looked at the night contemptuously and then said, "However, I don't need a pig to pity me. In today's battle, either you die or I will die."

The night shrugged his shoulders at the two beauties, indicating that there was nothing the crazy person in front of him could do.

At this time, Xuan suddenly jumped out of the sea of knowledge and said loudly, "He admitted that he was a matchstick. It's so thin!"

After saying that, Zhuang Ouxue, who was worried that the anger in front of him was about to burn his brain, came to his real pk and quickly jumped into the sea of knowledge of the night. Sure enough, the general night was his turtle shell. He made another shrinking turtle, and then threw the black pot to the general night.

Chunchun and Shiyin's faces on the side turned red, but they couldn't help laughing. Chunchun said, "Jiang Ye, how can you be such a hooligan?"

Jing Ye said innocently, "This is not what I instigated. It was Xuan who ran out by himself."

Shiyin shook his head and said, "What kind of master you have, what kind of turtle you will have."

This time, there is yellow mud in the trousers of the night. It's not shit, it's shit.