Chapter 8 It's easy to make a bird with a bird, but it's hard to turn over

Shanyun nodded, took away the sadness of the frost, pinched the hollow turtle shell in his hand, hooked his finger at the black bird, and said, "Good boy, come here. From now on, this will be your home."

In an instant, Lord Blackbird's face turned green. He stammered, "Sir, you don't want me to be a turtle, do you?"

"Don't you know that you are a bastard?" Shan Yun pulled up the death mask, showed half of his face, spit at the lake and said.

After all, Blackbird has been the boss for many years. Although he is not a bastard, he is still very angry.

"I can't agree to this. Huh, you know, I'm also a face-to-face person. It's not humiliating!" The black bird said with a determined face.

"Oh? Are you also a face-to-face person? How much is your pig's head meat? How much is it? Shan Yun raised the sadness of frost and put it on his shoulder. "Daunt, don't be shameless. Do you dare to do it or dare? Who do you think I let him be my turtle?

The black bird was forced to the cliff and became tough. He put his hands on his chest and said, "If you don't do it, don't do it. You kill me!"

Shanyun gave a thumbs up to Lord Blackbird, tilted his mouth, and said with a smile, "Okay, I like people with backbone. There are too few people with backbone this year. You are the most backbone person I have ever met... It suddenly occurred to me that I have been a little weak recently, and I should find something to make up for it.

He was still talking and laughing just now, and suddenly waved his sword. Lord Blackbird only felt a flash of cold light in front of him, and his lower body was cold. He did not realize what was going on, but he saw the night looking at the softness on the tip of the sword. The meat pinched his nose and said, "It's really coquettish. After stewing, it should be compared with that cow whip and tiger whip, hey... It's just a little small."

At this time, Lord Blackbird felt a sharp pain in his lower body. When he looked down, his flesh and blood was already blurred. At this time, he covered his lower body and shouted like a pig, as if he didn't believe it: "You... You really did it... Oh... Oh..."

Shan Yun smiled lazily, and his fingers flicked on the tip of the sword, which was soft. The meat directly penetrated the mouth of the black bird shouting. The black bird felt bad and was about to spit it out. As a result, Shan Yun slapped him directly in the face and let him swallow it. At this time, he was no longer in the mood to cover his lower body to make a goat jump, but he clasped his throat desperately, trying to buckle out what he had just eaten.

Shan Yun seemed to have done something insignificant. He leaned against the willow tree and said lightly, "Damn it, what's your name? Didn't I leave you half of it? Now, if you eat the other half, maybe it will grow up tomorrow.

There was a curse in the heart of the Death Demon Emperor. He really understood that the person in front of him was a real demon, a demon more than him. He also wanted to grow up, but his body and soul were completely controlled by the mountain clouds. The demon body no longer had a self-healing function. The bird is not a grass, and it can't grow if he wants to.

Shan Yun played the sword again lazily and said, "Well, now think about it again, do you want to be a turtle for me? My patience is limited... I heard that the price of pig's head has risen too much recently. I don't mind taking a few kilograms of meat from your pig's head to see if your face is really so expensive?

The Death Demon Emperor no longer dares to hesitate, for fear that as long as he has a little hesitation, his head will fall to the ground the next second, his head is like pounding garlic, and he said, "Yes, yes, I'm willing to say whatever you say..."

Shan Yun touched the head of the Death Demon Emperor and smiled, "Good boy..."

Then he pressed the head of the Death Demon Emperor into the tortoise shell and stuffed it hard.

After another burst of ghost crying and howling, Shan Yun sat on the tortoise shell and directed the black bird that turned into a turtle to walk back and forth.

"Grandma bear, you give the stupid bird, can't you even learn the turtle? Do you still need me to teach you how to walk? Shan Yun slapped the black bird's head in the mud and let him gnaw the mud.

The black bird held a bellyful of fire and cursed in his heart, accepting it.

Shan Yun played the sword again and said with a smile, "Stupid bird, did you curse me in your heart just now? Thinking about how to kill me and play with my woman after turning over?

The black bird's heart is finished. His soul is controlled by him. The three souls and seven souls are restrained. What do you think? With the heart of this evil master, he knows everything... Suddenly, there was a bleakness and sadness in his heart.

Shanyun directly turned over the king's shell of the black bird, and then pressed a big stone on the turtle shell, smiling and said, "turn over... How do you think you can turn over? Come on, turn over one and show it to me?"

Suddenly, Shan Yun heard a soft laughter from the sadness of frost.

Shan Yun said with joy in his heart, "Pig, are you finally willing to laugh? That's great..."

The little pig showed the girl's body and turned around and said, "You were so relieved that you made this bastard just now, so I couldn't help laughing... What's more, you are too evil, aren't you? How can you use me to do such a thing? Don't you know it's disgusting? That guy's underwear has probably not been washed for a thousand years. It's stinky..."

After saying that, she kicked the black bird on the head!

"It's no wonder there is a strange smell... The underwear of the guy who has been staying for a thousand years is really lethal!" Shan Yun touched the pig's face affectionately and said, "Well, girls should smile more, otherwise how ugly is it to have a widow's face all day long? Xuan is not dead, but he can't come out to play with us. You can't be sad anymore..."

The little pig touched his face and wondered, "Do I really look like a widow's face?"

Shan Yun laughed lazily and said, "You don't look like it when you smile... Come on, chat with my brother. Seeing that the turtle could not turn over, I remembered a joke. It was that a male sea turtle and a female sea turtle had a happy time on the beach. Both turtles had a good time. They agreed to come here on the same day of the second year. After the appointment, the male turtle left. The next year, he came to the beach as promised. He thought he had come early enough, but he didn't expect the female turtle to come earlier than him. He said happily, so you can't wait? As a result, the mother said angrily that after you were happy last year, you patted your buttocks and left. As a result, I haven't turned over for a year..."

After listening to this joke, the black bird who couldn't turn over was angry for a while, but the little pig laughed and said, "Where is this joke? Why is it so funny? Isn't it true?"

"Hey hey, I heard it from Xuan..."

"This is not a mysterious thing, is it?"

"Let's go to the natural disaster sacrificial tower tomorrow and ask Xuan if he did this embawe..."

"Really? That's great. It's agreed not to cheat. I miss him very much..."

The two sat and chatted. The afternoon passed quickly. Shanyun caught two big fish, separated and looked at the traps, and harvested two rabbits and a fragrant deer. At this time, he felt that there was no girl's uncomfortable place around him. He had good ingredients, but he didn't have the skills to make delicious food. According to the meaning of the general night, he doesn't want to disturb the life of Liuxiu and Tianzhi General Night. Other girls are the same, and Shanyun's own sister is far away from the sky. In addition, the contradiction between the divine world and the neutral forces has arisen, and he doesn't know how long it will take to see them.

Fortunately, the little pigs around him know a little about cooking skills. Although the food made is not as pure as flowing sleeves, the taste is not bad, which can be regarded as a solution to the urgent needs of Shanyun, a super lazy person, so that he will not starve to death.

Floating, the mountain cloud lay lazily on the tortoise shell, looking at the fat white clouds in the sky, humming an unknown tone in his mouth, and the mournful sword of frost in his hand pounding on the tortoise shell. The black bird under his buttocks did not dare to neglect, for fear that he would run slowly, which made Grandpa Wu Shanyun angry and cut off half of his pig's head with a sword.

"Grandma, do you still use flying? When will you climb in this way to get the underworld?" Wu Shanyun hummed for a long time and finally said impatiently.

The black bird said weakly, "But, Uncle Wu, I don't have wings. Why do I fly?"

"If you don't have wings, it will grow. Anyway, you are a bird, I'm sure..."

Then, a turtle suddenly grew a pair of huge wings and flew into the sky very lightly, causing a large group of people to stop and watch.

In other words, people will feel strange. It's not surprising that this horse can fly, because the horse has wings, which is called Pegasus. However, it is strange that this turtle can fly. The bastard has wings, and the world has never seen it. Should it be called the heavenly bastard? What about the people who sit on the flying turtle? Should it be called Turtle Fairy?

The arcs and shadows of the mountains and clouds flew by, but the Celestial Empire left him with another legend.

"I said, Birdman, tell me, how many women do you have in the underworld?" Shan Yun suddenly asked, and his tone seemed to be a little irritable.

Blackbird is now quite afraid of being irritable on his back. If he is irritable, he will have no good fruit to eat.

"Speaking of which, I am quite similar to Zhuang Zuodie. In terms of women, I can't compare with you. There is only a female tiger at home. If I fall in love with a woman outside and don't eat it, the woman will be burned to ashes by Yanhuo." The Blackbird said bitterly.

The black bird's good looks, but Shanyun has seen it. It is the king of rosefinch, who can control the fire known as the king of fires. When she experienced it in purgatory, she noticed it.

"I have a headache now. Originally, I wanted to wear your skin in your country, but after I go back, your wife will definitely find out, what should I do?"

It turned out that Wu Shanyun was worried about this. The black bird's heart twitched when he heard this, thinking, did he want to treat his wife...

He suddenly dared not think about it, and he mourned silently in his heart.