Chapter 58 Pretue to be fucked for something
At this time, Xuan's face was full of red light, and he was full of energy to walk. He reluctantly said goodbye to the turtle girls, returned to the sea of mountains and clouds, and finally muttered, "Oh, it's hard to say goodbye when we meet... Whoo-hoo... Old turtle, when can I regain my freedom?
"Hey hey, with this door of time and space, no matter the ends of the earth, you can just find your way home at any time. What are you doing there? And he actually talked about poetry and made himself like a literary turtle... I can't accept it!"
"Get out... Don't insult the word literature and art..."
"Don't you think you insulted the word poetry..."
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Condensing the successful and powerful super-time door, such a proud thing, even the little turtle Xuan can't help shouting, so that the whole world can know it. However, Shan Yun didn't say anything to his friends, as usual, scattered and silent, with a signature lazy smile on his face, doing nothing to do. Maybe if it were someone else, he would definitely not be able to think like a little turtle. This is like a little ink man in a lonely city. If the money bag has just been filled with a bag of crystal coins, the young man will definitely not help making the sound of proud crystal coins hit in the money bag, for fear that others will not know. However, Shan Yun is used to keeping a low profile. The idea of a lazy person is very simple. If the money is on him, it is the same whether it is in a money bag or in a space ring. The real poverty and wealth can be shown at the moment of buying and paying the bill. If you can afford it, you are rich, and if you can't afford it, you are poor. That's all. He is used to such a lazy and simple idea. It's like his idea about the door of time and space at this time: friends know and don't know the same thing. As long as the door of time and space can turn the tide at the critical moment, it will be enough to save the mansion. If possible, the door of Shanyun Lede will never come out. This secret can be buried with him... In a word, this is the simple idea of the king of lazy people.
The friends were very happy, as if the two words "happy" were written on their faces, and there were also two words on Shan Yun's face, but the handwriting was not as obvious as others. And when such happy people walked out of the mission hall, anyone could see that this group of people had gained a lot, which was enough to make anyone next to them jealous.
If the world is sick with red eye disease, their eyesight will naturally decline. When the eyesight declines, you will naturally become ignorant, and the ignorant are fearless, so some people are particularly bold.
Boldness is sometimes a good thing, but it bothers the partners at this time. It's like it's hard to go to the restaurant to have a big meal, but a group of flies that have just eaten shit are flying around in front of their eyes, and no one will be happy.
The largest of these flies is a player from the Thorn Scourge Union. As the largest trade union in the Thorn Guild, the strength of the God's Guild has been recognized by all the trade unions on the neutral island. And the guy in front of him is dressed in a handsome gossip robe, a feather fan in his hand, a scarf on his head, and his appearance is full of appearance. However, even a little elegant Onmyoji's dress can't hide the arrogance of this guy. This guy almost wants to write the word God's punishment on his forehead, so that the whole world knows that he is from a cow. The forced punishment union, holding his head high, pressed the whole world under his nostrils, and then exhaled two words from his nostrils - contempt.
However, in everyone's opinion, this guy may really have arrogant capital. Needless to say, it comes from the divine punishment union. The peak cultivation of the God Emperor up to level 28 is not covered, not to mention that he is a yin and yang thinker. Onmyoji, with mental power as a weapon, is a strong man in the spiritual world. The attack speed has always been the fastest. The so-called thought of thousands of miles, a thousand years of thought, even the fastest bow and arrow is not as good as the Onmyoji's mind power. Therefore, the onlookers in front of the mission hall did not feel inappropriate to see his arrogant questions about this group of rookie players.
"Fangfei Union? Haha... It's really strange when men are accepted in women's nests. However, what's more strange to me is that what method did you use to capture the two camps of the Protoss in the novice trial mission. In the eyes of the masses, this good-selling guy speaks gently and elegantly.
Someone took the lead, and naturally someone made a noise below. Many of the onlookers were about to kill the curious cat in their hearts, and the hooligans mixed in the ignorant masses really began to talk nonsense.
"Yes, such a beautiful girl doesn't use beauty tricks to fascinate the leader of the Protoss, is she? Yo-yo... If I were the leader of the Protoss, I would really be fascinated by these little women!" An evil wizard from the Lionyuan Union licked his rough lips and said that the red eyes were the typical standard of perstitators.
"It's really a waste for such beautiful girls to join Fangfei's garbage union... If the girls are willing, they can join our top union. In the future, they will be covered by our brothers to ensure that they don't have to worry about food and clothing, and no one dares to mess with them!" Several bald men of the top union said in the stream.
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Gossip is the meaning of a group of bachelors in the sun. Many hooligans seem to want to look at the group of novices in front of them. The mother swallowed it, which made the girls very unhappy.
Xing Xie didn't seem to be very angry, but he felt that there was a good show to watch. He turned to Shan Yun and said, "Big boss, it's up to you. Let these bastards go as a fart, and then we go to the restaurant. I've become dry food these days. This time I have to make up for it!"
Shan Yun was a little speechless and glanced at Xing Xie with contempt: "These bastards scold you as a sissy in a pile of women. Aren't you angry? Do you really admit that you are a sissy little white face? Well, God can't save you, little star!"
Xing Xie's face can definitely compete with Shan Yun. How could he blush with these words and reply, "Hey hey, if they scold me Xiao Bai, then aren't you also a sissy? Well, if one or two of the girls behind me are my younger brother, I will fight with this group of bastards without saying anything. Unfortunately, the eight girls are all yours, so we have to move a bench to watch the play.
Lei Ming also echoed and said, "Yes, yes, the flower protector should have the consciousness of the flower protector!"
Naturally, Sancai will not let go of the opportunity to attack Shanyun: "Hurry up, fight quickly, don't affect our mood of eating, sister-in-law, don't you think so?"
So, Shan Yun could only say dejectedly, "I have no choice... Well, are there any rules of challenge between players?"
The guide elf Xixi jumped out of the sea of mountains and clouds and dutifully explained for Shan Yun: "As long as the two sides agree, players can enter the competition in the player's competitive space, and there is no limit to one-on-one and group fighting. The player's competitive space will protect the player's life. As long as his life is in danger, the player will be automatically sent out of the competitive space.
The onlookers contempted decisively. They thought that the guy in front of them was a novice player, and he didn't even understand the rules of the player's arena. Shanyun has become the ideal soft persimmon in everyone's mind. Even novice players under level 10 are ready to come forward and pinch it!
"I have no choice... Beautiful women are all beauties. It's really a sin for me to carry eight misfortunes on the water street!" Shan Yun was very enlightened at this time.
Some girls despise it, while others laugh without saying a word.
"Humph, if you don't have the ability, how dare you enjoy such a beautiful blessing? If you are interested, tell us how you did it quickly, or you will be asked for a slap in the face. The yin and yang master of the punishment union urged.
"Okay, if you want to hit in the face, then hit it... I'm alone. You'd better go together. It's so fast. We're in a hurry to eat!" Shan Yun lowered his head and said dejectedly.
The onlookers, including "God's Punishment Brother", thought that Shan Yun was begging for a slap in the face, and begged everyone to be slapped in the face. Everyone is willing to fulfill this kind of bachelor behavior.
However, "Brother God's punishment" was as proud as a male peacock. He shook his head and said, "Well, I'm enough alone. Come first and come first, and queue up in the back, you bastards!"
The male peacock is so arrogant, but no one onlookers dares to express dissatisfaction, and at most their eyes show resentment. The prestige of the Heavenly Punishment Union is not comparable to that of Unions such as Blood Killing and Youlang.
"You, no, the level is too low. Let's go together!" Shan Yun said bluntly.
Brother Tianqi smiled instead of anger: "Oh, boy, how high is the level in your eyes?"
Shan Yun also had a very frank look and replied leisurely, "I just checked. The highest level among players is only level 59. You are only 28, and you haven't even reached half of the others. It's not low. Is it still high?"
Brother Tianshi wanted to spit blood, but he didn't know how to refute it. He could only say angrily, "You're dead. I'll kill you three streets when I see you in the branch union!"
This is a very cruel word, but it's a pity that Shan Yun is just a rookie and doesn't know the prestige of the Heavenly Punishment Union.
"Hurry up, don't be like a woman. Let's promise together. We're really going to have dinner!" Shan Yun once again said sincerely and frankly.
The players' guide elves began to sing magic, and the magic doors to the player's arena opened one after another.
The enraged players all filed in, and the onlookers, from the 80 old man to the eighteen-headed boy, were ready to come forward and pinch the soft persimmon with a little cheap mouth.
It's a pity, it's a pity, it's helpless.
The masses are always ignorant. They enter quickly and come out quickly. In less than ten seconds, the fierce masses went in vertically and came out horizontally. They were thrown out by the magic door, blood flowed, and many people's limbs were mutilated, and they did not know life or death. Among them, Brother Tianqi seemed to have been specially taken care of. At this time, he was corpse on the street with seven orifices. Fortunately, the player arena protected this group of poor guys and kept their last breath. These guys dragged them home to raise them and should be able to walk on the ground for two months.
Xing Xie seemed to be a little dissatisfied and let his guide elf close the live scene screen of the player's arena. He shook his head and said, "Oh, it's too boring. It's too boring to use this trick again. It's too fast. Although the shock value is high enough, the humiliation value is not enough. It's not evil at all!"
Rongrong was full of admiration at this time, "Don't say, this fireworks festival is still so handsome and domineering!"
"Hey hey, the blood flow turns into fireworks all over the sky, and there is really a bloody romantic feeling!" Chunchun also praised.
Obviously, the girls are still quite fond of this god king skill.
Shan Yun slowly came out of the door of magic, straightened out the messy white hair, ignored the stunned eyes of the other onlookers, and smiled and said to everyone: "Shameless guys, go to dinner, Xing Xie, Sancai and Lei Ming, treat the three of you! Xingxie, you were the most active just now. You have to pay half of the meal.
Xing Xie's eyes widened: "Why do we treat you? Is this what the rich man said?
Shan Yun grinned: "Have you ever seen that guy watch a play without paying for tickets?"
"I'm dizzy. If it's really a good show, I'd like to pay for tickets, but your play is too short, isn't it?" Xing Xie shouted injustice.
As if pretending to be sincere, Shan Yun said frankly, "It's not that I'm not awesome, it's really that the enemy is too weak."
Lei Ming laughed beside him, stretched out his thumb to Shan Yun and said, "Brother, you are awesome!"